- 12 years ago
Drama (2008) 82 minutes ~ Color
Dissatisfied with his 9-to-5 job and his predictable suburban existence, 20-something Chicagoan Chris Payton (Chris Fountain) lurches into a life crisis that threatens to break up his marriage in this drama about the decision to take charge or give up. Chris's growing frustration eventually boils over, creating major friction with his wife. With his marriage in serious jeopardy, Chris must come to terms with what he wants for his future.
Director: Brian Wright
Writer: Brian Wright
Stars: Chris Fountain, Alyssa Roehrenbeck, Phil Hendricks
Dissatisfied with his 9-to-5 job and his predictable suburban existence, 20-something Chicagoan Chris Payton (Chris Fountain) lurches into a life crisis that threatens to break up his marriage in this drama about the decision to take charge or give up. Chris's growing frustration eventually boils over, creating major friction with his wife. With his marriage in serious jeopardy, Chris must come to terms with what he wants for his future.
Director: Brian Wright
Writer: Brian Wright
Stars: Chris Fountain, Alyssa Roehrenbeck, Phil Hendricks
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00:00:30They all died.
00:00:37Since him, all sins been cleared.
00:00:46During the dying hours of our yonder days,
00:00:51our lives innocent in the vile rage,
00:00:55As our lips and speech were carved out of faith
00:01:00With a leap in desire we set out to live
00:01:04The dreams we raised
00:01:14We'd walk through the dark down the streets of war
00:01:19And after all, how we'd make it through
00:01:24Oh yeah, we built a cradle we're safe to fall
00:01:28Within the fallen lands of our lives we're on
00:01:44In the darkness of each other's hearts
00:01:49We found a place where we didn't fall
00:01:53And just for a moment, we'll never be afraid
00:01:59To say yes
00:02:04On the last of this lonely time
00:02:11It's already December 1st
00:02:15I know
00:02:17I'm exhausted
00:02:18Another longest week ever
00:02:20I know babe, I know
00:02:22I just want my Christmas vacation
00:02:24Me too
00:02:25You know
00:02:27Only two more weeks
00:02:28Yep
00:02:30That's good, right?
00:02:32I just wish I didn't have to deal with my shithead boss for another ten days
00:02:37You know, it's like
00:02:39Hey Chris, can you come to my office here real quick?
00:02:42I want to bend you over my desk and really slam it up there
00:02:45You can meet me in the next five minutes
00:02:48That'd be fantastic
00:02:50That's funny
00:02:51Well, the reality is, is like
00:02:53Chris, Chris, I lost last week's hourly report
00:02:56I need another one, because I'm a fucking idiot
00:02:58I wish I could meet this guy
00:03:00Trust me, you don't want to meet this guy
00:03:02It's not that he's like ridiculously looking
00:03:04Doesn't have like a large head or big ears
00:03:06I mean, it's normal
00:03:07It's just, every time he opens his mouth
00:03:09It's like, ugh
00:03:11Forget about it
00:03:13Only two more weeks, Chris
00:03:15Yeah, I just wish we could go somewhere
00:03:17We're going down to the city a few times
00:03:20No, I mean go somewhere
00:03:22Like Florida, or California, or the Bahamas
00:03:27I just want to drink piña coladas
00:03:29I just want to eat shrimp cocktail
00:03:32I just want to take my shirt off and burn in the sun
00:03:35Burn, baby, burn
00:03:37Well, maybe next year, you know
00:03:39We could save up some money and then
00:03:41It'll take us ten years to afford that
00:03:44I can't get this fucking lettuce out of my teeth
00:03:48Come to bed
00:03:50You win this time, lettuce
00:03:52You win
00:03:56Can you believe I can't even beat a piece of lettuce
00:03:58That's stuck in my teeth
00:04:02You never were a fighter
00:04:04Oh, really?
00:04:05Katherine, Marie, Kenny, Peyton, third, bitch
00:04:08I haven't been called that since the second grade
00:04:10Minus the Peyton part, of course
00:04:12I'm very proud
00:04:16So
00:04:18What do you want for Christmas?
00:04:22It's that time of year again, huh?
00:04:24It sure is
00:04:26Hmm
00:04:28That's a tough one
00:04:30See, I do have a lot
00:04:32I have a lovely, wonderful wife
00:04:34And Kate
00:04:36I have a town home
00:04:38That's going to take us about 28 years
00:04:40To pay off
00:04:42I've got the best friends that money can buy
00:04:44And a job
00:04:46That I'll probably get a raise right around the same time
00:04:48We make the last payment on the townhouse
00:04:50What else could I want?
00:04:52Chris, seriously, what do you want?
00:04:54I don't know
00:04:56I want
00:05:00I want what you can't get me
00:05:06What's that supposed to mean?
00:05:08What's that supposed to mean?
00:05:10I don't know
00:05:16Come on
00:05:18I'm serious, I'm going to go shopping some time later this week
00:05:20And
00:05:22Just tell me what you want
00:05:28I didn't mean to start something
00:05:30Well
00:05:32It's a simple question
00:05:34Chris
00:05:36If you could have anything in the world, what do you want for Christmas?
00:05:38Do you want new shoes?
00:05:40New clothes? A new watch?
00:05:42How about a new life?
00:05:46What is that supposed to mean?
00:05:54Nothing
00:05:56I'm joking
00:05:58No, you're not
00:06:02Just forget about it
00:06:05Forget about it
00:06:07Does that new life include me?
00:06:09Or doesn't it?
00:06:11Just forget about it
00:06:13I mean, I could get you that
00:06:15You could wake up tomorrow and I'd be gone
00:06:17Would you like that?
00:06:19Come on
00:06:21Or I could wake up tomorrow and you'd be gone
00:06:23Which one would you prefer, Chris?
00:06:25Listen
00:06:29I didn't mean that
00:06:31I know
00:06:37But you at least think about it
00:06:39Please
00:06:41I'm going to get you something really nice
00:06:47I'm sorry
00:06:49Okay
00:06:51I know
00:06:55It's just
00:06:57I'm tired of doing the same thing
00:06:59Over and over and over again
00:07:01Here's my life the last five years
00:07:03I get up, go to work
00:07:05Work out
00:07:07Come home
00:07:09And I'm mad and tired
00:07:11And then I get up and I do the same thing over and again
00:07:13Then the weekend comes
00:07:15I drink myself silly
00:07:17I lose a hundred bucks on whatever stupid game I bet on
00:07:19And it keeps going on and on and on
00:07:21And it has been for the last five years
00:07:23You know I love you
00:07:25I mean everything
00:07:27But if I wake up and I'm forty
00:07:29And I'm doing this, I'm going to get in my car
00:07:31And I'm going to start mowing people down one by one
00:07:33And I'm not crazy
00:07:35But it's going to happen
00:07:37And if we go to one another
00:07:39One of Dave's town home parties
00:07:41I'm going to go nuts
00:07:43Chris
00:07:47You tell me that
00:07:49Every Friday
00:07:53You see, even my complaining
00:07:55Is just the same
00:07:57I can't beat a piece of lettuce
00:07:59That's stuck in my teeth
00:08:01And I can't beat my pathetic cycle of a life
00:08:03It's like Groundhog Day
00:08:05I'm Bill Murray
00:08:07Except I'm not funny
00:08:09And I'm not laughing
00:08:11Maybe
00:08:13Then
00:08:17This year you should ask for change
00:08:21Yeah, maybe
00:08:24Maybe you'll get it
00:08:26Maybe
00:08:28Maybe
00:08:30Yeah, maybe
00:08:34Maybe
00:08:38Did you say something?
