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Not Rated | 1h 30min | Comedy | 3 October 2003 (Canada)
Kimberly Beckmen is a reporter who cares less about being good, than about getting a good story. She is drawn into the world of W.A.N.C at a tag team title match, which pits Destroyer and Cannonball against Cowboy and Jeff "The Indian" Osbourne.
Directors: Chris Craddock, Kevin Gillese
Writers: Chris Connelly, Chris Craddock
Stars: Jocelyn Ahlf, Belinda Cornish, Francois Marchand
Kimberly Beckmen is a reporter who cares less about being good, than about getting a good story. She is drawn into the world of W.A.N.C at a tag team title match, which pits Destroyer and Cannonball against Cowboy and Jeff "The Indian" Osbourne.
Directors: Chris Craddock, Kevin Gillese
Writers: Chris Connelly, Chris Craddock
Stars: Jocelyn Ahlf, Belinda Cornish, Francois Marchand
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00:01:00It's brawn versus brawn tonight in Edmonton, Alberta at the Daisy Leukemia Centre for Fun,
00:01:07where Wank, the wrestling association of Northern Canada, is having their butt for the belt,
00:01:12hail damage.
00:01:13The crowd is hot and ready to burn as defending champions Destroyer and Cannibal take on the
00:01:17young upstarts Cowboy and Indian.
00:01:19But the real story here is Wank itself, a small wrestling league that sprouted up from
00:01:23the prairie like a grain of wheat.
00:01:25What is all the commotion about?
00:01:26Why is there such a cult following?
00:01:28Let's have a look and see.
00:01:58We'll be back to the X-Files.
00:02:27We'll be back to the action after these messages from our sponsors, the WANC, coming to you
00:02:32live from Edmonton.
00:02:33Hail damage!
00:02:34No, but you said, I mean, if this kills the pain, then, well, what if I don't re-injure?
00:02:43Yeah, yeah, fine, yeah, thanks for nothing.
00:02:46Fuck you.
00:02:47Get the fuck out of here.
00:02:50Go.
00:02:51Fuck out.
00:02:52It's a fucking private dressing room.
00:02:53For Christ's sake, I do not give permission for this.
00:02:57Fuck his permission.
00:02:58We're running it.
00:02:59We're running it.
00:03:07She got the car, eh?
00:03:08She got the car, but I got...
00:03:10What the hell's that piece of shit you're driving?
00:03:12I went to see the doctor and he said we can't fight for a week.
00:03:18Should have spent a little more money on the lawyer, that's all I'm saying.
00:03:21It was my cousin.
00:03:24Yeah.
00:03:25They get you what you pay for.
00:03:26We got, we got, we got five.
00:03:28There are dozens of people out there, literally dozens of people.
00:03:30I could break my back, my spine could, I could break my spine.
00:03:34Who is going to be Cannonball?
00:03:36I don't know.
00:03:39Cannonball's out, he can't perform tonight, so, yeah, we're going to put the mass in a week.
00:03:44Perform in this shirt?
00:03:45What the fuck are you talking about?
00:03:47You can't, you can't expect us to.
00:03:49Oh, now, come on.
00:03:50The mass, the mass.
00:03:51You're going to put the mass in a, you're going to put the mass in a fucking week?
00:03:54Yeah, and we have like a thing, like a moo-moo for him.
00:03:57You always wear a fucking moo-moo.
00:03:58People pay to see the Cannonball.
00:03:59Oh, really?
00:04:00People pay to see the Cannonball.
00:04:01Well, don't worry, well, they're going to see him, they'll get him tonight, what's the fucking difference?
00:04:03We were here, we're going to be in here any minute.
00:04:05Lower the stakes.
00:04:06What about last week?
00:04:07Lower the stakes.
00:04:08Who the fuck is going to buy that?
00:04:10You are, you're going to buy it tonight and you're going to tell them that fucking Cannonball is going on, all right?
00:04:14That's your job.
00:04:15Jesus Christ.
00:04:16You just say who's fucking performing.
00:04:17What kind of charade do you think this is?
00:04:18Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
00:04:19You're going to be laughed off in the air.
00:04:21Are you humiliated as if that, you know, your outfit isn't doing enough?
00:04:24My God.
00:04:25Okay, look.
00:04:26Look, you little prick.
00:04:27I don't have to take this shit from you, man.
00:04:29Hey, I had three showers this afternoon.
00:04:31Phil.
00:04:32Edmonton.
00:04:33Let's look at what we're talking about.
00:04:34Will you talk to this fucking guy?
00:04:35Will you talk to this fucking guy?
00:04:36Let's look at what we're talking about.
00:04:37Will you talk to this fucking guy?
00:04:42The excitement is building, but first, let's speak to a few of the wrestlers.
00:04:50Cowboy, Indian.
00:04:51Mind if I have a few moments?
00:04:52Are you nervous about the big match tonight?
00:04:55No, we are not nervous.
00:04:57We have been training for a long time.
00:04:59We feel that we are fully prepared to take down the Destroyer and to take down the Cannonball.
00:05:05This is indeed your first shot at the championship, is it not?
00:05:09Yes, it is.
00:05:10There are moves in this match that you will see that you've never seen before.
00:05:14We're coming out on full force and they don't know what's going to hit them.
00:05:17How long have you two been partners for?
00:05:19Our whole lives.
00:05:20Our whole lives. We are soulmates that found each other in the ring.
00:05:24That's where it all began, before the dawn of ourselves.
00:05:28Do you have any messages for your fans out there?
00:05:30Die! Die and go to hell, the Cowboy said so!
00:05:39Now we're going to speak with defending champions, Cannonball and Destroyer.
00:05:50Destroyer, Cannonball, can I have a word?
00:05:52Yes, yes.
00:05:53So here you are defending your title for the seventh time.
00:05:56How are you feeling right now?
00:05:58Feeling pumped, feeling good.
00:05:59We're going to D up, strong offensive and God willing we'll keep our belt right where it should be around our waist.
00:06:04Isn't that right, Cannonball?
00:06:05That's right, I'm the Cannonball.
00:06:07That's me, the Cannonball.
00:06:09That's me.
00:06:10He is the Cannonball.
00:06:12I'm the Cannonball.
00:06:13Cannonball and Destroyer.
00:06:19Destroyer! Destroyer! Destroyer!
00:06:29Cowboy and Indian with their lovely ladies.
00:06:34Those ladies are provided by Jugs Entertainment.
00:06:38Jugs, and it's just got to be jiggly.
00:06:42Destroyer! Destroyer! Destroyer!
00:06:46Well, Brannigan, it looks like we're in for a good match tonight.
00:06:48Cowboy and Indian are pumped and ready to go.
00:06:50It looks like Destroyer and Cannonball are just sucking up the crowd's adulation like the sponges they are.
00:06:56They're sucking it up all right.
00:06:57Well, wait a minute, what's happening?
00:06:58Oh, Indian has jumped the gun.
00:06:59Indian, Indian has jumped the gun.
00:07:01Looks like he's showing a little initiative.
00:07:03Right into a waiting clothesline.
00:07:05He didn't know what he was in for tonight.
00:07:08Double elbow drop right on Destroyer.
00:07:11Looks to me like Destroyer got two hits for the price of one.
00:07:16Oh, that's got to hurt.
00:07:22Cowboy's...
00:07:23Oh!
00:07:24Oh!
00:07:26And he rides up for the...
00:07:28Oh!
00:07:29But it's put both of them down.
00:07:30Looks like the effort was too much for that panty waist Destroyer.
00:07:33He's going for the tag. He's reaching up for the tag.
00:07:35He's going for the tag.
00:07:37Out of nowhere, Indian.
00:07:38He's on his back.
00:07:39Using some very innovative moves. Licking and biting.
00:07:42Licking his face. It's not quite...
00:07:44It's not an outlaw.
00:07:45It didn't really hurt so much as disturb him.
00:07:50Cannonball! Cannonball!
00:07:52Cannonball! Cannonball!
00:07:54Cannonball! Cannonball!
00:07:56Cannonball! Cannonball!
00:07:58Cannonball! Cannonball!
00:08:00Cannonball! Cannonball!
00:08:02Cannonball! Cannonball!
00:08:04Cannonball! Cannonball!
00:08:12Now that is definitely out of the rule book.
00:08:19And it looks like...
00:08:20Oh, it looks like both of our wrestlers are in a little bit of trouble.
00:08:23They're trying to reach for the tag for their partners.
00:08:25And it's good.
00:08:26And it's good. All right.
00:08:27Yeah, we got two fresh wrestlers squaring off against each other.
00:08:30They mean business.
00:08:31Back and forth.
00:08:32They're just playing into each other.
00:08:33A little bit of salt and pepper on that hot dog.
00:08:35This is more like a bare knuckle boxing match.
00:08:41Destroyer! Destroyer! Destroyer!
00:08:46Destroyer! Destroyer! Destroyer!
00:08:51Destroyer! Destroyer! Destroyer!
00:08:57Destroyer is charging at Cowboy like some kind of...
00:08:59Oh, and he dodges.
00:09:00It looks like Destroyer is...
00:09:02And it looks like they're...
00:09:03Yes, they're building up speed.
00:09:05They're building up speed on the rope, using inertia.
00:09:08That's science, ladies and gentlemen.
00:09:09Science of wrestling.
00:09:10And it looks as though Destroyer has evaded that, and a double clothesline sends them both to the mat.
00:09:17Looks like they're stunned by the impact.
00:09:19Destroyer is getting up, however, and it looks as though, yes, he's going for it.
