Diplomats might have to be "volunteered" to head to the war zones, the Mars Lander is delayed by a minor glitch and obesity levels for American kids have stopped rising...maybe. Marta Costello hosts the gnooze [(kinda) (the g is silent)] - today's top stories in about 3 minutes. Bloopers, t shirts and more at http://gnooze.com ! Music by Pistol Youth: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=19522968720 and Special Thanks to Lettuce for the t-shirt/logo design - http://www.lettuceoffice.com