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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a chubby guy who is making money as a sex worker and head to the lines to find people who have considered that line of work.

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00:00if i told you a dude was making 1600 bucks a night as an escort what do you think he'd look
00:11like it doesn't really matter what he looks like right it's only one thing matters you think he'd
00:16be decent looking i bet he's got that amount of money he's got 10 inches like a tripod with abs
00:22here he is yeah he's kind of like a cross between chuck and zach galifianakis a little bit zach
00:30galifianakis yeah exactly galifianakis i knew i could become an escort and make a lot of money
00:35he's very hairy yeah looks like he's scottish or something the truth is i'm everything a woman
00:41wants sure like i'm sorry um is there anyone listening that considered a career a sex worker
00:50did you consider it did you think about it maybe you did it 1-855-954-6969 either guys or girls
00:57well a lot of girls have considered 1-855-954-6969 is toll free you can text us at 46969 you can be
01:04anonymous if you must did you consider or did you actually have a career as sex worker do you
01:09consider a stripper a sex worker no i think someone that has sex is a sex worker exactly no so yes so
01:19than yes there are some strippers who don't go all the way yes there are a few
01:25anonymous on a regular line here hey good morning good morning balls balls so you've decided to get
01:33into this business yeah um actually my friend was doing it and i'm a full-time college student and
01:38she said you know this is how you can make some extra money at night while you're just at home by
01:41yourself what do you do um i do webcam shows and i'm a phone sex operator okay so no one's no
01:48partners with you no um my fiance is thinking about performing with me on cam but he's a little
01:55iffy about it okay yeah lisa lisa brought up a good point we all kind of think phone sex is
01:59dead but it's not it's alive i thought it died in the 90s yeah right me too dudes are still doing it
02:05maybe older guys that don't they're not technically advanced i exactly i had a guy last night that
02:12called and didn't know what to say to me so he started talking to me about his dogs
02:16maybe yeah maybe he's lonely that's that is sad i know i feel bad for some of them i'm like do you
02:26need a friend like but it's easy for you but easy money all right so this is a nice little side gig
02:32for you too is some extra cash yes definitely between school semesters all right well thanks
02:36for calling in we appreciate it you have a good day yep have a good one see ya all right so you
02:40know who is considering a career now in the phone sex business oh my god
02:44oh my god
02:49open your eyes to a possible other side career
03:02well she's talking about making a lot of money doing the phone sex stuff so if i were to get off
03:07here and go moonlight maybe i think i've already built up a nice resume talking to some of the
03:12people i talked to that's true right give us uh can you give us a taste of what you'd bring to the
03:17table uh yeah i guess okay let's uh let's okay hold on let's uh let's get someone on the phone with
03:24you here oh really yeah if we can and uh let's see how this goes how you doing i'm doing pretty
03:32well how are you well i'm just sitting back here at my house having a few smokes a couple drinks
03:38drinking a little bit what you got on what are you wearing absolutely nothing i like that i do like
03:47that i got a sexy little number on right now i got a coors light shirt
03:52and jean shorts
03:57so what are you gonna do to me
04:00i'm gonna swaffle your giant smoky titties
04:05after i do that i'm gonna bend you over
04:10boy you're good
04:14i'm gonna stink the hell out of that flabby ass
04:19oh boy
04:21i'm almost there
04:24let me put this cigarette out
04:28i need my hand
04:31oh no
04:32thanks big boy
04:35the ice cubes out of that drink are going right inside
04:38i hope you like scotch bits
04:46i sure do because it numbs it up
04:49you know where i want those ice cubes
04:52yeah i do
04:53i love your deep jew voice
05:00boy oh boy
05:04you know what
05:04jason is in for it now
05:07no honestly he's in for it now
05:09he should never have done that
05:10he's a natural
05:11you shouldn't have said that stuff
05:13they say jason they want to call you the hebrew hammer
05:15i like that but
05:16i honestly feel like the roles were reversed
05:19and this smoker lady was giving me the show
05:21well i mean i think you have
05:23to that's kind of i think the way it is
05:25part of it
05:26people call in and they have their own fantasies
05:29and then you have to just
05:31go along
05:32it looks like it's a good way for you to make some extra cash dude
05:35so we wish you luck
05:36all right thanks
05:37all right back to your phone sex cave
05:39you can see him
05:43he's got our phone
05:44but also one of those
05:45phone sex
05:46little
05:46yeah
05:47commercial
05:47style
05:48we hear him in there
05:50we walk by
05:51we can hear jason on the phone
05:52jason's got quite a customer
05:53on the line right now
05:54shoving ice cubes in them
05:55they're going down ice cream road
05:56wow listen to this already review
05:58and if jason the jew
05:59actually became a sex worker
06:01i'd be broken in the poor house
06:02and he'd be rich as f
06:03sexiest jew ever
06:05chicks dig jason
06:06yeah
06:07that's from a dude
06:08just kidding i don't know
06:11yeah no we don't know
06:12dudes
06:12chicks
06:13half your money is made off dudes
06:15yeah
06:15on phone sex
06:16you just have to be like
06:17who cares
06:18right
06:18yeah pal
06:19i'll put an ice cube in you
06:21yeah pal
06:22yeah pal
06:23there you go pal
06:24yeah bud
06:25you know
06:25i'll put an ice cube in you
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