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00:00Yahoo, everyone! I'm the director of Eirai Zoo, Eirai Sonokaze!
00:08Today, a wonderful guest has come to Eirai Zoo to play!
00:14I'm going to give you a quiz on animals with mysterious characteristics,
00:18so I'm going to ask you to answer quickly!
00:21Leave it to me! I'm not qualified for this!
00:25I'll do my best to make the most of my knowledge!
00:28I've been practicing hard all day for today!
00:32Today's light is invincible!
00:34Not a single animal is involved.
00:41It's showtime!
00:44It's all right if you step on the light!
00:47It's showtime!
00:50All right! Let's go to the waiting room!
00:58It's showtime!
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02:10Now, let's get to the first question.
02:13Wild velvet monkeys like things that humans love.
02:18What is that?
02:20A monkey's favorite food?
02:22The first question is hard.
02:25I know!
02:26Oh, Hikari-senpai, you're fast!
02:28It's a sweet cake, isn't it?
02:30Let's eat it together!
02:33What?
02:34Too bad.
02:35But the answer is cute and I like it very much.
02:39I was praised.
02:41Yes!
02:42It's a must-have energy drink when you stream!
02:47Monkeys don't stream crappy games.
02:51But it's a pretty good answer.
02:56Shuwa-chan-senpai, go ahead.
02:59This question is easy.
03:01When it comes to things that humans love,
03:04the answer is...
03:06alcohol!
03:07Seriously?
03:10Shuwa-chan-senpai, you got it right!
03:12What?
03:13I thought it was a joke.
03:15The world has finally gone crazy!
03:17The velvet monkeys that live in the Caribbean
03:21love alcohol so much that they steal it from tourists.
03:25When will I be able to have a drink with a velvet monkey?
03:29Let's move on to the second question.
03:31The world's greatest yasude-san,
03:33Tanzania's great yasude-san,
03:35protects her eggs from foreign enemies in a strange way.
03:38What is that?
03:40Shut up!
03:41Oh!
03:42Shuwa-chan-senpai, do you think you'll get it right?
03:45I don't have an answer, but...
03:47Anyway, I want to play the game!
03:51Even if you missed the joke earlier,
03:53you don't have to run so fast.
03:57Hikari-senpai, go ahead.
03:59Is it when mother yasude protects her eggs?
04:04So close!
04:05It's not yasude-san who protects her eggs,
04:08it's mukade-san who protects them.
04:11Oh, I see.
04:13Hikari-chan, you've been so close to getting it right.
04:18Is that so?
04:20Finally, Nekoma-senpai, go ahead.
04:24I was only thinking that yasude-san's crappy movie would be interesting.
04:29But I think yasude-san and crappy movies go well together.
04:34Nekoma-senpai, what did you just say?
04:36Eh? I said yasude-san and crappy movies go well together.
04:42Nekoma-senpai, you got it right!
04:44Yes, the answer is crappy.
04:46It's crappy.
04:48Eh?
04:49Tanzania-san's yasude-san
04:51protects her eggs by stepping on them,
04:53so she can't be targeted by the enemies.
04:56Wait a minute!
04:57You clearly didn't give her the answer!
05:00I didn't.
05:02If you keep this up, you won't be able to win the tournament,
05:05so I'm just going along with it.
05:09So far, Shuwachan-senpai and Nekoma-senpai have gained 1 point.
05:13Hikari-senpai, do your best too.
05:16I'll do my best.
05:18Now, the third question.
05:21Hiramushi-san, who lives in the sea,
05:23has the characteristics of both male and female,
05:25and is a male and female body,
05:27but when he's defending, he does something strange.
05:30What is it?
05:32Shuwachan-senpai, go ahead.
05:34I think your animal choices are too maniacal.
05:38You can't use your answer to complain.
05:42I want to talk about Atesulfamucarium-chan,
05:44who lives in Gachijero-chan.
05:47That's going to be a science fiction story.
05:52Yes, Nekoma-senpai.
