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Film Gorillas
  • 12 years ago
Not Rated | 1h 23min | Comedy | 30 December 2008 (USA)

On the first Friday of the school year, Pete Boslem fails to win back his girlfriend, Elizabeth. At the encouragement of his friends, Pete and his buddies decide to crash a party, where she will be, only to have it broken up by the police. Split up, running from the cops, the four friends must not only find each other, but find another party. Soon, the typical high school night, turns into the night of their lives for four friends, who are out of control, over the top, and under the influence.

Director: Joseph Wilka

Writers: Mark Lyons, Joseph Wilka

Stars: Mark Lyons, Pierce Humke, Jason Reisch
Transcript
00:00:00Reach my mind, teach me right next time
00:00:29Let me stay for one more day
00:00:36All we are is lost out there where the sun
00:00:43It's only a dream
00:01:13We saw the field when we went out to visit them earlier
00:01:16You can see, you can see this, I think we just passed here
00:01:19Because it was these woods here, you can see the field
00:01:22That's really where we just passed, so we went up and over
00:01:24So we started on this right, we're here
00:01:26We started out past this
00:01:27Sorry, thought there was a bug
00:01:29Really? I didn't see anything
00:01:31Yeah, well, it was pretty small, like, yeah, minuscule, don't worry about it
00:01:36Whatever
00:01:37So we need to head down on the map, which is that way
00:01:41So why were you staring at my hands?
00:01:45I don't know, I guess they're pretty cute looking
00:01:48Thank you, that's the first hand compliment I've ever gotten
00:01:52Really?
00:01:53Yeah, they're great, like, fucking awesome
00:01:58Two thumbs up for your hands, Ebert and Roper
00:02:05Love them
00:02:11Such a dork
00:02:18What material did you say this couch was?
00:02:22Pete, are you ready to fuck me or not?
00:02:25What?
00:02:28Who's fucking?
00:02:29We should be
00:02:30Are you serious?
00:02:34Sick
00:02:35Look, Pete, you're a great guy, we've been dating for a couple months now
00:02:38And why do you think I invited you over here with my parents gone?
00:02:42Uh, awesome
00:02:58Oh, yeah
00:03:03Pete, I want you too
00:03:09Dude
00:03:14What?
00:03:21God, fuck, work
00:03:26You know, this was, you know, this was bad
00:03:34Goddammit
00:03:39Fuck
00:03:45God, I can't go to work like this
00:03:48The job is way too demanding
00:03:55Can I get this?
00:03:56Yeah, yeah, just a sec
00:03:58I'm about to take down this big elephant
00:04:02Allow me to get that
00:04:04Thank you
00:04:05So you, uh, from around here?
00:04:07Um, yeah, I just live right up the street
00:04:09Are you from around here?
00:04:10I'm in the area
00:04:11You a big fan of memes?
00:04:13Yeah, I really like the dance beats
00:04:15Like, I love dancing
00:04:17Oh, yeah, I really like those guys
00:04:19You ever been to a memes concert?
00:04:21Um, no, but I really wanna go
00:04:23I heard there's one here next month
00:04:25Yeah, it'll be pretty sweet
00:04:26You wanna come with us?
00:04:27Totally
00:04:28Why don't you, why don't you leave me your phone number and I'll
00:04:30Okay, I will
00:04:31I'll see what I can do
00:04:33Smooth, I know
00:04:35I know, I can't help it
00:04:37But that's me, Pete Boslem
00:04:40A real Casper Van Deen
00:04:58When did I get this?
00:05:00Good morning
00:05:01We have a couple of housekeeping matters to take care of first
00:05:04Study Hall with Mr. Reed
00:05:06has been moved to the second floor on room 245
00:05:09due to the asbestos in the O-Wing rooms
00:05:13So, let's please mark that in your planners
00:05:17We all know that our crosstown game
00:05:19with our rivals the Bobcats
00:05:21is set for next week
00:05:23I expect everyone to act appropriately
00:05:25and let's hope that's all we have to say about that
00:05:28Now we have a more pressing matter to take care of this morning
00:05:31We all know that the pressures
00:05:33now that you're seniors to drink
00:05:35has reached a bit of a climax now
00:05:37Climax, what up?
00:05:40Hey, who said that?
00:05:43Inappropriate people
00:05:45Inappropriate
00:05:48Now we in the administration are well aware
00:05:51of the pressures to drink underage
00:05:53So to address that
00:05:54we have our very own improv group here today
00:05:57And a very special speaker for all of you
00:06:00to get it straight
00:06:12Let's do this
00:06:14Officer Barsas
00:06:21Thank you
00:06:22Principal Gross, that's quite a handshake
00:06:25Principal Gross, that's quite a handshake you got there
00:06:28You guys better watch out for this guy, huh?
00:06:32Alright, now young adults
00:06:35I'm gonna get right down to it
00:06:37We here at the precinct hate underage drinking
00:06:39just about as much as we hate commies
00:06:44Now should any of you decide to drink
00:06:47mass quantities of alcohol
00:06:49we will crack down on you
00:06:53Hard
00:06:55Now in high school I ran a 4-7-40 flat
00:06:57while also being the fullback for the state runner-up championships
00:07:00It's not a big deal
00:07:02I'm gonna let you in on another secret
00:07:04I've remained in peak physical shape
00:07:07and I will use my abilities
00:07:09should any of you think of skedaddling
00:07:12Now your theater group here has put together a little skit
00:07:14to demonstrate what will happen
00:07:16should you decide to consume alcohol illegally
00:07:20Now to take it away, Susan
00:07:22It's Sarah
00:07:23Whatever
00:07:24Okay, we're gonna need one volunteer
00:07:28Um, you right there
00:07:30What are you doing?
00:07:31Dude, Sarah's hot
00:07:36It's Jacob, right?
00:07:38You got it
00:07:39Okay, Jacob will be playing an innocent party guest
00:07:41trying to make his friend Mark leave
00:07:44Let's go
00:07:48Oh, I have had too much to drink
00:07:50I need to go home
00:07:52You know, you should come with me up to my room
00:07:54We can have premarital sex without a condom
00:07:57Okay, I can't make smart decisions
00:08:01What's up with her?
00:08:03She can't talk
00:08:04She had syphilis
00:08:05drove home drunk
00:08:07and now she's dead
00:08:10It could happen to you
00:08:12Jacob, man, I feel great
00:08:15Cool, this party's blown, let's go
00:08:18No, dude, we have to stay and drink, it's cool
00:08:22Freeze!
00:08:23You're all under arrest
00:08:24I got you for underage consumption of alcohol
00:08:26Oh no, I should have listened to my friend
00:08:28You're damn right
00:08:30You have the right to remain silent
00:08:32Stop resisting, sir
00:08:33It's over
00:08:34Stop resisting, sir
00:08:38She's doing my job
00:08:44Good work, slugger
00:08:45Way to fight the good fight
00:08:46What did Susan say your name was?
00:08:48Jacob
00:08:49Jacob?
00:08:50You got a last name there, Mr. De Niro?
00:08:54Parsons
00:08:55Parsons?
00:08:57I thought it was Barsons
00:08:59Maybe someday you and I can roll the beat together, huh?
00:09:02Huh?
00:09:03Uh-huh
00:09:05All right, you guys out there, you better stay clean
00:09:08or I'm gonna get mean
00:09:10High five
00:09:12I'm good
00:09:15You watch your step, son
00:09:17I got eyes in places you can't even imagine
00:09:20Let's go
00:09:27Let's have a round of applause for our special improv group today
00:09:31and our speaker, Officer Barsons
00:09:34Now, we are going to be handing out pledge cards for you to sign
00:09:38pledging that you will not drink underage
00:09:40I want you all to keep them on you
00:09:42because we will be checking from time to time
00:09:44to make sure that you have them
00:09:46This is retarded
00:09:47So with that, have a good rest of the day
00:09:50and a nice weekend
00:09:51Thank you
00:09:56Hey, nice work
00:09:58Yeah, very convincing
00:09:59Retarded
00:10:00That's what I would say
00:10:02Congratulations, Trucker
00:10:04Hey, Erdl, can we hang out at your place tonight?
