Something Remote (2009) - Feature - video Dailymotion

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Comedy (2009) 92 minutes ~ Color    Something Remote is the story of three friends that wish for nothing more than to be left alone with television and pizza but a crazy ex-girlfriend isn't about to let that happen.    Director: Alex Laferriere    Writers: Nicholas Allain, Alex Laferriere    Stars: Chris Haley, Rick Desilets, John Selig

Transcript

00:00:00Good afternoon everyone, I hope you checked your inboxes.

00:00:25Yeah, you better have checked your inboxes.

00:00:27Because we left a memo regarding mandatory overtime by all employees.

00:00:30All employees better be doing overtime.

00:00:32Because the company benefits from every employee who's doing overtime.

00:00:35The company benefits and so will you.

00:00:37And we benefit from every employee who does overtime.

00:00:39Absolutely.

00:00:40I know it's the end of the workday, but I'm sure you'll all be willing to stick around.

00:00:44Stick around.

00:00:45Overtime.

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00:01:57It's the end of the workday, but I'm sure you'll all be willing to stick around.

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00:02:43It's the end of the workday, but I'm sure you'll all be willing to stick around.

00:02:46It's the end of the workday, but I'm sure you'll all be willing to stick around.

00:02:49It's the end of the workday, but I'm sure you'll all be willing to stick around.

00:02:52It's the end of the workday, but I'm sure you'll all be willing to stick around.

00:02:55It's the end of the workday, but I'm sure you'll all be willing to stick around.

00:02:58It's the end of the workday, but I'm sure you'll all be willing to stick around.

00:03:01It's the end of the workday, but I'm sure you'll all be willing to stick around.

00:03:04It's the end of the workday, but I'm sure you'll all be willing to stick around.

00:03:07It's the end of the workday, but I'm sure you'll all be willing to stick around.

00:03:10It's the end of the workday, but I'm sure you'll all be willing to stick around.

00:03:13It's the end of the workday, but I'm sure you'll all be willing to stick around.

00:03:17No, no, no, leave my PC!

00:03:20No, no, no, leave my PC!

00:03:30Guys, wait. I'm tingling.

00:03:32You know you can get a cream for that.

00:03:34No, I mean it's my ex-girlfriend.

00:03:36Look, I'm telling you, cream doesn't want us for any problem.

00:03:38No, it's not that at all. It's just...

00:03:40I get this sort of tingling sensation whenever my ex-girlfriends are around.

00:03:43It's like a sort of sixth sense.

00:03:45Lisa must be around here somewhere.

00:03:47Lisa?

00:03:48Guys, why are you so mean to her?

00:03:49She was always really nice to me. She probably came to apologize.

00:03:52Look, you just don't understand how girls work, alright?

00:03:54Look, once you realize that girls are predisposed to extract valuable time, energy, and most importantly, money,

00:03:59you'll understand where me and Neil are coming from.

00:04:00You've never had a girlfriend, Matt.

00:04:02Look, with girls, you gotta be ruthless.

00:04:05Well, maybe Neil doesn't want to be ruthless.

00:04:07What? What are you talking about? Of course he does. It's his ex.

00:04:10Look, now just go stand over by the tree. This is man talk.

00:04:12Bye.

00:04:13Go!

00:04:15Bye.

00:04:21Yeah. Yeah, ruthless.

00:04:23Can't let Lisa see that I'm still single.

00:04:25Yeah, you gotta save your face.

00:04:26Hey, hey, you!

00:04:27Me?

00:04:28Yeah, yeah, you.

00:04:29Wanna make 20 bucks?

00:04:30Sure.

00:04:38What's with him?

00:04:39Oh, he lost his circle privileges.

00:04:41Right.

00:04:43So, about the 20 bucks.

00:04:44Oh, great. Alright, 20 bucks to pretend to be this guy's girlfriend.

00:04:47This guy?

00:04:48You gotta be kidding me.

00:04:50Girls gotta have standards.

00:04:52Stop crying out loud. What's the big deal?

00:04:54I mean, no one would believe that a girl like me was going out with a guy like you.

00:04:59Like, just to think that...

00:05:01Alright, alright, 40 bucks.

00:05:02Okay.

00:05:03Okay.

00:05:05Neil, give her the 40.

00:05:09Come on, come on, don't be cheap. Nice lady.

00:05:12She's doing you a good favor here.

00:05:13Alright, you good? You good? Let's do this.

00:05:17Sorry about all this.

00:05:21Guys, wait for me.

00:05:29Lisa!

00:05:30Neil!

00:05:31How did you get in here?

00:05:32Hi, Lisa.

00:05:33Eric, don't break rank.

00:05:37I thought you changed the locks.

00:05:38You changed them.

00:05:39No, guys, I did it. And I did it.

00:05:41Yeah, that's what I thought.

00:05:43Yeah.

00:05:44Yeah? Well, your windows are still made of glass.

00:05:47Our slumlord landlord isn't gonna fix that.

00:05:50Yeah, neither are you.

00:05:51Hush, Eric.

00:05:52What are you even doing here?

00:05:53I, uh, came here for my stuff.

00:05:55Like what?

00:05:57Like, uh, my hammer.

00:06:00Hey.

00:06:01That's it, you're done, Lisa. I'm calling the cops.

00:06:03Oh, and my cell phone.

00:06:05Fine, just take it and get out of here, Lisa.

00:06:07Who is this, Neil?

00:06:09This is, uh, my new girlfriend, Abby.

00:06:11That's not my name.

00:06:13Abby.

00:06:15Hi.

00:06:16Well, that's cool.

00:06:17Because I have a new boyfriend.

00:06:19I doubt that, you crazy psycho bitch.

00:06:21Who?

00:06:22Uh, him.

00:06:24Huh? Me? Really?

00:06:26That's my roommate, Lisa.

00:06:28Uh, I really met him.

00:06:30I doubt that, you crazy psycho bitch.

00:06:32That's my other roommate, Lisa.

00:06:34I really met him.

00:06:36Hi.

00:06:38This is my brand new boyfriend.

00:06:41Isn't he...

00:06:43Fucking gross.

00:06:45Rugged.

00:06:46Oh, yeah? Well, if you're her new boyfriend, what's her name?

00:06:48Lisa, don't say a word.

00:06:50Ugh.

00:06:51But, Eric, shut up.

00:06:53Well? Hmm?

00:06:54Ugh.

00:06:55Ha! See? I knew it.

00:06:57I was just happy she noticed me.

00:06:59I knew you were.

00:07:01I knew it!

00:07:02I was just happy she noticed me.

00:07:04I knew you were on a boyfriend.

00:07:05How much did she pay you to do this?

00:07:07She gave me $40 to stay with her.

00:07:09Paying someone $40 to be their boyfriend?

00:07:11Well, that's low.

00:07:13Well, that's funny.

00:07:14Because Abby over here sure doesn't look like your girlfriend.

00:07:18Oh, yeah? How do you figure?

00:07:19Well, first of all, a girl has to have some standards.

00:07:23Look at her, and look at you.

00:07:25Like trying to fit a small, square peg into a round hole.

00:07:30And B, she doesn't smell like you.

00:07:33You were smelling me?

00:07:35That's it. $40 is not worth putting up with you freaks.

00:07:39Ha ha ha! Who's winning the limbo contest now?

00:07:44What?

00:07:46Just leave. Get going. Now.

00:07:50I'm not done with you, Neil.

00:07:52I'll be back for my stuff later.

00:07:54I doubt that, you crazy psycho bitch!

00:07:58What a waste of $40.

00:08:01I don't know. I think she wants you back.

00:08:04Why would you even say something like that?

00:08:06Yeah, seriously, Eric. Why would you curse that upon him?

00:08:08He's better off now than ever.

00:08:09She doesn't want me back.

00:08:10She just wants to make my life miserable.

00:08:12Come on, Neil. It's not so bad.

00:08:14Hey, uh-uh. I buy a good first slice.

00:08:19I hope you got meat lovers this time, Matt.

00:08:21Yeah, you would say that you do.

00:08:24What the hell are you still doing here?

00:08:26She also said I could take whatever I wanted.

00:08:28What? No. Get the hell out.

00:08:30Um, these are ours. Sorry.

00:08:34Um, that too.

00:08:36Thanks.

00:08:38Well, uh, hold it, hold it.

00:08:42You're good to go.

00:08:44You can never be too sure with hobos.

00:08:49Jeez.

00:08:51Jeez.

00:08:53At least she's been such a bitch since I broke up with her.

00:08:55I thought she broke up with you.

00:08:57Is that what she's been telling people?

00:08:58Forget about her, Neil.

00:08:59Let's not be too hasty, Matt.

00:09:01I mean, breakups are a delicate situation.

00:09:04Like those Russian fabric eggs.

00:09:06It's Fabergé.

00:09:08And no, no, it's not. He dumped her.

00:09:10All right? That egg is smashed. Move on.

00:09:12I think you should re-examine the situation.

00:09:14I mean, it's been like two days since you guys split.

00:09:17About that, yeah.

00:09:19All right, so there's some heated emotions getting in the way of everyone's thinking right now,

00:09:22and you should probably just talk to her.

00:09:24Nah, she just wants to move on.

00:09:26Get her goods and go.

00:09:27I mean, she broke in here.

00:09:29Rash, yes, but if you look past all the raw emotion,

00:09:32you might be able to see what you actually want from all this.

00:09:35Nah, I don't think so.

00:09:37Why did you guys even break up? You two were perfect together.

00:09:41She was... too loud.

00:09:43Tell me about it.

00:09:45Nah, I mean, in bed.

00:09:47What?

00:09:49I wanted to liven things up, so I told her to be louder.

00:09:52Get into it.

00:09:54And?

00:09:55She took it way too far, started yelling and screaming,

00:09:58and really getting into it.

00:10:00Wait, so that's why you used to crank your music?

00:10:02Funny I like those tunes.

00:10:04I'll never listen to Rocky Like a Hurricane the same way again.

00:10:07I told her to tone it down, but she said it was only getting better for her

00:10:10the louder and angrier she got.

00:10:12That's when we started to fight.

00:10:14But before all that, don't you miss being with her?

00:10:17Well...

00:10:18Neil, don't listen to him. Look, you got your own boob tube right here.

00:10:21Yeah, I guess you're right.

00:10:23I mean, I hadn't been spending that much time with you guys while I was with Lisa.

00:10:26Nothing like pizza and TV, right?

00:10:27Yeah, two pizza pies coming right up.

00:10:29Wait, you got pie?

00:10:30No, you douchebag. It's not actually pie.

00:10:33I'm just calling it pizza pie, like the gangsters of old New York used to do.

00:10:36I've never heard of that before.

00:10:38Yeah, me neither. Does anyone still call it that?

00:10:41Does it matter? It's cool, unique.

00:10:43Uncommon, and with good reason.

00:10:45No way. Look, a grinder is a hoagie, it's a footlong, they're all tasty sandwiches.

00:10:49I'm just saying, pizza pie? It doesn't sound that appetizing.

00:10:53Excuse me, I'd like a pizza, put some whipped cream and cheese on it,

00:10:57ooh, and some sprinkles, yum yum.

00:10:59Yeah, it's like cheesecake. Just doesn't sound like you'd ever want to eat it.

00:11:03What do you have against cheesecake?

00:11:04Yeah.

00:11:05Listen to it. Cheese. Cake.

00:11:08Sounds like someone took some fresh gouda and threw it on some crust.

00:11:11I mean, I like cheese and all, but a big honkin' slab of thick gooey just never really tempted me.

00:11:17You do know it's not actually cheese.

00:11:19Well, I know that now, but when I was little, the name was all I had to go on.

