00:00Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:01I'm a taxpaying American and small business owner
00:04in the great state of Louisiana.
00:06I also happen to be a vampire.
00:08Now, in the past year, there's been a lot of inflammatory talk
00:10from politicians warning their constituents
00:12not to trust vampires.
00:14The truth is, vampires are as different from each other
00:17as humans are, and we ask only to be treated as such.
00:20It's a post-Russell Edgington world, everyone,
00:23and we win back the human public one smile at a time.
00:27No dead humans, or I will have your back.
00:30I'll deal with it personally.
00:32What do you want from me?
00:34Everything.
00:36If you don't kill me, just do it.
00:38We got what we want.
00:39So you're here to seduce me, then?
00:41I can eat who I want.
00:43There's a new covenant town.
00:45Would you all join me?
00:47Oh, great.
00:48Now I have to deal with witches?
00:50They're necromancers.
00:52You stole all the spirits of life.
00:55If they can control the dead, then they can control us.
00:58This is nuts.
01:00It's been a while since I got attacked by a vampire.
01:06Guess what?
01:07It still sucks.
01:08It's justNO-
01:09It's too
01:11It's too late.
01:13Yeah, it's too late.
01:15It's too late.
01:17Thank you.
01:17It's too late.
01:21It's so late.
01:26It's so late.
01:29It's too late.
