00:00Hey, you look good. Hope you're almost ready. He's gonna be here any second.
00:05I don't know why I'm doing this, Pam. I don't trust Julie. I mean, what if this guy's a loser?
00:10He's not a loser. He made senior partner at his law firm by the time he was like 28.
00:14So all he cares about is his career and money?
00:17Not according to Julie. He's a volunteer with the Special Olympics. He's on the board of the New York Philharmonic.
00:22Oh, he's opening a new restaurant with Derek Jeter.
00:25But he's probably got one of those awkward character faces that sort of really has to grow on you, right?
00:30Hmm. Mr. Character Face is on the cover of Gotham Magazine.
00:36That's him?
00:38That's him.
00:42Yeah.
00:46And he's here.
00:47Go.
00:48Do I look okay?
00:49Gorgeous.
00:50Have fun.
00:51Bye.
00:56You've got several of them. I'm telling you, don't knock shopping on TV until you've tried it.
01:01I think you're the first person I've ever met who actually buys stuff off television.
01:04No, come on.
01:05That's true.
01:06Where do you think I got this scarf? And you know what? I bet it's softer than yours.
01:10Okay, see, that's where I draw the line. Do not start putting down the scarf.
01:14Here, feel this. 100% pashmina. Well, at least that's what the guy in the street told me.
01:18Come on, then. Wow, that is soft. Well, you know, I...
01:22Hey, Mr. H. Table's ready, sir.
01:25Great.
01:29Table's ready.
01:31After you.
01:35So, um, Carrie tells me you design clothes for kids.
01:40Yes, clothes for kids. I design clothes for kids. Kids' clothes.
01:46Awesome. Awesome.
01:47So if I see some kids looking weird this summer, it may be your fault, then.
01:52Um, I...
01:53No, I'm just joking. I'm just joking.
01:55Ah.
01:56Your Russian standard vodka, sir.
01:58Am I that predictable, Abby?
02:01Are you good with that, or would you prefer a glass of wine?
02:03No. I could, um, use it.
02:11So here's to a wonderful evening.
02:15Cheers.
02:16Cheers.
02:18Mmm.
02:19Those Russians know something.
02:24This is a nice place.
02:27Oh, it's great. Oh, you gotta check out the ceiling.
02:30Those beams are taken out of this old Quaker meeting house out in rural Pennsylvania.
02:34I mean, look, it's all oak. Isn't that something?
02:38It's gorgeous.
02:39Oh, wow, Jake, what's this?
02:42Oh, wow, Jake, what's this?
02:43Well, Mr. H, this is a vichyssoise, courtesy of Chef Billy.
02:48Now, we heard that you guys were coming in tonight,
02:50so he's put together a special four-course meal for you.
02:53Lobster okay tonight?
02:55It's okay with me if it's okay with you, unless you want to check out the menu.
02:59Beth, unless you want to check out the menu, or...
03:01No, that sounds lovely.
03:04Terrific.
03:05Please thank the chef. Thank you.
03:08Bon appetit.
03:12Oh, you've got something on your...
03:16Oh, something on my neck?
03:18Leave it to me to embarrass myself on a first date.
03:22Here.
03:24Here? Here?
03:25A bit more on the left.
03:28Well, one left side of dribbly Beth.
03:36Thanks. I mean, no biggie.
03:38Trust me, I've been through worse.
03:40I mean, as a kid, I used to get made fun of all the time.
03:44Is it because of your...
03:46My stutter. I used to have a really bad stutter.
03:49It actually took probably nine years of speech therapy to get rid of it.
04:03So, was there anything else they may have made fun of?
04:11No, no, no.
04:12Anything at all?
04:13Oh, yeah, some kids used to talk a little smack about my neck.
04:17Oh, God!
04:21I thought I was going crazy.
04:23What?
04:24I mean, not a big deal.
04:27Oh.
04:28At all. It's just, um...
04:31What is the story there?
04:32Oh, uh...
04:34When I was six, I fell off my bike and I landed on the sprinkler head,
04:38and they had to stitch me up at the hospital.
04:40See, it's just a scar.
04:42Right?
04:43I mean, kids can be mean.
04:45They used to call me Frankenstein.
04:48Look, he's alive.
04:50He's alive.
04:55Wait a minute. I don't care.
04:56Kids make fun of everything, right?
04:59Is it just me, or did it suddenly get a little chilly in here?
05:05I think it may be that vent there.
05:08Here we are.
05:09Oh, man. Look at the size of those things.
05:11Oh, Jake, buddy, wouldn't you mind turning up the heat just a tad?
05:13I think that vent's blowing right out of it.
05:15Not a problem.
05:18And, uh, go ahead and get this out of your way here.
05:22Oh, God! Are you okay?
05:25It's my stomach. It was...
05:29Just get my breath back here.
05:32Okay.
05:33There he is. There's the stunt.
05:35Hey, Angie.
05:36Hey. How the hell are you guys? You good?
05:38Apparently not as good as you.
05:40Hi, I'm Angie, and this is my husband, Ray.
05:43Hi.
05:44This is my new friend, Beth.
05:46She's slowly restoring my faith in blind dates.
05:48Well, kudos to you, Beth, for getting this old workaholic out of his office for once.
05:53Nice work. You caught the big one.
05:56Did I?
05:59Do you not notice?
06:00Look how big little Evan's getting.
06:02Come here, little.
06:04Come here.
06:06Whoa!
06:07Whoa, who's a big boy?
06:09Yeah, who's a big boy?
06:11Who's a big boy, huh?
06:13Ray's a monster. You got yourself a little linebacker here.
06:16A little linebacker that needs to go to bed.
06:22Another pacifier down.
06:27Thanks, buddy. Thanks, bud.
06:29You guys look so cute. I gotta take a picture.
06:32Really? Oh.
06:34Hey, hey, let the man eat.
06:36Come on, Ray. We have a picture of our first date.
06:39They should have a picture of theirs.
06:41Come on, get your fanny over there behind her, and don't be shy.
06:45Okay, okay, okay.
06:48Sorry.
06:49Get in close.
06:50Beth, I'm going to need you to hold still.
06:52Oh, God. Look, look.
06:54Get down. Get your face down next to hers. Come on.
06:57Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it.
07:00Okay.
07:01So good.
07:03Now, why don't you give each other a little kiss?
07:05Oh, come on, Angie. We just met.
07:07Let him eat. Let the man eat.
07:09Just a little kiss.
07:10All right, all right. We'll do one kiss on the forehead.
07:13We don't need to. Ready?
07:15We don't need to at all.