00:08:40Nothing
00:08:47Don't forget you have to meet your brother-in-law tomorrow
00:08:49So don't get drunk too early
00:08:51You have to drive down there
00:08:53I remember
00:08:55Good
00:09:04Are you going to sleep?
00:09:06Mm-hmm
00:09:11I can't tell me what you want for Christmas?
00:09:13The new Victoria's Secret bra
00:09:15In white, red, black, and pink
00:09:17That's it?
00:09:19That's it
00:09:23Good night
00:09:27Good night
00:09:41Good night
00:09:53Good night
00:10:23Good night
00:10:37Are you already drunk?
00:10:39Hey, Jack
00:10:41Well?
00:10:43No
00:10:45No, not at all
00:10:49Yes, a little bit
00:10:51Chris
00:10:53It's 12.30
00:10:57I had a couple of beers left over
00:10:59Every weekend?
00:11:01Why not?
00:11:03Might as well start drinking every day
00:11:05All day
00:11:07And so it starts
00:11:09The famous Chris sulking hour
00:11:11This is my favorite part
00:11:13Ready?
00:11:15Shut up
00:11:17How's it going with you, Billy?
00:11:19Good
00:11:21That good, huh?
00:11:23Yeah
00:11:27How are you?
00:11:29How's my sister?
00:11:31She's good
00:11:33They're good
00:11:35Actually
00:11:49She's beautiful
00:11:51She looks like an angel
00:11:57That's a great picture
00:12:01No, no
00:12:03That one's yours
00:12:05Really?
00:12:07Yeah
00:12:09It's great
00:12:11I think we'll get a little frame for it
00:12:15Kate's really gonna love it
00:12:17Great
00:12:25So
00:12:27What's going on with you, Chris?
00:12:29Tell me, tell me right now
00:12:31What's going on with you?
00:12:43Chris
00:12:46I'm not out here to hear myself talk
00:12:48I mean
00:12:50You are here with me once in a while
00:12:52You look like hell
00:12:54It's that simple
00:12:56Let's cut the bullshit
00:12:58Tell me what the story is
00:13:00What's going on?
00:13:02Is it Kate?
00:13:04She's a great girl, you know
00:13:06Is that what's going on?
00:13:08I don't know
00:13:10Jesus, Chris
00:13:12What do you want to do?
00:13:14You want to come out here for the next 20 years?
00:13:16Huh?
00:13:18You want to be 40 years old
00:13:20Coming out here doing the same shit?
00:13:22If I'm coming out here
00:13:24When I'm 40 doing the same shit
00:13:26I think I'll lose it
00:13:28Then what?
00:13:30What is it?
00:13:32Come on, tell the big guy
00:13:44I hate my life
00:13:46I hate my fucking life
00:13:48I fucking hate it
00:13:50I hate every fucking thing about it
00:13:52I hate the fact that I work for a company
00:13:54A fucking company that doesn't give two shits about me
00:13:56I hate my fucking shithead boss
00:13:58I hate my fucking cubicle
00:14:00I hate my fucking parking space
00:14:02I hate all the fucking people I work with
00:14:04I hate my fucking safe
00:14:06Lame townhome
00:14:08I hate my fucking SUV
00:14:10I hate the fucking suburbs
00:14:12I hate the fucking suburbs
00:14:14I hate the fucking soccer moms who drive their fucking minivans
00:14:16I hate my fucking hair
00:14:18I hate my fucking clothes
00:14:20I hate how I do the same fucking thing every week
00:14:22And I'm starting to hate my fucking friends
00:14:24You know what I hate the most?
00:14:26What?
00:14:28My fucking excuses
00:14:30I don't have any, Jack
00:14:32All I do is complain
00:14:34You're too much of a pussy
00:14:36To do anything about it
00:14:38Well?
00:14:40Well, nothing. Forget it, alright?
00:14:42Sorry
00:14:44How's Izzy? Any new stories to tell?
00:14:46Everything is fantastic, Chris
00:14:48You know that
00:14:53What do you guys do?
00:14:55Every time I talk to you and Trisha
00:14:57Everything is great
00:14:59How do you do it?
00:15:01I don't know
00:15:03We just do
00:15:05We do what we want
00:15:07Yeah, you got a job you love
00:15:09That's true
00:15:11But you can have any job you want
00:15:13A job that you really love, too
00:15:15Yeah, right
00:15:17It's not that tough
00:15:19If you don't like your job, just quit
00:15:21It's that simple
00:15:23I can't quit
00:15:25Well then, I don't know what to tell you
00:15:27Alright? Stop your fucking complaining
00:15:29As you put it
00:15:31Stop the bullshit and do something about your job
00:15:33Your life, your everything
00:15:35It's not that difficult
00:15:38But man, you've got to get your head screwed on straight
00:15:40Because you're going to be 40 one day
00:15:42And I'll say this much
00:15:44If you keep acting like this, your wife will leave you
00:15:46No one wants to be around some guy that just doesn't have it
00:15:48And looks like never will
00:15:50Thanks
00:15:52Thanks for the advice
00:15:54You're sending me out on a rail, right?
00:15:56No
00:15:58I'm not doing that
00:16:00I'm telling you the truth
00:16:02Because your friends will, they're just like you
00:16:04And your beautiful wife won't tell you because she loves you
00:16:06Or she doesn't realize that it's this bad
00:16:08And you know what?
00:16:10It's this bad, you know
00:16:12I mean, look at yourself
00:16:14Usually it's those bears are kicking ass
00:16:16Or I can't wait for the Cubs and Sox series to get going
00:16:18Or the Bulls are going to make the playoffs
00:16:20You know, it's light
00:16:22And usually we have a good time
00:16:24But you have to know that this
00:16:26Will not go on
00:16:28Or it will
00:16:30It'll be good to nobody
00:16:32And miserable forever
00:16:36Well
00:16:38Do you think
00:16:40The Bulls will make the playoffs?
00:16:42See?
00:16:44Now that's more like it
00:16:46There he is
00:16:48See?
00:16:50He's just got to lighten up a bit
00:16:52Take it all in stride, you know
00:16:54Relax
00:16:56All right, Jim
00:16:58It was so strange
00:17:00I sat down with this fellow
00:17:02Who I thought was my brother-in-law
00:17:04And it turned out to be somebody totally different
00:17:06Crazy, huh?
00:17:08You still didn't answer my question
00:17:10What?
00:17:12Do you think the Bulls are going to make the playoffs?
00:17:14Of course
00:17:16I know, I can't wait
00:17:18We definitely got to catch a game
00:17:20I got an idea
00:17:22I'll pick out the seats and you pay for the tickets
00:17:24That's a deal, right?
00:17:26Sounds good to me
00:17:28Want to get going?
00:17:30Can I leave you with this final thought, though?
