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00:01:30There's a birthrate statistic, sir.
00:01:35The baby produce company want to know the birth expectancy for the coming year.
00:01:40During 1936, 2,243,000 babies were born in 46 states.
00:01:46The big times aren't in yet for Maine and Vermont.
00:01:50Thanks, Oliver.
00:01:52I don't know what I'd ever do without you.
00:02:00You'll have to work again tonight, Jenkins.
00:02:02Maxwell Company is having a director's meeting tomorrow morning.
00:02:15That does it.
00:02:16Exactly 28,973.
00:02:19What?
00:02:20Beans.
00:02:21I'm competing in a bean contest.
00:02:41Watch out, Quincy.
00:02:42Right behind you.
00:02:50You needn't have worried.
00:02:51Out of 230,000 cowboy heroes who have been pursued, 230,000 have escaped.
00:03:03All right, all right.
00:03:05Now, ladies and gentlemen, this theater is happy to announce the winner of the bean guessing contest.
00:03:10The lucky winner of the $1,500 prize is Mr. Oliver Boggs.
00:03:19Is Mr. Oliver Boggs in the theater, please?
00:03:21Present.
00:03:22Would you come right up?
00:03:32Quiet.
00:03:33Mr. Boggs, have you any way of identifying yourself?
00:03:36No.
00:03:37Nothing but my birth certificate.
00:03:42Well, I think that'll be all right.
00:03:43There you are with our best sincere wishes.
00:03:46Mr. Boggs guessed within three beans of the exact number, ladies and gentlemen.
00:03:50Are you sure about that?
00:03:52It's not like me to make a mistake.
00:03:57Wait a minute.
00:03:58What are you taking that for?
00:03:59I'm going to count them.
00:04:07You won it all right.
00:04:12Is it good?
00:04:14How much?
00:04:15$1,500.
00:04:17$1,500?
00:04:20Listen, I want to talk to you.
00:04:23You've got $1,500.
00:04:25That's a lot of money.
00:04:27You can afford to quit this job.
00:04:29Yeah, but who will help you?
00:04:31What will you do without me?
00:04:33That doesn't matter now.
00:04:34As long as you get out of here.
00:04:36You're young.
00:04:37You've got everything before you.
00:04:39Life.
00:04:40Adventure.
00:04:41Romance.
00:04:43Romance.
00:04:44There are three romantic languages that comprise over 330,000 words.
00:04:49In most of these, the word...
00:04:50Search test again.
00:04:52Now you listen to me.
00:04:55Look at me.
00:04:56Take a good look at me.
00:04:58Well, I've been seeing you for the last ten years.
00:05:01You look just the same to me, Mr. Jenkins.
00:05:04That's just it.
00:05:05Nothing around here ever changes.
00:05:08This is the time for you to use your head besides storing facts.
00:05:12Do something on your own.
00:05:14Become the man I've always wanted to be.
00:05:17I will someday.
00:05:18Someday.
00:05:20Someday or never.
00:05:23No.
00:05:24Take no.
00:05:26Get back to work, Jenkins.
00:05:28You're lucky to have a job.
00:05:29If I catch you loafing again, you're through.
00:05:36Mr. Fry, do you know that so far this year,
00:05:401,682,704 people have quit work of their own volition?
00:05:45Is that so?
00:05:48Well, young man.
00:05:50What has that got to do with me?
00:05:52I'm going to make it 1,682,705.
00:05:57What?
00:06:07Oh, goodbye, Mr. Jenkins.
00:06:20Oh, I'm sorry.
00:06:40So sorry.
00:06:41I didn't see you.
00:06:42Well, I hope you do the next time.
00:06:44I'd like to very much.
00:06:47You're beautiful.
00:06:48Are you married now. I mean it's none of your business oh it is my
00:06:54business. You realize according to the most recent census only sixty percent of
00:07:00those who've attained marriageable age are married I'm not interested and the
00:07:04remaining forty percent. There was no one else to ask.
00:07:11Where I can find the second Paul Cooper if you know where they make barrels I look
00:07:16like I know where they make barrels. You know all right.
00:07:33I suppose that's fine it's actually. What makes you think of me I didn't think
00:07:40it wasn't I was simply confronting the possibility that it might not be.
00:07:45You talk a lot of words without saying. The English language contains more than
00:07:50four hundred and fifty five thousand words. Nothing.
00:07:57I fix it up to stay long permanently for good here I contemplate purchasing
00:08:04the local barrels. When I discovered that the British I considered it an arrow of
00:08:11their. Pain in my business
00:08:20but seeing you were so set on the cool bridge I guess I might as well run into
00:08:23town twenty five cents and a sightseeing walk. Better bring you believe.
00:08:41. You know we've got to see only under
00:08:48clubs she's been running this group which ever since old man petty guy.
00:08:58You know we have about that.
00:08:59I. Know but it's
00:09:11bigger than playing checkers and you better sleep up on your man because this here
00:09:16is your new ball. Well he will be as soon as you find out.
