- 12 years ago
Thriller (2005) 82 minutes ~ Color
Hat Trick is a young modern "cat and mouse" thrill ride. Premised within the perfect crime genre, it is the story of two film school graduates on the brink of a masterpiece. King and Jack are hip, slick, and cool. They have written a solid gold robbery script and it ended up in the wrong hands, someone who thought of this robbery long ago. Before they know it, a backstabbing friend, a B-movie hustler, two thugs, and a Russian gangster will do anything to see them not finish their movie: including murder. Everyone is forced to play a hand of long odds.
Navigating a train wreck of obstacles with breakneck twists, "Hat Trick" strikes at the heart of want, where dreams might come true - if you are willing to take the risk.
Director: Jason McAfee
Writer: Jason McAfee
Stars: Brian Bentley, Bryan Chatlien, Mark Stoddard
Hat Trick is a young modern "cat and mouse" thrill ride. Premised within the perfect crime genre, it is the story of two film school graduates on the brink of a masterpiece. King and Jack are hip, slick, and cool. They have written a solid gold robbery script and it ended up in the wrong hands, someone who thought of this robbery long ago. Before they know it, a backstabbing friend, a B-movie hustler, two thugs, and a Russian gangster will do anything to see them not finish their movie: including murder. Everyone is forced to play a hand of long odds.
Navigating a train wreck of obstacles with breakneck twists, "Hat Trick" strikes at the heart of want, where dreams might come true - if you are willing to take the risk.
Director: Jason McAfee
Writer: Jason McAfee
Stars: Brian Bentley, Bryan Chatlien, Mark Stoddard
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Short filmTranscript
00:00:00Oh
00:00:12Look man
00:00:16Sorry, I'm being attacked
00:00:20Go easy big boy shit
00:00:26Man look
00:00:30I don't know man. I mean, it's it's the cup, you know
00:00:39Shouldn't be that hard to find you're gonna tell me
00:00:46Oh, man
00:00:48I swear to god, man
00:00:50I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, you know what the fuck i'm talking about. You know where the fuck it is
00:00:56Damn
00:00:57All right, man
00:01:00One day, okay. All right, that's it. Okay. No problem. Thanks. I'll find it man. You got it and it's in your pocket
00:01:07No problem
00:01:08Absolutely, dude
00:01:12How was that good
00:01:14All right. Yeah. Okay. Thanks
00:01:18Let's go and check the gate camp dug you okay? Yeah didn't slap you too hard, didn't I?
00:01:23Oh, no, man
00:01:25Maybe a little bit. I'm, sorry
00:01:27It's all right
00:01:29So, uh, when do we shoot again? Uh, we're gonna get this developed in just a couple weeks. I'll say first the next month
00:01:35Okay, cool. Awesome. All right, man. Let me know. All right. Hey i'm gonna grab this light
00:01:39You guys are on your own with a camera. All right
00:01:42All right. Thanks, man. Let's see
00:01:46Fucking loved it the part you slapped me you just started blubbering
00:01:53You're good we gotta hurry up no
00:02:00Okay, so how's this going here again
00:02:03Okay run that way away from the truck and then circle back run like michael green yeah, I met michael green once
00:02:10Yeah, we were doing the olympic psa. Yeah
00:02:19Hey, hey, hey, what do you guys think you're doing
00:02:22Johnny wanted us to shoot the b-roll
00:02:25B-roll, I don't there's no b-roll on the shoe. Oh my god
00:02:28Are you kidding me?
00:02:30Okay, don't tell johnny we screwed up because he will freak
00:02:33What johnny's saying? Oh, nothing. It's it's cool. They were there. I didn't recognize your b-cam operators. We got no b-cam
00:02:48Oh, hey
00:02:58So
00:03:11You guys finished yeah, but listen man, it's gonna be like a really pissed off commercial crew coming by later on
00:03:28So
00:03:49You are a winner you are a winner you are a winner you are a winner you are a winner you are
00:03:58a winner
00:04:06Okay
00:04:08Only film safe stuff. It's gotta look like stock footage, right landscapes aerials. No faces no products
00:04:28Oh
00:04:30That's all you're standing on yeah, I'm gonna take it straight to audio and jump in the color direction as soon as i'm done with that, okay
00:04:40Dude the timing on your movie here could not have been better with the cup coming to town though
00:04:47One opportunity knocks
00:04:58I think maybe we just go straight to distribution
00:05:04Oh, yeah, I couldn't have gotten any luckier with the cup being in town perfect
00:05:22You know how tough this is going to be with the cup in town security press
00:05:28I mean, it's the cup
00:05:30You don't just walk in and take a picture of it
00:05:33Hey, pardon me guys. We're making a movie
00:05:36Can you step aside for a second? Yeah. Yeah. Thanks
00:05:42Probably the front of it though, isn't it? I didn't say it wasn't fun. I just said it wasn't gonna be easy
00:05:49Hmm
00:05:57This is how
00:06:19So
00:06:49So
00:06:59We want the money dude, what the fuck who rents this shit we want the money you do
00:07:10Well, I need this one
00:07:12I
00:07:17Fucking know and you're gonna fucking tell us
00:07:20It's it's the cup
00:07:23I mean, how hard could it be to find?