00:10:06Yeah, definitely
00:10:07I'll be over at like six
00:10:08I got some new material I want to record
00:10:10Really?
00:10:11Well, can I come?
00:10:13No
00:10:14Hey, I'm gonna stock up on my lacquer
00:10:15I'll catch you guys later
00:10:16Alright, later man
00:10:28Hey, Jeff
00:10:29Hey, Pete
00:10:31Peter Shipper
00:10:32Shoot
00:10:47What?
00:10:50Hey guys, quiet down
00:10:52Mrs. Spitzer is gone for the week
00:10:54So I guess we're gonna use this time to study hall
00:10:57and I think next week you're gonna learn about Java
00:11:04Yes, Philip
00:11:05I kind of know a lot about Java
00:11:08and if it's not too much
00:11:10can I take this opportunity to teach the class a little bit?
00:11:14I guess
00:11:15Go ahead
00:11:22The Java language was created by James Gosling in June 1991
00:11:33Hey, Elizabeth
00:11:34Hi, Pete
00:11:37How was your summer?
00:11:38It was fine, Pete
00:11:41Yeah, I worked a lot
00:11:45Gosling's goals were to implement a virtual machine
00:11:48and a language that had a familiar...
00:11:50That was mine
00:11:55...and a language that had a familiar C++ style...
00:11:58So what have you been up to lately?
00:12:01Pete, knock it off
00:12:02What?
00:12:03You say you still want to be my friend
00:12:04and you don't talk to me all summer
00:12:06and now you want to act like everything's fine?
00:12:08Maybe I'm dumb enough to let you think I can explain myself
00:12:10Yes, you are
00:12:12Look, I don't want...
00:12:13Pete
00:12:14What?
00:12:15Are you listening?
00:12:16No
00:12:17This is important
00:12:19Sure, Phil
00:12:22Major web browsers soon incorporated the ability to secure Java...
00:12:27What are you doing tonight?
00:12:28I'm going over to John's
00:12:30Why are you going over there?
00:12:31He's having people over, what's the difference?
00:12:34Who's going to be there?
00:12:35I don't know, Pete
00:12:36People
00:12:38Text message
00:12:42Maybe now you pay attention
00:12:50Okay, I think we'll get started
00:12:51Principal Gross wanted me to emphasize with each of you
00:12:54that now that you are seniors
00:12:56the urge to have sex is going to be strong
00:12:59and so I have a video to start today's lesson
00:13:08V.D. is for everybody
00:13:14Not just for the few
00:13:21Anyone can share V.D.
00:13:27Hey, Sher
00:13:29Yeah, what's up?
00:13:30Dude, I'm having a fucking party tonight
00:13:33Cool
00:13:34You should come, bring some people
00:13:37Yeah, alright
00:13:38Make sure you bring some beer
00:13:39We don't want to drink up all the houses
00:13:41Yeah, bring some beer, man
00:13:42Don't drink the houses
00:13:44Yeah, totally
00:13:46Anyone can get V.D.
00:13:51That's what it's all about
00:13:58If you're curious or confused
00:14:00get information or a pamphlet at most pharmacies or a health clinic
00:14:03If you need help, see a doctor
00:14:08Erdl
00:14:10Hey, do you have any cash on you?
00:14:11Yeah, why?
00:14:13Follow me
00:14:17So what you do is you take a shot of Jäger
00:14:20and that's going to align your throat muscles
00:14:22That's you taking a much bigger bong rip
00:14:25and you hold that in and chug your beer
00:14:27and then exhale
00:14:28And will that get you fucked up?
00:14:31It's the most economically responsible way of partying
00:14:34Wow
00:14:35Yeah
00:14:37Here
00:14:38Share with your friend
00:14:51Don't worry, just keep smoking them and that'll go away
00:14:55You can find someone old enough to buy them for you
00:14:58Hey Morris, what's up?
00:15:01Alright, get out of here, kid
00:15:02Scram
00:15:03Is this supposed to be fun?
00:15:05Dude, just keep smoking
00:15:07Listen, hey, you have a fake ID, right?
00:15:12I'm 21
00:15:1920
00:15:21Cool
00:15:23Hey, that's perfect then
00:15:25So then there's hardly anything illegal about this at all
00:15:30We were wondering if you could maybe get us
00:15:32If you could pick us up some beer tonight?
00:15:35We were?
00:15:36Yeah, we were
00:15:38Some beer
00:15:39Tonight, for the party
00:15:41Yeah, some beer for tonight
00:15:42Yeah, we were
00:15:44What would you be requiring?
00:15:47Just like a, I don't know, a 30 rack
00:15:49Whatever's cheapest, man
00:15:51Whatever's cheapest
00:15:53We're going to look like idiots
00:15:54We're going to look dirty
00:15:56Look at yourself
00:15:57Look at yourself
00:15:59Second cheapest, second cheapest
00:16:01Something light
00:16:04Just whatever's a good deal
00:16:06That's perfect, that works great
00:16:0920 bucks
00:16:12What, you want me to pay?
00:16:15I didn't bring you out here for your good company
00:16:25Thank you
00:16:28You're welcome
00:16:31I'll give you a call in a little bit
00:16:33We'll meet up
00:16:35Perfect, yeah, we'll talk to you later then
00:16:42Was there anything else?
00:16:44No
00:16:46Then, bye bye
00:16:48Yeah, cool, thanks
00:16:49We'll talk to you
00:16:50Take it easy
00:16:53Date her for a little bit
00:16:54You're making out
00:16:55And you get, later on, you get more intense making out
00:16:58When do I just
00:16:59When's the right time to go for him, you know?
00:17:01Quit being such a pussy, man
00:17:02Just go for it
00:17:03Yeah, what if I, like, what if I grab him
00:17:04And then she just, like, stops
00:17:05And she's just like, what the hell are you doing?
00:17:07Like, I don't want her to be pissed
00:17:08Aw, you just say, bitch, give me those titties
00:17:10And she'll be like, oh yeah, I love being dominated by you
00:17:12Do me on the floor
00:17:15Boy
00:17:17When the hell is that going to happen
00:17:18While we're doing this hanging out at Urtleson?
00:17:21Alright, well, let's go sit around to your place then
00:17:23No, I don't mean like another person's basement, you know
00:17:25It's like, it's our senior year, we should live it up
00:17:27No, Pete
00:17:28We just promised we wouldn't party anymore, remember?
00:17:30Yeah, so
00:17:32Barson
00:17:34Barson
00:17:36I didn't see you at the track meeting last night
00:17:39That's because track doesn't start for another six months
00:17:41Well, obviously you don't take track seriously
00:17:43Your teammates do
00:17:45You're not just letting yourself down
00:17:46You're letting your whole team down
00:17:47Yeah, track and field
00:17:50But, track is an individual sport
00:17:53Relay, son
00:17:55You ever heard of them?
00:17:56You'll be lucky to get yourself on one sometime
00:17:59I'm sorry
00:18:00Don't be sorry
00:18:01Just get your butt down to the track
00:18:03And get ready for Monday
00:18:05Um, coach
00:18:07I don't know if I'm going to do track this year
00:18:10You want to be a quitter your senior year?
00:18:12God
00:18:13Looks like we got another quitter on our hands, coach
00:18:15Well, I just don't see a future for me beyond that finish line
00:18:19Well, I don't see a future for you as a stand-up comedian either
00:18:21Yeah, loser
00:18:24Why don't you take the weekend, get your shit together
00:18:26I'll see you Monday
00:18:28Okay?
00:18:30Remember to pull your head out of your ass, too
00:18:36Relay, son
00:18:37You ever heard of relays?
00:18:38God, what a tool
00:18:39You're not going to do it now, are you?
00:18:41Fuck no
00:18:42Track is easily the gayest sport ever
00:18:45All you do is run
00:18:46I don't see the appeal in that
00:18:48Every other sport is able to take the action of running
00:18:50And do something with it
00:18:51But it's like the makers of track had other things to do on idea day
00:18:55What are you going to do on Monday, then?