00:09:20That it.
00:09:24Have a cold the eight and catch
00:09:27a cold from a human and vice versa. I was nearly stating
00:09:32a fact. Now what's your name little girl I suppose you like.
00:09:40When we go fishing we throw them back bigger than you.
00:09:42Do you. Better step up to the off.
00:09:54Person you're on the back I'll give you
00:09:56a few this business makes about eleven dollars a week my salary ten that means one
00:10:01for you you know you want to do nicely on that or why doesn't the business earn
00:10:07more because nobody in Peckham Falls is using any battle even if they did they
00:10:11couldn't pay for trying to stop
00:10:13a fire in half of your fire again again that is as soon as I tell the place to the
00:10:17young man. I was just looking around good five hundred dollars
00:10:24told that includes everything locked up in battle. I think.
00:10:31Did you know Americans spend more than one million dollars daily just to beat
00:10:35you know I read that and I didn't believe. The deal is five hundred well I'm not
00:10:41versed in the business of making barrels but doubtless I can master it I accept
00:10:46your proposition. It's got to be legal. I have
00:10:52sold my battle business to this young man here for five hundred dollars and he can
00:10:56hire only in the past like my husband used to if he wants to but it's none of my
00:11:00business. But I don't want to quit. The keys on
00:11:06my mail but the lock down work it's a brand new legal tender thank you.
00:11:17Oh you'll find my husband sticking all in the car I never owned anything before I
00:11:22find myself quite elated. I think I should start operation with one good luck
00:11:29you mind if I don't stay around and watch oh I wish you wouldn't quit I mean to
00:11:34say I haven't the least idea how to run this business you'll find out how can I
00:11:38without your help you've got your chief asking me I'd say two hundred eighty seven
00:11:43dollars to buy this battle business for myself and you bought it right out from
00:11:47under my nose I didn't know where you know it now.
00:11:51I'm sorry. I'm happy.
00:11:58Who are you and why I'm Oliver Bob and I wanted to buy
00:12:03a barrel factory and this was the only thing you know long enough you'll be wearing
00:12:07one. I wanted to see something of life to be somebody to find excitement
00:12:13and romance until you land in Peckham Falls where you'll find about as much
00:12:18excitement here as in any or so then oh you're wrong there I met
00:12:22a most beautiful girl today she knocked me down when you shouldn't go making
00:12:26passes it's strange.
00:12:31Well she didn't say she was very blonde attractive and drove an expensive car Oh I
00:12:36know the girl I really think we're going to have to practice a bit if you tackle
00:12:41her. She'd like to be nice to look at the puckering to the pain she didn't impress
00:12:46me that way with me and for me that she wasn't married neither am I I'm not
00:12:52surprised what do you mean well statistics reveal that seventy percent of women
00:12:56employed in offices are not married. That I'm going to say you need someone to look
00:13:01after you oh that's fine about staying I mean I feel that with your assistance I'll
00:13:07be able to cope with anything Oh sure we'll hang out a sign hot and cold coping
00:13:12down at all hours but suppose you pick up another statistic that shows how we're
00:13:17going to pay last month's rent.
00:13:21Always intended for it to be on just one thing.
00:13:26When he ran full blast Peckham Falls. But lately well see for yourself you mean
00:13:32that Mr Ross's pickle factory has affected my business. One syllable yes he was your
00:13:38best and practically your only customer I should call upon Mr Ross at once it is
00:13:43imperative that he keep running full blast it's
00:13:46a sense of that when I was. Talking to me it's
00:13:51a big house two miles out of the state road you can't miss if anyone calls I should
00:13:55be back but you know all in one piece I hope. You can't Oh I'm
00:14:01an excellent driver I took
00:14:02a correspondence course. You know you can't go on running it at last whatever Mr
00:14:07Ross. I grew up with. It means a lot to the town
00:14:14and to me. Yes we have good reason to believe that it's merely sentiment that kept
00:14:19the place open what would the mammoth packing company do with my face if they didn't
00:14:23buy. You look at the distribution point I suppose.
00:14:33You.
00:14:52And.
00:15:03Do you. Realize how many lives have been lost by.
00:15:08No I don't care who are you and what do you want more than one million one hundred
00:15:13thousand accidents occur on the highway each year I have to go into town to get
00:15:16a tow car. And make it snappy I hope he does.
00:15:22Seventeen percent of all accidents are caused by mechanical deficiencies such as
00:15:27this so far nothing I was merely stating a fact. You seem to be full of facts
00:15:34you've heard of me. Would you mind giving it a look. At all that is if you don't
00:15:39mind being a little crowded it's not the most modern car in the world it rumbles
00:15:44things doesn't.
00:15:57It's.
00:16:15You. Are a stranger around here.
00:16:21I arrived only today and in the nick of time.
