00:00uh oh another bitch is trippin
00:13if you like a woman who's very frugal with money
00:19yeah and has thighs that are powerful enough to crush you
00:25oh god you don't you don't want powerful thighs
00:28i've got your dream girl right here show me this
00:33she went to a gas station in chattanooga tennessee
00:37hi and she did two very notable things she stole a 12 pack of bud light by putting it up her skirt
00:44and holding it between her meaty thighs oh my god 12 pack i got this
00:50bottles or cans it's gotta be cans gotta be cans you can't do bottles no that's crazy
00:57i don't know i don't know and then she got 70 cents worth of gas paid for it by cleaning out
01:04the take a penny leave a penny tray and the bay the beer was between her legs the entire time
01:09she was paying for her gas how did they catch her they didn't at the time oh
01:15the owner turned over the surveillance tape though when they realized what happened
01:19and there is actually um footage of this that we put up at daveandchuckthefreak.com
01:25you can go see it there uh this is the local tv station reporting on this woman's big bd thigh crime
01:31saw the lady take two pack of beer you know put it up under her dress
01:36yes you're hearing and seeing that that was bottles guys she had bottles that's bottles
01:41wow how could she walk with that 12 pack of beer up that's bottles you guys that's amazing she was
01:46walking like normal with a 12 pack of beer between her thighs that's crazy could you do it i don't
01:52know what do we have around here that we can start james has like a 36 pack of mountain dew
01:56can you do it james can james do it can james do it can james do it can james do it can james do it
02:05that's a 36 pack though or something isn't it it's like a can take some cans out let's just keep 12
02:12in there yeah there's like two or three you can't do oh no no you can't do that you've got to take all
02:17those cans out and do 12. it's gonna be a mountain dew disaster james is prepping his box a lot of work
02:25going into this time here yeah how many cans are in there now james i think 14 or 15 14 or 15 cans
02:31can you walk normal it's not that normal not enough hi james how are you today don't mind me
02:39hello andy oh you're slipping you're slipping down your calves let me see if i can do it
02:45okay as long as i got it it's not easy though right do you think you could put it between your
02:53meaty thighs and and make it i think the box is hurting is walking normal you getting a good
02:59leg workout there james yeah that looks like it would be it's like the new uh workout trend
03:05okay chuck you be careful you got a weak ticker oh i hurt my nuts
03:09he's out he's out not so down yeah you gotta we got balls in the way you can't do it
03:16you guys be careful with your balls yeah i know i can't do that try it now i knew james would have
03:34the thigh strength yeah whoa whoa so it's easy you don't have to work out today at least not your
03:41thighs good god they got the mountain dew workout nice but it's incredible that you she you have to
03:47go to davidcheckthefreak.com to see this video because it's like nothing's changed the way she
03:51walks in is the way she walks out because she kind of waddles a little bit normal she's pretty sure
03:56with it yeah she really is like my next goal is gonna be i'm gonna put a smart car up there
04:02anyone seen my mini yeah it's in the lady's crotch she really wanted that beer though oh she did
04:1112 pack of bottles i don't want it back i mean just no it's fag beer now i mean i don't know how
04:17much it costs sweaty thighs oh i don't like my beer served in sweaty thighs
04:22thighs oh yeah those things are sweaty and red chafing with some skin lisa coming off
04:30gross ice cold brew zits oh god skin tags for sure and you know she hasn't cleaned it that well
04:40oh yeah generally if it's that big you can't get down all those crevices trout beer
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