00:00 - Your grandfather is dead. - I don't even know him.
00:03 They want me to fly to Rome tomorrow night to settle his affairs.
00:07 I mean, shouldn't I stay here and work on my marriage?
00:10 - Kristen... - You should work on getting your pussy pounded.
00:13 I landed safe in Italy.
00:17 - The Colosseum. - Oh, what? Where is it? Can we go back?
00:21 We have to go to the funeral.
00:23 What did my grandfather do?
00:27 - I'm going to the funeral. - No, you're not.
00:30 - I'm going to the funeral. - No, you're not.
00:32 - I'm going to the funeral. - No, you're not.
00:34 - I'm going to the funeral. - No, you're not.
00:36 - I'm going to the funeral. - No, you're not.
00:38 - I'm going to the funeral. - No, you're not.
00:40 - I'm going to the funeral. - No, you're not.
00:42 - I'm going to the funeral. - No, you're not.
00:44 - I'm going to the funeral. - No, you're not.
00:46 - I'm going to the funeral. - No, you're not.
00:48 - I'm going to the funeral. - No, you're not.
00:50 - I'm going to the funeral. - No, you're not.
00:52 - I think we should take care of him. - No.
00:56 No. No, no, no.
01:00 We need someone who's level-headed...
01:03 ...unassuming and empathetic.
01:07 Did you just call me pathetic?
01:09 We are in the middle of a war with our enemies, the Romanos.
01:15 We have to kill those Romanos before they kill us.
01:20 - C'est comme le Père Noël. - Oui, j'ai jamais vu le Père Noël.
01:24 - Salut. - C'est difficile de trouver trois heures et demie.
01:28 Comment devons-nous apparaître fortes quand elle est comme ça ?
01:33 Tu ressembles à un libraire.
01:35 Tu as enfin des hommes italiens ?
01:38 Il essaie de me tuer...
01:41 ...avec son pénis.
01:43 Tu es le boss. Le boss prend soin de son affaire.
01:46 J'ai fait des muffins.
01:48 Je suis le Père Noël.
01:50 Le Père Noël est un homme.
01:52 Je suis le Père Noël.
01:54 Je suis le Père Noël.
01:56 Je suis le Père Noël.
01:58 Je suis le Père Noël.
02:00 Je suis le Père Noël.
02:02 Je suis le Père Noël.
02:04 Je suis le Père Noël.
02:06 Je suis le Père Noël.
02:08 Je suis le Père Noël.
02:10 Je suis le Père Noël.
02:12 Je suis le Père Noël.
02:14 Je suis le Père Noël.
02:16 Je suis le Père Noël.
02:18 Je suis le Père Noël.
02:20 Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org
02:23 Merci à tous !
02:25 [SILENCE]