00:00This is my first time on stage, can you have a big cheer for that?
00:22This is also my last time on stage, can you have a bigger cheer for that?
00:38I want to marry Aishwarya Mohanraj.
00:44Best husband material.
00:45I tell you.
00:46I am hot.
00:47I know you all won't believe me, so I brought some photographic evidence with me.
01:02That's me clicking a selfie.
01:07That's me hanging out with my friends.
01:16And I also hooked up with Naina when Bunny was away.
01:24Yes Gerayya was based on a true story.
01:27Next.
01:28That's me romancing very flexible Nisha Patil.
01:37And number two.
01:46I know, I know, I know, you all won't believe any of the things I say today.
01:51So here is Guinness World Records presenting me with big a** tickets.
02:01Moving on.
02:04I love you the most.
02:06Of course, who will do all this?
02:13But anyway.
02:14So I just drew some analogies and drew some parallels on how much I love you.
02:18If Aishwarya is creating controversy, then I want to thank her back.
02:35Up next.
02:38Your parents love me.
02:39Before I came here, I jumped on this stage, I went to your parents, I asked your mom.
02:44And she gave me a very big approval.
02:45And so did your dad.
02:46Sorry papa.
02:47Next.
02:48I will block all happiness.
02:49I will block all happiness.
02:50I will block all happiness.
02:51I will block all happiness.
02:52I will block all happiness.
02:53I will block all happiness.
02:54I will block all happiness.
02:55I will block all happiness.
02:56I will block all happiness.
02:57I will block all happiness.
02:58I will block all happiness.
02:59I will block all happiness.
03:00I will block all happiness.
03:01I will block all happiness.
03:02I will block all happiness.
03:03I will block all happiness.
03:04I will block all happiness.
03:05I will block all happiness.
03:06I will block all happiness.
03:09So I went in and blocked everything.
03:10I will upload on Instagram.
03:21Sharks love me.
03:22Wait for it.
03:23Wait for it.
03:24Wait for it.
03:25There are a lot of fishes in the river.
03:28I will leave them all and come fishing to you.
03:33So, hear it from the sharks themselves.
03:49Aishwarya Mohanraj,
03:51would you like to invest in me
03:54and take up 100% equity in my life
03:56in exchange of
03:58unlimited lifetime supply of unconditional love?
04:01Yes or no?
04:04Say yes!
04:06Okay.
04:31I got you all in just in case it's a night.
04:36I got you all in just in case it's a night.
04:51Thank you everyone, you have been a great audience.