00:11:23No, he's right.

00:11:25Bullshit.

00:11:26I'm just saying, a whole cake full of cheese? It sounds a little...

00:11:32What the hell is that?

00:11:34I can't really describe it.

00:11:36You still have it.

00:11:37I boiled it down to an action.

00:11:39What the hell is that? That doesn't say shit to me.

00:11:42Yeah, it does. It's like, uh, too sweet.

00:11:45No, not at all.

00:11:47Yeah, no, it's like when you wipe your brow because it's hot, or you keel over because you're sick.

00:11:51Going like, saying it's too sweet or something.

00:11:55Eric, that's ridiculous.

00:11:56Well, that's what I did.

00:11:58Dude, no wonder Lisa broke up with you. You can't communicate your own fucking thoughts.

00:12:02Hey, that was a low blow. I broke up with her, remember? She's the crazy one.

00:12:06And don't you forget it. I just had to refocus your anger onto her. We're all friends here.

00:12:10Let's get to that TV.

00:12:24So where the hell is Howie? We can't watch TV without him.

00:12:27Did we lose it?

00:12:28Get his whistle.

00:12:31Got it.

00:12:33Come on.

00:12:40I hear him. Again.

00:12:49Found him.

00:12:50Oh, Howie, thank God.

00:12:52How could we ever lose you?

00:12:54Good thing we attached his locator to him just in case.

00:12:56Oh, put this back.

00:12:59No, Eric, in its holder.

00:13:01If we lose that whistle and then Howie again, we're screwed.

00:13:04Okay, okay.

00:13:06Yeah, we'll be back to where we were before, Lisa.

00:13:09Remote-less.

00:13:11And thus TV-less.

00:13:12Remember when we broke a remote and got stuck in the Spanish Home Shopping Network?

00:13:15Ah, sí, sí.

00:13:17Compré Española todo el día, diario.

00:13:19Tuvimos que desenchufar la TV sin tener remoto.

00:13:22¿Listos a mirar TV?

00:13:24Tuvimos que desenchufar la TV sin tener remoto.

00:13:26¿Listos a mirar TV?

00:13:28¡Bonus, baby!

00:13:29I love you, Howie.

00:13:31Look how cute he is.

00:13:32So much better than that dog we wanted.

00:13:34I know.

00:13:35I stole him when I broke up with Lisa.

00:13:37She got him when we were still together.

00:13:39Said she needed something size-wise in her life.

00:13:45Well, fuck her, I stole her remote.

00:13:48Right.

00:13:49Well, anyway, like we said, good thing.

00:13:51It's been a good addition to our family.

00:13:53Jeez, girls are complicated.

00:13:55Yeah, but TV isn't.

00:13:59Or maybe it is.

00:14:01Damn it.

00:14:03No, no, I'll fix it.

00:14:06Yeah, from the sound of it,

00:14:08girls never seem to say what they're thinking.

00:14:10It's like you need some sort of decoder ring to figure it out.

00:14:12Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, you got it.

00:14:16What were you saying there?

00:14:17What was she saying?

00:14:18You seem like a good kid.

00:14:20I think you'll fit in just fine at the National Security Agency.

00:14:23Anyway,

00:14:27here's your first code to break.

00:14:30Did her girl write this?

00:14:32It looks like a breakup note.

00:14:34What?

00:14:36Yeah, it looks like she's trying to break up.

00:14:40Impossible.

00:14:42I've got a supercomputer working on that one for four months.

00:14:45I just read it.

00:14:47No, no, you did much more than that.

00:14:50You're good.

00:14:52Here.

00:14:54Try this one.

00:14:59Looks like she's avoiding sex tonight.

00:15:01It's a common avoidance maneuver.

00:15:03How could we be so blind?

00:15:05Quickly, come with me.

00:15:10Director.

00:15:11What is the meaning of this?

00:15:13The new guy, he's a cryptoanalysis prodigy.

00:15:16He can crack anything.

00:15:18Well, is that so?

00:15:20Let's see if he can crack this.

00:15:27It's a trick.

00:15:28It has to be.

00:15:29What do you mean?

00:15:31A yes or no answer will lead to disaster.

00:15:33This is a question not meant to be answered.

00:15:36Where did you get this?

00:15:38My wife.

00:15:41Well, that was weird.

00:15:43Yeah, it was almost like

00:15:45the television

00:15:46is watching

00:15:47you.

00:15:49Okay.

00:15:51After that, I need something to drink.

00:15:55I'll have an MD.

00:15:56What?

00:15:57Oh, come on, Eric.

00:15:58You lost at the nose game.

00:15:59You're the last person to touch their nose after a request,

00:16:01so you've got to take the walk of shame.

00:16:03What?

00:16:04That's a stupid game.

00:16:05Who came up with that?

00:16:06It's been passed down from generation to generation.

00:16:08It's creation lost to the sands of time.

00:16:10I think it started with Jesus and his apostles.

00:16:12You know who was heavy-handed there.

00:16:13It's an invaluable tool for lazy people with quick hands everywhere.

00:16:16Hey, you know Matt's got the quickest hands around.

00:16:18All those years of solitary practice.

00:16:20Yep, and now you're taking a walk.

00:16:22But I don't...

00:16:23No, sorry, Eric.

00:16:24It's the rules.

00:16:26I just got a no.

00:16:27Why the nose?

00:16:29Well, I think if you stuck your finger up your ass,

00:16:31it would cause a few problems after multiple attempts.

00:16:33Yeah, some real potential for a twisted tootsie roll.

00:16:35What?

00:16:36Wicked.

00:16:37No, no, no.

00:16:38Don't.

00:16:39It is strange.

00:16:41I guess I can understand it, though.

00:16:42Your hand isn't normally near your face,

00:16:43so you've got to be quick if you want to avoid being the last one.

00:16:45Yeah, totally.

00:16:46Hey, don't think I'm going to forget.

00:16:47I'll have an M.D.

00:16:49Ugh, fine.

00:16:56Yeah, there's been a lot of weird, stupid things that have been invented over time.

00:16:59Like this thing.

00:17:00Seriously, who thinks of this shit?

00:17:02Someone missing a finger, I guess.

00:17:04Yeah, but how does everyone even know about that?

00:17:06I mean, before the internet, people were, like, dumb.

00:17:09I don't know.

00:17:10I guess people maybe did it at family gatherings

00:17:12to entertain each other, and then they passed it on or something.

00:17:15Maybe they read it in a newspaper.

00:17:17Yeah, but still, how did that first person figure that out?

00:17:21Luck?

00:17:22I'm not so sure.

00:17:23I think one guy was just puffing on some wacky weed,

00:17:25shoved his thumb between his fingers,

00:17:26and figured out pulling his finger off.

00:17:28I mean, people like that are really into weird, trippy shit like this.

00:17:31Yeah, tell me about it.

00:17:32I used to have this one friend who smoked a lot of dope,

00:17:34and one day when he was at his usual Chinese buffet,

00:17:36he thought he could understand what the workers were saying.

00:17:38He called me up and said,

00:17:40What?

00:17:41Turns out the workers were trying to learn Spanish,

00:17:43and my friend was a fluent Spanish translator.

00:17:45Huh, people these days.

00:17:47Well, whoever figured that out was probably related to this guy.

00:17:50Yeah, that one's a classic, wherever it came from.

00:17:54At least I never knew about that one.

00:17:56Oh, God, not her again.

00:17:57Look, just let that slut go.

00:17:59Sorry, man, I've just been thinking about her.

00:18:01She's been acting really weird lately.

00:18:03I mean, I guess I can understand her breaking and entering,

00:18:06but bringing that smelly hobo in here?

00:18:08Just let it go, alright?

00:18:10I mean, once you realize you're better off living the life of a bachelor,

00:18:13you'll be living the high life, like me.

00:18:15You'll be getting drinks served to you, watch all sorts of great TV.

00:18:18You'll be one with...

00:18:19Don't say universe.

00:18:20I was gonna say couch.

00:18:23Yeah, I guess you're right.

00:18:24I mean, what do you think about her bringing that hobo in here?

00:18:27I mean, he could have left some germs behind or something.

00:18:29Don't you think it's a little weird that she tried to make it seem like he was her boyfriend?

00:18:32I don't know.

00:18:33I thought it was weirder that we missed him.

00:18:35The second time.

00:18:36Eric, where's that drink?

00:18:38You can't have pizza pie without a cold MD.

00:18:40Yeah, it's coming.

00:18:45Are you gonna answer that?

00:18:47Nope.

00:18:48What if it's important?

00:18:49Well, if it's important, they'll call back.

00:18:51You're not even gonna screen it?

00:18:53Waste of time? I know I'm not gonna answer it.

00:18:57See? Problem solved.

00:19:02No way, dude.

00:19:03There's only two of us here. You can't do that.

00:19:05Besides, you're closer. Can't deny that.

00:19:11Geez, remind me never to call you if I ever go to prison.

00:19:15Hello?

00:19:16Oh, hey, Scott.

00:19:18Yeah, we're all here.

00:19:20Lisa's on the prowl.

00:19:22I don't know.

00:19:23I don't know.

00:19:25I don't know.

00:19:27I don't care.

00:19:29Yeah, okay. See ya.

00:19:32What did he want?

00:19:33He's on his way over.

00:19:34What for?

00:19:35I don't know.

00:19:36Does he want to watch TV?

00:19:37I don't know.

00:19:38Well, when's he gonna be here?

00:19:40I don't know.

00:19:41What if Lisa sees him?

00:19:42I don't care.

00:19:43Geez, what do you know?

00:19:44I'm fucking thirsty and someone owes me a drink. Eric!

00:19:47Yeah, it's coming.

00:19:48But I found something, though.

00:19:50Some sort of doll.

00:19:51You mean one of your action figures?

00:19:53Hey, those are collectible.

00:19:54And no, this is definitely a doll.

00:19:56It looks like some kind of voodoo doll.

00:19:59Ah, geez, look at this thing.

00:20:01Lisa must have left it here.

00:20:03It looks kind of like Neil.

00:20:05Why would you even start something like that?

00:20:07Yeah, it does look like him.

00:20:08You too, Eric?

00:20:09No, really. It looks just like you.

00:20:11It's pretty beat up, too.

00:20:12What?

00:20:13It looks like the arms have been stabbed.

00:20:15Oh, my God.

00:20:16And it looks like the head's been reattached.

00:20:18It can't be.

00:20:19Right here where the heart used to be is now a twizzler.

00:20:22Well, that's not that bad.

00:20:23It's black licorice.

00:20:24Sheesh.

00:20:25Well, that's not that bad.

00:20:26It's black licorice.

00:20:27She is psychotic.

00:20:28I wonder if it works.

00:20:33Oh, my God, it's working.

00:20:35It's kind of making him kiss his own ass.

00:20:37No, you schmuck.

00:20:38I was just messing with you.

00:20:39Do you think that thing actually works?

00:20:41Well, it might have.

00:20:42I mean, remember that one day

00:20:43we had to reattach a decapitated head?

00:20:45It's just like this voodoo doll.

00:20:47You can't be serious.

00:20:49Oh, wait, that was a dream I had.

00:20:52You dream about me?

00:20:54It's okay, Matt.

00:20:55I dream about you guys, too.

00:20:57I don't dream about you guys.

00:20:59Wait, what do you dream about?

00:21:01Just, you know, the three of us living together.

00:21:03Forever.

00:21:04I love it here.

00:21:05That's fucking creepy, dude.

00:21:07Well, you dream about Neil's head being cut off.

00:21:08I don't dream about any of you.

00:21:12There, there, we weren't fighting.

00:21:14There, there, Howie.