00:17:32Sure
00:17:34This is the greatest city in the world
00:17:36This city is full of opportunities
00:17:38And they're there
00:17:40You can do anything you want
00:17:42Anything at all
00:17:44I know from personal experience, Chris
00:17:46And I know that you have a good head on your shoulders
00:17:48You're a smart guy
00:17:50You and your wife make a great team
00:17:52You guys can do anything you want here
00:17:54You just have to go for it
00:17:56And if you don't believe me, try it
00:17:58Try this city, give it a shot
00:18:00You see Chicago with the Blackhawks
00:18:02The Bulls, the Bears, the Cubs
00:18:04The White Sox
00:18:06The culture, the art
00:18:08The people, the weather
00:18:10And you don't live here?
00:18:12The greatest city in the world
00:18:14The place to live and raise a family
00:18:16The place where you can have an impact
00:18:18Is Chicago
00:18:20That's it, that's all I got
00:18:22I thought you were going to start with the
00:18:24I have a dream speech
00:18:26That's next time
00:18:28Thanks
00:18:59Hey
00:19:15Hey, you guys want to hear a story that happened to me at work last week?
00:19:19Sure
00:19:21Yeah
00:19:23Well, I guess I should warn you
00:19:25It's not very interesting
00:19:27It's more of a punched line
00:19:29It's not really that funny
00:19:31Then why are you telling us?
00:19:33Really?
00:19:35I'll tell you why
00:19:37Please do
00:19:39Okay, this is something that I guarantee you two idiots have gone through
00:19:41And sheep like us
00:19:43Who work in a cubicle
00:19:45In an office
00:19:47Have all gone through
00:19:49And do you know why?
00:19:51Because we work with the same ten people for the last five years
00:19:53Am I right?
00:19:55Alright
00:19:57Here goes
00:19:59This is a Wednesday
00:20:01I get to work around 9, 15
00:20:03Yes, it's 15 minutes late
00:20:05But it's kind of a habit and they're cool
00:20:07So I'm walking around giving my little hi's
00:20:09And how are you and all those little bullshit waves to people
00:20:11And I walk to my cubicle
00:20:13Now, understand
00:20:15I usually like to take a little time
00:20:17When I come to work and get ready
00:20:21It takes me a little while to get situated
00:20:23And I like to have some alone time
00:20:25Oh, of course
00:20:27So you know, I like to figure out the day
00:20:29Kind of figure out my schedule
00:20:31See how the work is going to go
00:20:33It usually takes me about 45 minutes to get started
00:20:35Sometimes an hour
00:20:37Because I have to change the water
00:20:39And I have to make the coffee
00:20:41But no more than an hour
00:20:43It takes you an hour before you do any work?
00:20:45No more than an hour
00:20:47An hour seems a little excessive
00:20:49Usually it's 45 minutes
00:20:51No more than an hour
00:20:53What are you two my shithead bosses
00:20:55Shut the fuck up, let me continue
00:20:57So anyway
00:20:59I get in
00:21:01It's Wednesday
00:21:03And I walk to my cubicle
00:21:05And my cubicle is gone
00:21:07No more cubicle
00:21:09No cubicle?
00:21:11Gone, completely vanished
00:21:13So I'm standing there with my thumb up my ass
00:21:15Not knowing what the fuck to do
00:21:17And nobody's around
00:21:20Nobody's fucking around
00:21:22There's only my co-workers
00:21:24But they're all busy on their phone
00:21:26Making phone calls
00:21:28So I can't really bother them
00:21:30Well actually I did try to bother this one lady
00:21:32But she was like nah right now
00:21:34Give me five minutes look
00:21:36So fuck her
00:21:38So what did you do?
00:21:40Well I can't get any work done
00:21:42And I have a little system
00:21:44My cubicle's gone
00:21:46I'm certainly not going to go look for my shithead boss
00:21:48You left?
00:21:52I just, I got out of there as soon as possible
00:21:54I went home
00:21:56You just went home?
00:21:58Did you get in trouble?
00:22:00I'll tell you
00:22:02So I get home and Kate's been gone for a couple hours
00:22:04She's long gone at work
00:22:06So I have the whole house to myself
00:22:08So what did you do?
00:22:10Did you order strippers?
00:22:12No, but close, good guess
00:22:14So what?
00:22:16You know
00:22:20Your waist?
00:22:22Your belt?
00:22:24No
00:22:26What are you two talking about?
00:22:28You're standing there going like this
00:22:30What does this mean?
00:22:32I beat off
00:22:34I started masturbating
00:22:36Oh
00:22:42Jesus
00:22:44I own a porno DVD
00:22:46Which one?
00:22:48I only have a few
00:22:50I didn't discriminate
00:22:52I just grabbed the one on top
00:22:54Anyway
00:22:56So I take off my jacket
00:22:58And I take out my keys
00:23:00And I get all situated
00:23:02And I've got the remote in one hand
00:23:04And my, you know, the other
00:23:06Yeah
00:23:08So I'm in full flight
00:23:10I decide nobody's around for miles
00:23:12So I've got a pretty good scene on
00:23:14And I'm close to the finish line
00:23:16And guess what happens
00:23:18What?
00:23:20My fucking phone rings
00:23:22My phone rings with that loudest
00:23:24Annoying ring ever
00:23:26And it's the one that I can't fix
00:23:28I don't know how to fix it on my phone
00:23:30And I can't shut it off
00:23:32And guess who it is
00:23:34Who?
00:23:36My shithead boss
00:23:38I didn't get in trouble
00:23:41So I'm close to finishing
00:23:43And he called and he interrupted me
00:23:45You know
00:23:47No man, we don't know
00:23:49That's never happened to me at work
00:23:51Yeah, you said it's something that happened to all of us idiots at work
00:23:53Yeah, I guarantee that's never happened to me at work
00:23:55If you two idiots were listening
00:23:57I didn't say at work
00:23:59I said this is something that happened to people like us
00:24:01I mean, you guys have never been about to
00:24:03You know, blow and then the phone rings
00:24:05Or doorbell rings
00:24:07Or your wife comes home
00:24:09Well
00:24:11Yeah, I guess that happens all the time
00:24:13Yeah, just the other day
00:24:15That's what I'm saying
00:24:17People who live cool lives, this kind of thing doesn't happen to them
00:24:19People like Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise
00:24:21Bill Gates, George Bush
00:24:23Well
00:24:25What I'm saying is
00:24:27This kind of thing doesn't happen to people who are having cool lives
00:24:29Or living cool existences
00:24:31This happens to people who are living the same bullshit life
00:24:33Over and over again
00:24:35Do you think Brad Pitt is watching pornos one day
00:24:37And Angelina Jolie just walks in
00:24:39And is like, oops, and that's that
00:24:41No chance
00:24:49Fuck it
00:24:51Let's go do curls
00:24:53Curls
00:25:05So
00:25:07We're partying at my place this weekend, right?
00:25:09Oh yeah, I was just going to ask you about that
00:25:11Then, yeah
00:25:13Alright, for sure
00:25:15Cool
00:25:17Saturday night
00:25:19Alright, let's figure out drinks now then
00:25:21Okay
00:25:23Who's going to be there?
