00:00I think there must be something wrong with me Linus. Catmas is coming, but I'm not happy.
00:05I just don't understand Catmas, I guess. I like getting presents and ripping them open and climbing trees and all that,
00:12but I'm still not happy. Of all the Kitty Browns in the world, you're the Kitty Browniest.
00:18Brats! No one sent me a Catmas card today. Five cents, please.
00:23The mere fact that you realize you need help indicates that you're not too far gone.
00:28You need to get involved in a real Catmas project.
00:31How would you like to be the director of our Catmas play? Me? A director?
00:35Will you please write a letter to Santa Claus for me? Okay, shoot. Dear Santa Claus,
00:42how have you been? I have been extra good this year,
00:45so I have a long list of presents that I want. If it seems too complicated,
00:51make it easy on yourself. Just send a dead mouse.
00:58Stop the music!
01:02It's all wrong.
01:03We all know that Catmas is a big Catmercial racket run by multi-network YouTube channels.
01:10This is the one play that isn't going to be Catmercial.
01:13We need a cat tree. Get a great big one, one that we can sit in up high.
01:20It needs me.
01:23What kind of tree is that? Isn't there anyone who knows what Catmas is all about?
01:28Sure, Kitty Brown. I can tell you what Catmas is all about.
01:33Lights, please. And there were in the same country of German shepherds abiding in the field,
01:39keeping watch over their flock by night. And the alley cat said unto them,
01:44Hiss not, for I behold bring you tidings of great toys.
01:49For unto you is born in the city of Litterbox a sphinx, which is Cat the Lord.
01:56That's what Catmas is all about, Kitty Brown. It just needs a little love.
02:01Merry Christmas, Kitty Brown!