00:21:15We're upsetting him.

00:21:16I think he'll be okay.

00:21:18He knows we're friends.

00:21:19It's not a real person, Eric.

00:21:21I'm just making the point that Lisa's a crazy psycho bitch

00:21:23with her Neil dolls.

00:21:24What, by talking to the remote?

00:21:26By luring him back to the couch with the seductive calls of Howie.

00:21:28It's TV that'll never do you wrong.

00:21:30I'm sure she's just venting or something.

00:21:32You know, taking her anger out in non-harmful ways.

00:21:35I'm sure she's hurt that you guys broke up.

00:21:37She might even be trying to patch things up.

00:21:39Patch things up?

00:21:40What, like my head back to my torso?

00:21:42Eric, Lisa clearly wants this guy dead.

00:21:44I don't know about that.

00:21:46Anger is her form of communication.

00:21:48Unconventional?

00:21:49Yeah, but it's been consistent since the breakup.

00:21:53What I see is that she's planning something bigger.

00:21:55I keep thinking she can't handle this breakup the way I can.

00:21:59I think I need to do something about this.

00:22:01See, there's a problem right there.

00:22:02You're thinking about things.

00:22:04We all know the cure for thinking, don't we, boys?

00:22:06TV.

00:22:09It happens here every Friday night.

00:22:11Yeah.

00:22:12Ted over here is going to help us out with this operation.

00:22:14You ready, Ted?

00:22:16Yeah.

00:22:17Let's do this. Come on.

00:22:18All right.

00:22:20Guys, they think it's some kind of game.

00:22:22Let's see.

00:22:26Hey, guys.

00:22:28Ted, what are you doing here?

00:22:30Ted, your character died.

00:22:32Flagroth, the wizard mage, died and left the dragon.

00:22:34Go, go, go.

00:22:35Everyone freeze.

00:22:36Everybody freeze.

00:22:37What?

00:22:38What's going on?

00:22:39What's this?

00:22:40What? Nothing.

00:22:41I don't have anything.

00:22:42What do you want?

00:22:43Give me that.

00:22:44What?

00:22:45Give me that.

00:22:46Dice.

00:22:47That's a felony, man.

00:22:48Oh, my God.

00:22:49It's a felony.

00:22:50No.

00:22:51You can't have them.

00:22:52I need them.

00:22:53Okay.

00:22:54I'm coming downtown with you, man.

00:22:55What?

00:22:56I'm coming downtown.

00:22:57You're making me sick.

00:22:58Oh, my God.

00:22:59Oh, my God.

00:23:00My mom's going to kill me.

00:23:05Well, that was interestingly bad.

00:23:09Man, TV's been sucking recently.

00:23:11It seems like our society is degenerating into a populace

00:23:13that's only interested in lower and lower forms of entertainment.

00:23:16That's perpetuating the devolution of our culture.

00:23:21Wow, that was really sophisticated, though, dude.

00:23:23Yeah, right on the back of the cereal box.

00:23:25Wow, what kind of cereal do you eat?

00:23:27Philosophicos.

00:23:29Wow.

00:23:30I was kidding, you douchebag.

00:23:33I have to disagree with you, Matt.

00:23:35I'm sure he's a douchebag.

00:23:36I think he meant about the TV sucking, Matt.

00:23:38Here.

00:23:39Let me show you the TV's not completely down the tubes.

00:23:42Careful with them.

00:23:43Soft hands.

00:23:44There's got to be some quality stuff on here to watch.

00:23:45Oh, I wouldn't doubt it.

00:23:46TV's got all sorts of hidden gems.

00:23:48You probably won't find much, though.

00:23:49Most of it's pretty crappy.

00:23:50I don't know, Matt.

00:23:51We've had some great times in here together.

00:23:53Do us proud, Neil.

00:23:54Good luck.

00:23:56Balls, balls, balls.

00:23:58We've got all sorts of balls.

00:23:59Big balls, little balls, yellow balls, frizzy balls, black balls, blue balls, ugly balls, blue balls, salty balls.

00:24:04Did I mention blue balls?

00:24:05Everyone loves balls.

00:24:06Have we got a deal for you.

00:24:08Buy a ball, get a ball.

00:24:09Come in for a pair today at Big Al's Big Balls Emporium.

00:24:15QED.

00:24:16Wow.

00:24:17Betrayed by our own TV.

00:24:20How could this be?

00:24:21Oh, it's pretty simple.

00:24:22I mean, people are subjected to many forms of entertainment,

00:24:24and all the new forms have to push the risque limits in order to garner the most attention.

00:24:28It's a recipe for disaster.

00:24:30No, I mean about you being right.

00:24:32You're almost never right, especially about how your precious TV is losing its luster.

00:24:35Well, you tend to look past it and enjoy it for what it is.

00:24:38I don't know, guys.

00:24:39There's still some good stuff out there.

00:24:41Like this hit new superhero show my internet blogging sites keep talking about.

00:24:44This better not be another one of your stupid Asian cartoons.

00:24:47Matt, it's called anime, and no, this isn't.

00:24:50Yeah, good, because I don't think I could take another five minutes of anime lines,

00:24:53overexpressions, and senseless emphasis.

00:24:56What?

00:24:57Oh, come on. Every anime is,

00:24:58Hello! How are you doing?

00:25:00Well, it's none of that.

00:25:01Yeah, we'll see.

00:25:02Heads up.

00:25:04Nice catch.

00:25:05Wouldn't want to hurt your precious baby.

00:25:07Hey.

00:25:09That's all of our babies.

00:25:11Okay, so...

00:25:13Ugh.

00:25:15For Christ's sake.

00:25:22Hello?

00:25:24Hi.

00:25:25Yep.

00:25:27Mm-hmm.

00:25:29Right here.

00:25:33It's Lisa.

00:25:34Lisa!

00:25:35Yes, Neil.

00:25:36You still have more of my stuff.

00:25:39Don't play coy, Neil. I know you're there.

00:25:44It was a wrong number.

00:25:46It was Lisa.

00:25:48Oh, she's seriously going to do this?

00:25:51How about that show, Eric?

00:25:53No way. I refuse to have my entertainment sphere be penetrated by this psycho.

00:25:56Either you settle this, or I will.

00:25:58Maybe it's not even her.

00:26:01See?

00:26:03Oh, that is it.

00:26:06Lisa, you're being permanently disconnected.

00:26:09Oh, man.

00:26:11I always wanted to have a bitch in one line like that.

00:26:13Oh, that settles that.

00:26:15That was extreme.

00:26:17Hey, she had it coming.

00:26:19Why do you always have to be the beaver in Neil's dam, Matt?

00:26:22You've been causing a lot of problems lately.

00:26:25Where did you come up with this stuff, Eric? I was actually pretty...

00:26:32He never answers the first one.

00:26:34Just waiting it out.

00:26:36There.

00:26:39This is something else.

00:26:41I swear to God.

00:26:43Neil? What?

00:26:45No, wait. Lisa has my phone.

00:26:48Good call. I'm proud of you.

00:26:50Just turned it off.

00:26:52I hate when my dome is assaulted.

00:26:54This is why girls are the root of all evil.

00:26:56Let's just get to that show.

00:26:58Maybe you should just talk to her. She has been very forward.

00:27:01Eric!

00:27:02Yeah, okay.

00:27:04This is the College Crew.

00:27:07Fratman with a stomach of infinite capacity.

00:27:12Lane with the power of social invisibility.

00:27:18Has a car, lad.

00:27:20Who has a car?

00:27:24And Amazo with the power of telekinesis.

00:27:33Wow, what an awful show.

00:27:35Yeah, why aren't any good superheroes made anymore?

00:27:38It can't be the classic superheroes, like Batman.

00:27:41Please, are you kidding me? Batman?

00:27:43Come on, he wasn't that bad. Don't give me shit about Batman.

00:27:45He's not a real superhero. He's got a lot of money.

00:27:48He keeps a small boy in a cave.

00:27:50Well, that's true. He did keep a small boy in a cave.

00:27:53But he was a dark hero, bound to service by the events of his childhood.

00:27:56That's not even the fucking problem.

00:27:58He's basically Sherlock Holmes without the cool accent.

00:28:00I'm gonna fight crime by being a detective.

00:28:02Yeah, that's cool.

00:28:03Oh, please, who's your superhero?

00:28:05Spider-Man.

00:28:06The semen slinger?

00:28:07Spider-Man's kind of cool, I guess.

00:28:09At least he actually has superpowers.

00:28:11Peter Parker's original conception was to make science cool and relate to other teenagers.

00:28:15He was a high school student and he dealt with everyday problems.

00:28:18I could totally see that happening.

00:28:20No, originally Peter Parker was a jock with brains.

00:28:23Totally not happening.

00:28:25At least Batman's a hero that you can go around saying,

00:28:27with a little hard work and studying, I can be him someday.

00:28:30You can spend the rest of your life looking for a radioactive beetle.

00:28:33Radioactive beetle.

00:28:35Batman couldn't even keep his villains under control.

00:28:37It's a nice job security, if you ask me.

00:28:39What?

00:28:40A corporate entity such as Wayne Enterprises must have had a hand in sales,

00:28:42such as security devices to shipping and construction.

00:28:45Making sure his villains weren't truly locked away forever,

00:28:47Batman had a pretty good guarantee that Gotham would be facing some tough times ahead.

00:28:51He'd be making profit repairing all the destruction caused by his publicly hated thorns,

00:28:55meanwhile ensuring a positive life for Batman and a financial foothold for Wayne Enterprises.

00:28:59Do you think Batman actually expects his villains to escape?

00:29:01Totally. If he's so technologically advanced,

00:29:03how come each of his villains has escaped like a hundred times?

00:29:06Well, they have to keep the cast of characters relatively contained,

00:29:08but people love seeing some of their favorite villains.

00:29:10Sure, and Bruce Wayne profits from it all.

00:29:12I mean, if you're here as the almighty dollar, then B-money's your man.

00:29:15Well, what about Superman, guys? He's always been my hero.

00:29:18Okay, talk about lame.

00:29:20Yeah, totally, come on. Man of steel, truth, justice, and the American way.

00:29:24The only real American way is Captain America. It's in his fucking title.

00:29:27Yeah, Superman's way too damn powerful to be a good hero.

00:29:30Plus, we should do what we do with all illegal aliens and throw them out of the country.

00:29:33Superman's character is all about the social struggles of being different.

00:29:37Yeah, but he looks great in a fly in his jack-beyond-belief.

00:29:39Oh, yeah, that's totally a social outcast.

00:29:42And yet everything is such a huge struggle for his super strength, too.

00:29:45Like, he can stop a meteor from falling at 500 miles an hour,

00:29:48but he has trouble lifting a fucking car?

00:29:50I mean, it's like super strength is the ability to be just strong enough for a given task.

00:29:54What a crock of shit.

00:29:55Yeah, totally.

00:29:56I kind of like your show, Eric. College kids don't really act like that.

00:30:02Yeah, though, I could use an M.D.

00:30:05I'll drive.

00:30:08TV to myself.

00:30:10Eric, hold the fort. And if Lisa comes around again, call the cops.

00:30:13Jeez, dude, why you gotta keep bringing her up? You can never be too careful.

00:30:17No one hangs up on me!

00:30:19Ah! She's still here!

00:30:22Shit, dude.

00:30:23What do we do? What do we do?

00:30:25Why didn't you feel her with your sense?

00:30:27I don't know.

00:30:28Shut up, Eric.

00:30:29We can't go out there now. Not with her watching and waiting.

00:30:32Lisa, what do you want?

00:30:33Do you want me to say it in front of everyone? You know what I want.