00:09:23He's going to apply the patented figure four leg lock, which is literally patented, so he's going to owe some royalties on that one.
00:09:41As you can see, the wrestlers' lives in the crowd are very distressed.
00:09:47The ref is stepping in, he's trying to end things appeasably.
00:09:50No! The ref got taken down!
00:09:53The Indian is definitely going to have to pay for this.
00:09:56It looks as though Indian has gone completely psychotic.
00:09:59There's going to be a busy hospital room tonight.
00:10:05I see what's coming, I see what's coming, Branigan, and it ain't going to be pretty.
00:10:10It ain't going to be pretty. This is unbelievable.
00:10:13The match ends in tragedy.
00:10:40Oh, the carnage! Somebody has to stop the madness! It's done my client!
00:10:52Honey, honey.
00:10:54I know, I'm pushing you, baby. I can't hold your hand, but I am with you.
00:10:57Somebody get this man a sandwich.
00:11:00At this time, I would like to officially announce my retirement from the sport of professional wrestling,
00:11:07and from the Wrestling Association of Northern Canada in specific.
00:11:12That's it. I'm done.
00:11:17I know that that is the one thing in his heart besides me, me and wrestling,
00:11:22and sometimes maybe there's a little bit more wrestling in his heart,
00:11:25and sometimes there's probably a little bit of clogged arteries too because he doesn't eat very well,
00:11:30but mostly it's just me and wrestling.
00:11:32And now, I guess it's just going to be me.
00:11:36You're going to be fine.
00:11:41Yeah, it's the milk. You know, that's what we always wanted, right?
00:11:46I mean, the wrestling thing is just a phase that you went through,
00:11:49and the Lord put a stop to that phase, and we've got to be thankful for that.
00:11:53We've got to look at this as the miracle that it is, okay?
00:11:56I just feel like the Lord is like, you know, some kind of big jerk Lord right now.
00:12:02No, no, no, don't you say that.
00:12:04He's just sending you a message, and he doesn't have any other kind of courier.
00:12:08He doesn't subscribe to FedEx or to Pure Relator.
00:12:12He's got to do stuff like this to get the message across because you weren't listening.
00:12:16Well, if he spoke to me, I'd listen.
00:12:19If God showed up and said, hey, don't be wrestling no more. Go work in some mill,
00:12:23I would say, okay, you got it.
00:12:27You know, everyone expects God to talk to them,
00:12:29but do you think God has time to talk to everyone who expects them to talk to him?
00:12:32No, he doesn't have time.
00:12:34So he's got to come up with stuff like this that he can do really quick, right?
00:12:37Well, if he's everywhere, anywhere, well, he could just speak up.
00:12:40If he's all around us all the time, it shouldn't be that big a deal to just say,
00:12:43hey, I have a plan for you, and it's to stop wrestling.
00:12:46I wish someone would come and tell me something.
00:12:50I mean, I don't know. I don't know if he's going to lose the leg.
00:12:55And if he loses the leg, well, maybe that's for the best
00:12:57because then when he takes the job at the mill, then he'll be able to get a desk job.
00:13:01And those are the safest jobs at the mill because if he's out, you know,
00:13:04hauling lumber and stuff, he's just as likely to get hurt as he did wrestling,
00:13:08which is what I told him was going to happen.
00:13:10I told him he was going to get hurt.
00:13:12I told him that I didn't want him to do it anymore.
00:13:15There you go.
00:13:16Little Frederick.
00:13:17Yeah.
00:13:18Yay.
00:13:19I can't believe I never come to his wrestling matches.
00:13:22Tonight I was going to go, but then my Bible study group got changed.
00:13:26And so I thought, well, I can't miss my Bible study group.
00:13:29And thank Lord for that because if I had been there and seen this happening,
00:13:33I don't think I'd be able to recover.
00:13:35I think I would have become catatonic and that from here on in,
00:13:39I wouldn't be able to say a word, and that would be awful
00:13:42because what kind of mother would I be then if I can't say anything?
00:13:46How am I going to tell my kids I love them?
00:13:48I know he loves wrestling. I know he does.
00:13:51I'm not stupid, no matter what my dad says.
00:14:00My parents died when I was 11.
00:14:04We were all sleeping, and just before my dad went to bed, he had a cigarette.
00:14:09He didn't put it out quite right, so the house caught on fire.
00:14:13Ever since then, it's just been me and Mark, and he's taken care of me.
00:14:19So he raised you?
00:14:21Yeah, ever since my parents died, Mark raised me.
00:14:24For a while, we almost had to live in a foster home.
00:14:27We went to this whole court thing, and he showed them how hard he was working
00:14:32and how much he was doing and how I was doing okay in school still
00:14:35and how he made sure I studied and everything,
00:14:38and so they decided instead we still get to live together.
00:14:41Do you want to be a wrestler when you grow up?
00:14:43I really want to be a wrestler, but Mark says I can't.
00:14:48Sometimes I'll visit him, and he'll take me, and he'll let me come into the ring
00:14:53and kind of wrestle him a bit, but then he's like,
00:14:55okay, no, because he doesn't want me to like it too much.
00:15:09We're not, obviously, I'm not a cowboy.
00:15:13And I am not an Indian.
00:15:15He's so not. He's not even half Indian.
00:15:17I'm mostly Lebanese.
00:15:19Mostly.
00:15:20100% actually.
00:15:21Yeah, that's most of it.
00:15:23This is a funny story.
00:15:25The first tag team we tried.
00:15:27I'm getting tired of all those questions about us being politically incorrect.
00:15:31We're in the entertainment business.
00:15:33We're here to make you think.
00:15:35Yes, maybe the tag team of cowboy and Indian ruffled a few feathers,
00:15:39as did the tag team of OJ and Nicole,
00:15:42but I'm telling you, those were some of our better attended matches,
00:15:47and they start conversations.
00:15:49They start discussions.
00:15:50You know, if we're going to be bad guys, we should really try to push the envelope.
00:15:53So we were slave and master of like a cotton plant.
00:15:57So I went in blackface, and we kind of whited him up a bit,
00:16:02like stayed at home.
00:16:04I can't quite remember.
00:16:05That was a long time ago.
00:16:06We went through a spell about a year where we had like four.
00:16:09Yeah.
00:16:10We did Palestinian-Israeli.
00:16:11Yeah, the master-slave thing.
00:16:13We did Cheech and Chong.
00:16:14You did Cheech and Chong.
00:16:15Remember that?
00:16:16Yeah, we tried Admin Costello.
00:16:17Batman and Robin, and we got sued.
00:16:19Your choices seem so political, so dangerous.
00:16:23We like to stay on the edge.
00:16:25Yeah, man.
00:16:26Am I right with that?
00:16:27Yeah, yeah.
00:16:28We like to push the envelope.
00:16:29We're cutting edge, and I think part of it is we're showing the irony in a lot of things.
00:16:33You know, I've been concerned about them, you know, both publicly and personally,
00:16:38because, of course, they are cowboy and Indian,
00:16:41which in this day and age seems to me a little politically incorrect,
00:16:44but I came up with the name, and I liked it, so I reused it.
00:16:47And then, of course, you know, there's Indian, who, you know, he's a loose,
00:16:53he's got a, he doesn't really, there's a part of it.
00:16:57Your tomahawk move.
00:16:59I actually saw someone with a very similar move,
00:17:02a Russian wrestler named Vlad the Impaler,
00:17:05and I was just wondering, do you patent your wrestling moves?
00:17:08What do you do for that generally?
00:17:11A Russian?
00:17:13I'm worried about him mentally, and I know that, yeah, that cowboy is, too,
00:17:17and I don't think that cowboy will take it very easily of Indian, you know,
00:17:20but, you know, ultimately, it's funny to me,
00:17:22because weren't cowboys and Indians against each other, you know, in the old days?
00:17:28Why are they teaming up?
00:17:29These are just names.
00:17:30They're just labels.
00:17:31These are things we have to get beyond.
00:17:33I mean, people, you know, people, you know,
00:17:37I mean, people, you know,
00:17:39used to hate it when Stepin Fetchit would do his thing.
00:17:43They used to hate it when, you know, the Orientals, you know,
00:17:50they were fine, and then they bombed Pearl Harbor,
00:17:52and then we start, you know,
00:17:54Oh, rock-a-rock, mister, rock-a-rock!
00:17:57Is that really bad?
00:17:58Because sometimes they do kind of talk that way.
00:18:00I mean, when is it a stereotype,
00:18:03and when is it just maybe a slight exaggeration of the natural characteristics?
00:18:07I've been the commissioner at WANC.
00:18:0981 was when I first started.
00:18:12I was tired of the way other wrestling federations seemed to.
00:18:18It was more of a circus.
00:18:21And circus, of course, is good for families,
00:18:24but we wanted something a little more,
00:18:25a little, something the kids could come to and actually learn about life.
00:18:34What is it like being tag-team partners as well as lovers?
00:18:39No, we...
00:18:41Oh, I've got to set things.
00:18:43No, we're not lovers.
00:18:45That's not a way that I go.
00:18:47I say no to that.
00:18:49But I...
00:18:50No.
00:18:51I thought you were gay.
00:18:52No, you...
00:18:53You're mistaken.
00:18:54No, no.
00:18:55I never have been, never will.
00:18:56I've never been gay.
00:18:57I've never been gay.
00:18:58I've never been gay.
00:18:59I've never been gay.
00:19:00I've never been gay.
00:19:01No, no, I never have been, never will.
00:19:03I'm not even interested in trying it, not even once.
00:19:06I wouldn't even want to try it once.
00:19:08I would never want to try it, not even once.
00:19:11I am openly gay.