00:16:28And you are to be the donor. By observation I can see that this town like
00:16:35many other towns is suffering from industrial anemia. And what specifically
00:16:41would you propose in this case the remedy is very simple when a town depends upon
00:16:46one man for his driving and that man is a tyrant who refuses to cooperate.
00:16:53And I shall take.
00:16:57Martin T.
00:16:58Ross. You'll be very glad to hear all this he
00:17:05shall and from me and matters of this time for us to be met with for I agree with
00:17:12you turn into the next driveway.
00:17:16This is the first time I ever drove a car.
00:17:27.
00:17:39I assume you gentlemen are going to be Mr Ross who I am.
00:17:47Hello.
00:17:48.
00:17:54I'm sorry I'm late but the car broke down Mr Andrews came down here to talk
00:17:58business with me not to offend you young lady Oh you're old business will keep
00:18:03Uncle Marty I guess you won't want to see me just now I'll come back again I'm
00:18:08still here now get out before I have you thrown out. Your trouble.
00:18:18.
00:18:39No use trying to only open Saturday. What do people do about haircut they don't
00:18:47have to you've been here a while you won't even I ought to know I'm the barber.
00:18:55Isn't business very good well to be optimistic it's even worse it just ain't no
00:19:01business and what there is a gun but that's why I only open Saturday I get tired of
00:19:07potatoes potatoes but they pay for haircuts with vegetables personally I'm
00:19:13a meat eater. Well goodbye I'll see you again.
00:19:34The name is only I'm not. I work you remember oh yes yes you do.
00:19:40. It's obvious why say the fact that's well known to me I'm just leading up to
00:19:47war oh something pretty radical and dramatic would you please come to the point
00:19:52good morning. Here after I'll say good morning but not at eleven thirty I hope you
00:19:58know I had no idea things were so bad here men are out of work something must be
00:20:03done about it and you're going to do it well to be brief yes have you ever observed
00:20:08knowledge is power. Well. It's like
00:20:13a silkworm a lot now
00:20:15a silkworm lays five hundred days so well that's busy. But what about all the man
00:20:21brought to you forgotten him or is one setback enough for our heroes. I may have my
00:20:26defectiveness but forgetfulness is not among them I never forget you and the
00:20:30elephant. Well I consider this particular subject exhaustive we will now pass on to
00:20:35the next one you ever in love.
00:20:41Well supposing you saw a pretty girl walking down the street and the wind was blowing
00:20:45would you look at a face or an animal now let me understand that the wind is blowing
00:20:50out perhaps I better put it in another way. Supposing you were on a plane and
00:20:54a beautiful girl rushed madly in your arms and said that she was yours.
00:20:59Oh. I'd ring for the porter.
00:21:07Oh I've been there.
00:21:11To die and you know that. Irene. Say you
00:21:18suppose I really ever get to me well you've got the equipment doesn't look like
00:21:23it but that shouldn't mean anything to you. Why.
00:21:31Aren't my eyes beautiful well my hair is not.
00:21:38Only for me and this is going far enough in nineteen thirty six twelve hundred and
00:21:43thirty two divorces were caused by the allure of the devastating office life in
00:21:47some ways I prefer Mr Petty he was sixty four but he was invited made the day.
00:21:53We've learned how to die.
00:22:08Just as I was going to go I knew he'd do it if you hadn't bought this business right
00:22:13out from under my nose by now I've been manufacturing my father's barrel. Nothing
00:22:19better to tell about their people think that that's never to change you know how
00:22:23many barrels are used in this country last year nine million seven hundred and
00:22:26three. You don't think. You know the two main defects of the old fashioned
00:22:31battle you know I don't need to do I but let me tell you I got around them how.
00:22:38That's the. Oh I see like her barrel and look again.
00:22:45I'm going to do that one. Works like magic if flowers they don't pay
00:22:51food you want to be
00:22:53a major spend repairing. Neither do I. This new barrel will save them
00:23:00all that money shall we be part of the who shall we tell anybody that wants to.
00:23:07Do we do business I don't think well I. How many freight cars did you have to hire
00:23:12to ship five thousand if you. Need to deny.
00:23:16It. Not be down I didn't put twenty thousand on the one freight car
00:23:23make up
00:23:23a fading into the deal it's
00:23:26a big change. It's a big deal I mean you understand each other perfectly
00:23:34sure no chance of any misunderstanding. Not that I'm aware of good then explain
00:23:41it to me what is the deal.
00:23:44Talk to me. For my part I'm.
00:23:52Then what's all the argument about well I guess there isn't any you like beer you
00:23:58know neither do I know we don't have to drink to our success.
00:24:10And. I don't think this is
00:24:15a bad idea this is no time for half majors and I shall not be long I'm sure that.
00:24:35I have something to show Mr.
00:24:38My name is. It's most important that I see Mr.