00:30:39No, I don't. That's why I asked you.

00:30:41No, don't be stupid. You're not over here.

00:30:44I, uh, I think she saw you guys.

00:30:47Neil, just open the door!

00:30:49Don't try.

00:30:50I'm all right, Neil. I'm all right. Open the door.

00:30:55I'm all right, Neil. Open the door. I just want to talk. I'm all right.

00:30:59Open the door. I'm all right.

00:31:02Neil, open the door. I just want to talk. I'm all right.

00:31:07Come on, please?

00:31:09Neil?

00:31:10No, no, no. Wait, man. I've seen this shit before. Don't do it.

00:31:12Neil, just open the door. I just want to talk. I'm all right.

00:31:15Is she serious? What if she just wants to talk?

00:31:17No way, man. It's just a lure. All praying animals have one.

00:31:20She's just trying to lull you into a false sense of security.

00:31:22Then she's going to put a fucking axe in your head.

00:31:24Come on, man. You don't need this. Let's go.

00:31:34Neil! Don't ignore me!

00:31:36I think I should go talk to her.

00:31:37No, no, no. You don't need to, all right?

00:31:39I don't think you should listen to him, Neil.

00:31:41Yeah? Listen to this.

00:31:47Hey, there. I'm Steve, and this is Travels with Steve.

00:31:50On today's adventure, we're going to tell you all about beautiful Wistermass.

00:31:54Get out of here.

00:32:00She's like a zombie or something, hanging around our door.

00:32:02No way. A zombie would be smarter. Better looking, too.

00:32:05Guys, zombies don't exist.

00:32:07Oh, yeah? That's what I thought.

00:32:09I don't know what you're talking about.

00:32:11I don't know what you're talking about.

00:32:13I don't know what you're talking about.

00:32:15Zombies don't exist.

00:32:16Oh, yeah? That's what the government wants you to think.

00:32:18Impossible.

00:32:19You know, Ignaz is a zombie's greatest ally. Knowledge, their worst enemy.

00:32:23So you're trying to tell us that the Walking Dead are real?

00:32:26Why wouldn't they be? I mean, think about it.

00:32:28There's hundreds of thousands of undiscovered plant and animal life out there in the world.

00:32:31What's to say the Walking Dead isn't one of them?

00:32:33Science. An organism that survives without the need for oxygen?

00:32:36Evolution at its finest.

00:32:37Animating a dead body?

00:32:39Shutting down a currently functioning one by attacking the central part of the brain.

00:32:42Restarting it as a shell of its former self using electrical impulses already hardwired in all of us.

00:32:47Craving for human flesh?

00:32:48A myth. A source of energy isn't needed by the virus.

00:32:51Though the hunt for living flesh is an unfortunate byproduct of it.

00:32:54No way. Zombies aren't threatening. I can power walk faster than them.

00:32:57Oh, yeah? A zombie's power, unlike the mythical vampire or otherwise, is in its numbers, not the individual.

00:33:02Their tirelessness and their sheer volume is what makes them so terrifying.

00:33:06If you were confronted with one Zed, I'd hope you'd win, but now consider this entire block.

00:33:11Even this whole city, infested.

00:33:13What would you do? Where would you go?

00:33:15I, um... I'd go home. I live in the country.

00:33:19Okay. Now consider the psychological threat.

00:33:22What if your father, your mother, or even your best friend became infected?

00:33:26How would you kill that?

00:33:28The constant beating, banging, barraging on the door.

00:33:33Disturbing you while you eat, sleep, or watch TV.

00:33:36Stop it! You're scaring me.

00:33:38There, there, Eric. Just trying to save you now while I can.

00:33:42I'll take your mind off it.

00:33:55The most terrifying thing is happening in your bed.

00:34:02In the shower.

00:34:04No matter where you run, you're going to be...

00:34:08...f***ed by fear!

00:34:12You're not that scared... for a chick.

00:34:16Summer 2012!

00:34:19The tall ones carve from the bottom of one's wing, and the rest is marble.

00:34:22The not-so-tall ones are marbles.

00:34:24The giant crabs are everywhere! Everyone, run for your lives! Run!

00:34:31I think that slut Lisa is infected or something.

00:34:33Isn't that that Kramer I mentioned?

00:34:35Hey, that's not nice.

00:34:36Hey, I'm just saying, maybe she's some sort of demon zombie...

00:34:38...who craves pissing off her ex-boyfriend and his TV-watching friends!

00:34:41No! I mean, calling her a... a slut.

00:34:45I don't think that's really nice of you.

00:34:47Sorry, dude, but it comes with the territory.

00:34:49I mean, she was the one who decided to go all uber-bitch.

00:34:51She can take her title with her.

00:34:53Neil, I'm sure you don't think calling her a...

00:34:55...is right an ex-girlfriend or not.

00:34:57I don't know. I think she slept with about 12 guys. I think.

00:35:01I never really asked her that.

00:35:03I guess that's kind of slutty if you care about that sort of thing.

00:35:06Yeah, see? Total slut.

00:35:07It's not like she, I don't know, sucked 37 dicks or anything.

00:35:10Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's completely different.

00:35:12Come on, guys. This... this isn't right.

00:35:14What do you mean?

00:35:15You're saying that sucking 37 dicks isn't as slutty as sleeping with 12 guys?

00:35:18Totally not.

00:35:19No way.

00:35:20No way.

00:35:21Eric, 37 dicks or 12 guys, which is sluttier?

00:35:24I don't feel comfortable talking about this, guys.

00:35:26Come on, douchebag. Man up and answer the question.

00:35:28Well, I mean...

00:35:30...sexual intercourse is something special shared between two lovers...

00:35:33...and it shouldn't be entered in too lightly.

00:35:35I think if a girl is just throwing herself around like that...

00:35:38...well then, she's not a very good-willed girl.

00:35:41I can see what you mean.

00:35:43It's just... 37 dicks is a lot of dick.

00:35:47I don't think the term slut should be thrown around like a nickname.

00:35:50You think slut? You think sex?

00:35:5212 guys? Total slut.

00:35:53This is like what? 21? 22?

00:35:5523!

00:35:56Right. 23.

00:35:57Right. 23.

00:35:58So let's say she gets her first lay when she's 18.

00:36:00That's like 3 guys per year. Total slut.

00:36:02Well, by that method, let's say she was a teeny bopper...

00:36:04...and started experimenting when she was 15.

00:36:06With 37 dicks, that's 5 d per y.

00:36:08D per y?

00:36:09Yeah, d per y. Dicks per year.

00:36:11Huh.

00:36:12That's not even considering her relationship spans.

00:36:14Even if she wasn't sucking other dick during relationships...

00:36:17...an average relationship span of, say, 6 months...

00:36:20...the frequency of dicks has to go up when she's single...

00:36:22...in order to maintain that 5 d per y.

00:36:26Oh.

00:36:27I feel awful when I think of it like that.

00:36:30At least I never did anything like that, though.

00:36:32I was just saying that to prove my point.

00:36:34That was a mouthful.

00:36:36You guys are awful saying things like that.

00:36:39Man, that is a lot of dick. I might have to rethink this one.

00:36:42Man.

00:36:44I could use a drink.

00:36:46Yeah, me too.

00:36:49What are you doing?

00:36:50Not getting my drink.

00:36:52Yeah, but you started with your hand on your nose.

00:36:54That's the game.

00:36:55No, that's total disqualification.

00:36:57You can't start with your finger on your nose.

00:36:59What? Why?

00:37:00Because then you could just never have to get your own stuff.

00:37:02You get an advantage being the asker, but that's it.

00:37:05Sorry, dude.

00:37:06I'll have an M.D.

00:37:07What?

00:37:08Punishment for your crime against humanity.

00:37:10Humanity?

00:37:11Gotta make an example out of this one.

00:37:13Sorry, Eric.

00:37:14You know, Matt, it seems like I'm always getting you a drink.

00:37:17But someday, somebody else is gonna get mine.

00:37:20Yeah, gotta pick your battles, man.

00:37:25Fuck.

00:37:32Hey!

00:37:33Hey, nothing.

00:37:34No, really. I think Lisa's gone.

00:37:36Again? Maybe it's for good this time.

00:37:40She can't really be gone.

00:37:42Why don't you go check?

00:37:43I can't.

00:37:44Why not?

00:37:45She might do something dumb when you sell the voodoo doll.

00:37:48Maybe you're overthinking the situation.

00:37:50Your fear seems out of place.

00:37:52You want to get my head cut off?

00:37:54Look, Neil, you want her gone, but you're concerned that she is.

00:37:57Why don't you reassess the situation and then talk to her?

00:38:00Neil, don't listen to this douchebag.

00:38:01Alright, we've had so much fun today, just kicking back and watching TV.

00:38:04It's like I said, girls are high maintenance and dangerous no matter who they are.

00:38:07It's for the better.

00:38:08Yeah, but...

00:38:09Yeah, but you can work, come home, and watch TV.

00:38:11We can make fun of Eric together.

00:38:12It's worked for me and life is great.

00:38:14Yeah, but don't you want more?

00:38:15Hell no.

00:38:16I know to go and get more just leads you down a troublesome trail.

00:38:19I'd rather stick with what works.

00:38:20Look, you tried to track down the love life path and now you're shitting bricks because of it.

00:38:23So you know what?

00:38:24Come back to the couch.

00:38:25Your seat's getting cold.

00:38:26Neil, just check.

00:38:28Lisa's been at this for some time now.

00:38:30Give her a chance.

00:38:31Trust me, there might still be some electricity left in this one.

00:38:35Don't even listen to Eric on this one, man, alright?

00:38:37It'll only be a minute.

00:38:40I'm telling you, dude.

00:38:41Security surrounds this couch.

00:38:42I know it for certain.

00:38:44See you in a bit.

00:38:47I'll wait here.

00:38:50Alright.

00:39:17Lisa!

00:39:18Neil!

00:39:19What are you doing?

00:39:20You weren't going to cut that cord, were you?

00:39:21And why not?

00:39:22Do you want to shock yourself to death?

00:39:24At this point I'd let you if it wasn't powering our TV.

00:39:26Oh, of course, your precious TV.

00:39:28Jeez, Neil, you've really taken a turn for the worse without me.

00:39:32What the hell is wrong with you?

00:39:33You've still got some of my stuff.

00:39:36I was getting to that.

00:39:37You'll get it.

00:39:38I just want to be alone.

00:39:40We are alone.

00:39:41That's not what I meant.

00:39:42We want to watch TV in peace.

00:39:43Is that it?

00:39:44Is that what you're going to do with yourself?

00:39:46Just get a decent job and sit and settle?

00:39:48I want more.

00:39:49You should know what my ambitions are.

00:39:50Then get more.

00:39:51It's not going to come to you in some song and dance.

00:39:54And those buffoons in there aren't going to help you.

00:39:57Well, Matt isn't at least.

00:39:59Those are my friends in there.

00:40:00Well, you have to understand that there comes a time in life

00:40:03when you have to start making decisions for yourself.

00:40:06What choice are you going to make?

00:40:07You're not going to make me do this, are you?

00:40:09Dammit, Neil, if not now, then when?

00:40:11Well, I'm certainly not going to choose you.

00:40:13You're crazy.

00:40:14That wasn't the option.

00:40:15We're over, remember?

00:40:16Yeah.

00:40:17Good thing, too.

00:40:18You say that like it was some sort of prison sentence.

00:40:20Well, I sure as hell feel free now.

00:40:22Dammit, Neil, why are you siding with them?

00:40:24I didn't even say anything about them.

00:40:26You didn't have to.

00:40:27I came out here to talk to you.

