00:00what is your unsexiest moment a situation you've been in already where you know oh that was
00:16absolutely the unsexiest i've ever been or a situation you could be in where you know i would
00:22be horribly unsexy andy's you know because you've said before like any kind of haunted house
00:26experience oh yeah i'm not you're not cool and i won't go like i will fight you tooth and nail
00:31yeah to not go to those things because i just know it's not going to do me any just those and
00:37i can't do i'm not good at any sort of sport yeah oh yeah like to play the sport right a batting cage
00:45anything like that which are things that you've done right so you felt unsexy at that moment at
00:51the batting cage because you had visions of your like nine-year-old self he thought he was gonna
00:55kill it back when i wanted him to play on my son's baseball yeah cue to 10 swings later yeah
01:00holding back diarrhea and i've got muscles tearing away from bones yeah holding back diarrhea
01:08yeah that's an image yeah not real sexy no um brent hi brent you're on with dave and chuck the freak
01:17tell us about your unsexiest moment well i was this is like the third day that i was with this girl
01:22and i said okay let's go out and eat dinner you choose the place so she chooses this indian food
01:29i'm like all right we go out for indian food and it was really spicy but i fought my way through it
01:34finished it well i suffer from hemorrhoids oh so the next day i'm like i'm in i'm in agony like
01:42i'm sweating i've had a bath i'm like okay this is horrible and i i'm also kind of a heavier guy so i
01:51had one foot on the bathtub i was bent over at the waist looking at my butt in the mirror with the
01:58other hand pulling the cheek apart and then with my other hand i was applying preparation
02:04h directly into the butt oh no and that's when she walked in right and oh my god butt cheek spread
02:13applying prep h like chuck what look would be on your face if someone busted you bent over
02:18cheek spread applying prep h what look would you give them no it wouldn't be to come hither
02:25it wouldn't be a sexy face it would be one of like shock and disgust like uh
02:31like your face i think would look sorry for them you know i think one of the things that works out
02:37for me is that i tend to announce when i'm going to do things so like if i had to apply a bunch of
02:47prep h to a hemorrhoid or something i might call out don't don't even think about it
02:54i'm gonna put a bunch of preparation h on my butt right now you'd send a warning out
03:03it's important i think to give verbal warnings um maria from toledo your husband's husband's
03:11husband's husband's i like it husband's unsexiest moment is what you're here to share
03:16husband well hi ripcord from toledo so ripcord uh well i was bartending it's about three o'clock
03:25in the morning i get home i hear this noise coming from my upstairs and i run up there i'm looking
03:29around checking my daughter it's not there next thing you know i see this thing fly by me and
03:34it's a bat so i scream my husband jumps out of bed he's in his underwear and he doesn't know what's
03:40going on but all he knows is that i screamed so he pushed myself and our daughter out of the way
03:45ran down the stairs in his underwear ran out the back door and didn't come back in until i said
03:52it's just a bat how would you be with a bat you think you could man up andy uh bad see like a bat
03:58doesn't creep me out if it's like one bat in a room like i would you know put a pot on my head or
04:03whatever i'd be wrapped in towels i'd be wrapped in towels i'd look like i was in a burka
04:13a burka made of towels i would and i will say this as much as a bat would scare me
04:21or whatever if a if a girl's there that i have to try to seem like a protector for
04:30i'll kill that thing with my bare hands there was a bat around
04:34you're in your house you'd run out you i don't believe that you i don't have anyone there that
04:39i would want to save
04:40you're exactly right i'm not gonna kill a bat with my bare hands in my house
04:47but if i was in a scenario where i felt like if i seem like a protector someone might do something to
04:58my johnson i would tear i'd be like ozzy osbourne i'd bite the bat's head off
05:05is ozzy now i would you turn into the superhero ozzy osbourne i would i'm telling you oh this one's
05:13bad showering with my wife saw a hair on her ass so i pulled it off thinking i just fell off her
05:20head she screamed turns out to be a six inch butt hair
05:26six inch butt hair sound like a metal song it's like dark metal
05:33disgusting man oh my god a six inch female butt hair it just sounds like a metal band
05:47six inch female butt hair
05:50spread it up overnight
05:56oh my god don't ever all you men listening hopefully ever find a six inch female ass hair
06:15yeah you don't want you don't want a rapunzel situation on the butthole
06:18rapunzel rapunzel let your ass head down
06:22yeah climbing the whole way
06:26oh that's bad that's bad times that thing got all the vitamins
06:30i guess it did it's really not what you want to see
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