00:19:13My partner...
00:19:14Yeah.
00:19:15My partner...
00:19:16Flamboyant.
00:19:17You know, he says he's not gay, and I'm comfortable with that,
00:19:21and he's comfortable with me being gay.
00:19:23And, yeah, it's...
00:19:25Very flamboyant.
00:19:26We're very good friends.
00:19:29I celebrate my love.
00:19:32The names don't hurt us.
00:19:33Names can't hurt us.
00:19:34Names can't...
00:19:35The stones hurt.
00:19:36The stones hurt.
00:19:37They hurt a bit.
00:19:38When they hit you in the right place, they hurt.
00:19:40But not because of the words.
00:19:42The words have nothing to do...
00:19:43It's just the stones that hurt, not the words.
00:19:45Yeah.
00:19:46Yeah.
00:19:47You know, there's a lot of gay...
00:19:49Young gay men in these small Alberta towns,
00:19:51a lot of young homos that are afraid to come out,
00:19:53and then they see Pretty Boy Floyd, a performer of the wrestling arts,
00:19:58and he comes through town, he's doing a show,
00:20:00and they see him out there performing,
00:20:02and they say,
00:20:03Well, you know, if Pretty Boy Floyd can come out and be proud to be gay,
00:20:07then so can I.
00:20:08I, too, can come out and be gay.
00:20:10And that's a great thing, you know,
00:20:12because, you know, you can't fix the problem unless it comes out into the open.
00:20:16You know, and it takes these people to come out,
00:20:20it takes the courage to come out so we can help fix them up, you know.
00:20:24You've got to see the disease before you can cure it.
00:20:31We're here at the chiropractic offices of Halaby and Saab
00:20:35to have an interview with the Cannonball.
00:20:38So when did you two start as a tag team in weight?
00:20:44Tag team? Always.
00:20:45Never worked solo.
00:20:47Deep breath in.
00:20:48Deep breath out.
00:20:51Never had dreams of being a superstar on your own?
00:20:54No.
00:20:55No, I'm a team player, you know.
00:20:57So, see, we just have a thing, you know.
00:20:59It's like the Beatles, the, what do they call that?
00:21:02The whole is the greater of the sum of the parts.
00:21:06That's us.
00:21:11So how did you feel when last night, from his hospital bed,
00:21:15Destroyer announced his retirement?
00:21:18What?
00:21:20Destroyer announced his retirement.
00:21:23From the hospital last night.
00:21:29Lots of media was there, not just me.
00:21:32So you've been sitting here talking to me this whole time
00:21:35and your whole point was to get to asking me about something
00:21:39that you knew I knew nothing about, right?
00:21:42So that you could get my fucking reaction,
00:21:44so that you could get your fucking award or Peabody,
00:21:47whatever the fuck it's called,
00:21:49so that you could get your fucking pretty face
00:21:51on a better channel than the one you're on right now, right?
00:21:54That's what the fuck is going on here, right?
00:21:56You don't give a shit.
00:21:57You don't actually care.
00:21:59You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about
00:22:01because I'll tell you, he's not fucking retiring, okay?
00:22:04He's not fucking quitting.
00:22:07You don't quit this.
00:22:08You don't get to quit this.
00:22:09And I'm not going to give you the fucking scene you want, okay?
00:22:13Of me freaking out.
00:22:16Fuck you.
00:22:17What are you...
00:22:18Fuck you.
00:22:19No, fuck you.
00:22:24That was great.
00:22:25Did you get that?
00:22:31So traveling across northern Alberta with Wank,
00:22:34have you witnessed any scandalous or even illegal activities?
00:22:38Oh, absolutely.
00:22:40I would say that illegal activities are more the norm than legal activities.
00:22:43I myself am a drug dealer.
00:22:45Really?
00:22:46Yeah.
00:22:47You're a drug dealer?
00:22:48Yes.
00:22:49Who do you supply to?
00:22:50How much do you traffic through to them?
00:22:52Are we talking addicts?
00:22:54Are we talking...
00:22:55We could sit here all day, go back and forth and play the name game,
00:22:59or we could grow up and play truth or dare.
00:23:02I'll go first.
00:23:03I choose truth.
00:23:05So I have to ask you a question and you have to answer truth?
00:23:08Yes.
00:23:09What are the names of the people taking drugs in Wank?
00:23:14Dare.
00:23:16I dare you to tell me the names of the people taking drugs in Wank.
00:23:24This game sucks.
00:23:31Hi.
00:23:32Hi.
00:23:33Hi.
00:23:34How'd you get back here?
00:23:36Take that off.
00:23:37Take it off.
00:23:38Off.
00:23:39Take it off.
00:23:40Get out of here.
00:23:41It's off.
00:23:42Look, look.
00:23:43Look, it's off.
00:23:44He's looking.
00:23:45He's looking.
00:23:46He's just checking something.
00:23:47He always gets too unofficial or everything.
00:23:49But do you have a few moments to speak?
00:23:51Well...
00:23:52That was a wonderful...
00:23:53It's off, right?
00:23:54Yes.
00:23:55Completely off.
00:23:56Completely.
00:23:57I can't be seen.
00:23:58You know, I just...
00:23:59I can't.
00:24:00Why is that?
00:24:01Well...
00:24:02If my wife finds out, I'm dead, okay?
00:24:05I'm just dead.
00:24:06My whole life's over.
00:24:07Your wife doesn't know that you wrestle?
00:24:08No.
00:24:09No, she doesn't.
00:24:10She doesn't.
00:24:11She hates it.
00:24:12I'm sorry, Allison.
00:24:13I'm just going to have to drive you this morning.
00:24:14But Dad's supposed to drive me.
00:24:16Well, he's not here yet, is he?
00:24:18And he always drives me.
00:24:20I hate driving with you.
00:24:22Nobody drives wing stars anymore.
00:24:24How long have you been wrestling for?
00:24:25About...
00:24:28Seven years.
00:24:29Seven years?
00:24:31Could you find that hard to keep that a secret from your family?
00:24:34Morning.
00:24:38Well, where were you?
00:24:40Will you ever tell your family?
00:24:42What do you think they would do if they found out?
00:24:44Oh, they'd leave.
00:24:45Why would I lie?
00:24:46I'm not a liar.
00:24:47What is this?
00:24:48I never said you were a liar, but no.
00:24:50Maybe we should talk about that.
00:24:51No, you don't say it outright, but you say it.
00:24:53You know, you just sort of...
00:24:54You just...
00:24:55You know, in your eyes, in your words, you say,
00:24:57I'm a liar, and I'm not.
00:24:58Look, I'm sorry.
00:24:59I missed...
00:25:01Tim?
00:25:03Tim, I need you home.
00:25:06Look, I...
00:25:08I just have a few more questions.
00:25:09I'm sorry.
00:25:10I can't talk.
00:25:11Please.
00:25:12I can't.
00:25:13What's your real name?
00:25:14I gotta get home to my wife.
00:25:15I mean, don't tell anybody, okay?
00:25:19I just want to say I'm sorry,
00:25:21but when I come to home and you and stuff,
00:25:23like, excuse the expression,
00:25:25I really say stuff I regret,
00:25:27and I'm really sorry for that.
00:25:29That's so nice.
00:25:30You're so nice.
00:25:32Do you really think so?
00:25:33Yeah, you're a nice person.
00:25:35You're the...
00:25:36Yeah?
00:25:37Yeah, I think so.
00:25:38I think you're...
00:25:39Well, I think you're a nice person, too.
00:25:41You are too kind.
00:25:42You are too kind.
00:25:43Too kind.
00:25:45Since we've been working together,
00:25:47I think that sometimes,
00:25:50when I got mad at you and stuff,
00:25:52it's not...
00:25:53It's like, you know,
00:25:54when there's friction between two people,
00:25:56sometimes it can come out of love.
00:26:00Oh, gosh.
00:26:01Oh, I don't...
00:26:04I don't feel so good.
00:26:06What?
00:26:07What did I...
00:26:08Oh, I think I'm gonna be ill.
00:26:10I'll be right back.
00:26:12Did I make you ill?
00:26:13Oh, no, it's all the beer.
00:26:15It's just...
00:26:16No, it's all the beer.
00:26:41You're not the boss of me.
00:26:46I'm the boss of me.
00:26:50You will not leave me here.
00:26:52Now, the doctor said,
00:26:53if you're gonna walk,
00:26:54you're gonna need a reason to walk.
00:26:56And if there is any reason in this world to walk,
00:26:59isn't it to come and get a hug
00:27:01from your loving fiancé?
00:27:03Yeah.
00:27:04Come on, baby.
00:27:05You can do it.
00:27:06Oh, yeah?
00:27:07Walk to me.
00:27:08Okay.
00:27:09Walk to me.
00:27:10I need a hug, baby.
00:27:12Work.
00:27:14Hello.
00:27:15Oh, baby, I am so sorry I stepped on your foot.
00:27:18I guess that probably doesn't help, huh?
00:27:20No, it's okay.
00:27:21You stepped on my good foot.
00:27:22Oh.
00:27:23So now I've got a bad knee with a good foot
00:27:25and a good knee with a bad foot.
00:27:27Oh, baby, I hate it when that happens.
00:27:29I hate that when that happens.
00:27:30I'm glad you can still laugh.
00:27:31Yeah, I can still laugh.
00:27:32And I can still probably make coffee
00:27:34and also pancakes.
00:27:37I sent him a valentine
00:27:39I sent him a valentine
00:27:41that said
00:27:42if I had a dollar
00:27:44what would cost your house
00:27:46thirty times
00:27:48Yeah, I just had to interview Alan.