00:25:25Just me and Sheila
00:25:27And I'm going to be there
00:25:29And I'm going to be there
00:25:31And I'm going to be there
00:25:33Just me and Sheila
00:25:35You and Laura
00:25:37And Chris and Kate, right?
00:25:39I guess, so six people
00:25:41No, three guys
00:25:43Three girls
00:25:45Alright, let's figure out what three guys and three girls want to drink
00:25:47What do you guys want to drink?
00:25:49Beer
00:25:51I guess we're drinking beer then, how many?
00:25:53I need about fifteen
00:25:55Yeah, me too
00:25:57Fifteen beers each
00:25:59Yeah, lightly
00:26:01I don't know, eight
00:26:03Or nine, or ten at the most
00:26:05Pussy
00:26:07Alright, so we're going to get forty beers
00:26:09for the guys
00:26:11Alright, what are the girls drinking?
00:26:13Laura drinks beer
00:26:15Sheila drinks beer too
00:26:17How many?
00:26:19Laura probably drinks five
00:26:21Same with Sheila, five
00:26:23Okay, so we'll add fifteen beers, what's our total?
00:26:25Fifty-five
00:26:27Okay, we'll get two of the thirty packs
00:26:30A bottle of Southern Comfort
00:26:32Four shots
00:26:34Okay, so we got sixty beers
00:26:36and a bottle of Southern Comfort
00:26:38That's it?
00:26:40Yeah
00:26:42I'm glad we're working out
00:27:00Hey, what games are on this weekend?
00:27:02A lot of big games
00:27:04Uh, let's see
00:27:06We got the Bears in Minnesota
00:27:08What's the spread?
00:27:10It's Bears plus three
00:27:12What? How?
00:27:14It just is
00:27:16I know
00:27:18There's no way
00:27:20Bears plus three?
00:27:22I don't believe you, where did you get that from?
00:27:24From my bucky
00:27:26What?
00:27:28Where did you get that from?
00:27:30From my bucky
00:27:32Look, there's no way the Bears are plus three against Minnesota
00:27:34They're in Minnesota
00:27:36I don't care if they're playing at Prince's house
00:27:38There's no way the Bears are plus three
00:27:40Okay, I'm wrong
00:27:42I know
00:27:44I'm not wrong
00:27:46Then your bucky's wrong
00:27:48No way, he's never wrong
00:27:50He's most of the time wrong
00:27:52Oh, what do you know
00:27:54What other games are on?
00:27:56Spread
00:27:58Uh, it's only two points
00:28:00Indianapolis plus two
00:28:02Let me guess, this is from your bucky
00:28:04Uh, yeah
00:28:06There's no way Indianapolis is plus two
00:28:08They're the best team in their conference
00:28:10The Bears are the best team in their conference
00:28:12Your bucky is a moron
00:28:14He's Mr. Home Field Advantage
00:28:16I won 200 bucks last week from my bucky
00:28:18Yeah, right
00:28:20You wanna see my receipt?
00:28:22This guy's unbelievable
00:28:24Maybe I should talk to this bucky, it sounds like he's giving money away
00:28:26You wanna be the greatest bucky of all time?
00:28:28Maybe you should
00:28:30Have you been hanging on that? Cause I'd kinda like to get out of here
00:28:34Last set?
00:28:36One more
00:28:42Man, how much weight is that?
00:28:44Why don't you ask your bucky
00:28:46Shut up
00:28:4836
00:28:5436
00:29:06What are you guys doing for Christmas?
00:29:08Whatever Laura wants to do
00:29:10Say it with me
00:29:12She lets play in everything
00:29:14Really?
00:29:16Yeah, it's actually kind of annoying
00:29:18It's the same thing every year
00:29:20And to be honest with you
00:29:22I never like when Laura gets me
00:29:24Don't get me started
00:29:26You too?
00:29:28Yeah, I never say anything because
00:29:30You know
00:29:32But
00:29:34It's the worst
00:29:36You know what I got last year?
00:29:38Matching fucking socks and underwear
00:29:40No way
00:29:42Yeah, how fucking embarrassing is that?
00:29:44So embarrassing
00:29:46I didn't tell either of you
00:29:48I got the exact same thing
00:29:51What are we doing for it together?
00:29:53That's horrible
00:29:55It's terrible
00:29:57The worst
00:29:59What did you get Chris?
00:30:01Socks and underwear?
00:30:03No
00:30:05I don't remember but it definitely wasn't
00:30:07Socks and underwear like you two losers
00:30:09Don't rub it in
00:30:11Hey, do you guys call each other before
00:30:13You go out and say let's wear the matching socks and underwear
00:30:15Alright
00:30:17Hey, do you have snowflakes on there?
00:30:19Santa Claus on your ass
00:30:21Come on
00:30:23See you at my house
00:30:25Is there ribbons on them?
00:30:27Are your socks grey?
00:30:49I'm sorry
00:30:51I'm sorry
00:30:53I'm sorry
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00:31:01I'm sorry
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00:31:35I'm sorry
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00:32:03I'm sorry
00:32:05I'm sorry
00:32:07I'm sorry
00:32:09I'm sorry
00:32:11I'm sorry
00:32:13I create a mess when I walk around the house, I become good at the bed, okay?
00:32:16Well sure, it's just the bathroom, don't you want it in the living room?
00:32:19Oh believe me, it was.
00:32:20In the kitchen, in the bedroom.
00:32:22Like, that's how I know I'm home.
00:32:24Honey, it permeates, it's okay.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Hey!
00:32:28Move your legs, big dog.
00:32:30Um, excuse me.
00:32:32Do you need me to read to you?
00:32:33Do you have any reason to have me listen to you?
00:32:35Uh, you definitely deserve it.
00:32:37Watch that show?
00:32:38Yeah.
00:32:40Merry Christmas.
00:32:47Hey guys!
00:32:52Hey you guys, how are you doing?
00:32:54Good.
00:32:55Good.
00:32:56Guys, you ready to do some drinking?
00:32:58Yeah.
00:32:59I guess so.
00:33:02Have you guys gotten all of your Christmas shopping done yet?
00:33:05Oh wait, is it Hanukkah for you, Chris?
00:33:09No.
00:33:10No, we haven't.
00:33:12Chris won't tell me what he wants, so we're waiting.
00:33:15Actually, I was thinking I could use some new underwear.
00:33:17Hello!
00:33:18Wow!
00:33:20Um, okay, well do you know what you're getting for Kate?
00:33:25Oh Laura, I was thinking I was going to get her something from Victoria's Secret.
00:33:29Oh.
00:33:31Oh, you know what I want?
00:33:34Those new coach boots.
00:33:36Me too!
00:33:37Those are the greatest things I've ever seen.
00:33:39Yes!
00:33:41Wait, which one are you talking about?
00:33:43The ones with the fur at the top and the coach symbol on the foot and the leg.
00:33:48Oh yeah, what color?
00:33:50Like brown and tan.
00:33:52Those are the ones that come up to your calf, right?
00:33:54Those are them.
00:33:56They are the coolest boots I have ever seen.
00:34:00How much are they?
00:34:01They're only like 250 bucks.
00:34:03That's not that much.
00:34:05No, it's not bad.
