00:01Tom Allen, you're hypothetical.
00:03You've been set up on a date with the man of your dreams.
00:06However, due to some dodgy investments in cryptocurrency,
00:10ten minutes before the date,
00:12your finances have been wiped out entirely.
00:15So, you must stage a fun-filled and romantic date
00:18with the man of your dreams without spending any money.
00:21What do you do?
00:23James, what are the rules?
00:25Rules are, you must dine, do two activities
00:28and give them a gift and get them home.
00:31You can't let them know you've got no money
00:33or mention cryptocurrency.
00:35And you must secure a second date.
00:38LAUGHTER
00:40Firstly, who would go on a date and mention cryptocurrency?
00:44LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
00:51What kind of dates do you normally go on, Tom?
00:54Er...
00:56There are many different types.
00:58LAUGHTER
01:00They're quite short dates late at night, aren't they, sir?
01:03Shut your face.
01:05LAUGHTER
01:11So, what are you going to start with?
01:13OK, I would take them to a park.
01:15Yeah, good start.
01:17Don't laugh like that.
01:19We'll meet at a train station. They'll get the train in, presumably.
01:22Yeah, that's fine. They'll get the train.
01:24Er...
01:26..Euston. OK.
01:28So, where are they coming from, then, in your head? Stockport.
01:31You've chosen an interesting place to drop them home to.
01:34LAUGHTER
01:36So, you meet them at Euston.
01:38Meet them at Euston and then we go for a walk in Regent's Park.
01:41Lovely. They have a rose garden there.
01:43That's nice, right? Oh, and from there,
01:45you can walk to the Natural History Museum and that is also free.
01:48But the cost is you have to put up with a lot of screaming children.
01:51And some rather dour, tired-looking dinosaurs now.
01:54Well, I mean, they're billions of years old, of course.