00:27:50Oh, yeah?
00:27:51I was interviewing him.
00:27:52Um, he talks on the phone a lot.
00:27:55Yeah.
00:27:56Got here at noon and now it's six
00:27:58and I'm so hungry.
00:27:59I just...
00:28:00I don't really know anywhere good to eat.
00:28:06There's an Arby's just down the street.
00:28:09Oh, no.
00:28:10I think something a bit more...
00:28:12I don't know, exotic like Thai or Ethiopian.
00:28:19Not really familiar.
00:28:21I don't think you know.
00:28:23No?
00:28:24I don't know anything.
00:28:25Uh, well, is there anything around here
00:28:27that you've never been to before
00:28:28that you'd like to consider?
00:28:31Just so.
00:28:34Not really that hungry, but...
00:28:36Okay.
00:28:38Thanks anyway, though.
00:28:39Oh, that's alright.
00:28:40I might just go grab a drink somewhere, you know.
00:28:46Would you like to grab a drink somewhere?
00:28:48Uh, don't drink.
00:28:52Hey, that's okay.
00:28:54Lots of people don't drink.
00:28:55I probably shouldn't drink.
00:28:57Just drink more water and less coffee
00:28:59and all that stuff.
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:08Okay.
00:29:27This guy is bad news
00:29:29with a capital B and a capital N.
00:29:31He's a bad news guy.
00:29:33He's screwing up
00:29:35my wrestlers, my athletes.
00:29:38They are in need of help
00:29:40and I think they identify with me.
00:29:42I can't even tell you
00:29:44the damage.
00:29:46He's done the kind of damage
00:29:47that takes parents years to do.
00:29:49Are you tired of wrestling with your emotions?
00:29:51Well, come down and see me,
00:29:53Dr. Melvin Gibson, Ph.D.
00:29:55P-H-D.
00:29:56Just look at my wall.
00:30:03Look at these statistics.
00:30:05These people have all had problems.
00:30:10Now they're cured.
00:30:11You don't have to be nuts to come and see me,
00:30:13but it kind of helps.
00:30:14Body slam your insecurity.
00:30:16Suplex your sexual dysfunction.
00:30:18And remember, I'm a doctor
00:30:20and that's more than you'll ever be.
00:30:24Camera in my office?
00:30:27That would be great.
00:30:29I have these terrible headaches
00:30:31right now.
00:30:33Right now, and I kind of feel like it's your fault.
00:30:36And I don't know.
00:30:38I'm not saying it is.
00:30:40It just kind of feels that way a little bit.
00:30:42You know, before, when I came to see you
00:30:44the first time, I felt okay.
00:30:46You know, I was healthy.
00:30:48I was just, you know, I was having some issues
00:30:50with some of the other wrestlers
00:30:52and everyone said, you know,
00:30:53go see the doctor.
00:30:54And I was like,
00:30:55I don't want to go see the doctor.
00:30:58And everyone said, you know,
00:30:59go see the doctor.
00:31:00He's the guy to see.
00:31:01He's going to help you out.
00:31:02And I came and you gave me some medicine
00:31:04and now I'm shitting myself ten times a day.
00:31:07I'm spotting.
00:31:08I got headaches.
00:31:09I'm not sleeping.
00:31:11This is completely and utterly
00:31:13not a coincidence, it seems like.
00:31:15Well, if those ones aren't working,
00:31:17I can give you some of these.
00:31:28They look the same as the other ones.
00:31:30They're just a little higher dosage
00:31:33of the fuck it all.
00:31:40You want to be a wrestler?
00:31:41Yeah!
00:31:42You want to be a wrestler?
00:31:43You want to be a champion?
00:31:44Yeah!
00:31:45You can do it!
00:31:46We're going to make you the champion.
00:31:47It's going to take some sweat,
00:31:48some effort.
00:31:49It's going to take a lot of effort.
00:31:51You've got to get rid of the little boy.
00:31:53You're mean.
00:31:54You're a bad man.
00:31:56You're a bad man.
00:31:57You're a bad man.
00:31:58You're a bad man.
00:31:59You're a bad man.
00:32:00You're a bad man.
00:32:12Wrestler.
00:32:13You like that?
00:32:16You like that?
00:32:17You're on to me.
00:32:19You like praise.
00:32:20Praise for your pride.
00:32:22You like praise.
00:32:26You're not ready to quit, huh?
00:32:28You want to see the special moves?
00:32:30You want to see the special moves?
00:32:32You want to see the mask pin?
00:32:34You want to see it?
00:32:36Yeah!
00:32:38Yeah!
00:32:40Yeah!
00:32:42Yeah!
00:32:44Yeah!
00:32:46Yeah!
00:32:48Yeah!
00:32:50Yeah!
00:32:52Yeah!
00:32:54Yeah!
00:32:56Yeah!
00:32:58Yeah!
00:33:24Death,
00:33:26the great inevitable,
00:33:28as I'm fond of calling it,
00:33:30is something that
00:33:32inevitably happens
00:33:34to everybody
00:33:36practically no matter what.
00:33:44Death happens to each and every one of us
00:33:46in different ways
00:33:48and also in one very
00:33:50major way at the end of our lives.
00:33:52Meet me halfway and I'll go the extra length
00:33:54just to help you strength.
00:33:56Meet me at the AA meeting,
00:33:58needing to take more than 12 steps.
00:34:00Bring me to your hiding place
00:34:02so I can face your vice grip.
00:34:04I'll chisel every single monkey off your back
00:34:06with this ice pick.
00:34:08Come meet up with me on the sidelines
00:34:10when the game is over just to say hello.
00:34:12Then afterwards backstage to let me know
00:34:14that you enjoyed the show.
00:34:16Then go to Grandma's house for Sunday dinner.
00:34:18Sit at the head of the table,
00:34:20some say that death is merely
00:34:22a gateway,
00:34:24an opening to a new future.
00:34:28Others say it is the end
00:34:30of all life.
00:34:32I'm told he was an animal lover,
00:34:34a lover of television, candy,
00:34:36of all sorts,
00:34:38sweets, slurpees,
00:34:40what have you. He was a big fan
00:34:42of wrestling. He often would spend
00:34:44weekends and Sundays
00:34:46watching wrestling matches on the television
00:34:48and practicing moves.
00:34:50We should remember him in this way,
00:34:52in his most happy,
00:34:54in a unitard,
00:34:56sweating,
00:34:58and smiling.
00:35:00As a special
00:35:02request, Destroyer
00:35:04and Cowboy
00:35:06will reenact a few of
00:35:08oh, no, Ian's favorite
00:35:10fight from this past
00:35:12summer's Murdercade
00:35:142001. That concludes
00:35:16this portion of the service.
00:35:18We would like to have Mark Fraser
00:35:20come up and say a few
00:35:22words. I'm just going to duck out
00:35:24for one second. I'll be right back.
00:35:26Mark Fraser.
00:35:28I would like to thank you all for coming.
00:35:30Ian would have been very proud. With the
00:35:32turnout,
00:35:34Ian did love animals.
00:35:36More importantly, animals loved him.
00:35:38He, uh,
00:35:40had a way with them,
00:35:42and he had the same way with people.
00:35:44Working with Ian was, uh,
00:35:46probably the best thing that ever happened to me.
00:35:48When our parents died, I didn't want to
00:35:50wake up, and Ian was, uh,
00:35:52he was there to
00:35:54give me a reason to wake up,
00:35:56give me a reason to work hard
00:35:58and strive for things. He dragged
00:36:00me from a hole of
00:36:02hatred
00:36:04and anger, and he showed me
00:36:06that there were some good things
00:36:08to look forward to, like
00:36:10Christmas or
00:36:12Easter. I'm alone now,
00:36:14and, uh,
00:36:16I really miss him already.
00:36:22I love you, Ian.
00:36:24I don't know what I'm going to do without you.
00:36:26I don't think I can make it.
00:36:42Hm.
00:36:46Alrighty.
00:36:52Okay.
00:36:56I was walking down the street
00:36:58yesterday,
00:37:00and a man came up to me.
00:37:02He was a homeless man. He was dressed in
00:37:04rags and tatters.
00:37:06This man was homeless,
00:37:08but within him, he had a new home
00:37:10built of spirit.
00:37:12I looked in his eyes, and I did not
00:37:14see a beaten man, a man
00:37:16who had given up, a loser.
00:37:18I saw a proud man, and as
00:37:20a result, I passed him by,
00:37:22choosing not to drop
00:37:24a coin in this proud man's
00:37:26hand, in the same way that each
00:37:28of us must choose
00:37:30whether a coin
00:37:32is appropriate at this
00:37:34time to place into
00:37:36the casket. Within
00:37:38this coffin,
00:37:40his bones will always be gently
00:37:42smiling. He will never
00:37:44truly be dead.
00:37:50I'm sorry.
00:37:52I know.
00:37:54I'm sorry.
00:37:56I'm sorry.
00:37:58After this happens.
00:38:04Meet me, halfway, and I'll
00:38:06go the extra length just to help you strength.
00:38:08Meet me at the AA meeting, needing
00:38:10to take more than 12 steps. Bring me to your
00:38:12hiding place, so I can face your vice grip.
00:38:14I'll chisel every single monkey off your back
00:38:16with this ice pick. Come meet up with me
00:38:18on the sidelines when the game is over, just to
00:38:20say hello. Then afterwards, backstage,
00:38:22to let me know that you enjoyed the show.
00:38:24Then go to Grandma's house for Sunday dinner.
00:38:26Sit at the head of the table, take away the fatal flaw.