05:54Before doing that,
05:56I think we need a date event to deepen our bond.
06:01What kind of event is that?
06:03When it comes to a date, it's a movie.
06:05The answer is...
06:07Let's watch an all-night movie of the Sharknado series!
06:11If we do that, our bond will break apart.
06:16But it's a science fiction movie.
06:19Tch, tch, tch.
06:21You two don't get it.
06:23Hikari-chan has a great aura of understanding.
06:26Love is something you have to face in the face of.
06:31The answer is...
06:33Fighting!
06:35I did it!
06:36Hikari-senpai, you got it right.
06:39When a flounder is mating,
06:41they use their reproductive organs to fight.
06:43It's called face-facing.
06:46What?
06:47That's not the answer Hikari-chan was imagining!
06:51She really has a strong problem.
06:54When a flounder is mating,
06:57they use their reproductive organs to fight.
07:00It's called face-facing.
07:04You're going to be a mom!
07:06That's what she said.
07:09I don't get it, but I'm glad I got it right.
07:13Hikari-senpai got it right,
07:16and everyone got points.
07:18You two are good.
07:20Hikari is going to win.
07:22I'm the one who's going to win!
07:26Unfortunately, this is the last question.
07:29The person who gets this question right will win.
07:32When a desert horned lizard,
07:34which lives in Mexico and South America,
07:36is attacked by an enemy,
07:38it protects itself in a very strange way.
07:40What kind of way is it?
07:42Shua-chan-senpai,
07:44have you already pressed the button reflexively?
07:47With all the problems I've been through,
07:50I've been able to sleep properly.
07:53I can't trust you at all.
07:56If I'm attacked by an enemy,
07:58then...
08:00I'll be sorry, and...
08:03I'll charm the enemy with a puff-puff combo.
08:08I just wanted to act like I was doing well and fool around.
08:13I have no regrets at all!
08:18You won't lose, Shua-chan.
08:20Before I could hear the answer,
08:22I was already confused.
08:24Dig up a large amount of food buried in the desert,
08:27and use it as bait to escape the enemy.
08:30It's called a bait shot!
08:34I've heard this word before,
08:36but it's incorrect.
08:38In that case, Hikari-senpai,
08:40please answer correctly and tell us the answer!
08:43Interesting answer...
08:45Interesting answer...
08:46Interesting answer...
08:48See?
08:49Because of you two,
08:50Hikari-senpai is starting to think of an interesting answer!
08:54K-Kohon...
08:56Then, I'll answer.
08:58The way a desert horned lizard protects itself from the enemy...
09:01That is...
09:02That is?
09:04From the eyes...
09:05Beam!
09:09Huh?
09:10Hikari-senpai, that's correct!
09:13We did it!
09:15That's right.
09:16When a desert horned lizard is attacked by an enemy,
09:19it protects itself by firing a beam from the eyes of the enemy.
09:25I didn't expect Hikari-chan to be so good at fooling around.
09:28It's the best way to fool around here.
09:31And so,
09:33Hikari-senpai is the winner!
09:36Hikari-senpai, well done!
09:40A-Anyway, the winner is the winner, right?
09:43We did it!
09:44Congratulations!
09:45Congratulations, Hikari-chan!
09:47Next time, I'm definitely going to win!
09:49Where does your confidence come from, Shiwa-chan-senpai?
09:53Then, next time, please hold the Shimoneta Oogiri Tournament!
09:57What do you mean, then?
09:59It has nothing to do with animals!
10:02That's right.
10:18W-What's going on?!
10:20Shion-senpai, you said you wanted to invite me as a guest on News Live On!
10:26Every Sunday night,
10:28I'll introduce the famous scenes of the Livers that happened that week in a news format.
10:32It's Shion-senpai's popular segment!
10:34That's what News Live On is all about!
10:39And it's an off-collab!
10:44Welcome, Yuki-chan!
10:47S-Sorry for the intrusion!
10:53Let's have a collab today!