00:24:42Roth immediate people around here feel it's about only when you think in that case
00:24:48I shall establish
00:24:49a new custom that's impossible I know he won't be are you on my mind I can't say
00:24:55that I am well then how do you know that he doesn't want to see what's going on
00:25:00right now that we're going to have
00:25:02a house. You must listen to me. This is very important I might even say
00:25:09that it is more important to you than it is to me. You don't know anything about
00:25:16barrels you know well it doesn't matter because there's never been anything like
00:25:20this before you get out of here I don't take any interest in these contracts and I
00:25:24don't think. How can you tell yet whether you're interested or not.
00:25:31If you're done. This is no time to quibble over scratch and I want to show you what
00:25:36this girl will do. A little bit if I had
00:25:41a mouth. I don't know. You when you think that's what.
00:25:48Sorry. I look at that isn't that the most compact barely you ever saw in your life
00:25:55but. That's one of my best friends oh I'm sorry you can't afford to be without
00:26:00this Mr Ross you think so much in shipping that you could undersell all your
00:26:04competitors and if you want to tell everyone else you could afford to operate and
00:26:07make
00:26:08a profit now so I brought you up and I don't want an estimate I couldn't use enough
00:26:12barrels to make it worthwhile I want to turn and jarred my product nobody uses
00:26:17barrels if it was any good somebody else would have set it up before this year are
00:26:20you considered
00:26:21a qualified authority on barrels listen you please you're interrupting how many
00:26:26barrels do you anticipate using this thing I should say approximately not. If I'm
00:26:31not
00:26:31a young man I'm selling out to the mammoth packing truck and we won't be using any
00:26:36battles either why because we're going to use the fact that it's all over but Mr
00:26:41Ross you can't do this the whole community depends on your plan for
00:26:44a livelihood I have no choice. I can't afford. Yes you can all you have to do is
00:26:50use these barrels they'll make you
00:26:52a fortune that's certainly something off my mind I suppose you can guarantee that
00:26:57why surely everybody will be using them before long fine but first you prove that
00:27:02they're practical you go out and bring in some orders and if you can show me how I
00:27:06can make
00:27:06a quarter of a million dollars using your bowels I'll be very glad to keep my
00:27:10factory operate thank you thank you Mr I knew you'd be in my way thank you very
00:27:15much.
00:27:40So they're all right. Very. All we have to do is prove that our
00:27:47barrels will make him
00:27:48a quarter of a million dollars and then Mr Ross will do the rest. Of a million
00:27:53dollars that's all and Mr Ross will do the rest of the minute. What about my
00:27:59It's painfully obvious that you have very little information on manner possibly you've
00:28:04never read
00:28:04a book on the subject but even with your limited knowledge I could say that yours
00:28:09were. I don't like your face. And you're going to keep your little mouth shut your
00:28:16eyes are too close together your nose is predatory I should say that basically you
00:28:20are an untrustworthy person.
00:28:28You trust me. All the yokel forgot his Sunday manners.
00:28:43But I'm a man. You only think you own
00:28:48a pair of hands. I mean. The
00:28:55princess of Peckham Falls had
00:28:56a ring tied thing I was shamed before her what. Somehow it's worth to be
00:29:03shamed in front of a woman. Well I'm a woman theoretically speaking yes you do say
00:29:09the kind of thing you're so educational I've been provoked and humiliated before but
00:29:15this is the first time I've ever experienced great. But you know you're probably
00:29:21terrified. That it ever occurred to you to stop him back why no I couldn't have
00:29:28done that Andrew I would have been fighting.
00:29:35Friends and neighbors we've been patient long enough we've lived on half races
00:29:41taking our jobs the most of you don't really. Want to drop down about it.
00:29:46Right. It's like it's practically called down now are we going to wait until it
00:29:53closes completely.
00:30:01Why couldn't we take over what the fact that we're willing to work I have
00:30:04a dog but if already the rock is planning. To the mammoth packing company and
00:30:10they'll use it for a dog and then there won't be any God for anybody we can run
00:30:15that factory without rock or anybody else. Are you with me.
00:30:25Don't resort to violence when peaceful methods can be used so successfully this
00:30:30man's ideas are un-American he will lead you into trouble who is that guy.
00:30:38I just left Mr Ross and have interested him in keeping the factory open.
00:30:46It seems that your only mission in life is to foment trouble you spoke of taking
00:30:50over a factory all right take over mine I've got to have help and you need the
00:30:55employment that makes us partners we'll divide the work equally share and share
00:31:00a life you'll all be paid as the orders come in.
00:31:06When do we start now come on.
00:31:16You.
00:31:20You wouldn't be interested in your barrel even if they had different. I simply have
00:31:25to tell you I'm trying. Not here.
00:31:45You.
00:32:15Can. Do you mind.
00:32:30Thank you. It has been out of me all evening I'm thinking of my girl you should
00:32:36have
00:32:36a suitable companion. That you know it might be something different
00:32:43let me get out of the back. You might as well take it it's no good.
00:32:50But if I didn't.
00:32:56The young lady might be interested to know that up until now birds cats and dogs
00:33:01were considered opposite court witnesses and I'm sorry if I'm such you that.
