00:00 (intro music)
00:05 I told you not to ride that bicycle in the house!
00:16 (music)
00:19 (music)
00:22 Hi, I'm Dan G. I am also a wolf. I am also an expert bowler.
00:36 (gasp)
00:44 Oh my god.
00:49 (sigh)
00:50 I told this sucker not to try to get this TV by himself, but he insists,
00:55 because he's fucking awesome, that he's going to lift the TV by himself.
00:59 Go ahead, kid. I'm telling you. It took two people.
01:02 That thing's at least 100 pounds, and it's awkward as shit.
01:05 Go ahead.
01:06 Lucky for you, I'm a beast.
01:07 Go ahead, Superman.
01:09 They just gave this to you?
01:11 Well, 50 bucks.
01:13 What the fuck are you doing?
01:16 You've got to be fucking kidding me!
01:18 I miss it, dude.
01:30 No, you're not.
01:31 The one kid that doesn't play fucking baseball is taking the win.
01:34 I know, it pisses me off.
01:36 Ball!
01:37 (laughter)
01:39 (laughter)
01:40 (speaking German)
01:48 (screaming)
01:49 (laughter)
01:50 (speaking German)
01:56 Oh, it's true.
01:57 Is it true?
01:58 Oh, no, what are you doing?
02:00 What are you doing?
02:01 Sweaty bastard!
02:02 (laughter)
02:03 My book is TV.
02:05 My book is fucking TV.
02:07 Fuck.
02:09 This is how real men play Wii Sports.
02:12 You're going to learn to think!
02:14 Are you kidding me?
02:17 Uh...
02:18 We're not even fucking playing baseball, Dylan!
02:20 I didn't really mean to hit it.
02:21 You're on TV!
02:22 I didn't mean to hit it.
02:23 You're fucking paying for that!
02:24 (outro music)