00:07:27Today's i'll find out where
00:07:29I fucking know and you're gonna fucking tell us
00:07:33It's it's the cup
00:07:36I mean how hard could it be to find?
00:07:38I
00:07:40Wait, hold it. Can we make that singular?
00:07:44I had this room booked for nine o'clock
00:07:47Talked to dylan. Yeah, i've had it booked for like a week. He was meant to come tell you
00:07:51Yeah, I would have sworn. I thought we'd told I gotta get on here. I really have to finish my demo
00:07:56i'm not gonna graduate so
00:07:58Do you guys even go to school here anymore?
00:08:08Yeah, yeah, I guess we can go
00:08:10um
00:08:12But I fully intend to use this editor for as many billable hours as equal to my student loans
00:08:16All right, whatever
00:08:22That is awesome, thank you aluminum is very cool
00:08:29So, what is it it's the cup
00:08:35Awesome
00:08:37So what is it for it's for my movie?
00:08:40Whoa. No, what's your movie about?
00:08:46Some kids steal a famous russian cup, you know, it's the perfect crime journal
00:08:55I've seen who that is
00:08:58So
00:09:07Man 55 suit goofy hat
00:09:16How are you sir, I am great my name is larry very nice to meet you i'm king king
00:09:23That's a name
00:09:26Okay
00:09:28I want to show you something
00:09:40You know anything about that
00:09:42Hello
00:09:44Yeah, well
00:09:45I don't want to display the original. I want a duplicate
00:09:49Kinkos
00:09:51Copy shops get weird
00:09:54You don't get weird do you
00:09:57No, I don't get weird I didn't think so
00:10:01I worked with you guys last year. I've had you in mind ever since
00:10:04Well, you must have seen my work
00:10:07Are you kidding?
00:10:09Jimmy mack
00:10:12Oh, man
00:10:13Internet went crazy for weeks
00:10:15No, most people can't even tell the difference. Yeah. Well, most people don't have a two million dollar sports memorabilia hobby
00:10:23Two million. Yeah, you're kidding. That ain't nothing
00:10:27Do you know that I rank it in the bottom 50% nationally?
00:10:31Get out of here. No, it's true
00:10:34All those big collectors at the national shows multi-millionaires huge collections
00:10:40anyway
00:10:42I'll give you a hundred bucks if you give me a good copy on clean stock
00:10:49Okay, i'll have it for you on monday
00:10:52Okay
00:10:53Hello, tim. I suppose you want to bring that script to me, huh? Yes, sir. I'm picking it up right now. Let's meet say
00:10:59tomorrow
00:11:01Tomorrow tomorrow, you know what tomorrow's great
00:11:11What's up got a producer ready to see your script
00:11:16Money right lots of money not his first time either
00:11:20As long as he can come up with the funds he can come up with the funds do you have the script ready? Sure
00:11:33Excellent
00:11:35All right. We'll give him a week or so to read it and you know, let his advisors do their advising and i'll get back to you
00:11:41Keep in mind my script's copyrighted and it's protected by the writer's guild
00:11:45of course
00:11:47I'll call you later, right?
00:11:49Thank you
00:11:54It's registered with the writer's guild
00:12:03I fucking hate this place. Sorry 29. It's not easy
00:12:11So
00:12:13Harley hernandez makes 15 million a year for 10 years. Yeah. Well, when does the debbie end up being startup?
00:12:21That's softball
00:12:22Anyway, you can't hit I can hit
00:12:28I think I had a lead on some money
00:12:33Really really
00:12:35Yeah
00:12:37Who is he
00:12:39The old producer he has money. Yes, you're sure. Yes, and he has a script. He's gonna call you
00:12:45In a week. Here's your number. Yes
00:12:48I'm out of today. Yes, he's gonna call you a week from today. Yes
00:12:52Can I quit yeah, no
00:12:57Tell me to give him a week
00:13:00And then what
00:13:03What do you mean then what then he calls me
00:13:05Do you have your number? Yes, of course. He has my number
00:13:08You have the script, huh? You love the script
00:13:11Can I quit
00:13:14No, just be patient just give me some time
00:13:20I hope he calls he's gonna call give him a week
00:13:26Okay
00:13:29It's out get out get out
00:13:32Yeah
00:13:34Yes
00:13:36It's gonna be a little tight
00:13:37But if we got a bail, i'm just gonna cut and run. It's not like I paid for it anyways
00:13:42You know, we need a wireless. Yeah, I know
00:13:45I'm working on it
00:13:48Okay, can you hold that please?
00:13:51All right, so here's the deal security rolls once an hour every hour it's one guy and there's no way he'd catch both of us
00:13:58There he is now
00:14:01So he takes a smoke break every hour, yeah, what time is it that's about 11 20, I think it's time we start let's go
00:14:09Here you go
00:14:14We get split up run back that way double back around the building pick up the camera well, it depends on how close they are
00:14:30Yeah
00:14:32There we go, check it out so cool nice because you got the guard check right here you got everything else
00:14:44Hold on hold on
00:15:00All right, well the characters need multiple escape routes for visuals obviously
00:15:06What about pole vault
00:15:09I mean, what about a pole vault?
