00:00 You, why did you choose Mary?
00:02 Jose and Mary.
00:04 Because, Jose and Mary,
00:06 they felt that if they were to be gay,
00:08 they should just be with Jose and Mary.
00:10 Because if a man is Jose, and a woman is Mary,
00:14 "Gay, Jose and Mary."
00:16 Because children are just like living things,
00:20 they are just thrown into a well,
00:22 and when they cry, that's where the child lives.
00:24 When I was thrown into the well, I didn't cry.
00:26 What happened?
00:28 (laughter)
00:30 He smiled immediately.
00:32 I was an incubator, because I didn't cry, but I did.
00:34 But a happy baby.
00:36 He smiled.
00:38 My name is Jong, what's yours?
00:40 Jo-hong.
00:42 With an H?
00:44 My mother is...
00:46 Why not "Mong"?
00:48 Why not "Dong"?
00:50 Because I'm a junior, so it's "J."
00:52 Jun, Jong.
00:54 But my mother always plays "Majong,"
00:56 so it's "Jong."
00:58 She said, "It hurts!"
01:00 She took me to the hospital.
01:02 My wife said,
01:04 "It's not coming out yet."
01:06 She went back to "Majong."
01:08 She called me "One Ball" and "Jong."
01:10 I'm just thankful, Jong.
01:12 What if I gave you a name, "Kamada?"
01:14 Kamada Hilario.
01:18 Kamada Hilario, because he's "Kamada."
01:20 "Kamada" or "Salat?"
01:22 "Salat Hilario."
01:24 "Salat Hilario."
01:26 Two balls, "Siete Pares," all up.
01:28 Before the peep, "Hi."
01:30 That's big.
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