00:18:57Fucking cockslap that douche
00:19:05Do you have anything to eat around here that's not off-brand?
00:19:08I'd rather have Doritos and cheese-flavored Pop Fresh
00:19:12I should probably introduce my friends
00:19:14That's Jacob, my best buddy
00:19:16You know the girl at the party who's too drunk
00:19:18And your conscience tells you you probably shouldn't?
00:19:21Well, Jacob's the guy punching your conscience in the nuts
00:19:24Dude, it's the same fucking thing
00:19:26If it was the same thing, it'd be the same price
00:19:29I can taste the lack of love in my food, man
00:19:31I'll taste it
00:19:32Trust me
00:19:39T-Nate, do us a favor and put a stop to it
00:19:42Dipshit with the guitar is Trevor Ash
00:19:44The guy swears he's got the talent to make it big
00:19:47Even giving himself the performing name T-N-A because
00:19:51Because that's what I get
00:19:59Dude, whatever, I can serenade any chick with that
00:20:02Maybe any fat, ugly chick with half a brain
00:20:04But, well, I guess that's half the girls in our school
00:20:06So, congratulations
00:20:08I don't get why you guys don't appreciate my music as much as everybody else at school
00:20:12Who the fuck is everyone else?
00:20:13Name someone
00:20:15Ertski, what do you think of his music?
00:20:17Like, the fact that he actually makes music?
00:20:19Or the actual quality?
00:20:22Rounding us out is Ertle
00:20:23The biggest simpleton I know
00:20:25He comes fully equipped with a beeper
00:20:27Claiming there's no reason to upgrade
00:20:30Oh yeah, and he's in love with Daniel Day-Lewis
00:20:33Fuck
00:20:35Nothing's going right today
00:20:37What's that supposed to mean?
00:20:39Don't worry about it
00:20:40Oh, what's going on?
00:20:41It's nothing, it's just like a 40th slip
00:20:43Hey, I took psychology with you last semester
00:20:46So, I know what that means
00:20:48Fine
00:20:49Just, you know, I kind of screwed things up with Elizabeth today
00:20:52Well, how?
00:20:53I don't know, I was talking to her at school
00:20:55Well, what'd you say?
00:20:56I'm getting to it, Ertle
00:20:57Fucking get to it already
00:20:59Right, well, I don't know
00:21:01You're chewing me out for breaking up with her
00:21:04And I guess I acted dumb
00:21:05Dude, she got hotter with the summer
00:21:07Yes, where?
00:21:09A little bit thinner, a little bit tanner
00:21:11Boobs got a little bit bigger
00:21:12The lady does have some nice breasts
00:21:16So all you gotta do is go up to her and show her who's boss
00:21:19This is what you do
00:21:22Alright, now she's obviously seen you but looked away
00:21:25But she kept you in her peripheral so every move you make is vital
00:21:31Bye, Pete
00:21:33Alright, you really fucked that up, man
00:21:35You can't see her and then look away
00:21:37Because that means you're not interested
00:21:39Because that means you're not interested
00:21:41You stare at her too long and you're a creep
00:21:43On your way down you gotta keep her in your sights
00:21:45But since you're such a badass
00:21:47Cool things interrupt your gaze so you're not staring
00:21:49It goes like this
00:22:10Hi, Pete
00:22:11I know
00:22:15That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard
00:22:17Dude, believe me, it's bulletproof
00:22:19You're guaranteed to slay bitties with that
00:22:21Yeah, I'll try that out next time
00:22:23Dude, you guys gotta learn how to play guitar
00:22:25I play a little bigger guitar, how about that?
00:22:27Dude, then why don't you write something
00:22:29And bring it to a party
00:22:31And then you write a song about it
00:22:33And then you write a song about it
00:22:34And then you write a song about it
00:22:35And then you write a song about it
00:22:36And then you write a song about it
00:22:37Dude, why don't you write something
00:22:39And bring it to a party
00:22:41Why don't you guys at least just go to a party?
00:22:43Hey, suck and fuck
00:22:45He wants to slay, not hold hands with the girl
00:22:47Yeah, and when was the last time you slayed?
00:22:51I could if I wanted
00:22:53Pumpkin
00:22:58Hey, why don't you prove it
00:23:00My boy John Kotz told me today
00:23:02That he's having people over tonight
00:23:04And I should bring some buddies
00:23:05How's John, your boy?
00:23:06Getting party advice from him now?
00:23:08That's a douche
00:23:09What makes him a douche?
00:23:14Just is
00:23:15Dude, who cares?
00:23:16He said Elizabeth's gonna go to John's tonight
00:23:18So there you go
00:23:19Yeah, I don't know
00:23:20Dude
00:23:21Sounds kinda dumb
00:23:22No fucking sense
00:23:24You should talk, gay and gay
00:23:26You shouldn't, Jake and stupid head
00:23:32Screw it, I'm in
00:23:33Yes
00:23:34Sweet
00:23:35I gotta shower
00:23:36What time is it?
00:23:37Uh, quarter after six
00:23:40Alright
00:23:41Alright
00:23:42Go home, shower up
00:23:44Meet back at my place at eight
00:23:46We'll pre-game there
00:23:47I got some beer from Morris
00:23:48Deal
00:23:49Alright
00:23:50Who's gonna drive if we're all smashed up?
00:23:51I'm not drinking tonight
00:23:53I don't, you know
00:23:54I don't perform as well if I'm intoxicated
00:23:56Ah, give up
00:23:58Jake, you wanna pick me up
00:23:59So my sister can have the car?
00:24:00Yeah, fine
00:24:01Hey, hey dog
00:24:02Give me a beep when you're coming over, okay?
00:24:04Yeah
00:24:05Hey, that reminds me, Riddle
00:24:07The cast of Dallas called
00:24:08They want their beeper back
00:24:10Oh, fuck you
00:24:12Shower up, boy
00:24:13Tonight, we got a date with destiny
00:24:32Sup, ladies
00:24:34Sup, ladies
00:24:37Hey, ladies
00:24:39What's up?
00:24:41I wanna make out with you
00:24:44I wanna hold your hand after that
00:24:47I look at people
00:24:49And see nothing worth liking
00:24:52But I look at you
00:24:54And I like you
00:24:55Yeah, that's a cool shirt
00:24:57Where'd you get it?
00:24:59Gap, nice
00:25:00Man, do I like Gap
00:25:02You know, you fall right in to the Gap
00:25:05You have a really good job
00:25:07And a really strong job
00:25:09And you're a really strong wine
00:25:11And I respect that
00:25:13Yeah, I just came over, you know
00:25:15We had some beers
00:25:17You know, like, we drink beer
00:25:19When we wanna get drunk
00:25:20Can we just, like, make out again?
00:25:22Since we haven't done that in a while
00:25:23Alright, come on
00:25:25But it doesn't matter
00:25:27That you have a strong job
00:25:29Because I'm gonna be really fuckin' famous
00:25:32Well, have you seen There Will Be Blood?
00:25:37You know what they should've called it?
00:25:39There Will Be Semen
00:25:43Cause I'm gonna fuck you
00:25:46Some people think I'm anal
00:25:49Are you anal?
00:25:51Do you like anal?
00:25:53Your boobs look nice, they look great
00:25:55Did you park very close to the house?
00:25:58And the light?
00:26:00Cause I could walk you to your car
00:26:02No, she's gonna think I'm gonna rape her
00:26:04Hey girl, you know what I got?
00:26:06This
00:26:08Beer, you're gonna love it
00:26:10Cerveza in Spanish
00:26:11So are you wearing a thong?
00:26:13Or not wearing anything?
00:26:17Fuck!
00:26:18Surprise!
00:26:19Can you hold this for me a second?
00:26:21In your mouth
00:26:22In your mouth
00:26:47Seriously?
00:26:49What?
00:26:50Sonic could go out every night
00:26:52So figured I'd look good
00:26:54You look like cotton candy
00:26:56Dude, Elizabeth likes this shit
00:26:59No way, man
00:27:01If she dated you, there's no way she likes that stuff
00:27:04People look at that and think
00:27:05You're either lame as hell
00:27:06Or pleading to get your knob slobbed
00:27:08In which case, you'd still be lame as hell
00:27:11We never really got that far
00:27:13And don't I wanna get my knob slobbed?
