00:00police in australia got a interesting call a uh tour bus fell victim to an attempted theft
00:17staff sergeant said it appeared the would-be thief or thieves tried to siphon fuel from the
00:22park bus during the night however they got a bit more than they bargained for they um were using
00:28the old mouth yeah yeah try and suck it in and then let it flow out they didn't hit the the fuel tank
00:37though they accidentally accessed the bus's waste tank instead oh no because you do get a bit in your
00:47mouth and you got to spit it out as lisa would say yeeks yeah yeeks um this is like
00:54terrible like her hands seems like because i'm thinking of it going in you know your mouth
01:05that just waste yeah yeah police officer said uh we can infer they had a bus waste
01:11you made it worse waste it makes it worse and trust me they're not cleaning that out every
01:20like how long do they let that bus wait the bus waste sit in there fermented bus waste
01:27it's hard to say bus waste without bus waste you want to say bus waste which is fine i'm fine with
01:35all the bus waste yeah bring it over um the officer says we can infer they had a very hasty retreat
01:42with a somewhat bitter taste in their mouth oh god that's nasty there is a way to do it i remember
01:49i think we learned it in boy scouts you learned how to siphon gas with your mouth yeah we did you did
01:54it wasn't with our mouths though we learned how to do it when you put the you put a tube like in but
02:00you put it all the way in and then you put your thumb over the end of it to like stop the almost
02:07like a straw when you put your thumb on a straw and you can lift it up and it's like oh look it's
02:11still full um you do that and then just yank it out and let it go much better than the mouth much
02:18better than the mouth i'd never use my mouth on a tube yeah um they say they have you know they
02:30don't worry about tracking down the stolen goods in this case oh god no you keep that you know what
02:37sucked though is if they if they just like the hose was pouring it out and they just ran and it was
02:42just pouring and pouring like it would just keep coming out it'd be a hell of a scene to walk up on
02:48busways everybody around it's busways do the lisa
02:54yikes yikes yikes busways yikes i just thought about in their mouth
03:03the waste
03:06from the bus
03:09waste from the bus
03:13in my mouth and put my my fingers go up
03:17waste of
03:19people
03:20you know people who are on buses
03:23think about it
03:27think about their poop
03:30it's a lot of
03:33come on
03:35and i'm thinking uh
03:37yeah there's some runs in there
03:39stop it stop stop stop what is wrong with you
03:42why do you have to go that far because there is we're talking about bus waste
03:45in your mouth
03:47okay
03:48why has lisa ever gone too far i've never seen lisa get yelled at before
03:53what
03:53that's the story that's what we're talking about
03:57in your mouth dave
03:59in your mouth dave if it's just on you that's grossing up
04:02it wasn't like on his shirt
04:03or in his hair
04:05it was in his mouth
04:07yeah
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