00:15:11Where are they gonna hide a pole vault? Well, they can hide it at the mark
00:15:13Yeah, and maybe one of those mini trampolines. No stilts or a jetpack
00:15:17No, because if you did that you'd have to get a stunt double because you know, the actors would just go out and balance
00:15:23Kill themselves
00:15:25Oh
00:15:29Larry
00:15:31You know him? Yeah
00:15:32Guy came into the store today asked me to fake a card for him after he saw everything I had on display. Oh shit
00:15:38Then he tells me he's got a two million dollar collection
00:15:52He's driving a piece of shit like that
00:15:56Cool
00:16:02There it is, okay
00:16:04So, you know what we need what a distraction?
00:16:07You're like a third person or something somebody faking a heart attack ride like a smoke bomb or something, you know a diversion. Yeah
00:16:14You know, I have been thinking about writing a third character
00:16:16Well, see if you did that actually we could bring in somebody famous, you know, put them in for only like one scene
00:16:22Hey watch the monitor, man
00:16:26Yeah, you like that you like that come on, come on
00:16:34Oh my god, well
00:16:39The hero turns him in this brings more exposure to the hero
00:16:44Maybe he'd actually get to meet chris clinton like this big old press conference
00:16:49I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
00:16:51Maybe he'd actually get to meet chris clinton like this big old press conference
00:16:56Cool we're secure yet. Ah, oh crap next run over, man
00:17:18Oh, he is so freaked out
00:17:22The pic worked. Yeah, so the monitor
00:17:25okay, so
00:17:27The way i'm figuring it the characters can get in and out in about 10 minutes
00:17:33Yeah, remind me to write that down
00:17:45So that's the script yes, sir
00:17:47Yeah
00:17:50And it's all yours all mine
00:17:59How much that's based on your reaction
00:18:06My reaction, huh
00:18:08Look, I know you're gonna love it
00:18:10That said my partners and I are putting hard numbers to a business plan. We just wanted to give you first look
00:18:17I
00:18:19Should
00:18:46Hello
00:18:49Good day. Yes, sir. Uh, could you hold on a minute?
00:18:58Look tim i'm sure i'm gonna love it, but I gotta take this call. Thanks. I'll call you. Okay
00:19:10Plan is perfect. Well, thank you, sir
00:19:13Nobody's gonna keep an eye on a russian cop in dallas, texas dallas, texas dallas, texas
00:19:20This cop belongs to russia
00:19:22I agree with you. It's a disgrace to all the hockey fans out there. It's a sin
00:19:30I couldn't I couldn't put you I I I couldn't agree with your sentiment
00:19:37larry
00:19:38one million dollars
00:19:43All for you larry you'll make you rich and a legend i'll deliver it to you at your location at the time we specify
00:19:52Yes, that's perfect
00:20:00God bless
00:20:09It's a lot of money
00:20:12Oh
00:20:32Oh my god, oh jeez
00:20:42Fuck
00:20:46What the fuck did you say anything to him? No, I said
00:20:58That didn't say anything to anybody I swear it wasn't me. How did that fucking kid know that we were gonna steal that fucking cop?
00:21:05Oh, I don't know. It wasn't me. Okay
00:21:09Damn
00:21:13Yeah
00:21:15Jesus h
00:21:17Now what am I gonna do?
00:21:22Oh, man, what are we gonna do?
00:21:30Dude you guys are gonna flip out
00:21:32I'm, sorry, it's gone
00:21:34The head of the department had me nuke those drives for the editors
00:21:37Ex students coming up in here working and they couldn't get their graduation pieces finished
00:21:43So you backed everything up
00:21:49Right
00:21:51Graduation what the fuck is this school doing? This is an art school. Nothing you do here matters until after you graduate
00:22:01There's nothing I could do
00:22:04Sorry phillips
00:22:12So
00:22:23What the fuck
00:22:27Look man, I know that edit by heart
00:22:30Give me a week. I'll put it back together
00:22:34I know jack
00:22:43You
00:22:45Gentlemen I am so very sorry. It's a no budget short film. I understand that
00:22:51But really, do you think you're going to get any clients from this?
00:22:55clients
00:22:56Yeah, we are the clients. We're not trying to shoot commercials and that's exactly my concern
00:23:01You see I have just a little bit of a problem with these little
00:23:04independent film production
00:23:06Projects they don't make any money. Not if you don't give us our negative. We don't
00:23:11Render us payment and we'll surrender the negative
00:23:15Didn't bob mention our deferment agreement
00:23:19Maybe he did maybe he didn't I don't know in any case. He's no longer here. I am
00:23:24And just between the two of you and me
00:23:26This is evidence as to why you're really gonna hold a negative. Yes, sir
00:23:32How much
00:23:37Looks like 4200
00:23:39Do you like baseball
00:23:43I have assigned jerome ordonia's home run ball
00:23:49Oh
00:23:52Look do you two want to work out a payment plan with me?
