00:00Is that the gayest sign you could find, or was there one more with a giant dick on it?
00:10Shut up, Rob.
00:11You smell like beer.
00:12You smell like incest.
00:13Your tits are lopsided.
00:14Eat dog shit.
00:15Yo dude, I wasn't really sure where to get your free gone away present but I figured
00:37I'd like what I came up with.
00:40Check that shit out.
00:41Couldn't afford a whole pack?
00:42for it a whole pack?
00:43You fuck the pack and listen to this, the other day when Rob wasn't home, I took one
00:48of his cigarettes and I soaked it in my piss, it was my morning piss too, it was really
00:53dark, I'd just taken a multivitamin, like an hour before I drank a lot of beer the night
00:57before, it looked like apple cider kind of, and then what I did was I let it dry out so
01:02it would be smokeable, this my man, is that unholy cigarette, I'm giving it to you.
01:07No, I don't want to touch that.
01:09Fucking try, take it easy.
01:11Just put it on the desk.
01:13Alright, but calm down, you're sure you don't want to touch it?
01:22And how do you plan on pulling this off?
01:25It's easy, we just go get Rob, say we're going to go out front for a smoke, and then when
01:29we get out there, just offer him one of yours, which he's going to accept because it's a
01:32free cigarette, and then fucking hand him the p-cig and you and I just sit back and
01:36laugh our asses off.
01:38This top five things have ever come up, I did it for you.
01:42There is a special place in hell for you.
01:48So are you going to do this, or not?
01:52You going to miss this place Bruce?
01:54This place?
01:55Nah.
01:57I've been here long enough, time to go.
02:01Rob.
02:02Want to smoke?
02:03Yeah.
02:04Go.
02:05Want one?
02:07The fuck is wrong with this cigarette?
02:09What?
