00:00We are right on target for q3 and I'm sorry, can I call you back mom? I'm working
00:06That's what you wear to work. I want you to meet someone. This is a doctor
00:11She's much prettier with makeup. I'm wearing makeup. I am done casually dating on the holidays. There's way too much pressure
00:18It's ridiculous. Try being the only single person left in your family. Rodney said you didn't call him. You didn't call Rodney?
00:24Why didn't you call Rodney? Why didn't you call Rodney? Because I already have a boyfriend
00:31Isn't he great? He's my holiday. And what? A date solely for the holiday, no commitment
00:37That's what I need for New Year's Eve, we can be each other's holiday. Come on, friends with benefits never work
00:42Let's make it official, non-sexual holidays from now on
00:47This is great
00:49We avoid this stupid pressure
00:53And all the judgment
00:55I'll be used to it my little bunnies
01:01I want you to find someone who has real potential
01:04Not this holiday crap like your aunt. She seems like she's having fun
01:09She's gonna die alone in a wheelchair and a diaper
01:17Do we have the finger? Holiday rule number three, leave no holiday behind
01:27No hands touched
01:30Choose protection
01:32You like him, he likes you. These are not real problems. I can't just like him, like him until I know for sure that he likes me, likes me
01:41Happy New Year
01:46Maybe this holiday thing will turn into something
01:51Why is everyone so suspicious of a happy single woman? You look really sad
01:56Les êtres humains ne sont pas censés être seuls sur les vacances. Personne ne met le bébé dans un coin
02:12Personne ne met le bébé sur sa tête
02:25Les gens ne sont pas censés être seuls sur les vacances
