00:00Okay, RPGs are way over the top.
00:21You better be careful.
00:22You don't want the best things in your life to happen to your alter ego.
00:25Right now, my alter ego's in a helicopter about to die.
00:28Call me the ghost.
00:34Sorry, Ms. Lowenthal.
00:37I want to publish your book. It just felt so real.
00:40Non-fiction.
00:41True? Memoirs of an international assassin? You said you wouldn't change a word.
00:45I didn't. I added one.
00:46So people think I'm a hit?
00:47Maybe they do. Maybe they don't.
00:49The whole assassin thing, it's BS, right?
00:51Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to slit your throat and watch you bleed out.
00:58I didn't even, I...
01:07You are going to kill the president.
01:09I promise you, you got the wrong guy.
01:13I gotta move on, cupcake.
01:15Why would an actual assassin write a book about being an assassin? It's beyond stupid.
01:19I'm gonna get you out of this.
01:23Or is it so beyond stupid it's brilliant?
01:26He might actually be the real dude.
01:28Well, is he?
01:29No. Look at him.
01:30I did imagine you to be a bit, you know, longer.
01:34You are not the ghost.
01:38Oh.
01:39Maybe I am the ghost.
01:40Oh!
01:41Really?
01:45We gotta get you out of here. Mission's over.
01:46Mission is not over. The ghost doesn't just walk away.
01:49Never bring a knife to a gun.
02:01You brought a knife to a gunfight!
02:08Hold me the ghost.
02:09How about I break your finger if you ever shush me again?
02:11And you popped my knuckle there.
