00:00A new survey asked people in America if they own any adult toys, and the results were pretty
00:11much split down the middle. Just over 50% say yes, I have one. And the rest were lying. Yeah,
00:1849, just over 49% say they don't. I think there's a lot of guys that don't. Oh, yeah,
00:23that's true. But, you know, it's not as much of a difference as you'd think. I would assume,
00:2850% of women say they have one. 44% of men. That's higher than I thought. Well, because they
00:36probably have stuff that they use on their girl. It's not always just for them. Oh, it's not for
00:42their self-love? Like some of us have stuff for us. Yep. Okay, great. But then some people have
00:48stuff, I think, for the ladies. For the ladies. For the ladies. A little extra. I mean, besides like
00:54a fleshlight type device, what else could you have as a man? Butt plug. Oh, okay. Thank you,
01:00James. Thank you, James. Butt plug for sure. Okay, backdoor stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
01:05But okay, so let's stick to the front here for a second. Okay, stick to the front. Let's stick
01:08to the front. Let's leave the back to the back. Yeah. Like a fleshlight type device. What else is
01:14there? The C ring, the vibrating C rings. What else did you buy? I'm wearing that with
01:20myself? I think it gives you a great big bone. Oh, really? You know, it's because it traps
01:28everything. I'm trying to figure out the toys men could use with themselves in the front.
01:34You put them on how lonely you are and how fired up you want to get yourself. You're right.
01:38Sex doll. Like full on sex doll. Okay. Silicone butt. Those cages. Silicone butt.
01:44Yeah, we forgot. You've seen those. Those torsos. Those female torsos. Right? To bang and
01:50just a torso. You can have that foot. Oh, the vajankle. The vajankle. I forgot about the
01:56vajankle. The vagina ankle that you can have. Jason's got a good suggestion too. Oh, does
02:00he? Oh, yes. Sounding utensils. Oh, sounding Jason. Sounding Jason. That's a really bad movie.
02:06Sounding Jason. It's like a porn I don't need to see. I'm not sounding. Just suggesting it
02:12for others. Yeah, it came to you pretty quick tonight on Sounding Jason. It's a very romantic
02:18novel I could write. Sounding Jason. Yeah. Sound like a CW show. It does. Sounding Jason.
02:25You're right. I moved up from a chopstick to a sharpie pad. If you stick to the front, I
02:29guess there is a lot of stuff that you don't think about. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's a...
02:33You know, if you're sticking to the front and then you're not even talking about the back.
02:36Right. You get one of those like electrode things that you can connect to your nuts and...
02:39Oh, like one of those like tens. Oh, it says you're forgetting paddles and handcuffs. But
02:44to yourself, I'm going to paddle and handcuff myself? Like I'm S&M-ing myself? That's a
02:49crazy concept to S&M. Ow! And I'm stuck. Ow! And I'm hitting myself. I don't know. You
02:55can't S&M yourself, do you? Well, okay. Well, let me just ask. Hold on. I got to ask this
02:59question. Yes. Is there anyone listening to the show that S&Ms themselves? Not for a show?
03:05Like not for a game show? Like just like you for your personal pleasure. Like I am about...
03:09Like beats themselves? You beat yourself and handcuff yourself. Is there anyone...
03:12I'm doing my own thing to myself. Yes. You're your own... Yelling at yourself.
03:16Dominatrix. Right. I'm like pouring wax on myself. On yourself. I am like burning myself.
03:22I am biting myself. Yes. Self-S&M. Are you into... Is anyone listening to this show into
03:30self-S&M just for you? I'm not doing anything on camera for anybody. For you, by you. For
03:36you, for you. By you. For you, by you. 1-855-954-6969. Toll free. 1-855-954-6969. Or text us at
03:474-6969. I bet they're... Well, that's that auto-erotic asphyxiation technically, right?
03:52Oh, yeah. Technically you're right. I guess that is. Okay, let's just rule that one out.
03:57What about a pinch of the nips? Yeah. You're disturbing me. Um... Clamps, yeah. Or even
04:05just yourself. I guess if you clamp your own nips, that qualifies. I guess they do make
04:10time-release handcuffs and self-bondage stuff. It's embarrassing if those go wrong. You want
04:16to get top of the line. Battery died. You want to get top of the line. Okay, this guy, hell
04:20yeah, got my full-length mirror to watch me. Clips and clamps. Clips and clamps. It's another
04:26movie I don't want to see. No, you don't. Clips and clamps. No, you really don't. Man,
04:30full-length mirror whenever I catch myself. There we go. Yes, totally. It turns me on.
04:36Can't find anyone else to do it to you, so... You do it to yourself. I'm the lonely S&M guy.
04:41If I just... I just can't figure it out. I can't find anybody to spank yourself. Chuck,
04:48you got to spank it. I love it. I don't know what... Could you spank yourself that hard
04:56to give you, like... I was pretty hard when I just did myself. Okay, all right. Yeah,
05:00Chuck followed through with that one. Yeah, he did. It was all right. Oh my God, listen
05:06to this guy. Guys, I know it sounds crazy, but nothing gets me going better than a little
05:10light scorching of my nutsack during self-pleasure. Scorching? Scorching, Lisa. Here's how you do
05:16it. You shave first. Yeah. Then you hit them with a light dusting of aerosol from hair
05:21spray. Oh. A little flick of a lighter to set those puppies ablaze for a couple seconds
05:25really gets you going. He sets his balls on fire. Oh, man. But he uses... He does that
05:32whole, like, magician method where it burns off the hair spray without doing any, like,
05:40damage to yourself, but I think it can go real wrong real quick, and you can burn yourself
05:44very badly. That sounds like a burn wiener. Yeah. Caught my roommate putting needles in
05:50his dong and scrote. He calls it deedling. I want to move out. I don't blame you. Close
05:58the door! Close the door! I saw... I'm deedling. I think it was on this show when we were scrolling
06:02through stuff. There was an image we went by one time where it looked like a pin cushion.
06:06Oh, man. The top part of a guy's... Penis pin cushion is... Terrible words. Together, not
06:16good. Because that's what... When we scrolled through, I caught a glimpse of it, and I realized
06:22it was a guy who just, you know, like, as many as he could... Like a pin cushion. Like
06:26a pin cushion. Yeah, those pain dudes. Oh, man. Most people just call it needling. Penis
06:32needling. Maybe that guy just had a... Meant to say needling. I needling! You say it like
06:39that when you've got a bunch of needles in it. I'm deedling! I'm deedling! Shut the
06:44door! Oh, wow. Oh, my. Oh, jeez. Goodness. Goodness. Goodness. Yeah, like, you'd have to
06:52put, like, make sure you put porn in the title. Oh, my. Yeah, all right. Out of there.
06:58We're out of there. Nothing good to be seen in those images. Nothing at all. Well,
07:02so I learned something new today. There's people into self-SNM.
07:05No.
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