00:34:06Not bad at all.
00:34:07Kate, have you seen these boots?
00:34:09Uh, no, I haven't.
00:34:12You've got to see these boots.
00:34:14They are the greatest things ever.
00:34:16Really?
00:34:17I'll have to check them out then.
00:34:19You're going to die when you see these boots, okay?
00:34:22I mean, they're perfect.
00:34:23They're just brown and tan.
00:34:24They've got this fur thing at the top and they come all the way up to your calf.
00:34:27They're the perfect boots.
00:34:30Perfect in every way.
00:34:32Cool.
00:34:33Yeah, anyway, if you're going to let me eat around here, I'm kind of hungry.
00:34:38Oh, you know what we should do?
00:34:40We should bake Christmas cookies.
00:34:42Yes, of course, honey.
00:34:43We're going to do some drunk baking and burn the house down.
00:34:45Yeah.
00:34:46No, we are not going to burn the house down.
00:34:49What do you think, Sheila?
00:34:51I don't think we have any of the ingredients here, but we could go.
00:34:54Well, we could just go into the store.
00:34:55Yeah.
00:34:58I've got to go to the bathroom.
00:35:00You know where it is.
00:35:02Where is it?
00:35:03I don't know where it is right now.
00:35:05I think it's over here.
00:35:06I don't know where it's going to be.
00:35:07I think it's going to be over here.
00:35:09Yeah, I love Christmas.
00:35:11I don't want to burn down the house for Christmas, do I?
00:35:13I don't know where it is.
00:35:14I don't know where it is.
00:35:15I don't know where it is.
00:35:16I don't know where it is.
00:35:32I don't know where it is.
00:36:03I don't know where it is.
00:36:04I don't know where it is.
00:36:06I don't know where it is.
00:36:29You guys ready to get a little drunk?
00:36:39That's right.
00:36:40Oh man.
00:36:41I can only do a couple of shots.
00:36:45Me too.
00:36:46Or I will puke.
00:36:47Me too.
00:36:48Alright everybody, grab a glass.
00:36:57Ready?
00:36:58Cheers.
00:36:59To what?
00:37:00To drinking.
00:37:01To drinking.
00:37:02Alright.
00:37:03Woohoo.
00:37:04Wine.
00:37:05What's another one?
00:37:06I don't know.
00:37:07Maybe in a little while.
00:37:08I'll do another.
00:37:09Really?
00:37:10Yeah.
00:37:11Alright.
00:37:12Alright.
00:37:13Alright.
00:37:14Alright.
00:37:15Alright.
00:37:16Alright.
00:37:17Alright.
00:37:18Alright.
00:37:19Alright.
00:37:20Alright.
00:37:21Alright.
00:37:22Alright.
00:37:23Alright.
00:37:24Alright.
00:37:25Alright.
00:37:27Really?
00:37:28Fuck it.
00:37:29Why not.
00:37:30Dave, if you're doing another one, I'm doing another one.
00:37:32Honey, doing another shot?
00:37:33No.
00:37:34Not yet.
00:37:35Sheila.
00:37:36I love it!
00:37:38Alright.
00:37:39Looks like it's just you and me, Davey Boy.
00:37:42Looks like it.
00:37:44I could do a hundred of these.
00:37:47Yeah, sure.
00:37:49I could finish the whole bottle.
00:37:50Who do you think you are?
00:37:51John Belushi.
00:37:52I can drink more than you.
00:37:53Yeah, right.
00:37:54For sure.
00:37:55But the last one.
00:37:56Last time we went out, you had like, what, 10 small beers,
00:38:01and then you had to go home because your tummy hurt?
00:38:03I had the flu.
00:38:04I was puking when I wasn't drinking.
00:38:06Puking?
00:38:06I didn't know that you puked.
00:38:08See, I told you, I can drink a lot more than you.
00:38:10It's not even close.
00:38:11I wasn't puking from drinking.
00:38:12Oh, yeah, sure.
00:38:13I wasn't.
00:38:13I had the fucking flu.
00:38:14Mm-hmm, of course.
00:38:15Just like you're going to have the flu, probably, tonight.
00:38:17And you'll have the flu the next time we go out drinking.
00:38:19And you'll have the flu the next time we come over here
00:38:21and drink.
00:38:22Go fuck yourself.
00:38:23I can drink way more than you.
00:38:24There's no way.
00:38:25That's a fact.
00:38:26That sounds like a challenge.
00:38:29Drinking contest?
00:38:30All right.
00:38:31All right.
00:38:32Fine.
00:38:32Fine.
00:38:33Ready?
00:38:34Yup.
00:38:35Cheers.
00:38:35Cheers.
00:38:39Ah.
00:38:44Ah.
00:38:45Ah.
00:38:45Ah.
00:38:46Ah.
00:38:46Ah.
00:38:47Ah.
00:38:47Ah.
00:38:48Ah.
00:38:48Ah.
00:38:49Ah.
00:38:49Ah.
00:38:50Ah.
00:38:50Ah.
00:38:51Ah.
00:38:51Ah.
00:38:52Ah.
00:38:52Ah.
00:38:53Ah.
00:38:53Ah.
00:38:54Ah.
00:38:54Ah.
00:38:55Ah.
00:38:56Let's wait at least a minute.
00:39:00Fine.
00:39:01Sounds like a good idea.
00:39:03Yeah, man.
00:39:11How many is that?
00:39:12Six or seven?
00:39:14I don't know.
00:39:14At least eight.
00:39:18Two.
00:39:20You big pussies.
00:39:23Hey, where are you going?
00:39:26Bathroom.
00:39:27You know where it is.
00:39:30I think he loves the bathroom more than you.
00:39:34He totally does.
00:39:35He's totally in love with the bathroom.
00:39:37I love the toilet seat.
00:39:38I love the toilet seat.
00:39:39And Mary's name is Bathroom.
00:39:40Ha ha ha.
00:39:41Yeah.
00:39:42Oh, man.
00:39:44You've got to be kidding me.
00:39:45Kate, don't puke on the table.
00:39:47I just bought that.
00:39:50I did.
00:39:50I don't think I'm the one who's going to be puking.
00:39:53What's that supposed to mean?
00:40:09Hello, fucker.
00:40:23Oh, my god.
00:40:53Oh, my god.
00:41:24What's that?
00:41:25Oh, it's just a little early Christmas gift.
00:41:28Oh.
00:41:31Yeah, I just got a few eight balls, so, you know, perfect.
00:41:33Yeah, that should be enough for us, right?
00:41:35That'll do the trick.
00:41:36Really?
00:41:38Yeah.
00:41:39You going to do some?
00:41:41I don't know.
00:41:42I'm not.
00:41:43You guys go ahead.
00:41:44Come on, Kate.
00:41:45Come on, Kate.
00:41:46Come on, Kate.
00:41:47Come on, Kate.
00:41:48Come on, Kate.
00:41:49Come on, Kate.
00:41:50Come on, Kate.
00:41:51Go ahead.
00:41:52Come on, Kate.
00:41:53Yeah, you got to do it.
00:41:55No, thanks.
00:41:56You have to.
00:41:57Let's go.
00:41:58Come on, Kate.
