00:00Hello, anybody there? I love me, I love me, I love me.
00:17When I first met me, I fell in love with me. Cause that's the kind of guy I am.
00:28When I first saw me, I fell in love with me because couldn't find anybody better.
00:37That's what this heartbreak is all about.
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01:37Well, you're probably wondering what a fantastic guy, where's he coming from, right?
01:53Well, with chest hair like this, who really cares?
01:57You see, my neighbor and myself, Chris, we put together this little act, and we were
02:06spotted by a talent agent who's coming around to sign us to a wonderful deal.
02:10She's already, she doesn't really know this yet, but when we were playing at
02:15Robert De Niro's party the other night, there was a record executive there from
02:18Capital and, well, I actually got a 12 record deal. I'll buy the first one at
02:24four dollars and pay regular price for the others. So anyway, stay tuned. We'll be
02:28right back in just a second. Bye-bye.