00:00I want to know, has anyone's driving test, who's listening right now, gone worse than this, ladies?
00:10She crashed into the driver's education office.
00:14It's terrible. That's terrible.
00:16Has anyone's driving test gone worse than that?
00:18If it has for you, 1-855-954-6969.
00:22That's the toll-free number.
00:231-855-954-6969.
00:26You can text us at 4-6969 if you'd rather reach us that way.
00:31Do they have a break in those cars, the way they do in the...
00:34Well, generally, don't you take your test in your car?
00:37That's what I thought, yeah, so...
00:39You don't take it in, generally, a driver's examination type vehicle.
00:42Right.
00:44I know I didn't.
00:45I took it in the car that they have.
00:47Oh, really?
00:48I always thought that was like people learning to drive, not like taking their course.
00:52Well, I didn't have to take it at...
00:53You don't have to take it at the DMV or anything.
00:56You just take it, you know, when you get your driver's license.
00:58Oh, okay, so it's different.
00:59With the school, the driving school.
01:01Yeah, see, I never went to driving school.
01:03I went to the Bryster's driving school.
01:04I went to the driving school with my dad before.
01:07You know, like, he kind of taught me.
01:09You had your permit, and you'd, you know, go through all...
01:11Like, what's over there?
01:12What's that?
01:14I just would ignore him.
01:16Yeah.
01:16Oh, you weren't all edgy?
01:17Yeah, because he wanted me to react, and I wouldn't.
01:19Because I'm like, no, I'm not falling for that.
01:21I don't know if he's out with him.
01:23Bryster was like, uh...
01:25Bryster was like, all right, boy.
01:29Try driving with your knee.
01:33Can you do it?
01:35Look at you go.
01:36There you go.
01:37Now try and...
01:39Try with your knee.
01:39Okay, now keep driving, but fish something out of the back seat.
01:44Fish something out of the back seat.
01:45Can you do it, boy?
01:46You got it.
01:48You got it, boy.
01:50You can do this.
01:52All right, hold on.
01:53What do you got there?
01:53What do you call that?
01:54Ten and two?
01:56Okay, try this move.
01:57Only put your right hand on the steering wheel and put your elbow out the window.
02:03That's how you're going to get chicks, boy.
02:06You're going to drive like a nerd, or are you going to drive and get chicks?
02:11You probably want to have sex in this car, don't you?
02:15Try driving with your knee.
02:16Oh, I went to...
02:19Bryster's driving course was awesome.
02:21That is great.
02:22It's like the Bryster's real-life driving test.
02:25Yeah.
02:26Because I do...
02:27When I'm driving, I think I look exactly like the Bryster when I drive.
02:32I find that, too.
02:32I feel like I'm my dad, too.
02:34I do that.
02:34Did you put the arm up?
02:36Yeah.
02:36In the summer?
02:38Summer, summer, summer time.
02:40Yeah.
02:41No, but the Bryster, like, I remember I was like...
02:44He's like, hey, you're so stupid, boy.
02:49My buddy had a bigger lady state trooper.
02:55His test included taking her to McDonald's so she could eat.
02:59That was his entire driving test.
03:00She did that a lot.
03:01Every kid's test had to go through the drive-thru.
03:06Make it right here.
03:08Okay, now hang to the left.
03:10That's the drive-thru lane.
03:13Pull up a little bit closer.
03:14Don't bump the car in front of you.
03:17Just wait your turn here.
03:18Okay.
03:21Uh...
03:21Give me a double Big Mac.
03:25Jesus.
03:26Super-sized fries.
03:28Oh, my God.
03:28And, uh, make the pop-up shake, please.
03:31Thanks.
03:32Whew.
03:34There's all your food.
03:35Oh, there's more.
03:36Another bag here.
03:36Yeah.
03:37Um...
03:38Jared's driving test apparently involved poop.
03:41Oh, no.
03:42What happened, Jared?
03:42No.
03:43So, my first time driving was with my driver instructor.
03:46And I didn't realize that when you let your foot off the brake, the car will start to creep
03:50forward, right?
03:51And so, I'm waiting to get on the highway at a stop sign at a crossroad.
03:55And there was a car coming from the right, so I let my foot off the brake.
03:59I'm waiting for it to pass.
04:00And before I know it, I'm in the first lane with a semi barreling at us, honking its horn
04:06because it doesn't have time to stop.
04:08Yeah.
04:08And I just threw it in reverse, backed up a little bit.
04:11Both cars passed and got on the highway.
04:14And my driver instructor was breathing really heavy.
04:17He was like, stop at this next rest stop.
04:19We got to stop right now, right now.
04:20You got to pull over.
04:21So, I'm like, okay, and I stop at the rest stop, and me and my buddy sit there for 35
04:26minutes and wait for this guy who I think probably crapped his pants because I scared
04:30him so bad.
04:32And he comes back and doesn't say a word, and the rest of my test was dead silent.
04:37And when we're finished, we get little report cards, right?
04:40Yeah.
04:41And all he wrote online was, stays calm during dangerous situations.
04:45Oh, well, that's good.
04:46Well, that's nice.
04:47He didn't, obviously.
04:48Like I said, they've gone through some stuff, you know?
04:59Uncurdling screams.
05:01They've gone through some.
05:01Well, they think you're dead because they don't expect.
05:05You're almost T-boned by a semi.
05:06You don't expect the child to do the right thing.
05:09To do the right thing.
05:10Taking a kid.
05:11So, in 35 minutes, he's cleaning his drawers out in the bathroom.
05:14Pull over here.
05:16Pull over now!
05:19Now!
05:20It's so funny to see the same guy that was just like, ah!
05:27Everybody stop.
05:29We must go in here for a bit.
05:33He thought he was going to lose his life.
05:35He did!
05:36Oh, well.
05:37Oh, that poor guy.
05:39Wow.
05:39State trooper in Massachusetts made me pull over another driver for running a red light.
05:44He was yelling out my window to the guy to pull over, then gave him a ticket.
05:49God, I wish I could have had a driving test like that.
05:51Pull over!
05:52Pull over!
05:53Lisa's like, Lisa just gives the guy a pit maneuver and spins him out.
05:59Is that good, officer?
06:01Then do I get a gun?
06:02Yeah.
06:03Because I'll take him down right now.
06:05Lisa screeches in front.
06:06He's like, don't worry, I've got a gun.
06:07Get out of the car!
06:11Get out of the car!
06:13Hands where I can see him!
06:14Hands where I can see him!
06:15Let me see those hands!
06:19That's actually a fun day.
06:20It's a quick pit maneuver here.
06:22I'm going to box him in.
06:23I'm going to box him to the left.
06:25I'm going to ram him off the road, guys.
06:29Buckle up!
06:29What?
06:31The end?
06:32What?
06:32The end?
06:33The end?
06:33The end?
06:33The end?
06:34The end?
06:36The end?
06:38I'm going to ochre.
06:40No, man!
06:41The end?
06:43I'm going to come back to the end.
06:46What?
06:47You know about Komå°.
06:48How?
06:48Oh, we?
06:49Well, road.
06:49The end?
06:50We didn't have to hear from home.
06:53Whatever this one.
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