00:00 Somebody give me one good reason I shouldn't pull this trigger.
00:05 Because it's a toy.
00:07 Exactly!
00:09 If we accept the absurdity of our existence, what does that make us?
00:14 Heroic.
00:16 Yes, exactly. Thank you, Julia.
00:20 I know this is a delicate subject, but can we talk about the private screening we asked you about the other day?
00:27 Yes, certainly.
00:28 We're not there yet. We still have a few questions to ask.
00:31 I must say, it's a masterpiece.
00:34 I know I should be humble and content to say thank you.
00:41 And most of the time, I just never heard back.
00:47 It's the not hearing back.
00:50 It's really not knowing why.
00:54 And I'm seeing people succeed all around me.
01:02 And my parents are always asking.
01:06 Mr. Tate?
01:08 Oh, hi.
01:09 I'm confused about some of the charges my client is getting.
01:12 Inactivity fees, new account fees.
01:14 Why not charge a fee for charging them fees?
01:17 Oh, I think you're onto something.
01:19 I'm not comfortable with this.
01:20 Nor should you be.
01:21 What?
01:22 What?
01:23 What?
01:24 Who was the only one who thought it was a good idea to start fresh in San Diego because you wanted to get out of our small hometown?
01:31 You were.
01:33 And who was the one who called me on the phone crying that it was thanks to my pushing you that you met the love of your fucking life?
01:41 I was.
01:42 Who was the only one you could poop in front of?
01:45 You were.
01:47 You have to look over that.
01:52 Sydney's in a bad place right now.
01:55 What does that mean? Did she leave? Did she go home?
01:57 She doesn't want to see you. She's really mad.
01:59 Just shut up and tell me where she is.
02:01 In the kitchen across the hall.
02:03 Thank you, Allie.
02:05 Allie!
02:06 What?
02:11 Did you just text her out of this com- Did you just text her out of this com-
02:13 Yeah, she did!
02:14 Of course I did, Dave, you epic loser!
02:17 Jesus, Becky.
02:19 Okay, we're in a fucking church, Dave!