00:27:15Duh, but you can't just throw it in a girl's face
00:27:17Literally and figuratively
00:27:21Did you try on everything you own or what?
00:27:24Finally, I don't change
00:27:27Thank you
00:27:28I'm embarrassed just to be standing next to you
00:27:30Don't worry about tonight, man
00:27:32You got it made in the shade
00:27:34False
00:27:35Dude, it doesn't matter
00:27:36It's Friday night
00:27:37She's gonna be a little tipsy at least
00:27:39And she hasn't tasted cock in a while
00:27:41She's hungry for it, man
00:27:42Trust me
00:27:43Dude, she's probably not even gonna wanna talk to me
00:27:45No way, man
00:27:46It's gonna go down like this
00:27:47You walk in, lay down some sweet joke
00:27:50And she laughs, she's lovin' it
00:27:52And before you know it, you're like
00:27:53Yeah?
00:27:54And she's like
00:27:55Yeah?
00:27:56And you're like
00:27:57Oh yeah
00:27:58You're an idiot
00:28:00It's in the bag, man
00:28:01Let's go
00:28:02Make sure you beat Bertle
00:28:04Yeah, I hope he has enough bars
00:28:12Hi
00:28:13Hello
00:28:14Trevor downstairs?
00:28:15I think he's downstairs playing some music
00:28:17He says he's almost done with his next CD
00:28:20Yeah, I know
00:28:21I'm really jealous
00:28:23Alec, can I get you boys anything?
00:28:25You should be good
00:28:26Okay
00:28:31What's up, man?
00:28:32Hey, what's up?
00:28:34Where's Ertl?
00:28:35He's taking the dog
00:28:36Did you grab the dog?
00:28:37Yeah, man
00:28:38Yeah, your mom is into this
00:28:40Did you know that you refer to yourself as Faggin' Fag?
00:28:44Dude, what the fuck?
00:28:46Yeah, it's T and A
00:28:48And yeah, I told her it stood for Trinity and Angels
00:28:51Oh, you're clever
00:28:52I'm finished!
00:28:55Glad you made it out in one piece
00:28:57Good stuff, dude
00:28:58No kidding
00:28:59Good stuff
00:29:00I think you can handle one
00:29:02I don't wanna
00:29:03I'm drivin' tonight
00:29:04My fingers aren't gonna operate if I'm drunk
00:29:06Maybe you should stop rubbing your fingers all over your clitoris
00:29:09Then
00:29:10Pussy
00:29:11What is he talkin' about?
00:29:12Trevor!
00:29:13I'm going over to your uncle's
00:29:15I love you too, mom!
00:29:16Bye, have a good time
00:29:20Well
00:29:21Hey
00:29:22Let's do it
00:29:24Hold up a sec
00:29:26Let's not over-hype tonight, alright?
00:29:28I mean, this party could end up blowin' or whatever
00:29:30And I just don't think we should get our hopes up
00:29:32So, just roll with whatever happens, cool?
00:29:34Alright, cool
00:29:35Okay, okay
00:29:36Cheers
00:29:38Ugh!
00:29:39This is gonna be the greatest night ever!
00:29:42You said it!
00:29:43Yeah, it is!
00:29:45I drink my milkshake!
00:29:47Shut up, Earl!
00:29:48Guys, for serious though, like
00:29:50Like, Elizabeth, man, like
00:29:51So hot!
00:29:52Ha!
00:29:53You got this!
00:29:54Yeah! You got this!
00:29:55I do!
00:29:56I've got this!
00:29:57I already told you
00:29:58Yeah!
00:30:00Woo!
00:30:01Dude
00:30:02Should we go?
00:30:03Yeah, let's do it
00:30:04Damn skippy, we should go
00:30:05Alright, hold on
00:30:06We got, like, four beers left
00:30:08Nice
00:30:09You guys wanna, like, shotgun one for the road?
00:30:11Yeah, dude!
00:30:12I'll fuckin' shotgun, man!
00:30:13Alright, set this up
00:30:14Keep it kind, motherfucker!
00:30:15Woo!
00:30:23That was loaded
00:30:27What the fuck?
00:30:29Why was that loaded?
00:30:31You just shot my fucking TV!
00:30:33Dude!
00:30:34Dude!
00:30:35What the fuck is a live shotgun lying around the house?
00:30:38Do you realize how much shit I'm in right now?
00:30:40Not only did I have to tell my parents that we broke our TV
00:30:43But that we shot it with a fucking shotgun!
00:30:46Dude
00:30:47I can fix this, don't worry!
00:30:49How the fuck are you gonna fix that?
00:30:51I'm sorry
00:30:58Huh?
00:31:00Are you fucking retarded?
00:31:04What?
00:31:05What the fuck is supposed to happen when my parents come downstairs and wanna watch TV?
00:31:09Or when they say, oh, I wonder what this blanket is on the television?
00:31:14What the fuck?
00:31:15I'll fuckin' buy you a new one, but until then
00:31:19You are a fucking idiot!
00:31:21I'm the worst
00:31:26Oh, sorry
00:31:27Oh, I'm finished
00:31:29Nice
00:31:34Huh
00:31:36Okay
00:31:37Shut up
00:31:38Just give me a fucking second to explain
00:31:41I'm sorry
00:31:42And we shouldn't let this ruin our night
00:31:44I mean, it was one little mistake
00:31:47Yeah, okay, okay
00:31:49Well, maybe if your one little mistake was spilling beer or something, that'd be great
00:31:53But, uh, no, hey
00:31:55Oh, I'm brutal
00:31:56I'm gonna take a shotgun off the wall
00:31:58And frickin' destroy my TV!
00:32:00First of all, it was on the table
00:32:02Second of all, your fuckin' parents are crazy
00:32:05Hey, I love my mom
00:32:07She is a very nice woman
00:32:09Hey, man
00:32:10Maybe you could sell some of your CDs?
00:32:14Oh, my God
00:32:16Is that what I should do?
00:32:17I should sell some CDs?
00:32:18I'd pay for the TV
00:32:20Yeah, I'd take my job
00:32:22Oh, God
00:32:23Oh, man, I love you guys
00:32:25I fuckin' love you guys
00:32:26Oh, you're so funny
00:32:28I know
00:32:30God damn it
00:32:31God damn it
00:32:32I was gonna be nice and let us listen to the radio
00:32:35But we're gonna listen to my favorite freakin' band in the world
00:32:39Me
00:32:40Dude
00:32:43We're sorry, man
00:32:44We mean it
00:32:55Jennifer, Brian, what's up?
00:32:57What's up?
00:32:59Who did you bring?
00:33:01These are just some of my buddies
00:33:03Jacob, Pete, Burtle
00:33:05What's up, fuckers?
00:33:06You guys bring some beer?
00:33:08Yeah, actually, our good buddy is bringing, like, two cases later on
00:33:13Alright, cool
00:33:14Just don't drink all the beer here
00:33:15Save some for the girls
00:33:16Yeah, totally
00:33:17Dude, you gotta check out this girl's tits, man
00:33:20Later, fag
00:33:23Yeah, he's a real winner
00:33:25Fuck
00:33:28Trevor!
00:33:29What's up, baby doll?
00:33:30I love this kid
00:33:32Hey, give me a hug
00:33:36I wrote a new song just for you
00:33:49Hey, what's up, Pete?
00:33:50Frank, what's shakin'?
00:33:52Not much, man, this party's pretty lame
00:33:59Oh, dear lord
00:34:05Is that Kelly Hammond?
00:34:08Dude, when did she get so hot?
00:34:10I don't know
00:34:13She might as well have boner right on her forehead
00:34:17Damn
00:34:20Well, boys, looks like it's my time
00:34:24Ballsy
00:34:25I'm gonna grab a drink
00:34:26Hey, did you see Elizabeth in here?
00:34:27Stevens?
