00:00Fifteen years ago, I came across four baby kittens covered in a mysterious ooze.
00:09I named them Leakatnardo, Donatello, MyCatAngelo, and Raphael.
00:19I decided to teach them the art of ninja, but they were not taking their training seriously.
00:28I gave them really cool weapons, but they still didn't really care.
00:35I did not understand.
00:38All they wanted to do was play with jingly balls, crinkly things, and dangling fishies.
00:48Then they turned on me because I am a rat.
00:53I created a diversion and vanished like ninja, never to be seen again.