00:38:28You meet the day before I see you bleed.
00:38:30Meet me on Christmas Eve.
00:38:32We can fight, but make up before you leave.
00:38:34Dance with the rest of those who rest in pieces
00:38:36of my dreams. Meet me at the fork in the road
00:38:38where lost souls get indecisive.
00:38:40Meet me at the crossroads where I can have
00:38:42someone to walk into the light with.
00:38:48It is said that
00:38:50funerals are a ceremony of closure.
00:38:52Although I think everyone would agree
00:38:54there is no closure today.
00:38:56Will Lobo ever wrestle again?
00:38:58Will the mass ever wrestle again?
00:39:00What will happen to these men who have
00:39:02wanked across Alberta and the North?
00:39:04One thing is for certain,
00:39:06death stops everything.
00:39:08Just fuck off, all right?
00:39:10Just fuck off.
00:39:12No, you fuck off.
00:39:14Hey, you fuck off, okay?
00:39:16Yeah.
00:39:18Yeah.
00:39:20Yeah, I'll fuck off.
00:39:24No, don't worry.
00:39:26Don't worry. Look, it's not a reason to panic.
00:39:28This is not a time to panic, okay?
00:39:30This is a time he's going to reconsider.
00:39:32He's under contract with me.
00:39:34No, he's here. I know exactly where he is.
00:39:36Get the fuck out of here, please.
00:39:38Hello?
00:39:40Hello?
00:39:42Alan? What are you doing?
00:39:44I'm pooing. Oh, yeah, you know what you're doing?
00:39:46You're pooing your entire life away,
00:39:48your entire career. No, I'm pooing away
00:39:50the burrito I had for lunch.
00:39:52That's disgusting. Look, I just need to talk to you
00:39:54for a second, please. Just let me talk to you.
00:39:56All right, all right, all right.
00:39:58Listen. Come on, hey, hey.
00:40:00Don't film this. Don't film this.
00:40:02What are you guys doing? Huh? Please.
00:40:04Listen.
00:40:06Please, please, don't do this to me.
00:40:08We have a contract.
00:40:10We have a... We promise to each other.
00:40:12A promise to each other. Don't. Please, don't do this to me.
00:40:14Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan. Don't. Don't.
00:40:16Alan, I'm not trying to desert you.
00:40:18I just have to follow my own path.
00:40:20Your own...
00:40:24Jeez!
00:40:26I didn't get you in here to smell my poo, did I?
00:40:28Well, I did, but still.
00:40:30You told me to. All right, all right, all right.
00:40:32No wonder you're... Happy?
00:40:34Are we happy? Yeah.
00:40:36Yeah, I think so, but...
00:40:38Listen, we have to... We have to be...
00:40:40We have to be logical about this now.
00:40:42We can't just... We can't just break up like this.
00:40:44You said you were married to your career.
00:40:46Remember? Well, I know,
00:40:48but I'm divorcing my career,
00:40:50and I'm gonna marry a woman, a beautiful woman
00:40:52who I love more than anything.
00:40:54Please don't do this to me now, huh?
00:40:56This is the most... This is the most...
00:40:58We're almost... We're almost somebody.
00:41:00We said we wanted to be somebody. What is... Hey!
00:41:02Oh, Jesus Christ!
00:41:04This is a new low, Alan. Please!
00:41:06This is a new low. I blame you for this personally.
00:41:08I did not ask them to come here!
00:41:10What is... What is this?
00:41:12Wipe your bum!
00:41:20I've seen you both separately,
00:41:22and we've had some issues discussed,
00:41:24and I think it's good that you've reached this point
00:41:26where you can talk to me openly.
00:41:28I think it's good also.
00:41:30I agree with you, Doc.
00:41:32I'm concerned for Floyd.
00:41:34He has a problem, and I think it's psychological
00:41:36with his head,
00:41:38a problem with the brain,
00:41:40a problem that you could deal with.
00:41:42I saw your commercial on the television,
00:41:44and I thought I'd come down,
00:41:46and he has a disease, a sickness.
00:41:48A tumor or something?
00:41:50A tumor of the brain?
00:41:52Floyd is gay.
00:41:56He's gay.
00:41:58He is. You are. You're gay.
00:42:00I'm concerned about you and your gayness.
00:42:04This is why you brought me here?
00:42:06It's okay. You can admit it.
00:42:08I have admitted it!
00:42:10Well, God damn it! Why can't you fix it then?
00:42:12Do you know what I think the real problem is here?
00:42:14What?
00:42:16Can I show you something?
00:42:18Sit your glasses right there.
00:42:20What are you...
00:42:22As soon as I go pick him up,
00:42:24you're gonna make him reach for it.
00:42:26For what?
00:42:28You know damn well what I'm talking about.
00:42:30Do you see what I'm saying?
00:42:32Do you see what I'm saying?
00:42:34You know what I think the real problem is here?
00:42:36I think you're afraid that if I did touch your ass,
00:42:38you would like it.
00:42:40You are not facing the problem here.
00:42:42What the problem is,
00:42:44the problem is you will not accept the fact
00:42:46and you have to get yourself on the straight path.
00:42:48Why do you think it is he feels this way?
00:42:50I'm trying to talk to him.
00:42:52Dr. Melvin!
00:42:54Dr. Melvin!
00:42:56Like I'm the one with the problem here.
00:42:58I don't know what to say anymore.
00:43:00I don't know what to say to him.
00:43:02Sometimes,
00:43:04we have to face
00:43:06that we fear what we are.
00:43:10You're reflecting your own...
00:43:12How can I put it?
00:43:14Your...
00:43:16love for the cock?
00:43:18Let the man finish!
00:43:20What I'm trying to say is that...
00:43:22Better yet,
00:43:24why don't we just...
00:43:26Why don't we let him touch your anus?
00:43:28Because...
00:43:30This is bullshit!
00:43:32This is...
00:43:34All those degrees are bullshit!
00:43:36No!
00:43:38I'm out of here!
00:43:40I'm out of here!
00:43:42I'm taking the car!
00:43:48My favorite voice has to be
00:43:50Andre the Giant because
00:43:52that's the guy who pretty much
00:43:54associated to my size.
00:43:56Also like Coco Beware.
00:43:58With the little bird on my arms.
00:44:00You see me running like this?
00:44:02Like a bird.
00:44:04It was very exciting.
00:44:06Coco was good.
00:44:08Andre? He was a giant.
00:44:10Chunk! Chunk! Chunk!
00:44:12Chunk! Chunk! Chunk!
00:44:14Chunk! Chunk! Chunk!
00:44:16We set this up a few years ago
00:44:18with the availability of internet technology.
00:44:20We decided that we wanted
00:44:22to have a resource.
00:44:24A resource for fans
00:44:26to come online.
00:44:28And also to create a community.
00:44:30A chat room.
00:44:32Because lots of people
00:44:34want to talk on the computer
00:44:36but it's not always about penises.
00:44:42Headbutt. Headbutt.
00:44:44And he's down.
00:44:46And that's the way it goes.
00:44:481, 2, 3. Yes!
00:44:50Dear WANC.
00:44:52Of late,
00:44:54Jeff the Indian Osborne's
00:44:56behavior in the ring has been
00:44:58increasingly erratic.
00:45:00What do you think this points to?
00:45:02Well,
00:45:04sadly I'd have to say that Mr. Osborne
00:45:06is suffering a complete mental breakdown.
00:45:08And he should get himself
00:45:10cleaned up. He should get himself
00:45:12away from the WANC
00:45:14so that he's not polluted with his craziness.
00:45:16No, no, no.
00:45:18You just said it right there. Craziness.
00:45:20That's not his fault. He's sick.
00:45:22We've got to help him. We've got to give him our love.
00:45:24Our love, that's the way we're going to help him.
00:45:26It's the sickness he has.
00:45:28Don't you feel sorry for him?
00:45:30You love too much.
00:45:32You love the people that are sick.
00:45:34That's the only way to rehabilitate.
00:45:36Come on, love.
00:45:38Heart of gold. Heart of fucking gold.
00:46:02You turn
00:46:04You turn
00:46:06You turn
00:46:08Yeah
00:46:10Can I
00:46:12carry you?
00:46:24I've got the will to breathe
00:46:26and if I say another
00:46:28word then
00:46:30all of those tears would fall
00:46:32and each night you know
00:46:34that this world shines
00:46:36You shine
00:46:38You shine
00:46:40You
00:46:42shine, yeah
00:46:44Can I
00:46:46carry you?
00:46:48Can I carry you?
00:46:50Can I carry you?
00:46:52Can I carry you?
00:46:54Can I
00:46:56carry you?
00:46:58Can I carry you?
00:47:00Can I carry you?
00:47:02Can I carry you?
00:47:05We're all beautiful
00:47:09We're all beautiful
00:47:13...
00:47:34Can I carry you?
00:47:36Can I carry you?
00:47:39Can I carry you?
00:47:41Can I carry you?
00:47:43Can I carry you?
00:47:46Can I carry you?
00:47:48Can I carry you?
00:47:51Can I carry you?
00:47:53We're all beautiful
00:47:57We're all beautiful
00:48:01We're all beautiful
00:48:06Are you?
00:48:10Are you?
00:48:18Are you?
00:48:25Are you?
00:48:33...
00:48:41Can I carry you?
00:48:44Can I carry you?
00:48:46Can I carry you?
00:48:49Can I carry you?
00:48:51Can I carry you?
00:48:54Can I carry you?
00:48:56Can I carry you?
00:48:59Can I carry you?
00:49:01We're all beautiful
00:49:05Are you beautiful?