00:40:28No, you came out here to save your precious TV time.

00:40:31What, are you just watching the Spanish shopping channel again?

00:40:35No, we got a long stick.

00:40:37Well, I'm not leaving until I get what's mine.

00:40:41I know you're keeping them.

00:40:43We want you to leave.

00:40:44Why are you being such a bitch?

00:40:46Me?

00:40:47Didn't Matt send you down here to get rid of me?

00:40:50No, I came out here on my own.

00:40:52Liar.

00:40:53You can't make a decision for yourself, Neil.

00:40:56You've got to have someone lead you around,

00:40:58or you'll just hang around and venge.

00:41:01Hell, you've got a poor reason for hanging around here.

00:41:04Dammit, I thought this was going to resolve something.

00:41:06Just give me my stuff, and we'll solve this issue.

00:41:09You're so damn possessive.

00:41:10Don't just walk away from me.

00:41:12What do you want me to do?

00:41:13You want your stuff?

00:41:14You've already taken everything else that's mine.

00:41:15Isn't that good enough for you?

00:41:16No, not at all.

00:41:18What do you even want them for, anyway?

00:41:21You just want an excuse to stay here, don't you?

00:41:23Yeah, you wish.

00:41:25You're just trying to get me to lead through reverse psychology.

00:41:27Well, it's not going to work.

00:41:29What did I ever see in you?

00:41:30Don't sell a relationship so short.

00:41:32You couldn't enjoy it for what it was worth, remember?

00:41:36Be louder.

00:41:38Yeah, you certainly took a liking to that, didn't you?

00:41:40God, you're an asshole.

00:41:42I'm really rubbing off on you.

00:41:43Yeah, well, you're crazy.

00:41:45I told you, don't just walk away from me.

00:41:48Watch me.

00:41:49Go to hell!

00:41:56So what do you think?

00:41:57Is it going to work out?

00:41:59I think you should get mad at the drink.

00:42:00Told you, dude.

00:42:01Total bitch, huh?

00:42:02Neil, don't give up on her yet.

00:42:04If you're trying to pass things up, Eric, you're a fool.

00:42:07You're just overly concerned with what everyone else thinks of her.

00:42:10She can't hate you.

00:42:11She's doing everything in her power to bug the hell out of us.

00:42:14She keeps a massacre doll of me.

00:42:16She must really hate me.

00:42:23Welcome back, dude.

00:42:24Damn it, Matt.

00:42:25Hey, I told you.

00:42:26Stability.

00:42:27I can assure you that she'll never treat you wrong.

00:42:29I don't know.

00:42:30I just can't help the feeling that Lisa's plotting something bigger.

00:42:33It's not like she's going to blow up the apartment with her brain or anything.

00:42:36I guess so.

00:42:37What do you think Eric's on to, anyway?

00:42:39Probably just some Asian love-hate theory of his.

00:42:41Like those animes he watches.

00:42:43Oh, look.

00:42:44Here comes the matchmaker now.

00:42:46How do they make it so green?

00:42:48What?

00:42:49Your drink.

00:42:50How do they make it so green?

00:42:51It's like the ooze from Ninja Turtles.

00:42:54You know, I always thought drinking MD would make me a turtle.

00:42:59A turtle.

00:43:01Not a martial artist.

00:43:02A turtle.

00:43:03Yeah, I think you'd be evolving the wrong way if you turned into a turtle.

00:43:06Well, then again, for you, that might be an improvement.

00:43:08Did you guys know that the creators of the Turtles took cheese graters

00:43:11and they put them on an ant and swung it around?

00:43:13And that's how they came up with the idea for Shredder.

00:43:15Isn't that what your blogs tell you?

00:43:17Wiki.

00:43:18Oh, right. My second guess.

00:43:20You live on those websites, Eric, and yet you stay culturally ignorant and socially dense.

00:43:24Huh?

00:43:25Wonder who went in to fight between the Power Rangers and the Ninja Turtles.

00:43:28Rangers?

00:43:29Turtles?

00:43:30I'm just surprised you know who the Power Rangers are.

00:43:32Well, it did start out as a Japanese show called Super Sentai Series.

00:43:35That's right. You're an Asian kid stuck in an American body.

00:43:38How could I forget? You're such an Asia-erican.

00:43:40What?

00:43:41Asia-erican.

00:43:42An American kid so enveloped in Asian culture that he forgets his own roots.

00:43:45It's people like you that allow the teriyaki flood to come rushing into our country.

00:43:49From food to fashion to entertainment.

00:43:51What, is America not good enough for you?

00:43:53You don't like our cheeseburgers and our fast cars?

00:43:55That's a bit harsh, man.

00:43:57It wouldn't be a fair fight anyway. I mean, there's only four turtles and five Power Rangers.

00:44:01No, it'd still be a fair fight. They got two girls and just basically one dude.

00:44:04Turtles would still win.

00:44:06No way, dude. The Rangers are way better.

00:44:08Dude, they're basically just different nationalities wearing different colored spandex and talking to a giant fucking floating head.

00:44:13Oh, because talking to a giant rat is cooler than that.

00:44:15Hey, a genetically altered rat who knows martial arts, you can't beat that.

00:44:18They are better trained and more hardcore than the Rainbow Crew.

00:44:21Well, what about the Megazord?

00:44:23Alright, look. Every Power Rangers episode is the same damn formula.

00:44:26One, there's a normal human problem. Billy's got homework. Or Kimberly chipped a nail. Oh no! Whatever.

00:44:31Two, some big beastie comes down from outer space and gets fought by the Power Rangers.

00:44:34Three, the creature gets fucking gigantic.

00:44:36Four, the Rangers call out the Megazord and they go all Godzilla on the city, causing millions in structural and collateral damage.

00:44:42And five, they finally get around to beating the monster and somehow manage to translate their success back to the problem at the beginning of the episode.

00:44:48Why do they always repeat? There's no way they can beat the better trained turtles.

00:44:51Well, the pattern is because the American show is comprised of footage from the original Japanese series.

00:44:56Ah, he's right.

00:44:57Bullshit.

00:44:58No, really. Go back and watch the show. They were smart to use helmets to conceal the actors.

00:45:01The American show just cannibalized the footage from the Japanese one.

00:45:04Going all Godzilla was just a result of the Japanese audiences loving that man in a rubber suit type stuff.

00:45:09The Yellow Ranger was originally a dude in Japan. That's why she didn't wear a skirt.

00:45:13Whatever. They still couldn't beat the turtles.

00:45:15But they had the Megazord!

00:45:16Oh, so you're assuming they can use everything at their disposal?

00:45:18Of course they'd fucking win. They'd fucking stomp the turtles with their huge fucking robot.

00:45:22Turtles had a blimp?

00:45:23Shut up, Eric!

00:45:24They'd be like pitting a meat-covered baby against a pit bull.

00:45:28So they would win.

00:45:29Shut up, Eric.

00:45:31Get my pocket knife out of here.

00:45:34What the hell?

00:45:35Oh, no, that's a midget knife.

00:45:37Yeah, that's a knife.

00:45:39Dude, it's a tower.

00:45:41Seriously, a tower.

00:45:42You don't see that every day.

00:45:44A tower.

00:45:45A medieval tower.

00:45:46Can you imagine this with cannons and knights and shit?

00:45:50Jesus Christ, how did you ever become a doctor?

00:45:54Little boys in your veins.

00:45:55Yeah, yeah.

00:45:57Fight the fight. I'll fight the fight.

00:45:59I live for nothing. I die for greed.

00:46:01Greed!

00:46:03I gave you an Oscar-winning performance last time, and now you come around and chase me with a camera.

00:46:08Now I know what it feels like to have the paparazzi chase you around because you're so damn popular.

00:46:14This is XL.

00:46:15Yo, yo, yo, my man.

00:46:17This is XL.

00:46:18Yo, yo, yo, my main man, Luke, here, sporting a 1960 pre-Cold War short stack.

00:46:23He's been suffering with his crude cue for some time.

00:46:26Watch what happens when we take his limb locker and turn it into a pimp locker.

00:46:31Oh, shit.

00:46:32Is that my locker?

00:46:33No, that...

00:46:34Is that my locker?

00:46:35Oh, my...

00:46:36Is that my...

00:46:37That is my locker.

00:46:38Oh, shit.

00:46:39Oh, my God.

00:46:40Oh, motherfucker.

00:46:41Oh, man.

00:46:42It's so...

00:46:43Check out the spinners.

00:46:44The spinners.

00:46:45Oh, my God.

00:46:46Oh, shit.

00:46:47Oh, shit.

00:46:48Yeah.

00:46:49Yeah.

00:46:50Oh, yeah.

00:46:51Oh, my God.

00:46:52Oh, man.

00:46:53It's so beautiful.

00:46:54I just want to rub up against it.

00:46:55Oh, it's...

00:46:56Oh, it's amazing.

00:46:57It's so...

00:46:58Oh, jeez.

00:46:59Oh, my God.

00:47:00Oh, my God.

00:47:01Oh, the honeys are going to be wanting to put their books in my locker.

00:47:02Oh, yeah.

00:47:03Oh, shit.

00:47:04Oh, yeah.

00:47:05It's the only way I can get through today.

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00:48:42Just relax, be happy for once.

00:48:45Matt, were you just-

00:48:46Shh!

00:48:48Uh-oh, shit!

00:48:52She's coming in.

00:48:53Do something.

00:48:54You don't want me to do anything.

00:48:56Lock the door!

00:48:57It is locked!

00:48:58Grayson!

00:48:59Come on, Eric, help!

00:49:01I don't want to impede their luck.

00:49:05Eric!

00:49:06I thought you said this was locked!

00:49:07Ah, I thought it would locked.

00:49:09Guys, it is locked.

00:49:10I locked it!

00:49:11The door is clearly not locked!

00:49:13God, fucking door!

00:49:15Fucking slumlord!

00:49:19Dammit, Lisa, just go away!

00:49:21You guys, it's just me!

00:49:22Scott?

00:49:25Jeez, what the hell was that about?

00:49:27Sorry, I forgot you were coming.

00:49:28Why didn't you call?

00:49:29I did call.

00:49:30You weren't picking up your phone.

00:49:31I mean, we even called the house phone, too.

00:49:32We?

00:49:33Oh, great, that's it.

00:49:34I'm done.

00:49:35What's wrong, Matt?

00:49:36Shannon?

00:49:37Yeah, we had the double date tonight, remember?

00:49:39What's with the security?

00:49:41Lisa's got a bee in her bonnet.

00:49:43A bee in her bonnet?

00:49:45Yeah, like she's pissed off.

00:49:47Oh, why didn't you say that?

00:49:49What did you do to her?

00:49:51Me? I didn't do anything.

00:49:53Well, you must have, otherwise she wouldn't be mad.

00:49:56Why do you have to say it like that?

00:49:57Because if you didn't start something, or just listen to her, then she wouldn't be flipping out right now.

00:50:02She's crazy, why would I-

00:50:03Dude, no. Don't.

00:50:05Uh, sometimes it's just easier.

00:50:08Good boy.

00:50:10Now, shall we?

00:50:11I don't want to be a third wheel. I'm fine just watching TV.

00:50:14Come on, we have tickets already.

00:50:16Why don't you just beg Lisa for her forgiveness and smooth it over with some flowers and chocolate?

00:50:21Yeah, this can still work out.

00:50:23Um, you know what, Shannon? Maybe we can cancel tonight.

00:50:26I mean, there are other things we can do.

00:50:28No! No, we're not just going to-

00:50:33It's been like this all day, Eric?

00:50:35Yep. It's not so bad. I just think Lisa and Neil aren't completely over.