00:34:28Yeah
00:34:29Nah, man, but, I don't know, some of her friends are out here somewhere
00:34:33So, she ought to be coming soon
00:34:35Didn't you guys break up?
00:34:37Oh, well, we'll see
00:34:42Looking for someone? Something?
00:34:46Nothing you can help me with
00:34:48I doubt that
00:34:51Really?
00:34:52Yeah, what you drinking? Beer?
00:34:54You like beer? I love beer, I'll grab you another one
00:35:07Hey, teen lame
00:35:09I'm totally hooking up with Kelly tonight
00:35:13Okay
00:35:16Anyway
00:35:19Do you wanna, like, hear some freestyle or something?
00:35:25Sure
00:35:28Hey, have you seen Elizabeth? I can't do this now
00:35:33Here you go
00:35:34Oh, thanks
00:35:35You know my boyfriend, John, right?
00:35:38Yeah, big boy
00:35:40I just met him
00:35:42Didn't have my girlfriend there, queer?
00:35:44No
00:35:45I'm pretty sure you hit her enough
00:35:47I was about to hit you with the steel-toed boot to the grill
00:35:50Well, I'd prefer if you didn't
00:35:53Well, how about this then?
00:36:00Fuck this
00:36:05Hey, were you in my algebra class?
00:36:09Yeah
00:36:11So?
00:36:14Seen their will-be blood?
00:36:19Good luck having fun tonight, ass-clown
00:36:24Say
00:36:26God, you girls are so cute, I just
00:36:29You know, here's some of my free stuff
00:36:31You know, but tell your friends
00:36:33They can check me out on MySpace
00:36:35MySpace.com slash TNA
00:36:37They can buy more of my CDs, but
00:36:40God, you two are so cute
00:36:42You can have those for free
00:36:45Fuck
00:36:51Hey, Elizabeth
00:36:55Dude, we gotta go
00:36:57Dude, Elizabeth just called
00:36:58Dude, we gotta go now
00:36:59I need to talk to her, I gotta do this
00:37:00Well, tell her to go to that because the cops are coming
00:37:03What?
00:37:04I just called the cops
00:37:06You just called the cops?
00:37:08Well, I sure as hell didn't beep on them
00:37:10Why would you do that?
00:37:11I'll explain later, but right now
00:37:13Freeze
00:37:17Nero
00:37:19Shit, go, go, go, go, go
00:37:26Shit
00:37:27Fuck
00:37:43Fuck
00:37:59This is Officer Barsons
00:38:00I'm in pursuit of two individuals
00:38:02Believed to be under the influence
00:38:04Need assistance, over
00:38:05Barsons, there's like 30 kids in this house
00:38:07Get your ass back here
00:38:09Negative, sir
00:38:10I will continue pursuit, over
00:38:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:38:14In there
00:38:34I think we lost them
00:38:35God, you're an idiot
00:38:37What?
00:38:38Can't believe you called the fucking cops
00:38:41Hey
00:38:43Fuck
00:39:13Fuck
00:39:37Come on, Barsons
00:39:38Slow and steady is gonna win this rapid race
00:39:43Where the fuck are those guys?
00:40:13Fuck
00:40:36Come on, Barsons
00:40:37You gotta dig deep
00:40:40It's the fourth quarter
00:40:41Send this baby into overtime.
00:40:54Oh, don't worry guys. We're gonna have the best fucking night ever.
00:40:59Wait, where did this happen?
00:41:01In the living room, next to the couch.
00:41:03Oh yeah, by the fish tank.
00:41:05Yeah, so the guy was all over me, and he couldn't get that I wasn't interested.
00:41:09So we thought that broke my heart.
00:41:11In that little ranger, I've never seen how close to the end you get when you feel like it.
00:41:16Yeah, and now we're stuck in the woods.
00:41:18Just great, Tracy.
00:41:19Well, it's better than getting your right up by the cuff.
00:41:22We'll see.
00:41:23Shit! What was that?
00:41:26Hey guys.
00:41:29What the hell are you doing?
00:41:32Just, you know, hanging out.
00:41:34In case, you know, cops show up.
00:41:37So I can jump them, you know, show them who's boss.
00:41:42And who are you?
00:41:44I'm Ertl. Chris Ertl.
00:41:47Friends call me Ertl because, you know, it's my last name.
00:41:50But we go to school together.
00:41:52Oh, great.
00:41:54Yeah, so, well, we should probably get going.
00:41:58Just in case the cops do decide to show up or anything, you know.
00:42:02We can take care of ourselves.
00:42:04Yeah.
00:42:06Okay.
00:42:08Awesome.
00:42:10I'll just follow you guys then.
00:42:13Shit.
00:42:29Hello?
00:42:30Hey, Jen-Jen. It's Trevor.
00:42:33I know.
00:42:36Yeah, so you girls made it out of there alright, right?
00:42:39Yeah, we can run pretty quickly.
00:42:41I think you got away too.
00:42:43Yeah? Ain't no fuzz gonna catch me.
00:42:45Right.
00:42:46What are you girls doing the rest of the night?
00:42:48Well, Britt and Elizabeth are with me.
00:42:50And I guess Christine Evans, you know that junior who's having people over.
00:42:53Oh, sweet. Alright.
00:42:55Yeah, so I think we're gonna go over there.
00:42:57You could come too, I guess.
00:42:59Oh, you're darling.
00:43:01Where's the house at?
00:43:03It's on South Ridgedale. There's some small street by it.
00:43:05I don't know. We're on...
00:43:07Oh, I think I just passed you, actually.
00:43:10Really? We're, like, way out here.
00:43:12Yeah, no, I am too. Listen.
00:43:14Hey, I'll just follow you. We'll talk to you later. See ya.
00:43:17I love the way you make me feel.
00:43:19I love the way I make you feel.
00:43:21I love the way we make each other feel.
00:43:25I love to feel your...
00:43:30This is just great.
00:43:32We're stuck in here. She's probably gonna hook up with some random guy.
00:43:35She's not gonna hook up with some random guy.
00:43:38She totally will. She'll do it just to spite me.
00:43:40Dude, we got time, man. The night is young.
00:43:43Yeah, and while we're stuck in here, she's out there doing God knows what.
00:43:47She could be in jail for all you know.
00:43:50Yeah, thanks for that.
00:43:51Hey, man, I'll still get you a shot with her, dude. Trust me.
00:43:54Yeah, while you're at it, you're gonna whip me up some scones.
00:43:58Wait. Listen.
00:44:03This is Barson's. I am still in pursuit. Repeat, still in pursuit.
00:44:06Barson, we asked you to get those donuts over an hour ago.
00:44:09Negative, sir. I'm still two-sixes shy of a Yahtzee.
00:44:14Where are you?
00:44:16Where'd those other fuckers run off to?
00:44:30Hey!
00:44:37Hey!
00:44:41Dude, let's hide up here.
00:44:42Dude, no. I got a better idea. Call my phone.
00:44:45Aren't you gonna want that back?
00:44:46Just call it.
00:44:56Still batting a thousand, you two fuckers. Aren't you, Barsons?
00:45:07Shit.
00:45:13If I say I'm a wuss, you'll agree.
00:45:16We haven't seen it, Ertl. We don't think it's funny.
00:45:19Yeah, just tell us where we're going.
00:45:21I thought I was following you guys.
00:45:23What? Are you shitting me?
00:45:25Are you literally taking a shit on my face right now?
00:45:30Well, just call one of your friends.
00:45:34Well, just call one of your friends at the party and see if we can come back.
00:45:38We left our purses at the party. Our phones are in our purses.
00:45:41Just use yours.
00:45:42I can't. I don't have a phone.
00:45:45I have a beeper.
00:45:47What, you keep that with your Tamagotchi?
00:45:49No. I don't have a Tamagotchi either.
00:45:54We are with an idiot!
00:45:57Bitch.
00:45:58I heard that.
00:46:03Fuck.
00:46:22Hey.
00:46:27It's my Visa card. I can't leave home without it.
00:46:33I know, right?
00:46:36Touchdown!
00:46:49I think I'm probably at the wrong party.