00:41:59We're not doing it unless everybody does it.
00:42:00We won't accept no for an answer.
00:42:01Here.
00:42:02You're up first.
00:42:03Give it to her.
00:42:04You're doing it.
00:42:05She's not fucking doing it.
00:42:06Quit fucking asking her.
00:42:07Why the fuck does she have to do it?
00:42:10Don't say another fucking word to her.
00:42:13You understand me?
00:42:18Do you understand me, motherfuckers?
00:42:20Yeah, man.
00:42:21Sure.
00:42:22Yeah.
00:42:23Sorry.
00:42:25Don't say sorry to me.
00:42:26Say sorry to her.
00:42:28Sorry, Kate.
00:42:30Sorry, Kate.
00:42:37I mean, shit.
00:42:38You know, this stuff's going to get inside you.
00:42:39You guys are going to be drawn all night long about the stupidest shit.
00:42:42No one's going to be able to shut you the fuck up.
00:42:46Fuck you.
00:42:47Fuck you.
00:42:49You fucker!
00:42:50You totally got us, Kate.
00:42:52Fuck you.
00:42:53You fucker!
00:42:54There it is.
00:42:55You should have seen the look on your face.
00:42:57You totally thought I was kidding.
00:42:58I mean, you totally thought I was serious.
00:43:00I was kidding.
00:43:01I'm going to lay down.
00:43:05All right.
00:43:12Anyway, here.
00:43:13You want some?
00:43:14No.
00:43:15I'm fucked up already.
00:43:16Me too.
00:43:17All right.
00:43:18Well, then I guess I'm up first.
00:43:21They have to be shot five and six.
00:43:23You said before that.
00:43:25That's what I thought.
00:43:30Hmm.
00:43:32Yeah, man.
00:43:34Oh, shit.
00:43:45Oh, Jesus.
00:43:48That's pretty good, huh?
00:43:49Yeah.
00:43:56Mmm.
00:43:58Come on, Chris.
00:43:59You want some?
00:44:01No.
00:44:03You sure?
00:44:04It's not going to hurt you.
00:44:05It's just going to speed up your heart a little bit.
00:44:10It's not that.
00:44:12There's some cultures that actually chew on the coca leaf for energy.
00:44:16It's like a Red Bull.
00:44:18Actually, it's more than Red Bull.
00:44:22It's like Coke.
00:44:26That's horse shit.
00:44:27You know what?
00:44:28I saw it on Discovery once.
00:44:29Okay, sure.
00:44:30Saw it on Discovery.
00:44:31I did.
00:44:32I believe you.
00:44:33Why don't you ever?
00:44:34Here we go again, right?
00:44:35Bathroom.
00:44:36You.
00:44:37Where it is.
00:44:38No, seriously, dude.
00:44:39It was on last week.
00:44:40You don't remember that?
00:44:41You were over here.
00:44:42Uh-huh.
00:44:43I don't remember watching it.
00:44:44Well, that's because you smoked too much weed.
00:44:46Obviously, it's something that you dreamed.
00:44:58Hey, there.
00:44:59Why don't you try some Coke?
00:45:02It's good stuff.
00:45:03I should have done.
00:45:16Shit!
00:45:21Shit!
00:45:51Shit!
00:46:22You know what?
00:46:28Christmas isn't what it used to be.
00:46:30Christmas sucks now.
00:46:32It's not...
00:46:33I can't even compare it to the way it used to be.
00:46:37Example.
00:46:38Okay, I'll give you a little scenario.
00:46:41Remember when you were like six or seven years old,
00:46:44and you decided that you were going to stay up all night
00:46:47so that you could catch Santa Claus?
00:46:49You were determined that this was the year
00:46:51that you were going to see him come into the house.
00:46:53You were going to see him with your own eyes.
00:46:57And you try, and you try, and you try,
00:47:01but you just couldn't stay up.
00:47:04You know, you just fell asleep.
00:47:07You know, and you wake up in the morning,
00:47:09and you go downstairs,
00:47:10and there's like 50 gifts under the tree,
00:47:13and the milk and cookies are already gone,
00:47:16and your parents are reading the paper
00:47:18at the dining room table like nothing ever happened.
00:47:23Yep.
00:47:27Because we believed, man.
00:47:29We believed that there was a Santa Claus
00:47:32who snuck in through our chimney,
00:47:33snuck into our house,
00:47:35and gave us gifts.
00:47:39You know, but then as you get older,
00:47:41and the years go by,
00:47:43and then you're 16 years old,
00:47:44you realize that Santa Claus is bullshit.
00:47:47You know, you realize that your parents
00:47:49just stuffed you full of Christmas Eve dinner
00:47:52so that you would sleep through anything,
00:47:56and each year the Christmases get less and less
00:47:59and worse and worse.
00:48:02Yeah, until you get fucking matching socks
00:48:05and underwear from your wife.
00:48:06Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:08Oh, man.
00:48:10I used to get the coolest shit, too.
00:48:12I remember my favorite present of all time
00:48:14was this elaborate Lego set
00:48:16that was like a big castle and knights,
00:48:19and oh, man.
00:48:22Man, I mean, oh, it came in a huge box.
00:48:25I opened it, and, you know,
00:48:27it took forever to get all the pieces together,
00:48:29and they were all there,
00:48:31which never happens.
00:48:33And it took me like 10 hours
00:48:35the whole rest of the day
00:48:36to put the thing together.
00:48:38And when I finally was done,
00:48:40I had these great battles.
00:48:42Oh, man.
00:48:45It was awesome.
00:48:47Yeah, that's cool.
00:48:49Best Christmas ever.
00:48:50I'll never forget it.
00:48:56And this year,
00:48:58we're going to Sheila's parents' house
00:49:02where her mother lets the cat eat at the table,
00:49:04and I have to call her my sister-in-law.
00:49:06No way.
00:49:08Hello, sister-in-law Fluffy.
00:49:10Your coat looks awfully nice this year.
00:49:12Are you enjoying my ham dinner?
00:49:15And her father hates my guts.
00:49:19And then I pretend to like
00:49:21these two presents they get me every year.
00:49:25And they hate each other,
00:49:27and they hate me,
00:49:28and everybody hates everybody.
00:49:32That...
00:49:34just sucks.
00:49:39Well, you know, man,
00:49:42you got friends here.
00:49:49Thanks, man.
00:49:54Seriously, we've been...
00:49:56you know, we've been friends,
00:49:58best friends
00:50:00for a long time.
00:50:06Man, how long has it been?
00:50:10Forever.
00:50:12Over 20 years.
00:50:14That's two decades.
00:50:17Longer.
00:50:1923 years, to be exact.
00:50:2523 years,
00:50:27and we basically be doing the same shit
00:50:29every weekend.
00:50:32We'll probably be doing the same thing
00:50:34for the next 23 years.
00:50:38That's about the best thought I've ever had.
00:50:41I know.
00:50:44I love that.
00:50:50Let's do a shot to 23 more years of this.
00:50:55Fine.
00:50:58Chris?
00:51:00No.
00:51:03I gotta go.
00:51:05See you guys later.
00:51:09Oh, fine.
00:51:13You and me, Davey boy.
00:51:16You and me.
