00:14This is the best game in the world. I want everybody to play this game. It's the most
00:20exciting thing I have ever played in my entire life.
00:26It's called, GO RIGHT! Alright, let's start. Okay, wait, what are the instructions?
00:34Right arrow, GO RIGHT! SPACEBAR JUMP! X is ATTACK! SHIFT-X RADIOACTIVE NUNCHUKS! S is RUN! H is Hyperspace!
00:47Type R-U-N, SniperScope, T-Teleport, F1 toggle aim, ALT-F4, SUPER ULTRA DEATH-A-GEDDON!
01:00Okay, okay. Nobody press ALT-F4. Alright, I'm not that cruel of a person. Don't do that.
01:07Shut your computer down. Alright.
01:28God, this is just- look at the graphics on this thing, alright? I have never seen anything better. This
01:35is 1080p. It's 1080p, 120 frames per second. You see that? All of the moves
01:42is captured in this beautiful exercise. I don't think I have ever played anything so awesome.
01:52Oh, oh, every time I jump? Oh, every time I jump I lose points, man. And there's no way to
01:58go back.
02:01Let's see what F1 does. F1 does nothing. Let's do ALT-F4! Joken.
02:13Repeat a pause!
02:16Continue!
02:18Continue!
02:38Good times. So, the point of this game is to
02:45go left. Now, you may wonder, why am I going right if I have to go left? Well, when you
02:52go right long enough, you appear as if you're going left. It's all about the theory of relativity, folks.
03:00Did you know that? And I don't mean the theory of relativity. I mean the theory of relativity, folks. See,
03:07there are a bunch of these old people living in a barn out in the middle of nowhere.
03:10And they're the folks of relativity. Specifically, the theory thereof. And if you go right long enough, you anger them,
03:23they pick you up at a car, and they bring you back to the leftmost point.
03:28And that's because they believe that relativity can only, only work if all of the relatives are in one place.
03:39And all the relatives must go left because one of them is missing the right side of their body.
03:46I don't mean right arm or right leg. I mean right side of the entire body.
04:02This is just so much excitement. I mean at any point, at any point, I could be killed by a
04:12ganking ambush sniper. Any point. And I must reach left.
04:22Before Thanksgiving. Because then everybody will be in one place and we can launch our final assault on the boss.
04:31Good times.
04:32It's a fantastic boss.
04:40Good times.
04:41Good times.
04:46Yes, I am going to actually try to beat this game.
04:50So feel free to watch or shut this off. I don't care. I'm going right.
04:55And now we have time to wait for a moment.
05:02That's my left.
05:05And this guy.
05:12Can you last as long as me?
05:18can you last as long as me I am challenging your sanity ooh TV as a
05:32crappy channel anyway are you going to go right with me go right
05:46I'm just funnier
05:53what I have a radio active number
05:55what the radio active number
06:15all right all right we're getting there we're getting there we are reaching the milestone
06:21of our speedwalking competition this is go right
06:51I've never been so enthralled that the numbers going up on my screen look at this look at the
06:56score you can't beat this kind of score game in any other game this this this harkens back to the
07:02days pre Pac-Man before Pac-Man even tried to beat the original score of the high scorers guild nothing
07:14can beat this high score game I'm gaining at least two so 20 and for every two seconds I'm getting
07:30at
07:30least 20 to 30 points that's just that's just unbelievable you can't find this level of
07:36excitement let alone in games like World of Warcraft fuck World of Warcraft I'm going right you're right
07:54look behind you an obstacle jump super power inactivate that word made no sense inactivate I
08:13I love I'm making up new words here inactivate is now a word look at that
08:44you're good these these are sweet parkour moves all right parkour it's sitting in my fridge right
08:52now and they are sweet moves like butter you know gotta love those French naming butter after after
09:01you know an English attempt to jump over something in a video game my car
09:29you know this lull and excitement is when they get you this is how they get you they try to
09:36make you
09:36think that that that it's okay right they try to make you think that you're safe and then and then
09:57you face an obstacle you cannot overcome and it usually kills you right it usually kills you
