00:00If you're a little kid and you get your hands on a car, why would you drive it to do this?
00:10Sunday night, a cop in Stillwater, Minnesota spotted a 10-year-old kid doing 50 in a minivan.
00:17As you can imagine, he's 10 years old. He was all over the road.
00:20He almost hit a tree before the cop parked his car in front of the minivan to stop it.
00:25When the cop jumped out and asked the kid what he was doing, he said,
00:32Oh, my parents fell asleep and I took the van because I need to buy some Cheerios for breakfast tomorrow.
00:39He's hungry.
00:40But Cheerios? Of all the foods I'm taking the van out on a joyride to get, Cheerios?
00:47Yeah, that's pretty lame.
00:48To be honest, thank God he never made it to the store.
00:51Sure, because if he only thinks Cheerios are where it's at and he made it to the cereal section,
00:57he would have been like, Oh, my God, I've been lied to my whole life.
01:01Have you tried chocolate Frosted Flakes, kid? Let me tell you.
01:06Luckily, no one got hurt, amazingly, and no one is facing any charges.
01:09They turned the kid back over to his parents, who were shocked to find that he snuck out after they fell asleep in their minivan.
01:15That's wild.
01:16A Cheerios run.
01:17Yeah, it's a lame run.
01:18Oh, that's it. Would you be worried?
01:21Your 10-year-old steals your minivan, alarm bells, but is just going to get Cheerios.
01:26Not so crazy.
01:27Maybe he doesn't know of anything else.
01:30That's what I mean.
01:31Yeah, sheltered.
01:32He's not the worst kid in the world.
01:34That's what I'd be thinking.
01:35I'd be like, Well, see, he's okay.
01:38He takes cars, but he just wants Cheerios.
01:42But he just wants to get Cheerios.
01:43He was kind of being responsible.
01:45He wanted to get them.
01:45They ran out.
01:46He wanted them for breakfast.
01:47Yeah.
01:48As if you buy the Cheerios story.
01:50Because I know if I was going out to buy some bad stuff, I'd get up to no good.
01:53Oh, no, officer.
01:54I was just out of Cheerios.
01:56I needed a well-balanced breakfast in the morning.
01:58Yeah, we're believing this kid.
01:58To get a great start to my day.
02:00And I realized that the family cupboard was out of a Cheerios.
02:03So I took the minivan to be a responsible 10-year-old and get my own breakfast.
02:06Right.
02:06He could just be literally a criminal mastermind.
02:08He probably had to go buy heroin or drugs or something.
02:12Oh, no.
02:13I'll take a prostitute.
02:15Heroin and whores is what he was looking for.
02:17He probably plays Grand Theft Auto.
02:18He knows all about it.
02:19It's true.
02:21Yeah, I fell down a chocolate frosted flake hole a few months ago that I realized I could
02:26never buy them again.
02:27Oh.
02:28You should be careful how you say that, Dave.
02:30Chocolate frosted flake hole.
02:31Yeah, yeah.
02:31My kids wanted a little bowl of cereal hole.
02:38My kids wanted them, so I bought them, and then I'm like, a little bit.
02:42It's like going back to heroin or something.
02:44It really is.
02:45It's like doing lines of cereal.
02:46To me, that's like, I cannot.
02:48Yeah, it's a good cereal.
02:50Oh, delicious.
02:51Man, I hate chocolate cereal so much.
02:53No, but the chocolate milk left behind from chocolate frosted flake is the greatest thing
02:59you'll ever get from the Jody.
03:00No, I just can't.
03:02I don't.
03:03I can see that.
03:05I can see it.
03:05I want it.
03:06I'm shaky over there.
03:06Yeah, I can't.
03:07I can't.
03:07I can't be anywhere near it.
03:08It's not allowed in our house anymore.
03:10It's been me.
03:10You're wild, Dave.
03:11I am.
03:11I'm crazy wild.
03:12You look out.
03:12I'm like that kid that stole the minivan.
03:14Yeah, I walked in on him in the bathroom.
03:17Oh, I was wondering if there was chocolate all over the place.
03:20I'm like, dude, come on, man.
03:21Get it together, man.
03:23Get out, Chuck.
03:24Get out.
03:24I'm not at work, Dave.
03:25Get out, Chuck.
03:27Leave me alone with my chocolate frosted flake.
03:30So glad I know those are chocolate frosted flakes and not something else on the floor.
03:33Changes my email.
03:34I go to engineering.
03:36He's bringing a broom this time.
03:38Yeah.
03:38Yeah.
03:39He loves them.
03:39Those brown stains were simply the leftover milk.
03:42Yeah.
03:44Imagine sneaking in to eat a bowl of frosted flakes.
03:50Looking over my shoulder.
03:51That's why your office door is closed and all the time.
03:53Yeah, exactly.
03:54He's in there eating cereal.
03:56I can only eat it at work.
03:58They'll never catch me.
03:59I can't let my kids see me this way.
04:03Slurping this delicious chocolate milk all the way down.
04:05Are you here like slurping?
04:07You're like, what is going on?
04:08Oh, Dave's at it again.
04:11Dave's at it again.
04:12Yeah.
04:13Making all sorts of delicious noises.
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