00:46:54I'm just... I'm gonna go to the right party.
00:46:56No way, man. No way.
00:47:04You wanna play?
00:47:05Something? Yeah.
00:47:08Yeah. Yeah, totally.
00:47:10For sure.
00:47:13I'm just gonna sit on the floor.
00:47:18My name's TNA. I'm on MySpace. You guys can check me out.
00:47:24Okay. Alright, well, here's the song.
00:47:27Well, I'll just play it.
00:47:29Go ahead, man. Cool.
00:47:31I love the way you make me feel. I love the way I make you feel.
00:47:36I love the way we make each other feel.
00:47:43Great. We're in the middle of nowhere.
00:47:46Oh, it's okay.
00:47:48Uh, yeah. They're there.
00:47:54Hey, it's the water tower. Who do we know that lives out here?
00:47:58Morris.
00:47:59Yeah, doesn't Morris live out here?
00:48:01Morris?
00:48:10Hello. Hi.
00:48:11Is Morris home?
00:48:12Yes, he is. He's downstairs with Erica.
00:48:14Great. May we come in?
00:48:16Sure. Come on in. I don't cold.
00:48:18Thanks.
00:48:21Thank you, Morris' mom.
00:48:23You're welcome.
00:48:28Hey, Morris.
00:48:31Hey.
00:48:46Didn't I buy you beer earlier?
00:48:49Um, yeah. For my friend Trevor and myself today.
00:48:54Yeah. Squirtle, right?
00:48:57Um, it's a riddle, actually.
00:48:59We were at a party that got rolled. We ended up wandering through the woods.
00:49:04That's annoying.
00:49:12I remember I was at a party that-
00:49:16Morris, can I get you and your friends anything to-
00:49:18Shut up, Mom! I'm talking!
00:49:20Oh, sorry.
00:49:23Anyway, what was I saying?
00:49:27Uh, you were at a party.
00:49:29Yeah, that's right. Well, I ended up just chilling in a cupboard until the cops left.
00:49:43Holy shit.
00:49:52What?
00:50:07Do you guys- Do you do that a lot?
00:50:10I don't know, Laura. Do we do that a lot?
00:50:14Gosh, Tracy. I don't know.
00:50:18Uh, I don't know if I should.
00:50:21Bertle, Urkel, Squirtle, Bertle, Christopher, Urkel, Bertle.
00:50:29You need to chill out, son.
00:50:31I don't really smoke, though.
00:50:33Nobody really does anything.
00:50:38What?
00:50:40Okay.
00:50:47Dude, you need to welcome the cough.
00:50:50Fuck!
00:50:51Accept it. Take it home and rail the fucking shit out of that cough.
00:50:57That was good!
00:51:01You wanna bust out the bong?
00:51:04What?
00:51:12When I look into your eyes
00:51:18I see your heart
00:51:22Hey, it's pretty good, man. Pretty good.
00:51:25Thanks!
00:51:26Mind if I play?
00:51:28Yeah, totally. Go ahead.
00:51:31I just hope my music was as beautiful as these girls here.
00:51:36Yeah. Precious.
00:51:39Hey, how about we take it outside, right? Beautiful night.
00:51:42Yeah.
00:51:43Yeah.
00:51:44Yeah, for sure.
00:51:47Yeah.
00:51:56Jared, come on. Don't do this.
00:51:59Everybody knows how tough you are. Just don't do this, okay?
00:52:02I'm just gonna take care of this, babe.
00:52:12I call this guitar on fire.
00:52:18Touch that!
00:52:20What the fuck? That's like $600!
00:52:23Touch that? Guitar on fire?
00:52:26Yeah, get it? It's freaking stupid. It's not even clever at all.
00:52:29You wanna make something of it? You wanna make something of it?
00:52:32A little outnumbered.
00:52:33And outgunned.
00:52:36Not that it'd matter anyway.
00:52:40Fuck you, man.
00:52:48Fuck you.
00:53:00He's a real classy guy, I know.
00:53:03How the hell am I gonna replace that?
00:53:06That thing costs like $600. I can't make him pay for it.
00:53:09I don't even know the dickhead's name.
00:53:11It's Jared. And he is a bit of an asshole.
00:53:14Really, you think?
00:53:17I'm Kayla, by the way.
00:53:19Trevor.
00:53:23Trevor, could I give you a little advice?
00:53:26Don't try so hard to impress girls.
00:53:30I mean, your guitar doesn't always have to be your opener.
00:53:34What, am I supposed to work out all the time and just be a jackass to impress girls like you?
00:53:39No. But you don't have to write me a song, either.
00:53:48Oh.
00:53:50Well, there's this party that I was supposed to be at.
00:53:58Do you wanna go with me?
00:54:02Not like steady. Like, do you just wanna go to the party with me?
00:54:06Sure, that sounds fun.
00:54:09But, first things first.
00:54:17Trevor still is not answering his phone.
00:54:19He's probably playing some Jack Johnson shit for some girls.
00:54:23Absolutely no game.
00:54:25I seem to remember you getting a beer dumped on your head earlier.
00:54:28Yeah, but that wasn't by a girl.
00:54:31Whatever.
00:54:32Out late tonight, aren't we boys?
00:54:34Yeah, long night.
00:54:36Hear that? Sorry I'm gonna have to make it longer for you.
00:54:39You're not bothering us. Don't worry about it.
00:54:41I don't think you're hearing me.
00:54:43I'm gonna keep the wallets, or you're gonna taste metal.
00:54:46Serious fucking heck.
00:54:50Take it easy, man.
00:54:57What's this?
00:54:59It's a pledge to not drink hard.
00:55:02Classy.
00:55:04I think I'll let you hang on to this.
00:55:07I'm gonna keep the big boy wallet.
00:55:10Hey boys, got a jet? Bigger fish to fry?
00:55:13This is just great.
00:55:15Hey, I can get us out of this.
00:55:17No, I don't want to hear another dumb idea that's just gonna get us in more trouble.
00:55:21And don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.
00:55:23I don't.
00:55:24You're the reason we're out here tonight.
00:55:26Fuck, you're the reason for most of my problems.
00:55:28Hey man, don't try and put this on me. That's bullshit.
00:55:30Oh come on, who the fuck called the cops at the first party, huh?
00:55:33I mean, jeez, everything we've done tonight is your idea, and look where the hell it got us.
00:55:36You didn't have to listen to me.
00:55:37Oh no, you didn't give me a chance not to.
00:55:39It's always, oh come on Pete, it's gonna be fine, everything's gonna work out, trust me.
00:55:43You know what? There are fucking does.
00:55:45But God, the only reason we got away from that cop was my idea.
00:55:48So what, got us into a little trouble, big deal.
00:55:51Oh, let's not forget about the granddaddy of them all breaking up with Elizabeth.
00:55:54Oh fuck that. You said you wanted to and I supported you.
00:55:57You practically gave me the idea.
00:55:59No, I'll take the heat for the shit that happened tonight, but God knows you dropped the ball on Elizabeth.
00:56:03Oh yeah, how'd I do that?
00:56:04You get a girl like that and you say, oh she's nice but it just doesn't click, or some shit.
00:56:08You never gave it a chance to click and now it's taken you the whole summer to figure that out.
00:56:12I mean, you sit on this huge oil well and you're too much of a bitch to dig it up.
00:56:16Christ, I'm starting to sound like fucking Erdl.
00:56:19Fine, maybe I'm just a big bitch then.
00:56:21God, I'm just gonna screw up everything, great.
00:56:23You're not gonna screw up everything.
00:56:25You know what you want now, so fucking go get it.
00:56:27Alright, fine, I will. Thanks for your support.
00:56:30You're welcome. Can we stop yelling now?
00:56:32Fine.
00:56:33Fine.
00:56:39We good?
00:56:41Sure.
00:56:43Cool.
00:56:48And he could go all the way!
00:56:52Woo!
00:56:53Let's go!
00:56:54Yeah!
00:56:55Stay chipped! Stay chipped, baby! Woo!
00:56:58Hey.
00:56:59Woo-hoo!