10:55Pleased to meet you, too.
10:58I'll bring some drinks, so feel at home.
11:03As expected of Shion-senpai's room.
11:06It's so clean.
11:14Th-This is...
11:16What's wrong, Awa-Yuki-chan?
11:20Shion-senpai...
11:23I brought you a drink.
11:28But...
11:29What are you holding in your hand?
11:32Of course, this is a Gachi Zero milk bottle.
11:35No, no, why are you suddenly drinking a milk bottle?!
11:38We made a promise on the live stream, didn't we?
11:41That we'd drink a Gachi Zero milk bottle.
11:44Of course we did!
11:45Why are you so eager to drink it?!
11:47What?!
11:50You see...
11:52Sometimes I wonder if I'm okay with just being myself.
11:59But when I saw all the cute girls,
12:03I finally realized my true desire.
12:07I want to be everyone's mom!
12:12All four of them are crazy,
12:14and now even Shion-senpai has given up?!
12:19Don't worry.
12:21I'll take care of them for you.
12:29I...
12:36Here you go!
12:37A Gachi Zero milk bottle!
12:41M-Mama...
12:43B-Babu...
12:53Mama...
12:55Mama...
12:57That was a good voice recording.
13:00Now I just have to send this data to Katata.
13:04Babu...
13:05Look!
13:07It's spreading so fast!
13:12Babu...
13:15I can't believe I had to record this voice.
13:21Shion-senpai!
13:22Why do babies try to stand up on their own?
13:26Well, that's because...
13:27Besides, there aren't many babies who are that smart, right?
13:33B-Babu...
13:37News Live On!
13:40Konnichiwa!
13:41I'm everyone's mom, Shion Kaminari!
13:44This week's News Live On continues!
13:49And today, we have a wonderful guest!
13:59Here's the first news!
14:01Asagiri Hareru becomes a chimpanzee with a gacha!
14:04As expected of Hareru-senpai.
14:06She's already blown away with just the title.
14:09Well, since we're here, Shuwa-chan!
14:11Can you do a VTR impression?
14:13Roger!
14:14VTR...
14:16Gachi Zero!
14:17Now, here's the first 10 lines!
14:20Well, if you're as devoted as I am, this should do the trick.
14:24This is the scene where Hareru-senpai is aiming for a favorite character with a gacha.
14:29Here we go!
14:3510 Lines
14:38Well, that's the first 10 lines.
14:41However, no matter how many times you spin the 10 lines, the card you're aiming for won't come out.
14:47Y-You don't have to come so soon.
14:51I'm going to pull with my nipples now!
14:53I can feel the power of destiny gathering from my nipples!
14:57Everyone, don't stop me!
14:58Reach out!
14:59My feelings!
15:01From my nipples to that girl!
15:02Reach out!
15:07We're already in our third year, huh...
15:16And that's the end of the VTR!
15:18You managed to pull a favorite card and become a chimpanzee!
15:22What a splendid chimpanzee.
15:24And for now, let me buy that smartphone with Hareru-senpai's name on it.
15:29Wait, what are you saying?
15:30I'll pay you up to a million yen.
15:32That's not the problem!
15:34What are you guys talking about?
15:37I've always been a normal person who's always been a pushover.
15:42If you touch her nipples even a little bit, she'll tell you to become a baby.
15:46Huh? I wonder what Shuwa-chan is talking about.
15:50This is from 1 to...
15:52No, it looks like we have no choice but to re-educate her from 0.
15:56What do you mean from 0?
16:00Let her live in my body...
16:02And then...
16:03Let her be born.
16:05Eh?
16:06What?
16:07I've never seen this kind of fear before.
16:10Well, that's enough of that.
16:12Let's move on to the next news.
16:15Matsuriya Hikari is setting a new record with Gekikara Yakisoba RTA.
16:20Her opponent is Gachinko Gekikara Max Yakisoba.
16:23But I don't think Hikari is going to lose.
16:28Let's eat!
