00:00um some youth inmates basically took over a prison in cleveland and then once they took
00:14control of the prison they had their list of demands so what do you think these young inmates
00:20wanted playstation 4 uh they demanded computer games uh-huh yeah weed and kentucky fried chicken
00:28oh i get it say we all riot together as a group here we take over a prison what are we demanding
00:35i want good food that's what i want number one i want ribs taco bell taco bell yeah good food
00:42food is key private shower yeah lisa's different private shower fresh daisies lisa would want like
00:50a pizza oven and uh you know so she can make her own in prison she'd think big yeah i think big
00:57long term i think long term yeah you're right we're just like short term get me hot and ready
01:01you know jason the jew said he would ask for boobs on the regular
01:05i'm gonna get some boobs on the regular he likes boobs he likes boobs a lot but then they're just
01:12marching bob with bitch tits yeah exactly better better be specific chick boobs
01:18this guy said i figured out your list you're gonna need ants flip-flops weed thongs kate moss
01:25boots and the jew horn the dave and chuck the freak prison riot takeover demand list
01:32a nice comfortable robe oh yeah you like a robe right i love a robe
01:36yeah i've never found the time for one i'll tell you what it's i am not a robe guy
01:41well no guys typically aren't into robes as much as women if i'm gonna wear a robe it's a short one
01:46oh gross
01:48just to you the bottom of your ass
02:00show a little uh show a little bottom of the cheek
02:03yeah a little intrigue for you
02:05a little uh little mystery
02:10there's not much mystery there
02:12i love a short robe
02:16no man should ever say that
02:20like a nice short robe
02:21i think if i were to wear one i would prefer a short one
02:25well of course we know you would
02:27yeah
02:27when amber made me do that spa thing
02:29you know they get the massage
02:30they gave me a robe and it was like
02:32tip-o-dong
02:34oh wow
02:35it was visible i had to leave my underpants on
02:37like it was probably good
02:38it came to the
02:39like upper thigh
02:41yeah
02:41what
02:42that's crazy
02:42what kind of men are they making these for though
02:44well that would have been down to my ankle so
02:47it's probably a unisex
02:49yeah
02:50but they can't
02:51i mean there are men of many sizes
02:53yeah but they don't
02:54you think they should have a tall guy robe
02:55yeah you're on the
02:57they're not gonna waste
02:58that amount of money
02:58because you sit out in this lounge
03:00with men and women waiting for
03:02to be called for your massage
03:03oh wow
03:04i feel super uncomfortable
03:06like i would
03:08like in a robe with nothing else on
03:10in a weenie room
03:11waiting to be massaged down
03:13oh i'd have a lot of anxiety
03:16my anxiety would have been
03:17i left my underwear on
03:18oh my god
03:19i would have had to crush up xanax
03:20and snort it
03:21i would have
03:25i mean
03:25my anxiety would have been high
03:28i wouldn't do it by myself
03:29i did it with my wife
03:30it's different
03:31it's
03:31all a massage has ever been to me
03:33is like a gateway to sex
03:34somehow
03:35even then it's usually always the guy
03:37that is gonna give the massage
03:39right
03:39he's doing the massage
03:40it's not like rub me
03:41rub
03:41rub all my fatness
03:43rub it all down
03:44ooh
03:44take a really good look at this body
03:46soak it and feel every inch of it
03:49push down in it
03:51and see how far your fingers plunge
03:53into my belly
03:55no
03:57you don't get to touch this
03:59you can touch my arms maybe
04:01that's it
04:02that's it
04:03you don't want a woman rubbing all over you
04:04no
04:05give away my secrets
04:06there is a lot of secrets
04:08I got a lot of secrets
04:09a lot of secrets here
04:12in this area
04:16you know
04:17a treasure map
04:18you got your chest or something
04:19yeah
04:20sorta
04:21what secrets are you hiding
04:22just some secrets
04:23no need to know
04:27just a very intimate thing
04:30it is
04:31it is
04:32what mysteries will you find
04:34milady
04:35like you worried about
04:37there's like a little too much jelly
04:38is that what you're
04:39there's a little bit of jelly
04:41I just don't want a chick
04:45like really poking and prodding around
04:46be like
04:46ooh god
04:47pinch an inch
04:48pinch a foot
04:50nah
04:51I'm good
04:53you don't need to rub my love handles
04:54you know
04:57love handle massage
04:58rubbing is our job to do to a girl
05:01yeah
05:01we can rub them up
05:03you know
05:04they deserve it
05:06it's true
05:06you know
05:07they look so good
05:09we just look like
05:11I can't even imagine
05:12just what I look like
05:13laying on a table
05:14I can't
05:15I can't
05:16I'll never know
05:17I'll never know
05:19how bad that looks
05:20you know
05:21cause I
05:21I'd have to position a camera
05:23to really get a
05:24oh my fat
05:26would just move on
05:27to the side
05:28yeah
05:28you probably don't want
05:31it's real bad
05:32go ahead pretty lady
05:33get you a handful
05:34I'm gonna wanna oil
05:36this body up
05:37oh your hairy oil
05:40oh yeah
05:41goodness
05:41goodness gracious
05:42quite an image
05:43my back beard
05:44your hand gets stuck
05:47in your back there
05:48oh
05:48ow
05:49got a sliver
05:50from your back beard
05:51sorry about that
05:54I'll help you out
05:55stop
05:56Wesley
05:57you
05:59guys
06:01him
06:02I'm
06:03I'm
06:03happy
06:03to co-
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