00:57:00Hey, buddy.
00:57:01Yeah, baby! Woo!
00:57:02I left you a little surprise outside.
00:57:05What is it?
00:57:06You just have to go find out.
00:57:13Please be Black Thong.
00:57:26Bitch!
00:57:37Bitch!
00:57:43No, it's stupid.
00:57:44Why?
00:57:45Because it would never happen.
00:57:47The part in Almost Famous where everybody gets over their problems by singing Tiny Dancer,
00:57:51that would never happen.
00:57:54So you got a problem with musicals too?
00:57:56No, musicals are supposed to be a spectacle, that's the point.
00:57:59You can't do that when you're trying to tell a realistic story.
00:58:02I don't know, man.
00:58:03I kind of like it when music's like the central role, man.
00:58:06It's cool.
00:58:08Okay, well like Garden State.
00:58:10It's like, Zach Braff decided to come up with this deep soundtrack for really emo kids to listen to
00:58:16and be like, oh god, I'm so emo, this music is so dark and edgy like me.
00:58:22And then they make a love story around it?
00:58:25It's totally lame.
00:58:26What about the end to say anything?
00:58:28Pfft, mad game.
00:58:30Hello?
00:58:31Jacob!
00:58:32Dude, where the hell have you been?
00:58:33Dude, you're not gonna believe what happened.
00:58:35I don't care, just come pick us up.
00:58:37Dude!
00:58:38Alright, where are you?
00:58:40Quick Mart on 12.
00:58:41Okay, I'll be there in a second.
00:58:42Hey, call Ertl, wherever the fuck he is.
00:58:54I smoke your milkshake!
00:58:58Hello, Mr. Beeper!
00:59:00You have a beeper, dude?
00:59:02Yeah, I know, right?
00:59:04Hey, can I borrow your phone?
00:59:10Sure.
00:59:13Thanks.
00:59:21Hey, what's up?
00:59:22Hey!
00:59:23Yo, dawg, what up?
00:59:24Dude, where the hell are you?
00:59:27Just chillin'.
00:59:29Where are you?
00:59:30Me, Jacob, and Pete are meeting at the Quick Stop on 12.
00:59:33Get over there.
00:59:34Okay.
00:59:37Here you go.
00:59:38Thanks.
00:59:40Hey, you guys wanna go to a gas station?
00:59:43Why?
00:59:44I don't know, my friend just wants me to go there.
00:59:49Yeah.
00:59:51Yeah.
00:59:55I just feel like I'm watching the world through a shaded TV screen.
00:59:59Dude, what channel is your world on?
01:00:0239.
01:00:04Discover Channel.
01:00:07I know.
01:00:11So, you wanna go?
01:00:16Yeah.
01:00:19Yeah, let's go.
01:00:23Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
01:00:25Have you ever played rock, paper, scissors before?
01:00:27Occasionally, yes, I've played the game.
01:00:29Oh, you're just terrible?
01:00:31Yeah, I'm terrible.
01:00:33What up, douchebags?
01:00:35About damn time.
01:00:37Hey, have you guys seen Ertl?
01:00:39No.
01:00:45Night time is...
01:00:47pretty awesome.
01:00:50Yeah, it is.
01:00:52I have a question.
01:00:54When girls get boners,
01:00:57how big do their boobs get?
01:00:59I mean, like, in comparison to when they don't have boners?
01:01:02I don't know.
01:01:04Why don't we find out?
01:01:10Yeah, find out.
01:01:26Night time is fucking awesome.
01:01:30Coming up on your gas station.
01:01:34Oh, it's not my gas station.
01:01:36It's not my gas station.
01:01:38It's not like I own it or anything.
01:01:40Dude, I'd be sick if you did.
01:01:43Oh, shut up, boy.
01:01:51I'm king of the world!
01:01:57Hey, guys!
01:01:59Hey.
01:02:05See you, guys.
01:02:07Bye.
01:02:09Bye.
01:02:15See ya.
01:02:17Hey, forgot your sunglasses.
01:02:19Oh, cool, thanks.
01:02:22Huh?
01:02:26What the fuck?
01:02:39So you guys can do that and not get mad at one another, right?
01:02:43Something like that.
01:02:45Sweet.
01:02:48Wanna go down?
01:02:51Okay, but dibs next.
01:02:56Let's party!
01:02:58What's up, fellas?
01:03:01Who were they?
01:03:03Oh, they were just my two lesbian girlfriends.
01:03:08Whatever. Are you guys ready?
01:03:12Fee-fi-fo-fum.
01:03:16I smell the blood alcohol content of some little fuckers.
01:03:20And at zero point, you're mine.
01:03:24Nobody move.
01:03:31Give it up. He's not coming and he's not going.
01:03:34I think he's ignoring me.
01:03:36Well, forget him. There's plenty of other guys here.
01:03:41Looks like crime doesn't pay, does it, boys?
01:03:43There you go.
01:03:45One at a time.
01:03:47Squeeze on him in there.
01:03:5018?
01:03:51Yeah?
01:03:52Up front.
01:03:54Windows sit on those donuts.
01:03:56Broken TV, burnt guitar, what's the use?
01:04:06Officer, those guys robbed us earlier.
01:04:08Yeah, yeah, that's the oldest trick in the book.
01:04:10No, I'm serious. Look.
01:04:14Dear God.
01:04:16This is Officer Barsons. I'm currently on 12th and Grange.
01:04:1912th and Grange. Repeat.
01:04:21There's a 219 in progress.
01:04:23Suspects appear to be armed and dangerous.
01:04:25Requesting assistance. Over.
01:04:29It's fucking showtime.
01:04:47You found contraband and weaponry all over the automobile.
01:04:51Well done, Barsons.
01:04:55Thank you, sir. I was just, uh...
01:04:57Just doing my job.
01:05:03Fuck yeah!
01:05:05Man!
01:05:08That's for you fuckers.
01:05:17Consider this a warning.
01:05:19Alright, but next time you won't be so lucky.
01:05:23Oh yeah, there's one more thing.
01:05:26High five.
01:05:27Come on. Feel it. Come on. High five.
01:05:30Come on. High five.
01:05:32Low five.
01:05:34High five.
01:05:35Alright, you guys get on out of here, huh?
01:05:37Huh? Okay.
01:05:39Alright. Thanks, officer.
01:05:41Have a nice day.
01:05:44I am the man.
01:06:03Let's do this.
01:06:13Oh, hey. Hey, aren't you that guitar guy?
01:06:16Like, like the guy with the guitar?
01:06:18Yeah, sort of.
01:06:20Oh my gosh, that's so cool. We play the song?
01:06:23Uh, maybe later.
01:06:25No, why don't you play right now? Like, come on.
01:06:29Uh, cool. I think so. Some other time.
01:06:33Oh my god, did you guys hear that guy?
01:06:35Such an asshole. He told me to go fuck myself.
01:06:44I'm sorry.
01:06:46Yeah!
01:07:05What the fuck, guy?
01:07:13Hey, Pete.
01:07:15Frank.
01:07:17Dude, uh, looks like people are having some fun at this party.
01:07:21Yeah, looks like it.
01:07:24Oh, I saw Elizabeth.
01:07:26You did?
01:07:27Yeah, she's here.
01:07:28Where?
01:07:29Right here.
01:07:31Um...
01:07:32What the fuck, man?
01:07:33Oh, she's over there.
01:07:39What?
01:07:40You know, she was cops?
01:07:41Yeah!
01:07:42What the hell is she doing talking to him?
01:07:44I don't know, man. I heard, like, he ran away from his house or something.
01:07:48God, how many girlfriends does this guy need?
01:07:50Why isn't she even talking to him? I mean, like, I saw him with, like, two or three other girls just this morning.
01:07:54No, dude. He doesn't even date them. He just bones them.
01:07:57What?
01:07:58Yeah, man, I heard... I heard he walks up and he's like,
01:08:02Hey, what's up? Uh, so, my name's John. You want to bone?
01:08:07Yeah, that's it.
01:08:09Such a fucking tool.
01:08:12You know, you gotta admire his ambition.