00:49:11... talking with my foot like Ali did with his hand all the time
00:49:14saying, here's my mojo guy, here's my mojo
00:49:16you're intimidated by my mojo
00:49:18here's my mojo guy
00:49:20Deb!
00:49:22Deb?
00:49:23Deb what are you doing home?
00:49:25My basket weaving class is done
00:49:28It lasts longer
00:49:29Would you like to see my project?
00:49:32What did you find?
00:49:34I found them this morning too
00:49:37But that's...
00:49:39I was going to surprise everyone next year
00:49:42You were going to surprise me with this?
00:49:44It's a Halloween costume
00:49:46No, it's not a Halloween costume
00:49:49Who are these people?
00:49:51They're friends, they're just friends, that's all
00:49:53They're just doing a video
00:49:55It's not a Halloween costume
00:49:56You told me you wouldn't wrestle
00:49:58You promised
00:50:00But I know you did because it smells
00:50:05Yeah, I'm a wrestler
00:50:07Men wrestle
00:50:08Men, that's what men do, they wrestle
00:50:10and they stink when they wrestle
00:50:12They smell because they sweat
00:50:14That's a man's smell
00:50:15It's a wrestling smell
00:50:16I like that smell
00:50:18It's a good smell, I like it
00:50:20and I can't help it, it's what I am
00:50:22Get the basket off your head
00:50:24Every time we have an argument
00:50:25it's always into the basket to hide
00:50:27I'm tired of your baskets
00:50:28I'm tired of your baskets
00:50:30I like your baskets
00:50:31but I hate when you basket hide
00:50:33Stop it!
00:50:34Look, I'm a wrestler
00:50:36No, you're not
00:50:37I am, I'm a wrestler, I wrestle
00:50:39That's what men do, they wrestle
00:50:41Who knows about this?
00:50:43Nobody
00:50:44Do the neighbors know?
00:50:45Nobody with the...
00:50:46What? No, the neighbors don't know
00:50:47Does my sister know?
00:50:48No, your sister doesn't know
00:50:49Oh my God, I bet Deb knows
00:50:50She doesn't, she doesn't
00:50:52She's like, what?
00:50:53Deb is fucking good
00:50:55Oh my God, you lost a tooth!
00:50:56No, no, no, it's not my tooth
00:50:58It's not my tooth, no, it's not
00:51:00It's a piece of gum, I just spit it out
00:51:02because I couldn't talk to you
00:51:04It was in my way, it was like a wall of gum
00:51:06Just this huge piece of monster gum thing
00:51:13Tim, I just want you to wrestle with me
00:51:20Okay, well I'll...
00:51:23We've got to go over the rules and do it safely
00:51:26That's all I've ever wanted
00:51:29Just get a piece of fluff
00:51:32Okay, um, what, when?
00:51:35Do you want to, like, do you want to go out for dinner?
00:51:38I want to do it right now
00:51:39Now?
00:51:43Tim, let's wrestle
00:51:46Oh, okay, okay, sure
00:51:48Let's wrestle right now
00:51:51Okay, let's go
00:51:52What are you, do you want me to bring the suit?
00:51:55Yeah, bring the suit
00:51:56Okay, um, hey little buddy
00:51:59This is where the camera stops
00:52:04There's some, um, there's some milk in the fridge
00:52:07Yeah, help yourself
00:52:08I made cookies yesterday
00:52:10There's some banana bread
00:52:11I make some really good cookies
00:52:13So you boys just help yourself, okay?
00:52:16Get rid of this
00:52:17Yes, feel free, okay?
00:52:18Yes, make yourself at home
00:52:20This first movie's going to be a little tricky
00:52:31I'm glad you came back
00:52:33Well, you know, there's just, uh
00:52:36There's just too much sorrow in the world, you know
00:52:39With Ian and, uh, Tupac and, uh, Biggie
00:52:44There's just too much killing, you know, and it's got to stop
00:52:47This rap game has got to end
00:52:49I'm going to try something a little different today
00:52:51I hope you don't mind
00:52:53I care about Floyd
00:52:54So if you think we can help him out, then we should do this
00:52:57Do it for Floyd
00:52:59This one's good for you, buddy
00:53:01But mostly, do it for yourself
00:53:05Huh
00:53:07All right, we'll see what I can get out of it
00:53:10Okay, I'm going to do some hypnosis
00:53:15I'm going to...
00:53:17They tried to do this to me at Klondike Days
00:53:19It doesn't work
00:53:30Raise your left hand
00:53:36Raise your right hand
00:53:40Put your hands down
00:53:45And tell me what you see
00:53:49A hockey game
00:53:52Hey, Grandpa
00:53:56Who's winning?
00:53:59You won't...
00:54:03What are you doing?
00:54:05No, don't do...
00:54:11Don't touch me there
00:54:15He touched me there
00:54:19Grandpa
00:54:22He touched me there
00:54:24I'm so sorry
00:54:31I'm so sorry
00:54:35I didn't mean to hurt you
00:54:37I didn't mean to say things to you that made you hurt
00:54:43There's something you need to understand
00:54:47That man...
00:54:49That man was a pedophile
00:54:52I am a homosexual
00:54:55Yes, you are
00:54:57You are a homosexual
00:54:59I am
00:55:00You're a big homosexual, Messiah
00:55:03A big one
00:55:05I'm hugging and you're holding
00:55:07You're the best friend
00:55:09This is so precious
00:55:13I can't believe I did this
00:55:21Everyone's talking about Jeff acting weird
00:55:23And he is acting weird, but he's under a lot of stress
00:55:25A lot of pressure, so, you know, it's kind of normal
00:55:27You know, I'm not too worried about it
00:55:29We're gonna sit down later, you know, a couple hours or so
00:55:31Have some dinner, talk about it
00:55:33Sort some things out, and everything's gonna be okay
00:55:42Jeff?
00:55:55Jeff?
00:56:06Yes!
00:56:12I did it
00:56:14The circle
00:56:16The potential
00:56:43Yes!
00:56:45I see you reaching out to Mark
00:56:47Lobo is Mexican for faithful
00:56:49The Mexican language is a very interesting one
00:56:51Does Mark ever speak?
00:56:53At the gym the other day
00:56:55Yes
00:56:56I blatantly threw myself at him
00:56:58And I was hitting on him, and I was, let's go for drinks
00:57:01And he didn't bite at all
00:57:03Something is very wrong with him
00:57:05Do you want a hug?
00:57:07No, I don't want a hug
00:57:10Do you have trouble connecting with the people around you?
00:57:12Are you unhappy with the people you're with?
00:57:14Well, yeah
00:57:16I'm traveling with a bunch of idiots
00:57:18You see my cameraman?
00:57:20He's a fucking moron
00:57:22I think the big question
00:57:24The big question that everybody really wants to know the answer to
00:57:28Is
00:57:31Why are we here?
00:57:33On this earth?
00:57:36What is our purpose here?
00:57:39We are here
00:57:41For each other
00:57:47And?
00:57:49That's it
00:58:09Can I have a hug, please?
00:58:16Yes, you may
00:58:18Okay
00:58:30Tell me what you want
00:58:32You obviously don't have what you want
00:58:39Huh
00:58:42I want
00:58:44I want
00:58:48I want to take pottery classes
00:58:52And I want
00:58:54I want to
00:58:56Have a plant that lives
00:58:58For a long time
00:59:01And I want to
00:59:03Travel the world, I want to see things
00:59:05I want to teach English in a different country
00:59:08I want to go
00:59:10I want to be in Venice
00:59:12And I want to eat what Venice people eat
00:59:14And I want to
00:59:16And I want to visit the pyramids
00:59:18I want to see the pyramids so bad
00:59:20I want to stand there and I want to just
00:59:22I just want to feel time
00:59:24Moving around me
00:59:25Because I can feel it moving around me all the time
00:59:27But I'm never really sure if it's just me
00:59:29Or if it's just the wind
00:59:31Or whatever
00:59:32But I can just feel it
00:59:33It's like a fabric
00:59:34It's like a fine silk
00:59:36It's definitely the wind, yes
00:59:38I just want
00:59:40Now you listen to me
00:59:42Today is the day
00:59:44To do the things that you want
00:59:46I just want to know somebody
00:59:47I want to know somebody
00:59:48I want to know
00:59:49Like what they like
00:59:50And what their favorite color is
00:59:51And I want to know what they like to eat
00:59:53Then you go get that
00:59:54No, I want to know
00:59:55I'll get it
00:59:56I want to smell their breath when it's bad
00:59:58And I want to
00:59:59I want to see their face when it's imperfect
01:00:02And I want to see people with bags under their eyes
01:00:04I want to see fat people
01:00:05And I want to see stretch marks
01:00:07And I want to see just ugly, ugly
01:00:09And I want to see just mad houses
01:00:11Of people tearing out their hair
01:00:13And I just want to see
01:00:14I just want to see
01:00:15Good, yes
01:00:16Whoa!
01:00:17Go get this right now
01:00:18I want you to go get what you want today
01:00:20You cannot wait till tomorrow to get what you want
01:00:23Put on your jacket right now
01:00:24Get the hell out of my house
01:00:25I want you to get what you need
01:00:27Get what you want
01:00:35Hmm
01:00:46I want to know what she's up to
01:00:48That's her business
01:00:49No
01:00:51No
01:01:03I bought her that hat
01:01:08Okay
01:01:12Okay, no, stop, stop
01:01:13Stop filming
01:01:14Stop
01:01:17Just stop it
01:01:19Hey
01:01:21We should, uh
01:01:22We should go
01:01:48Jeff, I think you're suffering from a side effect
01:01:50From the fuck-a-dolls and the alcohol
01:01:52I can't help you, but I know someone who can
01:01:55I'm not crazy
01:01:56You gotta understand what's happening
01:01:59He's coming now
01:02:00He's coming to see you
01:02:01Who is he?