00:24:00Take out security get the cup
00:24:05And relaxation
00:24:08Let's take out security get the cup
00:24:19Start out with a wide shot from back here. We can probably just go into a close-up on the front door
00:24:24here on the slide with like a
00:24:26bolex or something
00:24:31What's this guy doing
00:24:34I do not know
00:24:38I
00:24:40Hope they're not beefing up security with the cup coming
00:24:46No, he's not security
00:25:07So
00:25:37So
00:26:00What the fuck punk
00:26:08Oh
00:26:26Great
00:26:37So
00:26:47Tim called for you. He said he has excellent news
00:26:51Seriously. Yep. He said you need to call him back asap
00:26:55Holy shit, I wonder if he really got the money dude. I hope so. What happened to your neck?
00:27:02Check this out
00:27:07Yeah
00:27:12Hello
00:27:13Hey, what's up superstar? I don't know you tell me
00:27:18I will tell you
00:27:19All our problems are solved
00:27:22Come on king what have you been crying about the whole time i've known you I got the money
00:27:27You got the money
00:27:29Yeah, baby. I got all the money. They want to write the checks and they loved your script
00:27:34Well, they should so what's the agreement?
00:27:38We're going we're gonna have to get together and meet with them and sign some papers and put together a budget
00:27:43Well, I can't believe it
00:27:45And you know what you need to get this thing together soon because we're going to meet right away
00:27:48Hey, thanks tim. Well, you can thank me when we premiered sundance
00:27:52I don't know sundance is the best showcase whatever just get the budget together. Okay?
00:28:03What happened
00:28:06I got the money
00:28:09Praise the lord
00:28:15I got the money
00:28:18You're gonna quit hell yeah, well take me with you. Okay
00:28:28What can I do art director
00:28:35Sweet
00:28:43We got the money
00:28:45You got the money for the negative new negative feature
00:28:53Feature yep, and we want to book two weeks for dailies
00:29:05Cassandra we have a new feature booking in will you please come and show these two gentlemen around? Thank you
00:29:20Let me show you around
00:29:35So
00:29:45Uh key grip two weeks, yeah gaffer two weeks assistant
00:29:55No, you don't get paid
00:30:05So
00:30:35So
00:30:44Full deal matte box camera everything about 1500 a day without the lens
00:31:05So
00:31:12Now my rates 450 a day
00:31:17Not it's a 10-hour day
00:31:25450 a day
00:31:31What's your daily rate 450 a day
00:31:35350
00:31:39300 all right. Yeah, we'll be in touch. Thanks. Okay
00:31:45Oh, that's great
00:32:06So
00:32:10Okay with your discount that'll be 500 an hour plus prep plus processing plus tape stock
00:32:22If we just outright grab it outrun them go to the fake make the switch they're not gonna know what hit him until i'm gone
00:32:36You keep saying I mean your character, right
00:32:41Yeah, that's the way to go outright grab it
00:32:46That's the way to do it, I mean that's the way anyone would do it
00:32:49It's ballsy. It's like rugby. What if we just got like the smoke and mirrors and shit, you know the whole illusion
00:32:55Sleeping gas kind of thing going on
00:32:58Yeah, i'll think about that
00:33:01I
00:33:04Told you this place is perfect. This is gonna be so easy
00:33:11You're actually thinking about doing this aren't you
00:33:16I'm actually thinking of not borrowing any money to make this film
00:33:20I mean we've worked so hard already and I don't want to go a-o and everything
00:33:24We're the ones that have done all the hard work all the legwork. We wrote the script. We've done all the production
00:33:29Some joker's gonna walk in here and write a check and then take all the credit
00:33:32That's not what i'm doing this for now. We go to prison king
00:33:35Never to finish the film
00:33:3710 more years of talking about it
00:33:41No, you don't think all this research is gonna pay off
00:33:44What do we do all this hard work for?
00:33:46No king. We're gonna take the money
00:33:48That's the way it's done
00:33:51We're fucking lucky just to have gotten a deal this far
00:33:54I was just thinking out loud. Yeah, leave it to the characters. All right
00:34:14Hey, what's up? Hey, how's it going? I'm good. How are you? All right. So how is everything? I think we're ready to go
00:34:19We got the shooting script production crew talent gear only thing we need to finalize the budget great
00:34:24So you're ready for me to take it
00:34:26No
00:34:28I'm, sorry. I thought you'd want me to present it
00:34:31If we're all going to be at the meeting then why wouldn't I just bring it?
00:34:36You're right forget it
00:34:41Tim
00:34:42What time is it?
00:34:44Uh, you know, it's gonna be a late lunch. I still need to confirm with him and get an address
00:34:47But you know what? I'll call later for sure. It sounds good. Thank you. Appreciate it
00:34:52Hey king get some sleep man, you look stressed
00:35:14Hello larry, yes, sir
00:35:18Uh
00:35:20Sir, uh, yes, sir
00:35:22Right on schedule
00:35:24When can I expect to be paid?