01:08:21Fuck that.
01:08:24Um...
01:08:32Hey, guys.
01:08:33Hi, Pete.
01:08:34Hey, Elizabeth. How you doing?
01:08:35Can I help you, brah?
01:08:37Uh, yeah, brah. Excuse us.
01:08:40Uh, I don't know if you can see straight, but we're in the middle of a pretty good conversation right now.
01:08:45Yeah, I bet it's real stimulating.
01:08:48Hi, what's up?
01:08:49Hey, you don't want to do something you're going to regret, tiny Tim.
01:08:52Listen up, troll monkey. How about you back the fuck up?
01:08:55You know what? It's alright. I can get better pussy in grade school.
01:08:59Sweet.
01:09:00Come to a Jewish douchebag like him...
01:09:03Shit.
01:09:06Suck it!
01:09:09Anyways, where were we?
01:09:14Pete, guys! Knock it off!
01:09:25You guys are all fags. F-A-G-S.
01:09:28F-A-G-S.
01:09:31Welcome to Earth!
01:09:33Yeah!
01:09:49Alright, here we go.
01:09:53Come on! Take that bitch down!
01:09:59Yeah!
01:10:05Oh, God!
01:10:12Never have I ever had a dick in my life.
01:10:14God, seriously, you guys always pick on me.
01:10:16What's up?
01:10:17Hold it there.
01:10:18Shit, sweet.
01:10:20Let me show you a beer.
01:10:22This is the most economically responsible way to party.
01:10:26Hey, mind if I join in on this?
01:10:42What the hell is the problem? Do you have a whiskey dick or something?
01:10:45No, I don't have a fucking whiskey dick. Some retard kicked me in the balls.
01:10:48Would you figure it out?
01:10:50I will. Just let me go piss first. God.
01:10:55Shit.
01:11:26Three Ninjas. Best movie ever.
01:11:36Hi.
01:11:37John?
01:11:38Uh, John had to go. His parents came and picked him up.
01:11:41Oh. Well, you can come in, I guess.
01:11:46Cool.
01:11:56So here's the thing. There's like millions of parallel universes out there, right?
01:12:01And every decision we make affects them all.
01:12:04But here's the fucked up shit.
01:12:08How do we know we're not the evil parallel universe?
01:12:12Think about that for a second, okay?
01:12:20So, uh, ladies freshmen or what?
01:12:24Hey, girls!
01:12:26Oh my God. That's a girl with syphilis.
01:12:28What?
01:12:29Syphilis girl!
01:12:30John, I don't have syphilis!
01:12:32It was just a skit!
01:12:34Guys!
01:12:35It was just a skit!
01:12:45Draenor!
01:12:46Draenor!
01:12:47Woo!
01:12:48Woo!
01:12:50I fucking got all of you.
01:12:54Where the fuck did the rail go?
01:12:56Dude, there's no fucking rail.
01:12:58There was a fucking rail here two seconds ago and somebody fucking stole it, dude.
01:13:02Where the fuck did the rail go?
01:13:04Is he okay?
01:13:07Jesus Christ.
01:13:19What'd the cop do?
01:13:21Elizabeth.
01:13:24You look like hell.
01:13:27Thanks.
01:13:28You look like it too.
01:13:29So what'd you do tonight?
01:13:32You mean besides me kicking back and having a few?
01:13:36Let's see.
01:13:38Jacob and I spent most of the night running from the cops.
01:13:42Hit out in a kid's playhouse for a little while.
01:13:45We got arrested.
01:13:46Oh yeah, we got mugged too.
01:13:49Are you serious?
01:13:50Yeah.
01:13:51Yeah, it was great.
01:13:52Oh.
01:13:53Yeah.
01:13:54Don't worry about it though, it's a long story.
01:13:58So, trying to get out more before you go to college?
01:14:02Maybe get lucky?
01:14:03Yeah, sure.
01:14:12I don't know, it's just that like, every time I got my hopes up tonight, it got worse.
01:14:16Like, I didn't want to go out in the first place.
01:14:18The guys just talked me into it, and I mostly went because I knew you were going to be there.
01:14:22I was just hoping not to screw things up again.
01:14:25Well, that plan's out the window.
01:14:28Yeah.
01:14:30Sorry about that.
01:14:32That's alright.
01:14:33He deserved it.
01:14:34Yeah, he did.
01:14:37Dude.
01:14:38Well, it was just great to see you get worked up about something.
01:14:41It was quite flattering, actually.
01:14:43Really?
01:14:47Thanks.
01:14:49I was hoping to impress you.
01:14:52Well, you did.
01:15:00So, I guess it'd be dumb to go back to the way things were, huh?
01:15:06Hey.
01:15:08Hey.
01:15:10Hey.
01:15:12Hey.
01:15:25So, you really got arrested?
01:15:28It's just for fun.
01:15:41Woo!
01:15:42Ah!
01:15:46Ah!
01:15:47Woo!
01:15:48Woo!
01:15:49Yeah!
01:15:50I won!
01:15:51Awesome!
01:15:52Woo!
01:16:07Yeah.
01:16:12Yeah.
01:16:36Hey.
01:16:38Morning.
01:16:40Hey there, you.
01:16:41Hey.
01:16:43So, got any big plans for the rest of this weekend?
01:16:47I'm pretty sure I'm calling in sick to work.
01:16:50Mm-hmm.
01:16:52Then I'm going to sleep for the rest of the week.
01:16:55Wow.
01:16:56Mm-hmm.
01:16:57It's going to be tight.
01:16:58Well, I know this really happened party that's going on later tonight.
01:17:03No.
01:17:04Mm-hmm.
01:17:05No.
01:17:06Oh, come on. It's going to be fun.
01:17:07No, don't.
01:17:08Don't.
01:17:09Yeah, it'll be so fun.
01:17:10Mm-mm.
01:17:11Come on, stop being such a girl.
01:17:13I'll be a girl if we can sleep.
01:17:15No.
01:17:35Where'd she go?
01:17:38I don't know.
01:18:08What?
01:18:33Whoa.
01:18:39Jesus, man.
01:18:45You need a rally, son.
01:18:48I'm finished.
01:18:54Dude, this is the coolest thing ever.
01:18:56It's only five bucks.
01:18:58She still gave it to me.
01:18:59Yeah, she just happened to have a Guitar Center gift card on her.
01:19:02Maybe she works there.
01:19:05Oh, my God.
01:19:08Dude, I'm marrying this one.
01:19:10You're retarded.
01:19:13So, did you guys have fun last night or what?
01:19:15Yeah.
01:19:16I want to die.
01:19:18What do you guys want to do now?
01:19:20Breakfast, Advil, sleep.
01:19:22Dibs all of them.
01:19:24You can't call dibs. I call dibs on sleeping.
01:19:27Guys, you don't have to call dibs on those things.
01:19:29You know, you just do them.
01:19:30Bullshit. I call dibs first. You can't break the rules.
01:19:33All right, cool.
01:19:34Uh, Dibs, Jacob has to go to track practice on Monday.
01:19:37How about dibs on me cockslapping you in the face?
01:20:07Red Rover, bitch.
01:20:37Take it slow
01:20:41She got stuck
01:20:44In a frozen trap
01:20:48Those mistakes
01:20:51Are catching up
01:20:55Well, I know she was born at home
01:21:02All her life's gonna take its toll
01:21:08All her life's gonna take its toll
01:21:12All her life's gonna take its toll
01:21:17All her life's gonna take its toll
01:21:22All her life's gonna take its toll
01:21:27All her life's gonna take its toll
01:21:33I sold my soul
01:21:37I've paid the toll
01:21:40I watch it roll away
01:21:43We're haunted
01:21:45Let's get rid
01:21:47And bury those years to tear
01:22:02♪
01:22:07This house, it looks like 75
01:22:09You can sit all down the street
01:22:13God, it's so good to be alive
01:22:16But I'm starting to feel the heat
01:22:20I've been waiting by the side of the road
01:22:23You can wait all day and you may explode
01:22:27We've been waiting by the side of the road
01:22:30Waiting, waiting, waiting...