00:00I wouldn't be a client like that if I was you, little lady.
00:05You done run off from home, seeking adventure.
00:08And I'm offering you a job of a lifetime,
00:11plus a chance to make yourself a lot of money.
00:13Just, uh, how much will we make?
00:17Well, we're gonna split it 50-50, right down the middle,
00:20after I deduct my basic operations.
00:23Operation? Like what?
00:26Well, food.
00:29And them pretty dresses I'm gonna fancy you all up in,
00:32plus the wear and tear on my wagon.
00:35Forget it.
00:38You done forgot it.
00:41Well, I'll just wait until we get to that next town
00:45and turn you over to that sheriff.
00:48You know, lady outlaws is quite a cure-all in these parts.
00:51Ah!
00:55Hold it a minute.
00:58Uh, let's, uh, talk about this situation a little more, shall we?
01:11Sheriff, my Betsy is a good, God-fearing child,
01:15and I just know that that awful Jane person made her act like this.
01:19Now, Mrs. Dorsey, it's like I told you before.
01:22Young folks these days have some pretty strange notions.
01:25But, Sheriff, something awful could happen to her
01:28running around the countryside with that fast woman.
01:31Well, I'm just a poor widow lady.
01:34I ain't got no man to act for me.
01:37See that man over there?
01:39That's an honest-to-goodness Pinkerton detective.
01:41He's on the trail of some jewel thief lady from back east.
01:44But, Sheriff Carriker, I'm talking about my Betsy.
01:47Yes, I know that, but why don't you go ask the Pinkerton man
01:50to look for Betsy while he's looking for that jewel thief?
01:53Mr. Pinkerton man! Mr. Pinkerton man!
02:01Well, I used to play the piano for church services. I could do that.
02:05Oh, shut up, Betsy. Cowboys do not care to listen to hymns.
02:09I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
02:11Don't worry, gals.
02:13I'm gonna practice you gals up on a few dance numbers.
02:16Then I'm gonna learn you a song or two.
02:18You gonna practice using your wagon, Doc?
02:21Oh, we're all gonna practice.
02:23Don't you know how to rig that fancy wagon, Dr. Hooker?
02:27What sort of traveling medicine man are you, anyway?
02:31A very inexperienced one.
02:33He's put on one show and got himself run out of town.
02:38Don't you worry, gals.
02:40Why, every cowboy from here to the Canadian border
02:44is gonna be talking about Doc Hooker and his beautiful gals.
02:48Hell's fire. We gonna be famous all up and down this here trail.
02:55I hope Mama don't hear about us.
02:57Well, she always said that a real lady would never...
02:59Oh, shut up, Betsy.
