00:00when a very violent mohawked missouri woman realized that her live-in lover would not
00:11perform oral sex on her she lost her mind what'd she do dave first of all you have to go check out
00:20we have two mug shots of the day today yeah okay we never normally have that but today there had
00:25to be two okay this woman's one of them and the next story is the other okay how about this they're
00:30both up at daveandchuckthefreak.com how about this all right chuck we see the mug shot yep and then we
00:36try and come up with what she did all right well this is the first mug shot daveandchuckthefreak.com
00:42you can see okay oh man she's capable of a lot she's steeler fan like joe pesci you have to be
00:49like a really hot girl to pull off a mohawk and yeah she's not got it i got it she's not
00:55uh rocking that look for hots she's like a female bam bam bigelow yes or an ugly joe pesci she's like
01:03a roller derby queen the big girl you know that she did something to her guy when he refused to
01:09perform all sex in her oh can you figure out what it is based on her mug shot to me i feel like she
01:15took a baseball bat and hit him in the head with it she looks like she'd have a baseball bat you know
01:20what i mean i think she stabbed him oh that's enough that's a real possibility she bit abby bit
01:28him oh okay um the winner this time around closest to it yeah chuck the freak no way yeah crowbar well
01:37uh 43 year old amy nicole perino was busted on charges of domestic assault and sexual abuse for
01:43this incident occurred at this home that they share first off she wanted oral yes demanded it
01:51give it to me no you're gonna pay for that uh-oh what'd she do first she punched him yeah 25 times
02:02oh my god that's one two three four like they won't even do that past 10 in the wwe so she's
02:12naked this whole time right sure she's naked she's naked the whole time after the beat downs she chased
02:19him around the house continuing to try and force her bits on him oh my god terrifying he pleaded for
02:26her to leave him alone but perino did not let up yeah she pushed him to the ground and sat on his face
02:36so she was forcing him do it do it that's great he likes really wanted that she likes that would you
02:45do it i would do it to perino probably not no you're in a life or death situation would you lick joe pesci's
02:54bits uh you know what to stay alive i listen if if that is that's lick or die i'm in that chick's room
03:01i wake up after a night of drinking and i'm in that chick's room and she's like you're gonna lick
03:10these bits and i'm like and i see and i take a scan around the room i see like brass knuckles
03:21i see a brass plate i see a bat i see a crowbar
03:27i see a spear
03:31numchucks i probably just do it
03:36so the victim told investigators that he had to do it anyway the court document states the following
03:44while she was sitting on his face she said to him
03:48eat my
03:49that's exactly what i thought she'd say
03:54tell you she was gonna say that
04:02i knew it i just knew it
04:06she doesn't call it her kitty or her bits or her cake or anything or nothing no
04:12her she calls it the p word i imagine a lot of hair
04:17oh yeah on that thing i mean she probably has a big mohawk down there too
04:23it looks just like that
04:24it does
04:25same haircut down there
04:27yeah that it looks just like her vagina
04:29yeah
04:30yeah
04:31oh it's awful
04:32imagine it
04:36stop it
04:39stop it
04:40stop it please you're insulting us
04:44the terrifying lisa dave calm down
04:46he's like holding it up
04:48it got real scary
04:50i was like go on the bully
04:51yeah exactly
04:53the reenactment is too authentic
04:54chuck was about to blow his whistle
04:57i don't feel safe
05:02so anyways
05:09yeah you just eat that
05:11yeah for a few seconds he said
05:14he was smothered by her bits
05:16and couldn't breathe
05:17i bet it
05:17and that he was scared to death
05:19i bet it's um
05:20he just saw
05:22black
05:23it's horrible
05:24just
05:25it went to black
05:27yeah
05:27the pubes eclipse the sun
05:28i could see
05:30little bits of sun
05:31through the pubes
05:33i couldn't breathe
05:35i couldn't breathe
05:35it was horrible
05:36my god
05:38my good god
05:40just her shrill cry
05:42of eat my
05:42it feels like a brillo pads on him
05:47oh it hurts
05:48my forehead hurts
05:50my forehead hurts
05:51it continues
05:54you're running
05:55oh it continues
05:56he told police
05:57the whole incident
05:57made him throw up in his mouth
06:01oh
06:01she's sitting on him
06:04and it must have been terrible
06:06yes
06:07i mean
06:07oh
06:08well could you imagine
06:09must have had some cheese on the taco
06:11there's no way
06:13that that
06:13i could have been sour cream
06:15or guacamole
06:17okay
06:17blow the whistle
06:18blow the whistle
06:19he said he did not want to do anything sexual
06:21what you gotta fill my condiments on your tacos
06:27oh okay
06:28oh
06:29oh
06:30oh
06:31oh
06:32oh
06:33oh
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