00:51:1823 more years.
00:51:1923 more years of this.
00:51:27Yeah.
00:51:30We should've gotten more drinks.
00:51:32I know.
00:51:34Lightweights.
00:51:38See you guys.
00:51:39Bye, guys.
00:51:40Thanks for having us over, Dave.
00:51:42No problem.
00:51:43See you guys.
00:51:47Wow.
00:51:48You wanna do another shot?
00:51:50Yep.
00:51:52You can keep on filling it up,
00:51:53because I ain't stopping.
00:51:55I ain't stopping.
00:51:56Keep on going.
00:51:57I'm like a locomotive.
00:51:58Locomotive train doesn't stop.
00:51:59Doesn't stop anytime soon.
00:52:00Oh, yeah.
00:52:01Cheers.
00:52:03Oh, man.
00:52:04Oh, man.
00:52:05You wanna just drink through the night?
00:52:26Oh, yeah.
00:52:27Yeah.
00:52:56Yeah.
00:53:21Did you have fun tonight?
00:53:24Yeah.
00:53:26Yeah.
00:53:31Are you mad at me about something?
00:53:33Uh-uh.
00:53:41Want me to take your clothes off?
00:53:43Uh-uh.
00:53:45Are you sure?
00:53:46Uh-huh.
00:53:49Come on.
00:53:50It'll be fine.
00:53:51Uh-uh.
00:53:52It'll be fine.
00:53:56It'll be fine.
00:53:57It'll be fine.
00:53:58It'll be fine.
00:54:25Hey, are you going to sleep?
00:54:29Okay.
00:54:39Okay.
00:54:49Okay.
00:54:50Okay.
00:54:58If you're awake, make a noise.
00:55:04If you're awake, fart twice.
00:55:17I know what would get you up.
00:55:19If I went and got a carton of chocolate ice cream,
00:55:26that would get you up.
00:55:29Oh, and if I put sprinkles on it,
00:55:32and whipped cream,
00:55:35and marshmallows,
00:55:38caramel.
00:55:40Oh, man, that sounds good.
00:55:44No?
00:55:49Okay.
00:55:53What about I give you a massage?
00:55:56Ten minutes.
00:55:58A ten-minute massage.
00:56:00Huh?
00:56:13I'll do anything.
00:56:14I'll do anything right now.
00:56:15I'll go down on you right now.
00:56:17Come on, I'll go down on you right now,
00:56:18and we can all have fun.
00:56:24All right.
00:56:25Cheerios.
00:56:42Since you're asleep right now,
00:56:47I can tell you
00:56:49that I was a big pussy tonight.
00:56:52A real big pussy.
00:56:57I'm sorry.
00:57:01I don't know why I can't just stand up for what I believe.
00:57:07I don't know why I just can't do it, you know?
00:57:13I promise that I'll do better.
00:57:16I won't ever let anybody
00:57:19pressure you
00:57:20or make you do anything that you don't want to do.
00:57:25I'll be your husband.
00:57:27Your loving husband.
00:57:34Okay?
00:57:37Okay, little kitty cat?
00:57:43I love you.
00:57:47I love you more than anything.
00:57:55I love you, too.
00:58:16I love you, too.
00:58:46I love you.
00:59:16I love you.
00:59:46I love you.
00:59:47I love you.
01:00:15Did you just...
01:00:17Did you just come inside me?
01:00:21Get off!
01:00:26What?
01:00:28Wasn't that long enough?
01:00:31Did you want me to go down on you?
01:00:32Because I thought you were sleeping.
01:00:33I would have gone down on you.
01:00:34It's not that.
01:00:36What then?
01:00:40I can't believe you.
01:00:47What?
01:00:48What did I do?
01:00:52You came inside me.
01:00:55Yeah.
01:00:57Why?
01:01:03I don't know.
01:01:06I mean,
01:01:07two weeks ago you were talking about
01:01:09how much you hate your job
01:01:11and you hate your life
01:01:13and you hate your friends
01:01:15and you don't know what you want.
01:01:16But now, all of a sudden,
01:01:18you want to have a baby.
01:01:21I don't necessarily want to have a baby.
01:01:23Then why the fuck did you just come inside me?
01:01:28I don't know. I was...
01:01:31Aren't you on your pills?
01:01:33No!
01:01:34And you know that!
01:01:38I don't know.
01:01:40You don't know, do you, Chris?
01:01:43That's your problem.
01:01:47I love you,
01:01:49and I'm here for you, but
01:01:51you cannot make decisions for the both of us,
01:01:54especially when you don't know what you want.
01:02:02Go downstairs.
01:02:07I don't want to sleep next to you.
01:02:13I can't.
01:02:21Please?
01:02:42I love you.
01:03:12Fuck.
01:03:42I love you.
01:04:12I love you.
01:04:14I love you.
01:04:40Hey, Chris.
01:04:43Hey, Jay.
01:04:45It's a gorgeous day in Chicago, huh?
01:04:47Yeah.
01:04:50You ready for Christmas?
01:04:53Yeah.
01:04:55It's only a week away.
01:04:58We're going over to your parents' house, right?
01:05:00Yeah.
01:05:01It should be fun.
01:05:04Yeah.
01:05:06Did you figure anything else since the last time we talked?
01:05:10I don't think so.
01:05:18What? What's wrong?
01:05:20Something wrong?
01:05:22I'm...
01:05:25fucked.
01:05:30Listen.
01:05:32Chris, I was...
01:05:34I was thinking about the last time we were out here,
01:05:37you know, out down here,
01:05:39and I was thinking about what I said to you
01:05:42and my position on everything, and...
01:05:45Well, I want to apologize.
01:05:48I'm sorry.
01:05:53You know,
01:05:55I want to let you in on a little secret about
01:05:58my family.
01:06:02My wife,
01:06:04my sister, my daughter,
01:06:06my sister and my daughter.
01:06:11I fight with Trisha all the time.
01:06:14You know, it's not a fistfight every time,
01:06:16but we fight. We fight about money.
01:06:18Always about money.
01:06:20You know, we just get annoyed at each other sometimes.
01:06:22Sometimes I can't stand her.
01:06:25She can't stand me, and we need our space
01:06:28for a couple of days.
01:06:32We've been married ten years now,
01:06:34and it's been over a stretch of more than
01:06:36a couple weeks that we didn't fight about something.
01:06:39Anything.
01:06:44You know, my daughter,
01:06:46your niece,
01:06:48I love more than anything in the world.
01:06:50I would do anything for her.
01:06:52Anything.
01:06:54And I've tried to make her life the best it can be,
01:06:56but sometimes, sometimes she looks at me
01:06:58like I'm the worst parent in the world.
01:07:00Sometimes she looks at me like,
01:07:03what the fuck are you doing, Dad?
01:07:08And that kills me.
01:07:10You know?
01:07:14I know I don't always have all the answers for them,
01:07:17and I know I have a short temper with that.
01:07:23It's tough to be a good parent all the time.
01:07:28I have this great job. I love it.
01:07:30Mostly the time, but I have days
01:07:32where I want to rip the hair out of my head,
01:07:34beat the shit out of the closest person to me, you know?
01:07:40So, I was thinking about what I said.
