00:00um this guy's wondering is he a bull in a virtual cuck
00:09oh he sent us an email he said i am i'd say a solid seven 29 about six foot tattoos
00:18fit dad bod i'd say a few days ago a girl i messed around with in college sent me a message
00:25saying hey you want to be friends again i said cool i'm a people person we started talking
00:31we start talking she keeps sending me messages that seem a little suspect though
00:48like saying uh did we used to sext i can't remember
00:52what did we fool around does she not remember well he says yeah we never had sex she was a jewish
01:02virgin with a bush like andy's beard jesus
01:06that's a crazy bush she had i just looked i looked deep into your beard look into it
01:15i'm not looking into it look at it i have the face of a jewish woman's crotch
01:23sorry lise
01:31i was not expecting that no none of us were no one who could no predict that i can't look at him
01:48now all i see is oh my god you know i don't i i don't just so you know i don't i don't i don't
01:54i don't know i never thought about that before
01:57thank you look away
01:59look away i'm gay
02:01i'm a monster
02:03i'm not an animal
02:06my problem now is every time i see a woman on the internet with a huge bush i'm gonna see andy's face
02:10yeah
02:11oh my goodness
02:15i'm just saying like i i can analyze it for the length and the the color i get what they're saying
02:25the thickness you get the idea it's a thick i have a pubish beard yeah a thick full you don't
02:33i mean beards are really just face pubes anyways yeah if you think about it it's true yeah
02:38what's that my beard going off that's your beard oh that's the sounds of my beard it's a jewish
02:47woman's vagina
02:48also my face
02:51i can't tell which
02:55you gotta guess
03:00jewish ladies crotch it's a real flip of the coin
03:03andy's face
03:04someone said shabbat shalom to andy's beard
03:07so
03:10anyways back to this this is the woman though we're talking about now that's saying hey
03:15yes this is the woman okay andy's face is saying hey to this guy
03:21um
03:22just let me turn down i haven't yeah yeah we don't need to um
03:26he said
03:27we only did naked hand stuff and made out that's how he realized that she was a jewish virgin with a bush like andy's beard
03:34and um he said i explained to her what a cuck was because we were talking about your show actually
03:41and then she sent some nudes over the weekend
03:45she listens to the show
03:46he does i'm not sure if she does okay
03:49she can't hear it over her bush
03:51drowns it out
03:54it's just it's impossible to listen
03:56she sent some nudes over the weekend
03:59boobies full body
04:00then she texted me yesterday saying
04:03i shave my bits you want to see
04:05whoa
04:05i said yes
04:08still full full
04:11yeah she couldn't get it all
04:12but noticed but just
04:14her two hands spreading
04:16it a bit
04:17okay well that's more advanced
04:19and i said well wait a second
04:21if your two hands are down there
04:23how did you take that photo
04:25that's when she dropped the bomb on me
04:28oh my husband took it
04:30and i said hey does he know
04:34we're sexting and sending photos
04:37she said yeah i'm open and honest with him about everything
04:42he totally knows
04:43he's like if you want that bush you can have it
04:46so she's still rocking the hairy bush
04:49no she shaved it
04:51she did shave
04:51she shaved it
04:52do you guys think that i'm a virtual bull
04:54yes
04:56yes it sounds that way
04:57it does sound like that
04:58absolutely
04:59you're being used
05:00yeah
05:01enjoy it
05:03i don't know if it qualifies you as a bull though
05:06yeah
05:07more of a
05:07what is he
05:08i don't know he's just like the guy that
05:11is talking to her on the internet
05:12yeah
05:14it's different like a bull has a job
05:17a bull has a very specific goal
05:18maybe they're setting it up
05:20i think they are
05:21they are dipping their toes in the
05:23in the cuck pool
05:25yeah
05:25yeah they're swimming in a cuck pool
05:28yeah
05:28it's gonna take me a while
05:30not in the deep end yet
05:31i have the face of a jewish woman's vagina out of my head
05:33i'm sorry andy i can't look you right in the eye right now
05:36but it'll go
05:36it'll go
05:38it's good
05:38it's just
05:39it's just there right now
05:41let it pass
05:41yeah
05:42i will let it pass
05:43let it pass
05:44we gotta work together still
05:46can't have you just seen a vagina on my face
05:50that's a hell of a way to live
05:52it's a pandemic
05:55my beard is so gray now
05:57that i have the
05:58i have the bush of an 80 year old woman on my face
06:00so it's different
06:04i've never in my life thought of beards as bushes
06:06no
06:07no
06:07that is disturbing
06:09you know
06:09no
06:09no
06:10no
06:10no
06:10no
06:11no
06:11no
06:11no
06:12no
06:12no
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