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00:05They're worth their weight in gold.
00:09Comedy gold, that is.
00:10I never knew you were listening.
00:12Never even knew you were there.
00:14Welcome to WatchMojo.com.
00:15And today, we're counting down our picks for the top 10 fat guys in movies and TV.
00:21Good choice.
00:21We don't know if it's because they're jolly or jiggly, but let's be blunt.
00:26Fat guys are hilarious.
00:28You should see that toast.
00:30I couldn't even get it through the door.
00:31With so much character to love, this list celebrates every pound of these chubby-cheeked screen legends.
00:37Hello, Newman.
00:39Even if they're cartoons and thin actors in fat suits.
00:43Spare me.
00:4410.
00:45Jeff Green, curb your enthusiasm.
00:47Great.
00:48Yeah?
00:48Yeah, great.
00:49He's a Hollywood manager, so it's safe to say Jeff Green has no ethics or integrity.
00:55I have more food experience than you like.
00:57The best friend, manager, and second fiddle to Larry David.
01:01He cheats on his wife regularly.
01:03Simple, simple, simple.
01:05Sometimes has a foul mouth.
01:07Don't f***ing suffer me.
01:09And consistently makes bad choices regarding his weight.
01:12You weigh like eight pounds.
01:13What do you know about food?
01:14At least according to his wife.
01:15You know what?
01:16Talk to your friends and neighbors down at that end of the table.
01:18Although he's shameless and irresponsible, we love him for his proclivities, because he speaks and acts in ways that, much
01:25like Larry, are somehow still very righteous and humanizing despite his faults.
01:30I agree with you, but listen man, I am starving. My blood sugar is just going down to my feet.
01:36Number 9, Eric Cartman, South Park.
01:39That fat little f*** is finally getting what's coming to him.
01:41He's a 90-pound 10-year-old that's full of himself.
01:44And that's putting it mildly.
01:46That's because you're too grumpy and negative to believe it.
01:49He has friends, but it's made clear throughout the series that no one really likes him.
01:53And the feeling is mutual.
01:55I don't trust any of you assholes! Where are you sons of bitches?
01:59Popular probably because he's controversial, Cartman's arrogance often takes the form of social and political commentary, misguided as it may
02:07be.
02:08All we can try to do is have a positive attitude about it.
02:10However, seeing him celebrate and subsequently suffer because of his own ignorance and ego is usually what gets the biggest
02:17laughs.
02:18Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
02:19And when it comes to Cartman, everything is always big.
02:23Wow, Craig. I can't believe you just went there.
02:25Here we were having a perfectly nice conversation about Kenny being poor and Kyle being a Jew, and you just
02:29decided to go 9-11 and bust out the fat quip.
02:31Number 8. Peter Griffin, Family Guy.
02:34Yeah, this seems like it'll be fun. Real fun. Not entertain your wife's parents while your wife is at work
02:39fun.
02:39He's a crude character with a low-brow sense of humor.
02:42And nothing's funnier to general audiences than this larger-than-life imbecile.
02:46Hey, let's put on fake eyelashes and flirt with people on the bus.
02:49Peter Griffin is a family man whose naive thought processes and childish antics.
02:55I got a piercing, too.
02:57Make most middle-aged suburban fathers look fantastic by comparison.
03:01I was dating your mother. I don't like the way condoms feel.
03:03Next thing you know, I got a mortgage, a kid, and a crappy job at a toy factory.
03:06It's most likely what makes him so appealing to the masses.
03:09I had no idea.
03:11However, he's also a fat ass...
03:13Is he the food man?
03:15...who rarely, if ever, thinks before he speaks and acts.
03:18Hey, hey, hey, douchebags. We got a great show for you tonight.
03:21We're betting that gut of his comes from one too many nights spent drinking at the drunken clam with his
03:26pals.
03:27Oh, yeah, I read about this part on Yelp.
03:29John Bluto Blutarski, Animal House.
03:32Come on in.
03:33He might have a 0.0 GPA and be in his seventh year of college.
03:39Don't you have any respect for yourself?
03:42But he sure knows how to rally the troops.
03:44Well, just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this!
03:50Bluto is an inspiration to college party animals, slackers, and academic degenerates around the world.
04:00The college crewneck sweatshirt everyone's been wearing for decades since this film?
04:05Yeah, he invented that.
04:08The human zit? Yep, his doing.
04:11I'm a zit. Get it?
04:12And cafeteria food fights? Well, you can blame him for that, too.
04:16Food fight!
04:20Number 6. Professor Sherman Klump, the nutty professor.
04:24Morning.
04:26He's gentle, sweet, lovable, and adorable.
04:29But clumsy and lacking in confidence due to his weight issues.
04:33Who is sucking whose titties over here?
04:35Yes!
04:36Yes!
04:38Yes!
04:39Unlike most politically incorrect fatty caricatures, the Sherman Klump character is no fool.
04:44Sherman, you are a brilliant man.