00:35:27first the cup
00:35:30Then the money
00:35:32Cash that's uh, that's a lot of cash it
00:35:38Makes me nervous
00:35:40That's how it works larry
00:35:43The cup
00:35:45Million dollars
00:35:48Oh you'll match yeah, all right, we will buy a lot of baseball cup
00:35:59Good day
00:36:18Okay
00:36:20Yeah, all right, it's tim hey, I just wanted to verify our meeting for tomorrow my uh, my crew's wedding
00:36:29And you want the money yes, sir, the money is the issue
00:36:33Okay. Okay. Look look we'll meet tomorrow. Just like we said great worship with me
00:36:39Hey
00:36:44Look look
00:36:46Let me call you back tim. Okay. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah
00:36:50Give me an hour or so. Okay
00:36:52Okay, i'll be waiting
00:36:56Tim's a little slimy, huh? Yeah, but probably the slimy guys get the money, right? Hey, i'm, just glad we didn't make the movie shit
00:37:09I'm, i'm just glad we made the movie
00:37:14Son of a bitch
00:37:19Never believe he's out there
00:37:26Shit man
00:37:28You think he's a cop? No, why would a cop be outside?
00:37:32We snoop around a lot
00:37:34Sucks jack
00:37:36How in the hell did they find my apartment?
00:37:38Fuck if I know
00:37:57He's going through with it
00:38:00Did you find out who he was working with
00:38:03Well, I got a possible location
00:38:05This punk-ass motherfucker is working with whoever the fuck is in there, I think
00:38:13Now you tell me what to do, okay, okay
00:38:16Get back here. We need to get ready
00:38:19His partners will show their faces soon enough
00:38:22Okay, i'm on my way
00:38:35So
00:38:43Bad bad bad. This is so bad
00:38:52This is bad, they're setting us up, you know that yeah, it doesn't look very good
00:38:57All right, hold up this guy comes to the store
00:39:01Saw the guys at the museum and they're sitting outside your apartment
00:39:05What do these guys want
00:39:09I don't know
00:39:12Want to confront him
00:39:17I don't know
00:39:19You think they're vice cops
00:39:21Hey, look, he came to me to counterfeit that card and he never said he was going to sell it
00:39:24That's true. Cops don't have collections like that, man
00:39:32No daddy's blackmailing us
00:39:35How would he ever find out boss? I don't know
00:39:38sick
00:39:40the whole thing's
00:39:42He wrote an entire screenplay about it the crazy fucking bastard maybe he's just a really big fan of irony
00:39:59Maybe you're right. Maybe he's just got a really funny sense of humor
00:40:06I mean, what are we gonna do about it?
00:40:09I don't know
00:40:10Probably he's not gonna get out of my head
00:40:12And i'm sure it's all not gonna pay him off
00:40:18So you tell me what are we gonna do about it
00:40:35Stop the clock
00:40:51Tim it's larry. I like your budget
00:40:55Let's do lunch just like we talked about a little place. I have 2600 throckmorton
00:41:02And don't forget to bring your partners with you
00:41:05See you later
00:41:12King hey, it's tim here. Look we finally have a meeting with the producer
00:41:17Look, i'm preparing the limited partnership forms right now
00:41:20Just you know, let me handle the numbers and you concentrate on selling the story. Oh, yeah here. It's at uh,
00:41:272600 throckmorton at one o'clock. All right, buddy. See you tomorrow
00:41:36So
00:41:39It's the city
00:41:42All right, so how do I look
00:41:45Unrecognizable
00:41:47No, i'm kidding. You look good. So you excited? Yeah you
00:41:50Yeah, i'm excited
00:41:52You know, I never thought we'd be this close to the money
00:42:01Cool all right
00:42:05So
00:42:10Motherfucker
00:42:21I'm getting really tired of this shit
00:42:36You
00:42:43I'm so fucking pissed off. So what are we gonna do now?
00:42:51I'm gonna scare him. Yeah, I do
00:42:53Want you to go around back take the car? I'm gonna go right into the front door. That's right
00:42:58Can I fix your drink too? Yeah. Thanks
00:43:01Uh, hang on. I'm gonna get these lights first
00:43:04I didn't know you on this place. Really?
00:43:10I thought you knew a lot. I know a few things
00:43:14So
00:43:31So
00:43:33Where's your crew?
00:43:35It's 12 30. Yeah, I I don't know. You know what they're supposed to be here, but
00:43:40Larry about this business plan. This is mine. My say so these guys are just laborers and i'm the boss
00:43:56Well, i'll tell you what while we're waiting let me show you something
00:44:09So
00:44:40All right, let the fuckers come out with your hands up, please
00:44:52Put your hands up
00:45:05And
00:45:09Cops
00:45:29Lock the door get the van. He took a fucking picture. No, no, no go for the train
00:45:39So
00:46:09So
00:46:28There's fucking cop in the game, right?
