00:00This is the story of Harry Potter. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
00:04You're a wizard, Harry.
00:06Do not speak his name!
00:08I'm Ron. I'm Harry. I'm Hermione.
00:11They arrive at Hogwarts and it's like, Malfoy, Snape, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Quirrell, Gryffindor!
00:17Give it here, Malfoy!
00:18Or worse! Expelled!
00:20Then they meet a three-headed dog named Fluffy.
00:22It's Leviosa, not Leviosa!
00:25Quidditch! 150 points!
00:28Happy Christmas, Harry! Happy Christmas, Ron!
00:31Then Harry, Hermione, and Ron go to get the Sorcerer's Stone, and Quirrell is there!
00:36He unravels his turban and Voldemort is on the back of his head!
00:40Arrgh!
00:42Alright. Alright. Never better.
00:45Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets!
00:48Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!
00:51They're flying in the car to Hogwarts!
00:53Arrgh!
00:54And Harry starts to hear voices.
00:57Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets?
01:00The Chamber of Secrets has been opened! Enemies of the heir beware!
01:04Follow the spiders!
01:06Arrgh! Ginny gets taken by a monster! Her skeleton will lie in the chamber forever!
01:13I am Lord Voldemort!
01:17Arrgh!
01:18Let's hope Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.
01:22Don't worry. I will be.
01:26Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban!
01:29Yeah! Take it away, Ernie!
01:30Sirius Black has escaped from Azkaban!
01:33Dementors!
01:35Turn to page 394.
01:38Mischief managed!
01:40Then Harry finds out that Sirius Black is his godfather!
01:44He was their friend!
01:45Expecto Patronum!
01:48Peter Pettigrew!
01:49Then Hermione punches Malfoy!
01:52That felt good! Ow!
01:55Then we find out Professor Lupin is a werewolf!
01:59Expecto Patronum!
02:01I saw my dad!
02:03Mysterious thing, time!
02:05He can't be seen! Only a really powerful wizard could conjure the Patronus!
02:09It was my dad!
02:11Expecto Patronum!
02:16Honestly, Ron, how could we be in two places at once?
02:19Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!
02:22We're hosting new students for the Tri-Wizard Tournament!
02:24Cedric, Crumb, Fleur!
02:26Harry Potter!
02:28Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
02:30First task, dragons!
02:32Harry gets an egg!
02:34Next time there's a ball, puck up the courage to ask me!
02:38You can always use Gillyweed!
02:40Oh my god! I killed Harry Potter!
02:42It's the Tri-Wizard Tournament maze!
02:44Find the cup at the center!
02:46I've been here before.
02:48In a dream.
02:51Cedric dies!
02:53I can touch you now!
02:55Pick up your wand, Potter!
02:57Accio, back to Hogwarts!
02:59Were the others in the graveyard?
03:01I don't think I said anything about a graveyard, Professor.
03:03Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix!
03:07Voldemort may be after something!
03:09The Dark Lord has returned!
03:11I hope there's pudding!
03:13You won't use spells in this class.
03:15I must not tell lies.
03:17They stopped Dumbledore's army!
03:20It's sort of exciting, breaking the rules.
03:22Meanwhile, in the Room of Requirement...
03:24You're a really good teacher, Harry.
03:26Look at me! What's happening to me?
03:28There's a connection between the Dark Lord's mind and yours.
03:30I just feel angry all the time!
03:32Bellatrix escapes from Azkaban!
03:34He's got Padfoot at the place where it's hidden!
03:36You know, I really hate children.
03:38Give the prophecy now, or watch your friends die!
03:40Don't give it to him, Harry!
03:42Sirius gets killed by Bellatrix!
03:44I killed Sirius Flack!
03:46You're right.
03:49You're a fool, Harry Potter.
03:51And you will lose...
03:53Everything!
03:55He's back!
03:57Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince!
03:59I must admit, Slughorn,
04:01you make a very convincing armchair.
04:03Take out your wand!
04:05Liquid Luck!
04:07Harry Potter finds an advanced potions book!
04:09The Half-Blood Prince!
04:11Did I know I met the most evil wizard of all time?
04:13Hermione's got nice skin!
04:15I killed Sirius Flack!
04:18Fire!
04:20I was in the library the other night, in the restricted section.
04:22The memory has been tampered with!
04:24Harry drinks Liquid Luck and runs into Slughorn.
04:26A Horcrux is an object a person conceals their soul in, and you cannot die.
04:28Harry goes with Dumbledore.
04:30Once again, I must ask too much of you, Harry.
04:32They go to a creepy cave on a creepy island.
04:34Water!
04:36Dumbledore tells Harry to not come out,
04:38no matter what happens!
04:40I have to kill you!
04:42And Snape!
04:44Snape!
04:47And Snape kills Dumbledore!
04:49Fight back, you coward!
04:51Yes, I am the Half-Blood Prince!
04:53Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1!
04:55Everyone takes the potion and looks like Harry!
04:57Dumbledore leaves gifts to Ron, Hermione, and Harry.
04:59Umbridge has the real locket!
05:01And one must not tell lies!
05:03Ron got splinched!
05:05I saw you two the other night!
05:07At Godric's Hollow, there's an old lady.
05:09Harry follows her,
05:11but he's caught in a trap!
05:13Dumbledore is trapped!
05:16Harry follows a deer to the pond,
05:18but Ron saves him!
05:20We were better without you!
05:22You are nothing!
05:24The Elder Wand,
05:26the Resurrection Stone,
05:28and the Cloak of Invisibility!
05:30Together, they make one master of death!
05:32What happened to you, Ugly?
05:34Dobby drops the chandelier!
05:36Dobby meant to mean, or seriously injure!
05:38He teleported away!
05:40It's such a beautiful place to be with friends!
05:42I want to bury him properly!
05:45Without magic!
05:47Voldemort opens Dumbledore's coffin!
05:49He gets the Elder Wand!
05:53Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
05:55Here lies Dobby,
05:57a free elf!
05:59Good morning!
06:01Everything multiplies in the front!
06:03Get the cup!
06:05Cup for the sword!
06:07They jump onto a dragon!
06:09We have to go to Hogwarts!
06:11They have to find Ravenclaw's diadem!
06:14Give me Harry Potter!
06:16Hermione and Ron destroy the cup!
06:20The diadem is destroyed!
06:22Voldemort kills Snape!
06:24You have your mother's eyes!
06:26And then we find out that Snape
06:28is in love with Lily Potter!
06:30Harry is a Horcrux!
06:32So when the time comes,
06:34the boy must die?
06:36Harry Potter comes to die!
06:38Adabacadabra!
06:40Is this real or in my head?
06:43Of course it's happening inside your head!
06:45Harry is alive!
06:47Not my daughter, you bitch!
06:49Come on, Tom!
06:51Let's finish this together!
06:53Neville cuts the snake's head off!
06:55Harry kills Voldemort!
06:57Harry breaks the wand!
06:59And 19 years later, they all have kids!
07:01The end!