01:02:03Who is he?
01:02:05Tell me your problem
01:02:08That's the guy who's been following me
01:02:12You fucker
01:02:14You stupid fucker
01:02:15Why?
01:02:17Why?
01:02:18Why aren't you saying anything?
01:02:22You're afraid to say anything now?
01:02:23No, no, no, he's just listening
01:02:25We want you to talk
01:02:28He's my partner
01:02:29Like you have a partner
01:02:31And we're here to help
01:02:32And we're gonna tag each other in and out
01:02:34I tagged him in just now
01:02:36Now he's tagging me back in
01:02:37Look
01:02:40And now I'm gonna help you
01:02:41You're gonna talk to me
01:02:42You're in on this
01:02:44You fuck
01:02:45You're in on this, you fuck
01:02:48I came here to help
01:02:52Oh, a peg
01:02:53A peg
01:03:14Hey
01:03:15Hey
01:03:16How you doing?
01:03:18Good
01:03:19You look good
01:03:21You know, the big day is coming up pretty soon
01:03:24Big day
01:03:26You said you'd be my best man
01:03:29Oh, yeah
01:03:31Yeah, of course I'll be your fucking best man
01:03:33Of course
01:03:34Yeah
01:03:35I'm not gonna fucking wimp out on you
01:03:37I'm not gonna fucking leave you
01:03:39I wouldn't just dump you, would I?
01:03:42Come on
01:03:43Come on, I just want you to get out of this, huh?
01:03:45What?
01:03:46Then I'll be your best man, huh?
01:03:47Come on
01:03:48Come on, it's easy
01:03:49Come on, bitch, let's go
01:03:54You're trying to make me wrestle
01:03:59I can't do that
01:04:05What the fuck did she do to you?
01:04:07Nothing, it's not
01:04:10I don't even know you
01:04:12Who the fuck are you?
01:04:14I'm the same guy
01:04:15No, no
01:04:17You're not
01:04:19You're...
01:04:21You're somebody else, man, you're normal
01:04:26Look, I...
01:04:28I can't
01:04:30I'm not your best man
01:04:34You're the only best man I got
01:04:37That's fucking sad, man
01:04:45I'm different now
01:04:47You have to let me be different now
01:04:50What?
01:04:58You have to let me be different
01:05:16You're 88, 88, full of shades of grey
01:05:19Who are you anyway and where did you come from?
01:05:22Dumb dumb, just when I thought I could trust someone
01:05:25The mask comes off and your face fades away
01:05:28You're 88, 88, full of shades of grey
01:05:32Black and white rainbow, you know you ain't acting right
01:05:35Game show hostess, stabbing every back in sight
01:05:39The time has come, thicken the blood
01:05:41And make no mistake, I'm a stick in the mud
01:05:44I'm a kick in your pants and I'm a lump in your throat
01:05:47And I'm a hassle in your castle, I'm a jump in your moat splash
01:05:53I like being alone, I prefer to be alone
01:05:56I would rather be alone
01:05:58Ultimately, everybody is alone
01:06:00And any time you spend with anybody else, you're just fooling yourself
01:06:03Because people will fuck you over
01:06:06You give anything to people
01:06:11Oh hey, you're a nice person, come on over to my house
01:06:14They're going to wreck your shit, they're going to steal your shit
01:06:17They're going to drink your milk, they're going to leave it out
01:06:19It'll go bad
01:06:23They'll go through your wallet and take your shit
01:06:27And the next thing you know, you've got charges on your credit card
01:06:30Why? People
01:06:35When you die, you're alone
01:06:38Unless you're in a plane crash
01:06:42And a lot of people die at the same time as you
01:06:45But still, ultimately you're alone, is my point
01:06:49And I'm alone, and I like it better being alone
01:06:53Otherwise you're alone
01:06:56And then you spend a bunch of time with someone
01:06:58And then they leave, and then you're alone again
01:07:01But you're depressed
01:07:03And how did that help?
01:07:05You know, it didn't, it didn't help at all
01:07:22You want anything else?
01:07:24No
01:07:31Sarsaparilla please
01:07:36Sarsaparilla
01:07:47Never drink downstream of the herd
01:07:53You alright there Sprout?
01:07:56No, I just lost my best friend
01:08:05That day he made it a practice
01:08:11Each day a bronco today
01:08:15And now he's a king of the cowboys
01:08:19That ever set foot on the range
01:08:22Just remember, if you find yourself in a hole
01:08:26Stop digging
01:08:29While LeBron's done his best to unload him
01:08:33Because the horse never lives, he can't sing
01:08:49What is your favorite curse word?
01:08:53Baby, don't say it
01:08:56Um, I don't have one
01:09:00Any plans for a family in the future?
01:09:02Now that you're retired
01:09:04Yeah
01:09:06Yeah, I think it would be cute, you know
01:09:08Have a little baby around
01:09:09I love babies
01:09:11I love them
01:09:12And I've always wondered what would happen, you know
01:09:14If you train someone to fight from infancy
01:09:17Starting about day, I don't know, day 4
01:09:20You know, with this and that
01:09:22And various martial arts
01:09:24As you got older, by 12 that kid would be dangerous
01:09:27By 18 he would be a hazard to anyone who knew him
01:09:31We're probably not going to do that though
01:09:33Yeah, but we might
01:09:35Probably not though
01:09:36Oh my god, that would be so romantic
01:09:38If we had people outside the church
01:09:40That would be pretty awesome
01:09:42Oh, and then they would be waiting until we said I do
01:09:45And then they'd all burst into applause like we did
01:09:48Oh, I'd love that
01:09:50These are the swords
01:09:52I made them all myself
01:09:54This is a replica of Sting
01:09:57From the film Lord of the Rings
01:09:59Which was based on the book of the same name by Junior R. Tolkien
01:10:03And it's quite a good replica, I think
01:10:07Though I haven't been able to make it glow when orcs are present
01:10:11But I'm working on it
01:10:13I'm sure it's going to be a wonderful wedding
01:10:15I think it's going to be great
01:10:17I think it's going to be all my dreams come true rolled into one
01:10:20I feel that, you know, orcs can be found in daily life
01:10:24Like if someone's towing away your car
01:10:27To me, he's kind of being an orc
01:10:30Or if some orc gets up in your face at the bar
01:10:33You better slay that orc
01:10:35Because next time that orc may be up in the face
01:10:37Of someone who's not a ranger and cannot handle an orc
01:10:39Baby
01:10:40Know what I'm saying?
01:10:41Also, there's a lot of orcs down at Canadian Revenue
01:10:44Sometimes I'd like to go down there
01:10:46Baby
01:10:47I got audited back in 97
01:10:48If you keep talking like this, they're going to think you're crazy
01:10:51Yeah, but I'm not crazy
01:10:53No, he's not crazy
01:10:55I just don't like orcs
01:10:59Good luck to the Destroyer
01:11:01Good luck, old Geller, my old friend
01:11:04Who knows, maybe someday you'll come back
01:11:07The original old Geller, he can't
01:11:10He was shot by the kid
01:11:12Well, the world of Wank has indeed changed forever
01:11:16One of its great superstars has abandoned the dreams of the ring
01:11:19To take up dreams of a different kind
01:11:21Of diapers and domesticity
01:11:27You know, I really can't do this right now
01:11:29Do we need this shot?
01:11:31Really?
01:11:32It's just...
01:11:37Let's just go, come on
01:11:39Stop filming
01:11:41Stop it
01:11:42You've got to live for once
01:11:43Stop watching things
01:11:49All you say about my hair
01:11:51All you say about my clothes
01:11:54All you say about my shoes
01:11:57All you say about my hair
01:12:00All you say about my knees
01:12:03All you say about my skin
01:12:07All you say about my shirt
01:12:10Yeah
01:12:12It gives me a lot of pride to introduce you guys to my brothers
01:12:15My boys here
01:12:16We've got Bobby
01:12:17We've got Buzz
01:12:18We've got Leslie
01:12:19We've got Jerry
01:12:20Now Leslie has a girl's name
01:12:22On account of being tremendous homosexual
01:12:25Tremendous
01:12:26Hey guys, give it up for her
01:12:27Tremendous
01:12:30You're getting married
01:12:34This is so exciting
01:12:37I've never been to a wedding
01:12:39No, leave the flowers
01:12:41You've never been to a wedding?
01:12:43No
01:12:44What's wrong with that?
01:12:45Well, it's pretty weird
01:12:47How many have you been to?
01:12:48Oh my god, tons
01:12:49Tons, tons
01:12:50Like, give me a number
01:12:51Well, probably like 12
01:12:54You've been to 12 weddings?
01:12:56I've been to 12 weddings
01:12:57For such a long time
01:12:59I remember on my first day of school
01:13:02And I was all scared because you were
01:13:05Because I didn't know anyone at school
01:13:07But you came and you guys were there helping me out
01:13:10And then a kid came out and
01:13:12He was like all in my face again
01:13:16And you guys, you were there
01:13:19And you saw me totally, I went nuts on him, right?
01:13:23I don't really remember that as well as I'd like
01:13:28I don't know, I wasn't there
01:13:30We had some mimosas this morning
01:13:32Of course, you have to
01:13:36And I had a couple of those
01:13:38You're getting married, it takes me that job, right?
