00:00um i know everyone is going to want to rush out and get this one jessica simpson has a new memoir
00:09coming out yes listen i've wanted to know so excited i've wanted to know what's been up with
00:16her forever i hope she spills all the dirt on she's rich hey i want to know what's up with
00:20what kind of weird stuff is he doing no what's he up to she's done well for herself right yeah
00:25like financially she has her own fashion line like it's the fashion line yeah shoes some of
00:30these girls that start those fashion lines they make a ton of cash oh my god yeah that's all i
00:37would do if i got famous as a girl i don't believe her music i'm just gonna try that well but fashion
00:43like baby clothes whatever it is like just get something to hit she's worth 200 million see
00:48i need to design shoes that are green on the bottom and call them green beans there you go
00:55it's a little sexy numbers huh yeah green beans green on the bottom yeah you're classy you should
01:03figure out what green bean is in a foreign language like french yeah yeah yeah vert vert vert haricot
01:12that's it that's green bean vert haricot vert haricot this shoes i'm gonna be honest it sounds
01:19that sounds super fancy it sounds super fancy i definitely can't afford it did you see that
01:24she's wearing those new vert haricots so she's by green bean legume vert oh legume what i thought
01:31haricot was i think haricot's carrot oh green carrots don't don't mess this up bean haricot is
01:38no he doesn't like legume's bean too i thought how do this well what's a green bean haricot haricot
01:44haricot vert haricot haricot haricot haricot haricot haricot vert haricot that'll be the commercial
01:54too i'll be like there there there can you put it together and let's hear how this french woman is
02:00gonna say it yes this is andy's fortune we're doing right here okay here we go let's see oh
02:08and they don't print that's pronounced oh they actually call it haricot vert see that's even
02:12fancier yeah you gotta switch it up here let's see how she says it haricot vert yeah that's it
02:18what do you have there what are you wearing i'm wearing haricot vert translation green bean
02:33green bean haricot vert everyone will be wearing haricot vert yeah that'll be the commercial it'll
02:47be like at a fancy restaurant girl to see yeah yeah i'd buy those green bottom shoes andy
02:52lou boo hoo it's all about el hicko bill i see like all the supermodel chicks like wearing them
03:06coming out and then andy at the end like hey i'll just like inexplicably have a scarf on
03:11the big long cigarette thing these bitches don't know how to even walk in my haricot vert
03:19walk like a model if you're good to wear haricot vert he's very demanding
03:28haricot vert green bean the designer if somebody said haricot like that to him he'd smack him in his
03:34mouth you get that if you're his haricot vert how dare you just go around smacking people
03:41what'd you say yeah haricot vert
03:44so they get it right how you say it haricot vert there you go that's it haricot vert yes you got it
03:52and then somebody says it wrong and i flick a cigarette at him right in the face and smack him
03:57haricot vert he'll start demanding things make me cocovin cocovin ratatouille what's up
04:05ratatouille that's a rat
04:09the hot new line of shoes i'd have tiny just the tiniest little sunglasses
04:19little lenses that just make no sense i'm fascinated by you already i'm fascinated by
04:28your he's an enigma fashionista personality oh it's incredible little tiny sunglasses that make
04:37no sense a scarf always always a scarf always i can't wait to see what you do with your hair
04:43and then my hair wait oh it's gonna be wild like a little hat like um i'd have a hat that had the
04:50top cut out and my hair going through it
04:53and i'd be like i'm making haricot vert yeah
04:57i'm trying to see it maybe we can um maybe will this be a woman let's see here
05:07i hope come on haricot vert there we go there is my bell that is my bell find out for me
05:16haricot vert why did she slow down oh she haricot vert the second one gives you like a
05:23i don't know how to say it i like her saying that slow it slow it slow it slow it down
05:30that's how you say haricot vert you said it too fast
05:34say it slow or fast
05:37haricot vert
05:38haricot vert
05:39also known as green bean
05:41green bean
05:50ain't that just a green bean
05:54hey i just close like this
05:56i pull out like a tiny little gun with a long barrel and i'm like
06:02helicovel
06:04he shot me with a pea shooter
06:08green bean
06:10yep there you go i like it i do bandy quits the show you know he's launching his new line of shoes
06:18he's just taking them to milan
06:20he's just taking them to milan
06:22oh
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