00:46:39So
00:46:48So they've got a gas left or right
00:47:10So
00:47:30Let's see if they get on
00:47:39So
00:47:51These guys are gonna kill us, you know that
00:48:09So
00:48:24Don't worry I know where they live
00:48:40So
00:48:55Let's go
00:49:09So
00:49:19There's no body there's no evidence there's no crime they're gonna clean it up
00:49:25No, man
00:49:26We got pictures
00:49:28two eyewitnesses
00:49:32No, they're fucked right but they saw us
00:49:39So
00:49:41What do we do
00:49:45Call the cops, no, I don't I know where I live
00:50:09Um
00:50:15Hey, where's stacy, I don't know I guess she left they called me in about three
00:50:26Is there a phone I can use it's over there do you all know how to work this
00:50:30Yes
00:50:37I want that camera
00:50:43Hello stacy, where you at i'm in the back of a van being kidnapped what
00:50:54King
00:50:56Maybe
00:50:57King old buddy. Hey, this is getting a little bit out of hand
00:51:03What do you want well I need for you to quit blackmailing me
00:51:11You are so fucking whack dude i'm not trying to blackmail you for shit
00:51:17Keep in mind. I'm, not the one that got caught killing somebody in front of somebody else with a fucking camera
00:51:22Oh
00:51:24Fuck him i'm concerned about the damn cup and you're fucking it all up
00:51:29What?
00:51:31the cup
00:51:32Don't play stupid
00:51:34You are not getting that cup. You are not getting a dime out of me and you are not keeping me from getting it
00:51:41It's time to calm down you lose king
00:51:46What do you want
00:51:48I want you to do nothing for 24
00:51:53hours
00:51:54If I see you if I hear you
00:51:58I will hunt you down and I will eventually find you
00:52:02Not to mention what mookie's gonna do to your girlfriend here
00:52:08After 24 hours you will get directions on where to deliver the camera in exchange for the girl
00:52:15Don't fuck with the camera
00:52:19You
00:52:21Okay, remember this punk bitch, I know you I know where you're gonna be before you're there
00:52:48So
00:53:18So
00:53:43You stole my script
00:53:49He killed him to steal the script I told you it was good no shit, but he said he's killing the cup
00:54:00He's gonna do a heist
00:54:03Why kill your idea man
00:54:05He said he was trying to make blackmail
00:54:10Dude the script is black
00:54:13He wanted to steal it before he even read it
00:54:16I told you it was good
00:54:29Tim it's larry. I like your budget
00:54:32Let's do lunch. Just like we talked about
00:54:35Little place I have 2600 throckmorton
00:54:39Oh, yeah, and don't forget to bring your partners with you
00:54:43See you later
00:54:46So
00:54:53Let's just turn it oj real fast, so what do you want to do?
00:55:15I
00:55:18Don't know what the fuck are you doing?
00:55:21I don't have my wrench. I can't get it done without it. You can't do without it
00:55:25I know you don't have your wrench, but we're not even using that shit. Well, I'll tell you what I need that wrench
00:55:30So I can't get this done for you
00:55:33You need your wrench
00:55:40Are you hearing the same fucking shit on here
00:55:43Well, you want me to tell him what to do
00:55:46You fucking high you think i'm gonna give that big motherfucker orders
00:55:50Did uh, jeff tell you that uh, we painted the floors
00:55:53Earlier, I had no idea. I had no idea
00:55:57I also didn't tell him about the fucking problems in the middle east. You want me to catch him up on that shit?
00:56:03The fuck you keep looking at me for do I have union boss printed on my shirt
00:56:13Hey
00:56:16Hey, I heard that I come down here that's cool, dude, you can't fix it with your teeth now
00:56:21Plus i'm supposed to be using the electrical things. Hey, try clamping your ass cheeks down. I'll see if you can turn it that way
00:56:27Okay, uh, you guys, uh continue to work
00:56:30and uh
00:56:32Figure out what this dude wants. Yeah, you look you're working your ass off. Jesus
00:56:37Go shave your head again, motherfucker
00:56:40Tim
00:56:42Tim comes staggering out gashing his neck
00:56:46This clown comes out right behind him finishes him off right in front of us. No problems
00:56:52This has to go down rock, I mean there can't be any bullshit
00:57:00Oh damn
00:57:03Black people don't do hockey
00:57:06Black people don't like hockey. Hell no
00:57:11It's full proof, man
00:57:16So do I get to hurt him
00:57:21Perfect
00:57:28Do you have what I need
00:57:36Um, i'll tell you where we'll be meeting later, okay
00:57:44All right
00:57:46Later tonight we'll be finished. We'll have what we need
00:57:49And i'll tell your boyfriend where you are
00:57:52Well boss, I thought we were meeting boris here with the cup. Shut up. She doesn't need to know that shit
00:57:57I just thought we would move her after we got it here. Shut up. Shut up, you stupid motherfucker
00:58:05So
00:58:10Look you fucking be good stacy and you won't die. How's that?