00:33:07Way. Where I return you need. Don't tell me that I'm
00:33:13a good.
00:33:37Man.
00:33:49I mean when you want to come in you have
00:33:50a story and I'm going to send in
00:33:52a cash order for another hundred dollars this morning. And that's the whole story
00:33:59everywhere they said no. But you can't go on buying your own product forever
00:34:05your money won't last that's
00:34:08a fact I've already observed. And Jacob there's another fact.
00:34:17You remember you advise me to go out and seek adventure and romance.
00:34:22Well I think. That I'm no good at.
00:34:26I'm afraid. But you're wrong wrong. You think I would get
00:34:33a job. If you would meet failure now you'll never overcome it.
00:34:40Find out. Something will happen. Do you know what the statistics on miracles are.
00:34:48They happen once every three hundred.
00:34:55All right. I'm going to say that I had
00:34:58a cut in the shampoo. I guess I can well afford to work this man Bob has got
00:35:05so many new orders they're going to have to build
00:35:07a second plant and be. Certainly have things up in this town are you going to
00:35:11celebrate tonight or wouldn't it be funny if you don't be so sure it looks like
00:35:15rain.
00:35:25The.
00:35:40There'll be a lot of people killed when the plane comes in if they ain't careful.
00:35:56.
00:36:02I haven't seen you in.
00:36:26About.
00:36:39All I can say is thanks from the bottom of my heart your reception moved me more
00:36:45than I've ever been moved in all my life I only wish I was worthy of it.
00:36:55.
00:37:00You shouldn't have done. What's wrong.
00:37:05With Terry's. Reception clerk. Office boys this is
00:37:11a fire purchasing agent well what about them they're like
00:37:15a barbed wire fence you can't break through and you can't climb over. What are
00:37:21you talking about you know I always thought business was organized to encourage
00:37:26success but it seems the whole system is dead set against any new ideas breaking
00:37:31through. But you see. I'm afraid I'm like.
00:37:37Meaning what. Like the last. What about all those orders we received.
00:37:45I sent them in with my own money. I just couldn't admit I was
00:37:50late I knew how much you and the others. Then the celebration was all for nothing.
00:38:08I'll tell you what I'm not going to open up
00:38:11when I close down so I don't know who says so what do you mean hey you were singing
00:38:15a different song last night white ball it's not his fault if nobody wants barrels
00:38:19and I'll wait a minute you can't get away with that stuff we've got don't come
00:38:21and we're going to get it right we want our money money I ain't got any money
00:38:26followed here we come.
00:38:31Why don't we all. Just. Wait
00:38:38a minute trying to duck I am not in your vernacular trying to duck I told you I
00:38:43didn't deserve that celebration last night I didn't make good on the trip that
00:38:47means we won't open up either I'm sorry I didn't know that yeah that's what you
00:38:51say well what about that don't we got coming right now. I haven't got the money
00:38:56as soon as I can get it I'll pay every one of you now maybe you'll listen to me I
00:39:00told you all along I've just been using it now that he's got
00:39:03a factory full of barrels we're through you hear that through you're not going to
00:39:07get away with it do you pay us off for tomorrow morning around and if you cut one
00:39:11barrel we've made to try to pull another fast one you're going to get it.
00:39:17All. Right get that out of me.
00:39:31Here take
00:39:32a swig of this beach brandy you need it no thanks I don't think I'll come on but
00:39:37you're with us to clear your head here are all the wrong ones don't you think the
00:39:41building of Rome took five centuries only half
00:39:44a million slaves were killed in this construction well you don't want to be
00:39:48brandy has
00:39:49a piece. I don't like people who didn't hide but you're like me
00:39:56these were preserved in one. That teaches keep better in barrels that's one of my
00:40:01test files before I got to the work right. That's what I said.
00:40:07I've got. A wonderful selling point everything keeps better and better.
00:40:14And I'm all brandy. Everything keeps better and better.
00:40:22I'll be right back.
00:40:31Here it is that the wrong. Miracle of
00:40:35a modern thing to get out of the size collapsible barrel I know you've told me
00:40:41all about it but I missed the point last time other packers use jars people throw
00:40:46them away manufacturers have to buy new ones think how simple it would be for the
00:40:50housewife to return this barrel collapse so what the grocer could return one
00:40:55hundred of these in less space than it would take for one case of jarred pickle
00:41:00sell pickles and barrels at no extra cost besides the baby it would be
00:41:04a great novel. And not only pickles you could do the same with other products you
00:41:10will revolutionize the whole American business world but can't get for beer and
00:41:15cellophane for cigarettes you can do for pickles from. Pineapple all right I have
00:41:21to look at the. Two years ago these pieces were packed in this barrel think of
00:41:27an aging world I can see an advertising campaign that will electrify the whole
00:41:31country like glittering from
00:41:34a dozen skyscrapers illuminating the words food and one thing very good hold in
00:41:39one thing very good think of it. You know one of the point why isn't why it's not
00:41:45there. It's. Aging in the world has improved its pace
00:41:51a thousand percent. I'm going to have
00:41:58another drink. You have.