04:46In fact, he's quite the contrary, and that's why he gets so much audience sympathy.
04:51Yes, absolutely, yes.
04:52He may be subject to the standard fat joke fare of breaking chairs and ripping clothes.
04:59But these cheap shots in comedy have never been so endearing.
05:03I mean, the fact of the matter is, I'm a big man.
05:06Now, I will lose weight, but I'm always going to be big no matter what I do.
05:10So anybody I wind up with is just going to have to accept me for who I am.
05:14Hey, hey, hey, it's FAT ALBERT!
05:27Hey, hey, hey, it's the leader of the Junkyard Gang.
05:34This big guy is a musician that plays sports and leads by positive example.
05:39Everybody's different in their own way.
05:45Through his adventures, he and his gang dispense advice on social issues.
05:49Like what?
05:50Like peer pressure and bullying, while having fun and staying cool.
05:53Ooh, wow.
05:56Gee.
05:57He's based on Bill Cosby's own memories, and it's no wonder his legacy spans generations.
06:03Hey, hey, hey, I guess that wraps up the old ball game.
06:07Yes, Simpsons.
06:13The Simpsons has its share of funny fatties.
06:16This one's yours, Rafi.
06:22We're thinking everyone spends a little too much time at Krusty Burger and Moe's.
06:26Why can't I hang out at the bar all day?
06:28But no one's as fat, lazy, and funny as Homer, who, over the show's decades-long run,
06:35has evolved slightly beyond the bumbling working-class stereotype.
06:38Now, to save on calories, I won't eat the paper in the fortune cookie.
06:42Slightly.
06:43I should get back to the treadmill.
06:46He's lovable and innocent, even pitiful on occasion.
06:50I cheat on my diet, but nobody knows, because the damage is on the inside,
06:55and the first warning sign is sudden death.
06:58But beyond a little absent-mindedness...
07:01That's weird, my armpits are getting wet!
07:03...this donut-loving beer swigger can be a responsible parent that's supportive of his family.
07:08Parenting, it's the one job you know you're always doing right.
07:17D-plus? Oh my god. I pass!
07:23There's no need to doll up the description here. Tommy is a buffoon.
07:27That's my name!
07:28The late Chris Farley pretty much pioneered the low-brow, funny-fat man for modern slapstick,
07:33with all his flailing stubby arms and Humpty Dumpty tumbles.
07:37Look out! I've got cat-like speed and reflexes.
07:41In this film, Tommy is a fat slob, plain and simple.
07:45That guy in a little coat...
07:49Still, he's a driven, determined protagonist that we laugh both at and with,
07:54because of his ability to entertain us so thoroughly.
07:57Maniac on the floor, and I'm dancing like I've never danced before.
08:04And because he genuinely seems to be trying to protect his father's legacy.
08:11I was checking the, uh, specs on the end line for the rotary girder.
08:17I'm retarded.
08:18Number two, Jabba the Hutt, Star Wars Episode VI, Return of the Jedi.
08:26So, Jabba isn't yucking up one-liners or embarrassing himself for us,
08:35because he's a villain and a crime boss that we're supposed to take semi-seriously.
08:44It's really hard to do this, however, seeing as he's a big blob
08:48and basically the punchline for what happens when Sloth marries obesity.
08:55Yet, he's the ultimate boss, with every kind of criminal and entertainer in Tatooine at his beck and call.
09:02Fear him.
09:06Before we reveal our top pick, here are some honorable mentions.
09:10This is going to end with you and me running through the jungle, screaming and crying.
09:14Catches me first because I'm heavy and I get cramps.
09:18Hey, maintenant, would Monsieur care for an aperitif, or would he prefer to order straight away?
09:24I'll show you dickless.
09:33I would so love to see her bring a ray of sunshine into her tragic life.
09:38But, alas, I can't afford it, for I am, as you know, but a simple postal worker.
09:48He's a disgruntled Scottish guard known for his lethal temper and his unusual eating habits.
09:54He weighs a metric ton.
09:56His name?
09:57Fat Bastard.
09:59Fatsuits, fart jokes, and furries.
10:01Yes, sir!
10:02If any one of those F-words offends you, then Fat Bastard sure will.
10:06Faster than he can say one of his signature catchphrases.
10:09I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back ribs.
10:12This nemesis of Austin Powers is a Scottish-accented employee of Dr. Evil, who weighs one metric ton.
10:20I'm dead sexy.
10:21Look at my sexy body.
10:24And that's doubly terrifying because it means he's strong, too.
10:28Come here, I'm gonna eat you!
10:30He's vulgarity in every sense of the word, and his poor taste, pun intended, isn't limited to food,
10:36since he threatens and boasts of actually eating people.
10:40Well, listen up, city gem.
10:42I ate the baby!
10:44Do you agree with our list?
10:45Why?
10:47Why did you do this?
10:49Which pop culture fat guys did we miss?
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10:58Yeah, you know what?
10:59Screw this!
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