00:58:29Listen I just traded a script for some major cards. It's a pretty good swag. I need you to come collect right away
00:58:33All right
00:58:36Yeah, bring a van and the deli because this dude's got a lot of shit
00:58:41Oh, so, you know that place, all right, then you know what i'm talking about
00:58:44So
00:58:49I don't know you think this will all fit in the van
00:59:02Can I get my hands on that money son of a bitch
00:59:14So
00:59:39Test test test
00:59:44Jack you read me? Yeah, we're good to go
00:59:50Perry you read me
00:59:55Yeah, we're good to go all right guys i'm putting on the microphone
01:00:14So
01:00:31All right, guys i'm ready hey defense wins games now, let's watch my back
01:00:44So
01:01:15No, what that's not gonna work try this hat
01:01:25That's pretty good inspector gadget mustache, there you go
01:01:31The casanova
01:01:34That's what the ladies call me
01:01:39Okay, there's larry and the big guy
01:01:44Okay, here's the camera, okay just like your script just like the script let's do this
01:02:14So
01:02:25Okay now remember when he goes down
01:02:27Head for the car and pick me up in the back. You want me to just walk up and grab it?
01:02:32Yes, I want you to just walk up and grab it. Should I use my knife?
01:02:37Yes, you can use your knife if you want to just go
01:02:44So
01:02:57So, uh
01:02:58Is this a museum of science?
01:03:01No, no museum of science is on pearl
01:03:05Go right out this door. Take a left and you'll come to saint paul street. Take a right
01:03:12On saint paul until it crosses pearl and the museum of science is right on the corner
01:03:23There'll be a police officer on the corner named pete
01:03:25He's got a bad leg, but he can still communicate with this nice guy to help you
01:03:31Bitch guys, where is this trophy?
01:03:34I've been sent. Well, you're in the right place, but you can't no. No, you can't have this camera. You can't come on
01:03:41Let me have the camera you can't down cannot have that camera in here
01:03:45I gotta get lots of pictures. We're gonna put it on tv
01:03:47Yeah, but I don't know who you talk to but you can't have this camera in here
01:03:51You're gonna have to leave cameras are forbidden. You're gonna have to
01:03:54Calm down, bro. I was told I could come take video images. You're gonna have to leave that camera
01:04:00Hey, come on, let me have the camera you can do whatever you want
01:04:05You don't understand you cannot have that camera and i'm gonna take the pictures of the trophy
01:04:09That's what I was sent down. Give me the camera. You can't you're gonna have to leave your camera
01:04:14Here, I don't know anything. No
01:04:15Come here
01:04:18What the hell is wrong with that kid
01:04:22You must be a hockey fan, hey, are you a big hockey fan larry
01:04:30All right, if I take your picture larry, thank you, why do you want to fuck with me?
01:04:40Shit
01:04:47Okay
01:05:09So
01:05:23Kidnapping attempted armed robbery. Oh my god. Is that you committing what murder?
01:05:39So
01:06:09So
01:06:39So
01:07:10Okay, so who's got the trophy now
01:07:13It's an old guy
01:07:15Uh best way I can describe him to you gray hat
01:07:18gray mustache
01:07:20Hell, he was great. They moved pretty fast for the old guy
01:07:23Yeah, and the old guy said that you would want to see this camera right here
01:07:39So
01:07:44Holy shit
01:07:47Uh, this is 218 I need a csi unit here at the african-american museum
01:08:10So
01:08:14Everything's cool come in and get up against the wall. Is that you larry shut up and get against the wall
01:08:32Is that the money where's the cup
01:08:39Oh, yes, take it it's all here
01:08:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's that down there? It's all there
01:09:01Thank you, thank you bless you no problem at all
01:09:09So
01:09:39So
01:10:09Ha ha ha ha
01:10:20Ah
01:10:39So
01:11:03Ah
01:11:09So
01:11:26The fuck
01:11:34Who's there
01:11:39So
01:12:09You know, where the fuck is somebody going to hide that cup?
01:12:27You can't walk around with it, it's the fucking cup.
01:12:39That was a textbook heist, textbook.
01:12:42That cup's probably halfway to Japan by now.
01:12:46Japan.
01:12:47Japan.
01:12:48Japanese.
01:12:50I saw that cup.
01:12:53I thought it was Russian, but...
01:12:58Russian, Japan.
01:13:07Going downtown?
01:13:09Going downtown.
01:13:11Pretty good.
01:13:13Going downtown.
01:13:29Hey, what the hell?
01:13:31He's a drunk.
01:13:33You gotta be careful.
01:13:35Jeez, my God.
01:13:40Oh my God, what the hell?
01:13:45Hey, you random guy, look what I found.
01:13:47Oh, shit.
01:13:48That's a motherfucking cup right there.
01:13:50That's what we were just talking about.
01:13:51What is this?
01:13:52What are you talking about?
01:13:54Where'd you find that?
01:13:58Did you put it there?
01:13:59Shit.
01:14:00You gotta be kidding me.
01:14:02That's a fucking cup.
01:14:04Hang on, I gotta tell you.
01:14:05Hang on.
01:14:06This is, wait.
01:14:07This is too much.
01:14:09I gotta get some sort of water.
01:14:10Oh, it's the water.
01:14:11Get a paper.
01:14:12Get a paper.
01:14:15Come on.
01:14:16You found this, didn't you?
01:14:17Wait a minute.