00:42:01To. Pickles in wood are always good.
00:42:07Pinching them brandy always then treat yourself from
00:42:12a barrel on the shelf. Preachers in the world always better use
00:42:18a phone or send a letter that's the one that I like that's the best thing you won't
00:42:22tell your people that you're going to. Give just one thing. I want to excuse
00:42:28you. You can't tell anybody else I'll handle all you can make more than
00:42:34seven thousand five hundred deals fell through in nineteen thirty six because the
00:42:38agreements were entirely purple. You mean you want to be in writing if you could
00:42:44say by me.
00:42:48It seems as though congratulations are in order. Tell me how does it feel to be
00:42:53a successful inventor oh I'm not the inventor Angus Cubs invented it we're
00:42:58partners. We should handle it of course the patents are in your name now I told
00:43:05you Angus Cubs invented it.
00:43:10I guess that will do it. Thank you very much.
00:43:17The consignment will be delivered at my factory within thirty days Morton P.
00:43:22Ross you'll all go back to work next week meanwhile Mr Roth has advanced me money
00:43:27for operating expenses if you'll fall in line over here you'll all be paid for the
00:43:31work you've done.
00:43:38Are you Mr Cubs the inventor no one else but. You know you remind me of
00:43:47a portrait I once saw of Edison. You don't think. I'm going to turn it for
00:43:54the matter of fact in front of I thought the model of your battle up with the
00:43:57rocket house or I stepped down to go to your workshop around. You know there's
00:44:03something about an inventive shop that fascinates me I think it's not the time.
00:44:12Really is wonderful but
00:44:13a genius can do with
00:44:14a hammer and a couple of facts. Now you have
00:44:20a wonderful invention him pretty and it's more than that within
00:44:24a year of this battle and your name should be known from coast to coast. And it'll
00:44:30take
00:44:30a big firm to do that. A mammoth packing product we can put it over on
00:44:35a big scale. I bet you could. I would like to talk business I can't I've already
00:44:42been out of my time and my daughter would like to see. All the animals.
00:44:51What we don't. Well I always did appreciate sentiment. Perhaps we can work out
00:44:58something like. Maybe.
00:45:06As long as you've decided not to. Continue operating successfully you should have
00:45:12the goodwill of your employees. What do you suggest that I do I understand that
00:45:17each year you give
00:45:17a big down to the fact. When you be able to try to do it now for the celebration
00:45:22they'd like that that would be a wise move it would strengthen the community
00:45:26spirit. I can't see why that would do any harm it ought to be. If I were having
00:45:32it I'd go even further than that. Why don't you invite Bob as your personal
00:45:38he's got
00:45:39a soft spot for you and all of the bombs and I mean. This man Bob is
00:45:44a sound hero he's coming to the dance that I mean would add that little democratic
00:45:48touch to the speech why I think it's
00:45:50a swell idea. To argue if you think it would be
00:45:55a swell idea.
00:45:56To.
00:46:05Good morning. Oh good morning.
00:46:12I'll call.
00:46:22All right.
00:46:27Did you call me Mr. Over there.
00:46:32Oh.
00:46:34Thank you. I suppose it is. I.
00:46:40Really want to speak to you privately. Well. Not yet remind me
00:46:47that one of the first things we must have is
00:46:49a private office. I'm sure the one doesn't need. The first
00:46:56mention of tea in England was in
00:46:58a letter from the East India Company June twenty seven fifteen fifteen.
00:47:05Oh excuse me.
00:47:11Perhaps Mr Boggs will tell you some more interesting facts I'm not sure I'll enjoy
00:47:16it. I hope I'm not in your way oh never mind about me I'm going over the
00:47:23library read
00:47:24a book on etiquette for the office. And. Now
00:47:30Miss Lee. Community dance Wednesday night and he'd like to know if you have all
00:47:36your people why of course. But my special reason for being here is I'd like to
00:47:42know if you'd come to my dinner.
00:47:47Well I guess you're like and.
00:47:55I know today.
00:48:00It's awfully nice to do that I mean I'm expecting about eight twenty nine eight.
00:48:06Is that all right oh yeah. I mean. Saturday being the only night that
00:48:13the motion picture palaces open how would you like to go with me tonight. They're
00:48:19showing the last installment of going wild and I'd like to see what happens
00:48:23between.
00:48:27I wouldn't miss it for the world that's fine look you bring your car and I'll buy
00:48:33the thing.
00:48:33.
00:48:35.
00:48:58I was. Wanted by thank you. Oh by the way if you
00:49:04ever think over that idea of doing business with us I can't already have
00:49:08a partner partner oh you mean Bob I wouldn't take him to. Do
00:49:14a mighty well as far as I can see he's more interested in I mean me than in
00:49:19battle I read me. What you got to do with.