00:50:39Wait, they broke up?

00:50:41Supposedly. I think that right now, they're more concerned with what each other thinks of the other.

00:50:48What?

00:50:49Neil thinks Lisa wants to kill him.

00:50:52Oh. Would she?

00:50:55I think she still loves him, but Matt would say otherwise.

00:50:59Matt, huh?

00:51:06That's not those buttons.

00:51:11Here you go, champ.

00:51:26Lost your couch privileges, huh?

00:51:28Yeah.

00:51:30You, uh, do know there were chairs here, right?

00:51:33We can't use those. That would break with tradition.

00:51:40So, this is it?

00:51:43Listen, I don't know how you slipped past our defenses, but you should be on some double trouble date with Neil and Lisa.

00:51:48But you screwed that up, and now you're sitting here with us. Enjoy the privilege.

00:51:51Wow, I didn't mean to offend your child, Matt.

00:51:54I just wanted to shed a little light on this matter of obsession and not a light coming from a box.

00:51:58No, you just wanted us to know that you're against our TV-watching ways. What's so wrong with this?

00:52:02What do you got here?

00:52:03Pizza pie. It's for a TV-watching experience. You want some?

00:52:06No, thanks.

00:52:07I was talking to Scott.

00:52:09So, Neil, don't you think I should see what Lisa's doing?

00:52:12He's fine right here, watching some top-notch programming.

00:52:15I was talking to Neil.

00:52:16Oh. I really don't think it's such a good idea. Besides, Matt says this is for the best.

00:52:20Well, Matt also thinks that toasted bread has fewer calories.

00:52:23The toaster burned some of them away.

00:52:25This is what I'm trying to say.

00:52:27That toasted bread has fewer calories?

00:52:30No, then Neil shouldn't be led around by Matt.

00:52:32I'm not leading him around.

00:52:33Oh, yeah? Well, then why doesn't Neil try getting back together with her?

00:52:37She told me things were really heating up between you two.

00:52:39Yeah, I bet they were heating up.

00:52:40What is that supposed to mean?

00:52:41Look, girls think every relationship is some kind of firework show.

00:52:44Like, every love is supposed to be a set of rose petal trails and palms.

00:52:47It's a fabrication by the media, depicting a world of rainbows and lollipops,

00:52:50making it real tough on guys everywhere.

00:52:52Sometimes guys just want to hang out with guys, kick it back, shoot the shit.

00:52:55What is so wrong with that?

00:52:57If guys worked a little harder at what they claim to love,

00:53:00then there wouldn't be trouble in love land.

00:53:02Guys are too preoccupied with what their next meal is

00:53:05or when the next TV show is on to give a damn at a relationship.

00:53:09Hey.

00:53:10Is that my Scott?

00:53:11That's because Scott is whipped beyond belief.

00:53:13No, he's not.

00:53:14He totally is.

00:53:15You got him whipped to be the boy you want him to be.

00:53:17Matt, you're just jealous.

00:53:21Yeah.

00:53:22Yeah, sure, I want to be dressed like Scott.

00:53:24I read your book the other day, by the way, The Whipping Boy.

00:53:26You don't read books, Matt.

00:53:28Good on her.

00:53:29Scott, tell him you're not whipped.

00:53:31Scott.

00:53:32Well.

00:53:33Tell him.

00:53:34I'm not whipped.

00:53:36See?

00:53:37Wow.

00:53:38Yeah, you proved me wrong.

00:53:40That was kind of gross.

00:53:42What?

00:53:43You just bent over backwards for her, Scott.

00:53:46I thought you were going to put up a struggle or something,

00:53:48but you snapped like a twig bridge.

00:53:51Oh, I did not bend for her.

00:53:53Dude, you totally did.

00:53:55No, he didn't.

00:53:57Scott, stand up for yourself.

00:53:59I didn't, guys.

00:54:02Jeez, Scott.

00:54:04Stop.

00:54:05I'm sorry you have to see this, Eric.

00:54:06This is not a good model for a growing boy.

00:54:09Matt, you are something else.

00:54:11You think that you're the ringleader now that Neil is out of a girlfriend.

00:54:14Well, he didn't make her flip out.

00:54:15Yeah, well, he might as well have.

00:54:17Matt's sense of being in a relationship is that he's made out with a cup of M.D.

00:54:20more times than he needs to.

00:54:22You have no...

00:54:23Me what?

00:54:25It's sort of unsettling knowing that this couch

00:54:27has seen more ass than you ever will.

00:54:32You have no idea what you're talking about.

00:54:34Oh, no?

00:54:35Have I struck a nerve with you, Matt?

00:54:37I just want you to get a little taste of your own medicine.

00:54:39Jeez, Scott, are you kidding me?

00:54:40Shut up, Eric.

00:54:41Oh, that's original.

00:54:43Pick on a little guy to boost yourself up.

00:54:45Are you done yet?

00:54:46Do you like it?

00:54:49Like what?

00:54:50The satisfaction of making other people's lives feel broken and imperfect,

00:54:54thus completing your own.

00:54:58Come on, Shannon.

00:54:59No.

00:55:00I just think we've had these tickets forever,

00:55:03and Matt's gone and ruined Neil's relationship for his own satisfaction.

00:55:06I didn't ruin anything.

00:55:08Well, you did tell him to start trying to lead his life without Lisa.

00:55:11I didn't make the decision for him.

00:55:13But you had a big influence.

00:55:14I'm just trying to bring that to light.

00:55:16That's what I've been hearing,

00:55:17but Matt over here is too deaf and dumb to take it to heart.

00:55:20Yeah, if I thought what you said made any sort of sense,

00:55:22I wouldn't do this.

00:55:23Do what?

00:55:24Now, you see, what we have here is the beautiful Worcester skyline,

00:55:27covered in trees.

00:55:28But thanks to the saving grace of the Asian longhorn beetle,

00:55:30these God-awful obstructions will soon be gone.

00:55:33Forever.

00:55:34Come on, get out of here.

00:55:35I'm working on that damn thing.

00:55:38Anthony, you got the lowest score on the test.

00:55:40I'm afraid you'll never be a doctor.

00:55:45Okay, okay, I'll give you your diploma.

00:55:47You wouldn't have a hot damn camera.

00:55:50Captain freaking video.

00:55:52All right, are you done now?

00:55:54Yo, this ain't your grandmama's show.

00:55:56It's Dope TV.

00:55:58Just call up, and we'll do s***.

00:56:001-800-DOPE-TV.

00:56:02What, that's not enough numbers?

00:56:04Put a pound sign in there.

00:56:06Anywhere.

00:56:07We'll figure it out.

00:56:09Dope TV.

00:56:11Hmm, now's my chance.

00:56:14Scott and Shannon have never played this before.

00:56:16They won't know what hit them.

00:56:18What if I don't make it?

00:56:20I will.

00:56:21Let's do it.

00:56:23I sure could use a drink.

00:56:42What? How?

00:56:44Take the walk, Eric.

00:56:46I'm sorry, Eric.

00:56:47You know you don't have to do this.

00:56:49Matt says it's the rules.

00:56:51I was the last one to touch my nose.

00:56:53Matt also says that dogs roll around in the dirt for minerals.

00:56:57Really?

00:56:58Well, then how do they get such nice shiny coats then?

00:57:00The point is, you don't have to be listening to him.

00:57:03Yeah, maybe.

00:57:05But this is how it is.

00:57:08See, I didn't make that choice for him.

00:57:10Well, you could have influenced him to make the right decision.

00:57:13What is right, anyway?

00:57:14He's got you there.

00:57:15Scott, don't team up with him.

00:57:18Neil, haven't you had enough of this?

00:57:20I don't think the situation is improving.

00:57:22Why aren't you listening to Eric?

00:57:24Eric?

00:57:25I tried and it just stirred up some old flames.

00:57:27Maybe I don't think Lisa's ever going to change.

00:57:29Besides, what's wrong with all this?

00:57:31I don't know.

00:57:32I don't know.

00:57:34I don't think Lisa's ever going to change.

00:57:36Besides, what's wrong with all this?

00:57:37This?

00:57:38This slump of mindlessness?

00:57:41Hey, watch it, alright?

00:57:42You're treading on thin ice.

00:57:43This is my sphere of entertainment you're talking about.

00:57:45Sphere of entertainment?

00:57:46Don't make it sound so legal.

00:57:47This place has been tuned to perform at its peak level.

00:57:50You blocked the windows with posters.

00:57:52Well, there is a nasty glare without them.

00:57:54You have a giant-ass remote that you talk to.

00:57:56Hey, whoa!

00:57:57Don't talk about Howie that way.

00:57:58Yeah, he's family.

00:57:59I'm just saying that this sphere isn't offering an environment to grow.

00:58:03Come on, Shannon.

00:58:04It's kind of nice.

00:58:05It's quiet, quaint.

00:58:06I mean, we don't really sit around like this that often.

00:58:08We're always doing stuff.

00:58:10Right.

00:58:11This is why I don't let you watch TV.

00:58:13It sucks you in.

00:58:14That's why I don't let you go back to Lisa.

00:58:16See, you are holding him back.

00:58:17She's just going to continue to hate and hurt until she gets her stuff back.

00:58:20Then why don't you just give it all back then?

00:58:22Yeah, we're back here to smack her.

00:58:24You want me to go to jail, dude?

00:58:25Hey, just don't call me, remember?

00:58:26Matt, you're terrible.

00:58:28I mean, aren't there equal rights nowadays?

00:58:30Oh, you would say that, you caveman.

00:58:32Hey, just saying.

00:58:33Well, you shouldn't.

00:58:35Say something, Scott.

00:58:37Uh, yeah.

00:58:39Yeah, Matt, don't say such things.

00:58:43I'm just saying.

00:58:45If I had to deal with someone like Lisa,

00:58:46I could take a smack every now and then when they're out of line.

00:58:48Equal rights means equal opportunity to defend oneself.

00:58:51Yeah, I don't think it works like that.

00:58:53I mean, just because you, you know, spend time with your lover,

00:58:55you know, listen to her wants and needs,

00:58:59you know, you can just put some tampons in your pocket for her once in a while.

00:59:02It doesn't give you the right to beat a woman.

00:59:05Tampons in the pocket?

00:59:07Dude.

00:59:09What?

00:59:10There are just some lines that shouldn't be crossed.

00:59:12You put tampons in your pocket.

00:59:14You make him put tampons in his pocket.

00:59:16When we go hiking or wherever, a purse would be a burden.

00:59:20Well, don't touch them!

00:59:21Dude, that's not the point.

00:59:22That's a violation of your personal space.

00:59:24You're violating his personal space.

00:59:25What is the big deal?

00:59:27What if you get pulled over by the cops or something and they search you?

00:59:30You're going to look like some kind of weirdo.

00:59:32You've got to defend your limits, dude.

00:59:33I mean, with girls, you've got to be ruthless.

00:59:34Oh, is that panning out for you?

00:59:36It's not like you look like a dead dog carrier.

00:59:38Scott, don't!

00:59:40Oh, it's about her? Do tell.

00:59:42Happened back in Beantown.

00:59:43Shannon carries around dead dogs.

00:59:45You carry around dead dogs.

00:59:46It's more than just that.

00:59:48How can it be more than that?

00:59:50It has to do with my friend's dog.

00:59:52While I was dog-sitting it, it died.

00:59:54I put the dog into some luggage to take it to the vet,

00:59:57and as I was getting up to the subway,

00:59:59a guy stopped to help me because I was struggling.

01:00:02And why am I even telling you this?

01:00:04Oh, you're too far in. You can't stop now.

01:00:06I don't want Matt to hear it.