01:07:46I was a real prick.
01:07:48No. No.
01:07:50No, I was.
01:07:53Of course, I acted like I had all the answers
01:07:55to all your problems, and that I had none of my own.
01:08:01The reality is that,
01:08:03I'm also a fucking slob.
01:08:06So, I'm in the same boat as you, Chris.
01:08:10Just trying to be good, to do good.
01:08:14I don't know.
01:08:18Thanks, Jack.
01:08:22Yeah.
01:08:24All I know is that
01:08:27I love my wife.
01:08:29And I love my daughter.
01:08:33I'm just trying to be the best I can, you know?
01:08:37And I know that you're doing exactly the same.
01:08:42You're a great guy.
01:08:45Thanks.
01:08:49That felt right.
01:08:52You're good listening.
01:08:54Yeah, well, all the times we come down here
01:08:56and I bitch and moan,
01:08:58I get to fuck up and listen for a second, right?
01:09:02Yeah.
01:09:04Oh, man.
01:09:06So, what are you getting Kate for Christmas?
01:09:09Nothing yet.
01:09:11She wants a new bra from Victoria's Secret.
01:09:13The new Wonderbra?
01:09:14Yeah.
01:09:15In all the colors?
01:09:16Yeah, how did you know?
01:09:17She just wants the same thing.
01:09:18It's like crafty thing.
01:09:19They have to have them all.
01:09:20I don't get it.
01:09:22Me neither.
01:09:23What time are you showing up?
01:09:25Early, like around noon.
01:09:27All right.
01:09:29You want to go do something to eat?
01:09:31Sure.
01:09:32Hot dogs?
01:09:33For sure.
01:09:34Nice.
01:09:35Let's go.
01:11:57Kate.
01:12:00Hi.
01:12:02Hi.
01:12:03Wait, wait, wait.
01:12:04Just hold on one second.
01:12:05What, Chris?
01:12:06It's cold.
01:12:07Wait.
01:12:08Just wait.
01:12:09Give me a minute.
01:12:15I'm going to call my boss
01:12:16and for the first time,
01:12:18I'm going to tell him he's a shithead.
01:12:20I'm going to tell him to his face.
01:12:23Over the phone.
01:12:24I'm going to tell him he's a shithead.
01:12:26I'm going to tell him he can go fuck himself.
01:12:28I'm not trying to be mean.
01:12:30It's just he's not a nice person.
01:12:32I don't like working there.
01:12:34So I'm going to quit.
01:12:36Don't worry.
01:12:38Because I'm going to get another job.
01:12:40And I'm going to get a job that I love.
01:12:42There's jobs out there that I can get.
01:12:44I can get one that I love.
01:12:45So don't worry.
01:12:46Because I like to work.
01:12:48And...
01:12:57I think we should move.
01:12:59I hate the fucking suburbs.
01:13:01I hate doing the same thing
01:13:02over and over and over again.
01:13:05I mean...
01:13:06We've been wanting to do it.
01:13:07We should just look.
01:13:10We'll find a place that's close to your work.
01:13:13Just not in the suburbs.
01:13:15There's something about the suburbs
01:13:16that just makes me claustrophobic.
01:13:19And I know you don't like the suburbs.
01:13:22So we'll just do it.
01:13:27And...
01:13:30I think we should meet new people.
01:13:32You know, I love my friends.
01:13:35They're cartoon characters.
01:13:36They're all over the place.
01:13:38And I don't think it's healthy
01:13:39for us to hang out with them
01:13:40every single weekend.
01:13:42So we won't.
01:13:44We'll try new things.
01:13:45We'll go to church.
01:13:47Not that, but you know.
01:13:49What?
01:13:55And most of all...
01:13:58I love you.
01:14:00Above all this shit,
01:14:01when it really comes down to it.
01:14:03I just love you.
01:14:05That's what I know.
01:14:08I think it's what I'm best at.
01:14:11That's the one thing I know for certain.
01:14:13I know it.
01:14:15I don't want to change that.
01:14:16And I definitely don't want
01:14:17to fuck it up anymore.
01:14:20So I'm going to change my bullshit.
01:14:23So I can love you more.
01:14:25And I can love you better.
01:14:31So I love you.
01:14:34I could say it a million times.
01:14:37I'm not afraid to say it.
01:14:40I'm not afraid to show it.
01:14:44I love you, Kate.
01:14:51Do you want to know something?
01:14:53What?
01:14:54I love you too, but...
01:14:59I'm pregnant.
01:15:06That's great.
01:15:08Kate.
01:15:14Oh, shit.
01:15:16Okay.
01:15:47Therein lies a series of steps
01:15:51To withstand as I wait
01:15:54For a safe place to land
01:15:58It's like the cards of fate
01:16:01Are bearing your weight
01:16:04And you've one last chance
01:16:06To cash in on this hand
01:16:12How was she?
01:16:14I put her down and she just fell asleep.
01:16:16Did you give her a big kiss for me?
01:16:18I gave her two kisses from you
01:16:20And three big kisses from me.
01:16:22Hey.
01:16:23I'm kidding.
01:16:24I gave her a huge kiss from both of us.
01:16:26That's great.
01:16:27She's sound asleep.
01:16:28Perfect.
01:16:29Oh, did you see the card on the table
01:16:31From Dave and Sheila and Laura and Alan?
01:16:33Yeah.
01:16:34Yeah, they look great.
01:16:35I can't wait to see them this weekend.
01:16:36I know.
01:16:37Me too.
01:16:38This will be fun.
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:45What a week.
01:16:46I know.
01:16:49I had the best week of work.
01:16:51Me too.
01:16:53And you know, I think my boss,
01:16:55He's going to give me a raise.
01:16:57Tell him if he doesn't,
01:16:59He'll stop watching his kid for free.
01:17:02She's my niece.
01:17:03I can't use her as leverage.
01:17:04Oh, I can't wait to see them tomorrow.
01:17:06Jack and Tricia and the small child.
01:17:10I know, I know.
01:17:12It's going to be a great day.
01:17:14I know.
01:17:16And just think,
01:17:18In four months,
01:17:19We're going to be in Hawaii.
01:17:21Oh, I know.
01:17:22I can't wait.
01:17:23I know.
01:17:24Me too.
01:17:26Are you really excited about tomorrow?
01:17:28Yeah.
01:17:30Me too.
01:17:33It's going to be a long day.
01:17:34We should get to bed.
01:17:37Okay.
01:17:39I love you.
01:17:42I love you too.
01:17:50Merry Christmas.
01:17:52Merry Christmas.
01:17:57Merry Christmas, Ty.
01:18:10To come soon
01:18:21Now I lay the rest on the sand
01:18:27In hopes of a time to share
01:18:33Around the bend
01:18:39I lay the rest on the sand
01:18:45In hopes of a time to share
01:18:51Around the bend
01:18:58I lay the rest on the sand
01:19:03In hopes of a time to share
01:19:13To know
01:19:22To know
01:19:28To know
01:19:37To know
01:19:57To know
01:20:08To know
01:20:19To know
01:20:27To know
01:20:37To know
01:20:57To know
01:21:07To know
01:21:17To know
01:21:27To know
01:21:37To know
01:21:57To know