00:49:27You know as well as I do the man can't concentrate successfully on business and at
00:49:31the same time go chasing around again I think you're talking through your head
00:49:36it appears to me that he's had
00:49:37a man on the other ever since he hit town that's what you think but he's not and
00:49:43he'll play up to you and your daughter I'm going to get
00:49:45a stranglehold on that invention why he's been everywhere without me I don't believe
00:49:50it. You'll find out anyway I'll see you later.
00:49:56The law. And
00:50:01I count your fingers I guess.
00:50:25Oh. Hello Oliver.
00:50:35Hello. I'm not going to. Give you
00:50:41a lift that is if you don't mind the problem.
00:50:48You make.
00:50:56All of us are going to watch you. Get it but it's not clear how to think she's
00:51:02going to pick her clothes and the guy I think you do for
00:51:06a big surprise come on then. You'll never
00:51:12regret this is the top. I don't.
00:51:16Want. To.
00:51:22Walk.
00:51:31You're. Going to have fun.
00:51:40Did you know of all the colors in the spectrum of the second popularity that you
00:51:45don't know what first did. Get you get me more I'm in the color
00:51:51red. You'll find that it makes you think of the stars and moonlight and dripping
00:51:57water. It would make you feel you'd like to pick
00:51:59a girl you're on. Theoretically speaking.
00:52:13I can't see
00:52:13a thing. Lucky I brought my needlework company needles are made of steel
00:52:21a pound of I have to remember that you know it's little things like that to fill
00:52:25up
00:52:25a girl's life. It ought to be a big night.
00:52:33To me again. This will be sure. You have
00:52:38a lot of things to celebrate the fact that you're starting your own you haven't
00:52:42the slightest idea what that means to you. Having become an imposing financial
00:52:48figure. Well for one thing an imposing financial figure isn't enough down
00:52:54oh it goes back to that doesn't and for another you can't speak a lady's hand
00:52:58without accomplishing some material success are you speaking the lady's hand
00:53:03thoughts are gathering in that direction you couldn't hurry the little. I can perk
00:53:09up enough courage. They don't maybe tonight at the day. I'm going to
00:53:16you know I'm aware of that.
00:53:39And.
00:53:50Oh funny face. Where's Bob I wouldn't know.
00:54:02Why you're drunk me. Why never take
00:54:06a drink when I'm returning a bow to a friend why.
00:54:14When you don't know. Me.
00:54:19You know something tells me that you'll never reach old age. Many people do.
00:54:27But you know that it was a fact that they don't live five hundred years I'm going to
00:54:32three hundred years and one hundred years. Well you know there's no need to know
00:54:37that.
00:54:48I knew I should say that. I don't know what you went to all that trouble for
00:54:54will probably give you
00:54:55a headache.
00:55:06And how are you. Fine.
00:55:12Yeah.
00:55:16This is an outlet you can't use those racketeering tactics on me I won't stand.
00:55:21For. You'll have to. I now control the patent right to the battle
00:55:28if you want to talk business and I'm talking to me. You're a company we're here
00:55:35about this one that's my company why not make
00:55:38a deal between us I'll never do business with a man who is crooked enough to sell
00:55:43out his own employment that's plenty of money for both of us I started this with
00:55:47Bob why isn't he man enough to come here and face me himself I can't speak to him
00:55:52I'll wash my hands of the whole affair that goes for you and that double crossing
00:55:57Bob I'll close my pants down and I'll keep it cool. The rock you have the whole
00:56:03town beat up there down there now celebrating that expected. Personally I don't
00:56:09think you'll have the nerve to tell them. When I get through there when you
00:56:14and Bob out of this town. And get over Mr Rock you'll change your mind.
00:56:21At any rate I'll be there. I've never seen it the fail this engine seems to know
00:56:27when we're going to a party. And don't you think that's only
00:56:31a mother. Oh here comes a car shall I fight it won't do no good.
00:56:35It's.
00:56:40Could you give us a hand with the bar why you're already late for the day well
00:56:45a few more minutes and hurt them what seems to be the trouble if I know what I'd
00:56:50be stopping here and you've got plenty of gasoline so I can play Tommy killed
00:56:55a bank before we left. You know ninety percent of all cards sold along the road
00:57:02I'm not having gasoline.
00:57:08I'll try it but it won't do no good.
00:57:18Seventy five percent of all cards without cash is caused from absent mindedness.
00:57:25Now try it again.
00:57:31It's.
00:57:40I still don't believe it.
00:57:50Now it's certainly just long enough I'm sorry.
00:58:02I.
00:58:07I knew we shouldn't stop.
00:58:23How many cylinders had this car. They're all here.
00:58:31It's. Come here.
00:58:39That's gratitude for you taking our gas typical of those kind of people. You need
00:58:46to be afraid I won't hurt you. Thank you enough yet for
00:58:51his own party why worry about what you'll be
00:58:54a millionaire so soon. Starting to feel like one right now all right so what we're
00:59:00supposed to go back to work and when we do I'll believe it.
