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Short / Thriller (2003) 8 minutes ~ Color

When a wrong package is accidentally delivered to his P.O. Box, a young man is unwittingly dragged into the seedy underworld of the mob, in this dark Comedy about greed and mistaken identity.

Director: Ian Jones

Writer: Nicole Jones-Dion

Stars: Ian Jones, The Messiah, Lynda Rohrbacher



***Winner Best Thriller - LA You're In Film Festival 2004***

***Official Selection - Shriekfest Film Festival 2004***

***Official Selection - Freedom Film Festival 2004***

***Official Selection - New Orleans Media Experience 2003***

"P.O. Box is filmed like a Tales From The Crypt episode, when Tales From The Crypt, was really good... there's not a slacker on this film; from music, to acting, to editing, this short is top-notch, and the ending packs a violent and brutal punch". -- Heidi Maryinuzzi, www.pretty-scary.com
Transcript
00:00Hey look lady, I just saw this shit, I don't fuckin' use it, alright?
00:22Big piece, oh yeah, alright, oh yeah.
00:30Oh boy, Jesus, I never read that fuckin' fine print.
00:35No returns.
00:38Oh, fuckers.
01:22Well, Grant, not bad for a day's work.
01:50That's about you.
01:52What are we gonna do with you?
01:56I guess we'll just pretty you up real good and send you back out and fuckin' faggots won't know the difference.
02:03Yeah, fuck.
02:20No, no, no.
02:44I'm 136.
02:47This is for 135, I'm 136.
02:51Those fuckers at the post office fucked up again.
02:55This isn't even supposed to be for me.
03:00Well, I guess you won't be needin' that ring anymore there, buddy.
03:26Alright, alright, alright, I got you, bastard.
03:32I got you.
03:42I'm gonna get you.
03:53I'm gonna get you.
04:19Faggots.
04:44Oh, fuck.
05:12Ah.
05:35Jesus Christ.
05:39Big day, big day.
05:49You get my message?
05:52Me? Message?
05:56I don't know what you're talking about, buddy.
05:58You got the wrong guy.
06:00Isn't that one of Gianni's boys' rings on your finger?
08:00I don't know what you're talking about, buddy.

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