16:35Even if it's Gekikara Yakisoba, Hikari can't eat fast enough.
16:46But I'm not going to let it end here!
16:52Burn my life!
16:56H-Hikari-chan is burning!
16:58Hikari-chan has set a new record of 1 minute and 20 seconds.
17:06Thank you for the food.
17:09These tears weren't because I set a new record, but because it was spicy.
17:15That's all for the VTR.
17:18Shuwa-chan, what did you think of the video?
17:21I lost to the spiciness, but Hikari-chan ate it all.
17:26I want to be a mom!
17:29What are you talking about, Shuwa-chan?
17:32Hikari-chan's mom is me, Shion Kaminari.
17:36I'm Itsuzai, who Hikari-chan chose.
17:40My heart is worthy of being Hikari-chan's mom.
17:44Shuwa-chan is my classmate, but I'm a senpai.
17:47That's why my mom is me.
17:49I can't understand how wonderful it is to be a mom at the same age as me.
17:53I'm starting to feel like a mom.
17:56Shion Senpai.
17:59I think we need to decide who's going to be the real mom.
18:04I totally agree.
18:06Today's news live is interesting.
18:11Hello, Shuwa-chan?
18:13You're in the middle of a news live, right?
18:16That's right, but I have a question for Hikari-chan.
18:21A question for Hikari?
18:23Which one of us is going to be the real mom?
18:28Hikari-chan, which one of us do you want to be born as?
18:32Um...
18:35I don't know what you're talking about, but I love you two!
18:42Shion-mama...
18:45Shuwa-chan...
18:48Why are we fighting over who's going to be the real mom?
18:54We're supposed to be a special only one.
18:57That's right.
18:59We can't be bound by such a narrow fixed relationship.
19:03Um...
19:05Thank you, Hikari-chan.
19:07Thanks to you, I woke up.
19:09That's great, but what were we talking about?
19:14Now, here's today's last news.
19:17Yamatani Kaeru is banned for the first time.
19:21Hello, listeners.
19:24I'm Kaeru, and I love boobs.
19:26This time, I'm going to do my best.
19:32Because Kaeru is a baby.
19:36This is bad for my teeth.
19:40This is pretty...
19:47No, this sound is dangerous!
19:50That's right.
19:51Actually, after this, Kaeru-chan kept sneezing all over the floor,
19:55and that sound was the cause of her ban.
20:01Kaeru will continue to sneeze.
20:04Because Kaeru is a baby.
20:07Kaeru-chan's live streaming is pretty dangerous, too.
20:10But Kaeru-chan actually has a serious personality.
20:14Eh, really?
20:16Even when she talks, she easily gets involved with the listeners,
20:19and when she receives fan art,
20:21she writes a thank-you letter to each and every one of them.
20:24Oh, that's a bit unexpected.
20:27But when it comes to job hunting or job hunting, she seems to be in a hurry.
20:32She's always like that.
20:35But she's an interesting girl just because she's a live-on.
20:39If I have a chance, I'd like to talk to her.
20:51Thank you for today, Shuwa-chan.
20:54No, it's my pleasure.
20:56I'm really glad I was able to collaborate with you, Shuwa-chan.
21:01Eh, is that so?
21:03When I was watching the animal quiz and other collaboration streams the other day,
21:08I thought that all the girls who stream with you have a great atmosphere.
21:14I think that's because of you, Shuwa-chan.
21:18Shion-senpai...
21:20Also, I'd like to collaborate with the frog-chan that was mentioned earlier.
21:26It's true that you and Shion-senpai seem to have a good chemistry.
21:31That's right!
21:33But that girl hasn't collaborated with anyone yet.
21:42Even though I haven't collaborated with Doki yet,
21:44I feel bad for talking to her.
21:47Could it be that you're not good at collaborating?
21:51Hmm...
21:52Either way, it's only my debut, so I'll have to wait and see.
21:57That's right.
22:01However, the next day, I found out the answer to this question in an unexpected way.
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