00:59:07When you were a kid to give
00:59:08a walk barefoot down the road. Can you please stop picking up that.
00:59:19You're not. Going to have
00:59:23a grandma in here yes no we left him down the road when I really mean you mean
00:59:28they were part you think I'm
00:59:30a gossip. I thought it out this evening to go to a dance.
00:59:36You should have told me to bring my hiking boots well they sort of needed help
00:59:40to hold they got it all right.
00:59:50It's like I figured out of the rain showed up here. Looks like you're very anxious
00:59:56for our company. Would you mind dancing on my other foot for
01:00:03a while. I have them both. The next time you turn good
01:00:09man do it alone too hard on my feet why Miss Lee you act just like you were
01:00:15angry at me. It serves me right I let myself in for it. Let yourself in for
01:00:22what I came along for the last but now all I want to do is get to the dance take
01:00:28my bow and leave. We can't do that we should stay on with the rest of the full.
01:00:34Not we do. I don't understand you asked me to do your best for sure that
01:00:42was just a gesture on my part. Yes. That little touch which proves to me
01:00:48the wrong family is not. Then you didn't want to spend the evening with me.
01:00:55Definitely no.
01:01:10They want to tell you. Everything in the bag I don't want to show up.
01:01:14And. So hot in here there'll be a lot of people think.
01:01:20And I told him everything will be all right. Mr Ross is here now Mr Ross is here
01:01:26now Mr Ross Mr. Ross I'm very glad to see you now then we
01:01:35are hoping Mr Ross if you say a few words there on the tip of my tongue.
01:01:44I know what my plan for you and I know what this celebration entails but I'm
01:01:50reluctant to tell you that we cannot continue in the spirit of which this party
01:01:54is being given and what do you mean I'm sorry to tell you that I'm closing my
01:01:57pants down. And hijack me out of my business and get away with it and what are
01:02:04you talking what's this all about you mean the factory won't open you can't do
01:02:07that you can't get away with that this whole scheme was trumped up by all of
01:02:11the above he made an agreement with me and then sold me out but I can't believe
01:02:16that if Bob didn't give me why isn't he here to answer for himself yeah where is
01:02:21Bob where can we find me coming just like I told him and made
01:02:25a whole thing at Bob's door I was willing to keep my bargain but he has made that
01:02:29impossible let's get Bob and tell us how will he find you have to be.
01:02:33A little bit of. Everything will be all right if you make
01:02:39a deal with you. But what did all of us have to do with.
01:02:45Just the deal between Mr Andrews and me and you drag all of us name.
01:02:53And every is now one of the men. I never did like.
01:02:58Thank you. What if I don't don't call you double profit you sold it out and I
01:03:04want to hold down all again. If that's true don't pretend you know very well you
01:03:10sold out that they are
01:03:11a bunch of animals in order to hold me up I couldn't have done that I don't know I
01:03:17don't believe it. I didn't have anything to do with it it was
01:03:23my father who sold out to Andrews but your father had no right to sell it stop
01:03:28throwing riddles at us and make yourself clear and in
01:03:30a hurry to well you all know that Mr Tubbs is
01:03:33a little eccentric. And what you know kind of vague at times so
01:03:40while I'm on my trip I stop off at Washington and register the patent and only
01:03:44and just name you you mean the patent belongs to me they're all yours and you can
01:03:51do what you please. All right then we'll clear this up now if you're agreeable Mr
01:03:56Ross the deal is still on.
01:04:05We go to work Monday morning.
01:04:15He didn't say anything about it.
01:04:21. Not so
01:04:28long ago you defied me of my self respect.
01:04:36You know that I'm going to make it.
01:04:42All very. Like it he said the people will know when you're going before I leave
01:04:48me I am compelled to inform you that you're not as nice as you look there are over
01:04:53ten thousand institutions of higher learning in this country I feel it would be well
01:04:57if you were to attend one thing you grew up. May I suggest Yale lots of fun who was
01:05:03this eruption.
01:05:10I was taking no chances I never saw oh I'm not I'm Bob the bread a chemical test
01:05:16company is my girl.
01:05:22I've been looking at the world for you.
01:05:26My girl. He took Lucy.
01:05:32You tell only and about it because I'm. What's all this nonsense about your leaving
01:05:37town I feel that my mission and second of all has been fulfilled my presence is no
01:05:43longer necessary necessary indispensable I should say I can you know they're not
01:05:48the fact I saw him there according to the law of supply and demand the highest bidder
01:05:54of my day. Good night.
01:06:00Hey wait for me I want to tell you some more about Yale.
01:06:13I'm.
01:06:18Very pretty dress. What are you trying to tell me.
01:06:27Well did you know that over ninety nine percent of married men are controlled by
01:06:32their wives. Well you will.
01:06:43Have.
01:06:59I know it wasn't.