00:00It's a bad time, this time of year.
00:18How many times is he going to tell this story?
00:21Oh, let him tell it. I love fairy tales.
00:24This ain't no fairy tale, little girl.
00:27If you don't take it seriously, you're a fool.
00:36The first Valentine's dance in 20 years.
00:38Has to be something special.
00:44Oh, Flanders, you've got to get a lot of exercise if you're going to grapple with Gretchen.
00:51Oh, yeah? Well, I got a Valentine for her that she's never going to forget.
00:57Right to the heart, huh?
01:04In this town on Valentine's Day, everybody loses their heart.
01:09Roses are red, violets are blue.
01:15One is dead, and so are you.
01:19It can't be happening again.
01:23Stop!
01:24It can't be happening again.
01:28What's going on over on Valentine Bluffs?
01:31Looks like Harry Warden's back in town.
01:34It happened once.
01:36It happened twice.
01:39Cancel the dance or it'll happen twice.
01:48In the town of Valentine Bluffs,
01:51there are many ways to die.
02:02Take your pick.
02:05My Bloody Valentine.