01:13:42Good
01:13:44So drunk
01:13:47Nice to see you
01:13:49Yeah, no problem, look
01:13:51I appreciate that
01:13:52Because I know that you're kind of filling in
01:13:54Yeah, hey
01:13:55I know that you might have mixed feelings
01:13:56About not being my first choice as best man
01:13:58Not at all, not at all, I'm totally fine
01:13:59I'm just happy that I could step in and be the best man
01:14:03You know, it means a lot to me
01:14:04Of course, and to me
01:14:06Of course, of course
01:14:07Alright, alright
01:14:08Brandon, listen to me, sum it up, alright?
01:14:10Sum it up
01:14:12It's not about you, alright?
01:14:14It's about those two people out there
01:14:15Yeah, it's a beautiful day
01:14:16They're joining their lives together in holy matrimony
01:14:18See now, I really am gonna cry
01:14:20Alright, that's fine, it's a wedding, it's expected
01:14:23Okay, let's just
01:14:24Alright
01:14:31No fucking way
01:14:36Welcome everyone
01:14:37We would ask you to rise for the bride
01:15:07Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
01:15:10Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
01:15:15Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
01:15:20Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
01:15:25Hello?
01:15:26Somebody
01:15:28Wait, shh, shh
01:15:29The ceremonies probably already started
01:15:32Alright, well just write it out in here, alright?
01:15:34someone's bound to take a piss later or sooner or later.
01:15:37And now the portion of the service, the vows.
01:15:42This is a sacred promise, a contract
01:15:46that you are signing with each other and with the government,
01:15:52God and Satan.
01:15:54I was provided with written vows,
01:15:58but read through them and didn't think they were appropriate,
01:16:01so I provided my own.
01:16:05They're saying they're vows.
01:16:08He is.
01:16:09We need to just make sure there are no objections.
01:16:40No objections?
01:16:41Anything.
01:16:42It could be the smallest thing.
01:16:44If you just have doubts, any doubts.
01:16:48Did you hear one of them say something
01:16:49about the other at any point?
01:16:51You should bring that up.
01:16:53And if you don't, God will know.
01:16:56No?
01:17:00OK, that's enough.
01:17:02Why the fuck did we come in here together anyway?
01:17:05It's efficient.
01:17:09Shh.
01:17:17Don't fucking do that again.
01:17:21Oh, all right.
01:17:22OK, out.
01:17:24All right.
01:17:26Now, this is an important part.
01:17:30The rings, we're going to need the rings, OK?
01:17:34So I believe that the best man is going to provide them.
01:17:38Yes.
01:17:50I've prepared a poem.
01:17:55Together, we have crushed, pummeled, destroyed, pounded,
01:18:01abused in a square ring of anger.
01:18:07But today, I will tag off.
01:18:13And you two will pummel, and crush, and destroy together
01:18:20with a round ring of love.
01:18:31Look.
01:18:34Give him the ring.
01:18:38Buddy, you're a young man, hard man, shouting on the streets
01:18:42for a take on the world someday.
01:18:44I now pronounce you man and wife.
01:18:48You may kiss the bride.
01:18:51We, we are one.
01:18:54We are one.
01:18:57We are one.
01:19:00We are one.
01:19:03We are one.
01:19:07We will be rule of you.
01:19:12Sing it.
01:19:14We will be rule of you.
01:19:18You are invited to join the reception, which is taking
01:19:22place just across the way.
01:19:25I have been the Reverend Peter Jackson.
01:19:29Thank you very much for your time and attention.
01:19:33I'm available for any number of services.
01:19:37Hope to see you soon.
01:19:39Amen.
01:19:40Amen.
01:20:00She's got a mouth to say, I'll let you in your door.
01:20:08Buddy, shut up.
01:20:11OK, um, Chris?
01:20:15Chris?
01:20:17You and Danny are.
01:20:22That's what I said.
01:20:26You and Danny are.
01:20:29Uh, I just want to.
01:20:31I just, uh.
01:20:34Oh, fuck.
01:20:41Goodbye to you, my friend.
01:20:43I'm lost in love with you.
01:21:01She's got a mouth to say, I've got a chance to move.
01:21:11She's got a chance to say, I'm gone in Salvador.
01:21:26But I won't anymore knock on your door to say goodbye to you.
01:21:35But I won't anymore knock on your door to say goodbye to you.
01:21:44I'm gone.
01:22:05I'm gone.
01:22:25She's got a mouth to say, I'll let you in your door.
01:22:34She's got the chance to say, I won't give you this chance.
01:22:45So, things worked out for the best.
01:22:48Mostly.
01:22:50But I won't anymore knock on your door.
01:22:55Can we take, like, just a quick break?
01:22:59This is a little boring.
01:23:01Let's make this exciting.
01:23:03Do you know how to sing Frère Jacques?
01:23:04Oh, yeah, I love that one.
01:23:05Okay.
01:23:06Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques.
01:23:09Dormez-vous, dormez-vous.
01:23:15Ding-dang-dong, ding-dang-dong.
01:23:17Ha, ha, ha.
01:23:27Ah, my God, it's so crazy in my head.
01:23:32I don't like being mentally ill.
01:23:35I wish I were better.
01:23:37Why can't I be normal?
01:23:40The Russians.
01:23:43I'm not over-hyped with this at all.
01:23:46This event will be the biggest event of all time.
01:23:52Forget the crucifixion, forget the Titanic,
01:23:54forget the invention of the pinwheel press.
01:23:57Tonight's Wankoff, biggest event of all time.
01:24:03And the future.
01:24:08This is Phil, you know him.
01:24:10I don't know him anymore.
01:24:12Oh, and three months on a houseboat
01:24:13doesn't matter for anything?
01:24:15You stand here and talk semantics
01:24:16with the escalator.
01:24:18Okay, now, now, don't hurt me.
01:24:20This is Phil, okay?
01:24:21Don't fucking hurt me.
01:24:23It's a cheap fucking shot.
01:24:25Well, if you're gonna be sensitive about it,
01:24:26you know, maybe you should...
01:24:27Fuck you.
01:24:28I fuck you!
01:24:31You're fucking laughing at me again.
01:24:34Now, Phil, you are pretty funny.
01:24:36All right, well,
01:24:37can we please bow our head in a silent prayer?
01:24:41Dear Lord...
01:24:43Sorry, silent prayer.
01:24:46I'm sorry to get so emotional,
01:24:49but it's...
01:24:50I love the Bible.
01:24:53All those great Bible stories, you know.
01:24:56The Ant and the Grasshopper,
01:24:58or the Magician's Nephew.
01:25:02And the Lord Jesus Christ, our Savior,
01:25:05who died for our sins on...
01:25:08Amen?
01:25:10Were you guys all done?
01:25:12Well, I don't know about that.
01:25:14I think I know what this is about.
01:25:18One time when we were in red here...
01:25:22We were sharing drinks.
01:25:26And I said,
01:25:27I said,
01:25:28I said,
01:25:29I said,
01:25:30I said,
01:25:31I said,
01:25:32I said,
01:25:33I said,
01:25:34I said,
01:25:35I said,
01:25:36I said,
01:25:37I said,
01:25:38I said,
01:25:39I said,
01:25:40I said,
01:25:41I said,
01:25:42I said,
01:25:43I said.
01:25:44And I kissed him.
01:25:45We're waxing my chest because I'm too hairy, so we put these strips of magic paper
01:26:16which will be torn from my chest by Kevin and Chris.
01:26:21Do it.
01:26:23One, two...
01:26:27Ahhhh!
01:26:30That doesn't hurt that much.
01:26:33It's not as bad.
01:26:34I didn't even get it off.
01:26:35I didn't even get it off.
01:26:54Awesome.
01:26:58Wicked.
01:26:59Wicked.
01:27:03In all the sense of the word, you know.
01:27:05Whole sense.
01:27:07People.
01:27:12Destroyer!
01:27:14Seriously, you know, it's crazy he's here and for real, he's like crazy, but I'm not scared of that guy.
01:27:20You know why?
01:27:21You know why?
01:27:22Because if that guy fucking kicked my ass, man, I'd be honoured.
01:27:27I'd probably hit a counterball right here.
01:27:30You know what I'm saying?
01:27:31I mean, sure, it'd be nice to have a monkey on the tour with you.
01:27:34It'd be great, you know.
01:27:35It'd be great to have a bunch of monkeys.
01:27:36Fuck, it'd be great.
01:27:38But, you know, you've got to keep up with diapers, cigars.
01:27:43It's not cheap.
01:27:45You don't vote for the Alliance?
01:27:46No, I don't vote for the Alliance.
01:27:49Do you realise...
01:27:50That's queer.
01:27:52That's very queer.
01:27:53Queer?
01:27:54Strange.
01:27:55Strange.
01:27:57You don't, you didn't vote for them?
01:27:58I thought you had a bumper sticker that said...
01:28:00That was your bumper sticker, you put it on the back of my car.
01:28:03Why didn't you take it off?
01:28:04I told you, I'm tired of you touching my rear end.
01:28:11You know, I can go to a wrestling show and when I'm screaming, everyone else is screaming too.
01:28:18I hurt my elbow.
01:28:21That's wrestling, man.
01:28:22That's wrestling, man.
01:28:23It's like I'm with other people who are like, into the same things as me.
01:28:29See, they're crazy.
01:28:32These guys are the crazy ones.
01:28:33You want wrestlers, man.
01:28:35These guys are the crazy ones.
01:28:40Are you faking or what, man?
01:28:43Look at that.
01:28:45Oh my god.
01:28:49Is that for real, dude?
01:28:50For real, man.
01:28:53For real.
01:28:59It's rock and roll.