01:14:18So that means that...
01:14:20Wait, wait, wait.
01:14:21Hang on.
01:14:22No, wait, wait a minute.
01:14:24I work the train.
01:14:26So I'm gonna need a next order.
01:14:32I'm getting off.
01:14:33Congratulations.
01:14:34Have a great day.
01:15:04Everything revolves around you.
01:15:08Yeah, just in time.
01:15:12Yes.
01:15:13Because we're exactly mirrored where we were.
01:15:19Someone finally said it.
01:15:24Someone's playing.
01:15:28Yep.
01:16:24What?
01:16:26You don't like that, Jay?
01:16:32No, I was just...
01:16:36The look.
01:16:37Just the look, the pose.
01:16:38Hey.
01:16:39All right, let's do it one more time.
01:16:40What's up?
01:16:41We gotta wait for the line.
01:16:42Okay.
01:16:43Kyle, what's up?
01:16:44All right.
01:16:45Kyle.
01:16:46Dude, what?
01:16:48You guys are killing me.
01:16:49Okay, no name.
01:16:50What's up, man?
01:16:51Some jackass.
01:16:52Actually, you say, hey, Kyle, down here.
01:16:53Hey, pig fucker.
01:16:54Can I say that, please, just once?
01:16:55Holy shit.
01:16:56You okay?
01:16:57Hang on, man.
01:16:58Yeah, you gotta be careful there, man.
01:16:59You gotta be careful.
01:17:00Oh, shit.
01:17:01Oh, shit.
01:17:02Oh, shit.
01:17:03Oh, shit.
01:17:04Oh, shit.
01:17:05Oh, shit.
01:17:06Oh, shit.
01:17:07Oh, shit.
01:17:08Oh, shit.
01:17:09Oh, shit.
01:17:10Oh, shit.
01:17:11Oh, shit.
01:17:12Oh, shit.
01:17:13Oh, shit.
01:17:14Oh, shit.
01:17:15Oh, shit.
01:17:16You gotta be careful there.
01:17:17What do we have here?
01:17:23Oh, I'll be dipped in shit.
01:17:25Lucky.
01:17:28Hey, you random guy!
01:17:29Look what I found.
01:17:30Oh, shit.
01:17:39It doesn't help when you start laughing, dude.
01:17:42Yeah.
01:17:43This is a great movie what you want me to steal it
01:18:13Dude it's your lucky day
01:18:27I hate to say it but our world's fucked up and I can't stop thinking to myself I'm not
01:18:52doing enough
01:18:53True blue gotta be truthful to the people Mankind's not like the movies no sequels
01:18:58Can't stop crying cause needs are still plenty Clean streams don't view but poor kids are many
01:19:03Pocket pockets make a state of ugly unconscious Gotta do what you gotta do aim for the target
01:19:08My pocket full of merchant men who sell the hate to take their friends I don't give a damn
01:19:12If I gotta die to make a difference Road rage takes the place of straight boredom
01:19:16You need to focus on the stereo and ignore them Sing a little louder when it gets to the chorus
01:19:21Turn it up a little more cause it helps to support us
01:19:25Doing this original what you hear comes from this individual
01:19:30I'm doing this original what you hear comes from this individual
01:19:35Blasting off through outer space with rockets and wings go
01:19:38Dream about a safer place where there is no evil
01:19:40Arriving soon I think about the wonderful people
01:19:43Cause nothing here is wrong and nothing here is deceitful
01:19:46Can't decide if I will ever leave when I need to
01:19:48It's hard to go back to when nobody believed you
01:19:51If I thought I'd ever come back you know I trained you
01:19:54Damn I got a lot of issues I need to come through
01:19:57Doing this original what you hear comes from this individual
01:20:02I'm doing this original what you hear comes from this individual
01:20:07Really the kids live this life by the gun Putting holes in the hearts of people just for fun
01:20:12Ruining lives and then fighting with the sun Cause cold blooded killers live life on the run
01:20:18Bring back the days of afternoon naps Biggest problem then was who could play jacks
01:20:23Nowadays my life is littered by the fact that I wanna find a reef
01:20:27But it's hard to stay true to that
01:20:28Try to find a reef I believe it to be beautiful
01:20:31Floating in the ocean still standing on my pedestal
01:20:34Feeling in my arms growing a heart like metal
01:20:36Blue swimming to the shores of life the truth has to be
01:20:39Music brings a feeling deep inside of me I think you know
01:20:42Truly I try to speak through melodies instead of dope
01:20:44Time to write a song cause I was bored and there's nobody home
01:20:47Catching strings or some people will do it never to last that long
01:20:50Can't stop this feeling I got to keep it going
01:20:52Till the last breath comes out of my chest I'm blowing
01:20:55Tall tales of treachery teach I am the history
01:20:58Man's got a lot of problems solvable eventually
01:21:01Doing this original what you hear comes from this individual
01:21:06I'm doing this original what you hear comes from this individual
01:21:12Doing this original what you hear comes from this individual
01:21:17I'm doing this original what you hear comes from this individual
01:21:47I'm doing this original what you hear comes from this individual