01:00:07Just cover your ears.

01:00:10Well, he asked me why I had such heavy luggage,

01:00:14and I told him it was computer parts.

01:00:16And when I got to my stop, I went to thank him,

01:00:19and he punched me in the face,

01:00:21and he took the luggage, and he ran.

01:00:24He punched you in the face?

01:00:25Damn it, Matt!

01:00:26He really punched you in the face?

01:00:28Yeah, he did.

01:00:29I couldn't believe it either.

01:00:31Well, what did the guy seem like?

01:00:32Was he sketchy-looking?

01:00:33No, the guy was in a suit and tie.

01:00:34It was totally unexpected.

01:00:36You.

01:00:37I must think you're some kind of freak

01:00:38carrying around dead dogs.

01:00:40Oh, my God.

01:00:41You're going to get remembered

01:00:42as the girl who carries around dead dogs forever.

01:00:44It just goes to show you that men are up to no good.

01:00:47No, it just goes to show you

01:00:48that you should have defended your limits

01:00:49and told your friends to go pick up their own damn dead dog.

01:00:52Well, this is why you shouldn't be getting back with Lisa.

01:00:54She's just going to end up killing your dog.

01:00:56Well, I don't have a dog.

01:00:57Yeah, and you don't have tampons in your pockets either.

01:00:59That's true.

01:01:00I don't want that.

01:01:01Scott, let's salvage this night and go see that play.

01:01:04Oh, do we have to?

01:01:06Yes, Scott.

01:01:07Look at this place.

01:01:08What does it have that makes you want to stay in this dump?

01:01:11A cave of entertainment.

01:01:12Come on, Scott, I'm done here.

01:01:14You're blocking the damn TV.

01:01:15Scott, we're leaving.

01:01:18You know what?

01:01:20I think I'm going to stay.

01:01:21Call a girlfriend to go out with you.

01:01:23Excuse me?

01:01:26Dude, reconsider.

01:01:28I don't know what you're trying to pull here, Matt,

01:01:30but I have worked too hard on this one

01:01:32to let some brain box pose a bigger influence on him than me.

01:01:36Just go.

01:01:37Just go.

01:01:38Save us.

01:01:39This could get worse.

01:01:40I just want to watch TV with the guys.

01:01:42Yeah, you want that?

01:01:43Yeah, I do.

01:01:44Yeah?

01:01:45Yeah.

01:01:46Grab your ear, then.

01:01:48And you two, you better stop blocking this thing

01:01:50before you choke on stupid.

01:02:04Eric, we're leaving.

01:02:06What?

01:02:07Larry Singer is on next.

01:02:08We love him.

01:02:09Do you really like being here with them?

01:02:12You know, Shannon, sometimes it's just easier.

01:02:16Yeah, and cheaper sometimes, too.

01:02:18Scott, we're going.

01:02:20Yes, ma'am.

01:02:22Boys.

01:02:24We have a unique bond here.

01:02:26Maybe you just can't see it.

01:02:28I just know what works for me and Scott.

01:02:31But I want you to think about what you could be missing

01:02:33in the rest of the world.

01:02:35We're making our own memories here.

01:02:37What's so good about the rest of the world?

01:02:39What about starting a relationship and having a family?

01:02:43I have a family.

01:02:44One where their IQ passes their age.

01:02:46I like my friends.

01:02:48You like your couch spot, too.

01:02:51Yeah.

01:02:53I'm just saying, I think Matt's been shaken up

01:02:56with a woman on this turf.

01:02:58Maybe with his defenses down,

01:02:59you can get your point across to Neil.

01:03:01Eric, Singer's starting.

01:03:03Coming.

01:03:04Bye, Shannon.

01:03:10Hey, Eric.

01:03:11Hey, Eric.

01:03:13How's the MD?

01:03:14Just fine, Matt.

01:03:16Gotta pick your battles, man.

01:03:19So they gone or what?

01:03:21Yeah, they're gone.

01:03:22Man, I was getting worried.

01:03:24I hate having to defend my sphere from women.

01:03:26Matt, what's a chode?

01:03:28What?

01:03:29Before.

01:03:30You called me a chode.

01:03:31What's that?

01:03:32Ah, jeez.

01:03:33Well, it's like a...

01:03:36It's like a...

01:03:37It's a chode.

01:03:39It's like, um...

01:03:41It's sort of like...

01:03:44Kind of...

01:03:45Down here or something?

01:03:47Like, I guess...

01:03:48What the hell is that?

01:03:49That doesn't tell me shit.

01:03:50Well, screw you.

01:03:51It's hard to describe.

01:03:52Sure as hell try.

01:03:53No way.

01:03:54I'm just taking a page out of your book.

01:03:55You can't do that.

01:03:56I just did, you stupid chode.

01:03:57What do you even want to know, anyway?

01:03:59Because I keep a list of everything

01:04:00you call me on my blog.

01:04:02I can't even tell if you're serious or not.

01:04:04It always kind of reminded me of a fish head.

01:04:06You know, a chode of a fish head.

01:04:10Thanks, Neil.

01:04:11You're always there to help me out.

01:04:13Alright, look, I got it.

01:04:14You remember Brian from school?

01:04:15Who?

01:04:16Brian.

01:04:17He was all, like, tiny and deformed.

01:04:19Had, like, short arms and fingers and shit like that.

01:04:21Oh, yeah.

01:04:22Didn't he have some rare deformation

01:04:23that screwed with his bones?

01:04:24I don't know.

01:04:25Anyway, he's chodey.

01:04:27Huh.

01:04:28Well, I'm still not really clear on what a chode is,

01:04:30but I guess I'll just think of Brian whenever I hear it.

01:04:33Great.

01:04:34Poor guy can't go one day without someone

01:04:35using his physical deformations as an example.

01:04:37If it gets used as an example,

01:04:38it helps the learning process.

01:04:40He shouldn't always be painted

01:04:41in a negative light like that.

01:04:42Now Eric's gonna think of Brian

01:04:43every time he hears chode.

01:04:45Sorry, object association's the best way to remember it.

01:04:47It's how I do it.

01:04:48What, do you associate girls with, like,

01:04:50knives or pain or something?

01:04:52No way.

01:04:53Above all that, my wallet.

01:04:54I just gotta remember how much girls I actually require.

01:04:57Unless you find one with a good rate.

01:04:59Of course.

01:05:01You ever think that letting a girl into your life

01:05:03might actually change it for the better?

01:05:05No.

01:05:06Couldn't picture a man with a significant other.

01:05:08Unless he was totally succumbing to his demands.

01:05:10I mean, unable to stay quiet.

01:05:12Unable to react quickly to changing circumstances.

01:05:15Like a computer.

01:05:17So you're saying I need a robot girlfriend.

01:05:19Oh, yeah.

01:05:20I'm sure your thumb drive will fit her USB port just fine.

01:05:23At least not like Brian.

01:05:24Chode?

01:05:25See?

01:05:26Oh, come on.

01:05:27Look, all I'm saying is,

01:05:28he's so short and squat.

01:05:29Reminds me of a dwarf.

01:05:31I thought he was a chode.

01:05:32Same thing.

01:05:33Just my thumb drive functions way better than his tuna can dick.

01:05:36What?

01:05:37Dwarves are so chodey and squat and short,

01:05:39they gotta have tuna can dicks.

01:05:41I'll never look at Gimli the same way again.

01:05:44Yeah, just a fact of life.

01:05:45Poor guy.

01:05:46It's gotta be tough handling a stubnose like that.

01:05:48He probably deals with it the same way we all deal with our small problems.

01:05:52Reading a book.

01:05:56Just kidding.

01:05:58You know what?

01:05:59Let's bring him out.

01:06:00Let's bring him out here.

01:06:01Yeah!

01:06:02Oh, oh, oh, yeah!

01:06:04Bullshit!

01:06:05Bullshit!

01:06:06Bullshit!

01:06:07He's my man.

01:06:08He's my man.

01:06:09No, just because you were born a man.

01:06:11Doesn't mean you're not a man.

01:06:13Let's get resolution.

01:06:14Resolution.

01:06:15That's resolution.

01:06:16That is resolution.

01:06:17Bullshit resolution.

01:06:18You just want to make me a man.

01:06:19Oh, oh, oh, think about it.

01:06:20You can't just say that.

01:06:21That's bullshit.

01:06:22You're a man.

01:06:23That's my kid.

01:06:24That's my kid.

01:06:25That's my kid.

01:06:26That's my kid.

01:06:27That's my kid.

01:06:28That's my kid.

01:06:29That's my kid.

01:06:30Oh, what big dick?

01:06:31What, what?

01:06:32Just hold me.

01:06:33I'll beat you up.

01:06:34No, no, no, I'll throw this shit.

01:06:36I'll throw this shit.

01:06:37Don't, Bat.

01:06:38No!

01:06:44Wow.

01:06:45There's so much swearing on this show.

01:06:47Why do they have to beep it out?

01:06:48Yeah, I know.

01:06:49I mean, we know what they're saying.

01:06:50Why can't they just let it go?

01:06:51It's probably just a cultural preservation thing.

01:06:53To keep the public away from it for as long as fucking possible.

01:06:56Yeah, but it cuts out the dialogue

01:06:59and it makes everyone sound like a robot.

01:07:01In that case, R2-D2 probably cusses like a fucking sailor.

01:07:04All he does is bloop and bleep.

01:07:06What?

01:07:07Think about it.

01:07:08If all the other bots could speak,

01:07:09why wouldn't they put voice modulators into the R2 models?

01:07:12He probably didn't need one.

01:07:13I mean, wasn't his job just to talk to the ships?

01:07:15The R2 models must have been programmed to cuss like hell

01:07:17and to preserve the culture of the galaxy.

01:07:19They were all bleeps.

01:07:20So you're saying that every time R2-D2 makes any noises,

01:07:22he's cussing like a truck driver?

01:07:24R2, shut down all the garbage compactors on the detention levels.

01:07:27No, shut them all down.

01:07:29Oh, hell no.

01:07:30I'm not sticking my fucking dick into another fucking computer.

01:07:32Last time I did that, I got a fucking virus, you son of a bitch.

01:07:35You hacked that shit yourself, you asshole.

01:07:38Wow.

01:07:39That's disturbing.

01:07:42Right, R2.

01:07:44We'll take care of everything.

01:07:46Yeah, you better, you fucking...

01:07:47Seriously, what the fuck?

01:07:48I used to have my jets.

01:07:49Where the hell did they go?

01:07:50I want my flamethrower back.

01:07:51I can't do shit with this little fucking taser thing I got.

01:07:54I used to fucking fly.

01:07:55Can you believe that?

01:07:56You have any idea how fucking annoying that is

01:07:58to roll around when I could fucking fly at one point?

01:08:00God damn it.

01:08:01You tell them to suck my fucking little metal dick.

01:08:05If only you used your time for something more constructive.

01:08:08Yeah, if I had 10% of the free time you have,

01:08:10I'd have like seven extra hours in my day.

01:08:13You're saying my days have 70 hours in them?

01:08:15Yeah.

01:08:16Yeah, you're that lazy.

01:08:18Okay, whatever.

01:08:19Can I get back on the couch now?

01:08:21Sorry, Eric.

01:08:22The couch is for winners.

01:08:23Nah, he's right.

01:08:25Bullshit.

01:08:28I am sick and tired of this, Matt.

01:08:29You are not right.

01:08:30Turn off the TV.

01:08:31Fuck no.

01:08:33Hey, hey, what the fuck?

01:08:34I've tried to be nice, but I don't think I can take it anymore.

01:08:36Eric, turn the fucking TV-

01:08:37Quiet!

01:08:38Do you hear that?

01:08:43No, it's completely quiet.

01:08:44Listen.

01:08:46God.

01:08:50It is quiet.

01:08:52Maybe Lisa's really gone.

01:08:53Exactly.

01:08:54They watched TV in peace.

01:08:55No, Matt.

01:08:56I have to do this.

01:08:59Maybe she's still here.

01:09:00And maybe she's not.

01:09:02Maybe we should go check.

01:09:04I still think there's something here, Neil.

01:09:05You and Lisa have been longing for each other,

01:09:07but you express it through your anger.

01:09:08It's too dangerous.

01:09:09This could all be part of her plan.

01:09:11Or in your case, it's paranoia.

01:09:13I listened to you before, Eric.

01:09:14What's going to change now?

01:09:15You, Neil.

01:09:16You have to change.

01:09:17You can't keep wanting what other people want you to want.

01:09:19You have to want whatever it is that you really do want.

01:09:22What?

01:09:23A life of inferior is a life half-lived.

01:09:25It sounds to me like you don't want Lisa to be gone.

01:09:28Aren't you at least curious whether she wants you back or not?

01:09:30Or do you just want to watch some more TV?

01:09:32No way, Neil.

01:09:33Look, this is for the better, alright?

01:09:34You can watch way more TV without her.

01:09:36Don't you want more than that, Neil?

01:09:37I do.

01:09:38What if she's waiting for you right now?

01:09:40I have to go get her.

01:09:41Well, she's certainly not going to come to you.

01:09:42She's been trying, but you keep the door locked.

01:09:44Shittily.

01:09:47What do you want, Eric?

01:09:48It doesn't matter what I want.

01:09:49I just want to help you make the right choice.

01:09:52We should check if she's still here.

01:09:54Matt, go get the door.

01:09:55Eric, check that window.

01:09:56I'll get this one.

01:09:57Ready? Go.

01:10:05Clear.

01:10:07Clear.

01:10:13All clear here, too.

01:10:16I guess she's really gone.

01:10:17I wonder where she went.

01:10:18Who cares?

01:10:19Seriously, dude.

01:10:20It's probably just post-traumatic breakup residue or something.

01:10:23It'll pass.

01:10:24Look, we got a good thing here.

01:10:25Let's just keep it forever, yeah?

01:10:27I just thought I was onto something.

01:10:31Jeez, Bruce.

01:10:32Thanks for coming out here on such short notice to see me.

01:10:34I know you have that deadline for that new office building next Monday,

01:10:38and your car just got towed.

01:10:39Hey.

01:10:40I only had to take two buses and a cab to get here.

01:10:42You're worth it.

01:10:43Thanks.

01:10:44I just really needed to talk to someone.

01:10:47I can see that.

01:10:48You sounded distressed when I talked to her on the phone.

01:10:50Yeah.

01:10:51I didn't really want to talk about that.

01:10:53I just want to talk to someone else about anything else.

01:10:56Okay.

01:10:57How about politics?

01:10:58No way.

01:10:59Politics are terrible.

01:11:01It's about who has the most pull and the most money.

01:11:03It's not even a representation of the people anymore.

01:11:06Don't even get me started.

01:11:07Okay, fine.

01:11:09How about superpowers?

01:11:11Oh, yeah?

01:11:12What about them?

01:11:14I've just always had this theory that everyone has a secret power hidden inside of them.

01:11:19You mean how Bruce Wayne is really Batman?

01:11:22No, even less than that.

01:11:23I just think that everyone has something inside of them, like a power or a talent.

01:11:28Besides, Batman isn't a superhero.

01:11:32So, it's something you're born with.

01:11:34Yeah.

01:11:35Maybe something trivial, like the ability to always know where your car keys are.

01:11:39Or maybe something so great that the government has to snatch you up and erase your existence.

01:11:44But I think everyone has something.

01:11:46Right.

01:11:48Surely you have some evidence to back this up.

01:11:50Well, take my power, for instance.

01:11:53Your power to make little babies cry by looking at them?

01:11:56No, silly.

01:11:58I have the power to instill desire in females.

01:12:04Oh, you're serious?

01:12:07Fat lad, that did you. You're still a virgin.

01:12:11That's by choice.

01:12:14Well, how come you've never used this on me?

01:12:16Because it goes against my superhero code of ethics.

01:12:19I would never enchant a taken woman.

01:12:21Let's not bring him into this.

01:12:22Sorry, I didn't mean anything by it.

01:12:24I was just trying to prove my power.

01:12:26Well, I'll be honest with you, you're not doing a very good job.

01:12:30It seems like all men think they have this power by force or wealth.

01:12:34It's not too attractive if you ask me.

01:12:37I enjoy a man who needs his woman.

01:12:40Who can't sleep if she's not next to him.

01:12:44A pushover.

01:12:45A romantic.

01:12:48Hey!

01:12:50Aha! Did you notice anything strange about that?

01:12:53That people in the city would step on you as soon as they look at you?

01:12:57No. What we just saw was a byproduct of Homeless Al's superpower.

01:13:01His power? To live off baked beans and brandy?

01:13:05No. Judging by his survival rate, Homeless Al has the ability to survive hypothermia every night.

01:13:11Which is a pretty good superpower for a homeless guy.

01:13:14But it comes at great cost.

01:13:16Ooh, the plot thickens.

01:13:18Yep. No one seems to notice him as they walk by.

01:13:21To the point where they stumble over him because he's practically invisible.

01:13:25A tragic superhero flaw.

01:13:27So instead of proving that everyone has a superpower,

01:13:30you just proved that everyone in the city is an asshole.

01:13:33Congratulations.

01:13:34Alright. Well, take Nelson here.

01:13:37Nelson?

01:13:39Ooh, does he share your power over women?

01:13:41No. Nelson has the ability to instantly transform his environment into a kung fu movie.

01:13:50I have yet to see it, but someday it will be a spectacle to behold.

01:13:54Okay. Let's say I believe you.

01:13:57What would my superpower be?

01:13:59I've always wanted to be in a musical, or blow up my ex-boyfriend with my brains.

01:14:04Well, that's radically different.

01:14:06But how about something more useful?

01:14:09Like the ability to move on.

01:14:11Let go.

01:14:12Let go?

01:14:13Like, let go of my hands around his throat?

01:14:16No, I mean, turn the other cheek.

01:14:18Look to greener pastures.

01:14:20Turn the other cheek. Look to greener pastures.

01:14:23Go out with someone who thinks you're smart, funny, and beautiful.

01:14:27That'd be like giving up without a fight.

01:14:29Well, maybe that someone is right in front of you and you haven't even noticed it yet.

01:14:32Huh? Sorry, I was thinking.

01:14:36God, I must have hit you hard when he dumped you.

01:14:38Is that what he's telling people? I dumped him.

01:14:40What? Are you kidding me?

01:14:42Then why are you still stalking the poor bastard?

01:14:44Um, I can't say.

01:14:46Look, Lisa, I mean this in the nicest way possible.

01:14:50You need psychiatric help.

01:14:52The only reason that you still pursue someone, someone that you dumped,

01:14:56is that you have serious mental issues.

01:14:59Or that you still seriously like the person.

01:15:02I think you need to move on.

01:15:03Hmm.

01:15:05I never thought about it that way.

01:15:09You're right.

01:15:14Yeah?

01:15:15Yeah.

01:15:17I don't know how I could have been so blind.

01:15:20Lisa, I...

01:15:22It was never about getting my stuff back.

01:15:25Thanks, Bruce.

01:15:30Lisa, wait! I...

01:15:33Fuck!

01:15:50My guitar and you, my friend

01:15:55The death of fresh water and fruits

01:16:00Abandoning our boring lives

01:16:05Even dancing to our rainy desires

01:16:13On my guitar and you

01:16:15On my guitar and you

01:16:24On my guitar and you

01:16:28Lisa!

01:16:29Neil.

01:16:30Take me back.

01:16:32You mean it?

01:16:34I knew there was a reason my ex-girlfriend, Satchel, wasn't tingly anymore.

01:16:36It must be because you really love me.

01:16:38How could I ever leave you?

01:16:40How could I ever let you go?

01:16:41How could I ever let you go?

01:16:46No, you don't!

01:16:48Are you two married?

01:16:49Shut the fuck up!

01:16:56My remote!

01:16:59You're keeping this, too?

01:17:03Steal my stuff?

01:17:06And this is for my bra.

01:17:09I haven't been able to change my channels, Neil.

01:17:12Do you know how much I hate you?

01:17:15I thought you might have changed, but you still only care about TV.

01:17:18But I have changed. I'm choosing you.

01:17:20Damn it, Neil. You are never going to change.

01:17:23I have done everything for you, Neil.

01:17:25And you just sit and be controlled.

01:17:28Well, not anymore.

01:17:29Lisa, no!

01:17:30Howie, no!

01:17:31Lisa!

01:17:32Howie!

01:17:33Lisa!

01:17:34Howie!

01:17:35She took the remote.

01:17:36You can't change this shit.

01:17:37It's not even TV.

01:17:39Damn you and your TV.

01:17:40It's what got me in this mess in the first place.

01:17:42Hey, it's what we have together, dude.

01:17:43Yeah, don't blame him and the TV. This is your fault.

01:17:45Shut up, Eric.

01:17:46Don't pass the blame around.

01:17:47You're the one who lost everything, so do something about it.

01:17:49If you want Lisa, go get her.

01:17:50Forget that. Go get Howie.

01:17:51I don't care.

01:17:52I don't care.

01:17:53I don't care.

01:17:54I don't care.

01:17:55I don't care.

01:17:56I don't care.

01:17:57I don't care.

01:17:58Forget that.

01:17:59Go get Howie.

01:18:04Damn it, dude.

01:18:05I was just trying to show you that it's your decision to make.

01:18:08Come on, man.

01:18:09Now we got nothing.

01:18:10What kept us together is gone.

01:18:12You know, maybe Lisa is a little off kilter,

01:18:14but I can't tell you if you love her or not.

01:18:18Forget this, man.

01:18:19God damn it, Neil.

01:18:28I love you.

01:18:42Me too.

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01:20:55Neil, you came back.

01:20:57I had to.

01:20:59I had a big choice to make, and you were a really big part in it.

01:21:06Damn it.

01:21:08I can't believe this.

01:21:10My sphere's been under siege all day, and now I'm ruined.

01:21:13Yeah.

01:21:14I'm gonna miss the three of us hanging out.

01:21:16Why the hell did you spur him on in the first place?

01:21:19I felt like this was bigger than we could perceive.

01:21:22It'd be selfish to keep him here for our own reasons,

01:21:24and I wanted to help him make the right choice, whatever it was.

01:21:28Great.

01:21:29Now we're gonna have to find a new roommate from the look of it.

01:21:33I wonder what Brian's up to.

01:21:35Who?

01:21:36Chode.

01:21:37Oh, yeah.

01:21:39Matt, I'm sorry.

01:21:41I didn't mean to break up our trio.

01:21:43Whatever.

01:21:44Look, I just knew girls are more trouble than they're worth.

01:21:48You probably just have to find the right one.

01:21:50What, like Lisa?

01:21:51I have no idea what Neil even sees in her.

01:21:53God, why the hell did you put him up to this, Eric?

01:21:56That's what I've been saying.

01:21:57I don't think either of us knows what's best for him.

01:22:01Oh, look.

01:22:02Here come the lovebirds now.

01:22:14Crazy psycho bitch.

01:22:52What?

01:23:06Done good, Neil.

01:23:08Now we can eat.

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01:25:07Damn.

01:25:08With all this pizza pie I sure could use a drink.

01:25:09Shit.

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