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Skrizzle Tries To Jump Through A Hoola Hoop On 4 Trash Cans
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00:00I don't know about this, guys.
00:02This studio is a very small, tightly confined studio.
00:08And, Fro, you've got four metal trash cans set up here.
00:13Yes.
00:13Well, it's a garbage car.
00:15Hula hoops.
00:16Yeah, well, that's the hoop I'm going to jump through.
00:17And then what is the spring thing called?
00:19You got a little, like, the trampoline thing on the floor.
00:22Yeah, the spring thing's called a trampoline.
00:23I don't know if you've heard of those.
00:25Yeah, I have.
00:25What a loser.
00:27What's that trampoline thing called?
00:28A trampoline.
00:29Hey, no, I'm talking about the little round one for the floor.
00:35It's like an exercise trampoline.
00:36Is it a toy or an exercise deal?
00:38So I don't know if it had a special name.
00:40Why you being a wise-ass already?
00:41I'm sprizzling now, man.
00:43Come on.
00:43That's right.
00:44Froggy's already into character.
00:45All right, welcome, folks.
00:46It's the MJ Morning Show Q105.
00:49And, you know, this is our little diversion.
00:52You know, we do a little bit of everything on the show.
00:54And, of course, the MJ Morning Show is back.
00:56And for numerous years, Froggy did the Froggy Fall Concert Series.
01:03Froggy's Friday Fall Concert Series.
01:06And it would consist of Froggy writing an original song, performing the song.
01:15Usually there was some rhyme or reason.
01:17There was a reason for the song.
01:18It was, like, in a current events related.
01:20So Froggy would write a song, and then it would end with a big spectacular stunt.
01:26And we did all kinds of crazy stuff.
01:29One of my favorite ones was the Froggy Ring of Fire.
01:33Yes.
01:34And that's where you did the song, and then there was a whole hoop that was on fire, lit on fire, with a ramp.
01:41And you were at a shopping cart, and somebody pushed you at high speed up the ramp and through the flaming ring of fire.
01:49Froggy's going to ride through that burning ring of fire, in a wobbly shopping cart that might just make his luck expire.
02:01Ride, ride, ride, to that ring of fire.
02:06That was one of my favorite stunts.
02:08So Froggy at the last minute is already, like, directing Buck, our video guy.
02:12I'm not feeling good about this one either.
02:13But, dude, all right, first of all, the studio that we're in is a shoebox.
02:19This is the smallest radio studio that I've ever worked in in my entire career.
02:23In the hottest.
02:24And this is the worst air conditioning that I've ever experienced in my entire life.
02:29Fester was sweating like a pig earlier today.
02:32It was like you were out in 98-degree weather in, like, Mobile, Alabama in the middle of August.
02:37It took my body, like, an hour to adjust.
02:40Now I'm done sweating.
02:41Or I guess it would be 98 degrees in the middle of Tampa, Florida in August.
02:45I don't know why I said Mobile.
02:47All right, so here's the deal.
02:48Froggy's going to do a song.
02:49And then there are four metal trash cans.
02:53Is there one plastic one on the other side?
02:55Yeah, they only had three at the store, so I had to get a plastic one.
02:58So you bought, like, real Oscar the Grouch, Sesame Street-looking trash cans.
03:03Yeah, bang on them, Froggy.
03:04There was a little bit of a little bit of...
03:06This will be the loudest stunt as well.
03:09And, Travis, you owe me $100 in garbage cans.
03:12Did you spend $100 on garbage cans?
03:14There are glass windows here.
03:16There are acoustic tiles on the wall.
03:18And?
03:19But the studio, you've got the trash cans all the way against the wall on one side, all
03:24the way against the actual countertop with the radio equipment on the other side.
03:28There's, like, this is not the right space to do this kind of a stunt.
03:32What you don't realize is the trash cans aren't going to move.
03:36I'm going to go through the hoop on top of it, and the plan is not to touch the trash
03:40cans.
03:41That's it.
03:42I'm going through the hoop.
03:44This is a hoop dive.
03:45You think you're going to jump on the floor trampoline and propel yourself cleanly through
03:50those hula hoops mounted to the top of the double-stack trash cans?
03:54Why else would the hula hoops be on the top?
03:57That's a good point.
03:58The hula hoops come from like four inches.
03:59Those guard skins aren't going to move.
04:00I understand what the plan is, but I think I have an idea of what reality is going to
04:06be.
04:07I don't think there's any way that you're going to get a clean jump off that trampoline
04:11and throw yourself through the hula hoops.
04:12Well, apparently not a believer in Skrizzle, and I'm about to prove you wrong, bitch.
04:16Let's go.
04:17Of course, Froggy's character is Skrizzle.
04:21He's wearing this ridiculous wig.
04:22He's got this ridiculous lime green fluorescent headband on.
04:27He's wearing some kind of 1980s nylon track suit.
04:31I just want to get into Froggy's head when he puts, or Skrizzle's head, when he puts together
04:34these stunts, because you've got the duct tape keeping the hula hoops, and then you've
04:39got duct tape around the hula hoops to keep those together, as if those are safety precautions
04:42that are going to help you.
04:43Safety first.
04:44Only first ability.
04:45Only guys, there's also going to be a hit song before this, so let's not get confused
04:49with the stunt.
04:50I've got to be honest.
04:50I'm not really worried about you getting hurt, which probably will happen.
04:54I'm more concerned about the studio getting damaged.
04:57This is...
04:58I'm going to land...
04:59I plan on landing on my feet on the other side as well.
05:02You could, like, knock us off the air.
05:04I don't think that's going to happen.
05:05I'm going to land perfectly.
05:07Right on my feet, like a gymnast.
05:08All right.
05:09So, today's song is about Fester's...
05:12Piece of crap car.
05:13What?
05:13Fester's got a 2004 Lincoln Town car.
05:16It's a beautiful car.
05:18It's a garbage can car, and that's why there's so many garbage cans in here.
05:21It's a fantastic car.
05:23I like it, but I did see it for the first time this morning as you pulled in, and I
05:27thought that there was a drug deal going down.
05:30Some very sketchy people drive Lincoln Town cars nowadays.
05:34However, it's still a beautiful ride.
05:36Coop found some old commercials for the 2004 Lincoln Town car on YouTube.
05:40A new Lincoln Town car for the 1990s has arrived.
05:48Dramatically different.
05:49A powerful V8 and more room than any other luxury car.
05:54Wow.
05:55Are they trying to scare the hell out of us with this Lincoln Town car?
06:02It's like a horror car.
06:04How do you not want one of those, Christine?
06:06That was the 1990s Lincoln Town car.
06:09My God.
06:10It's like a horror movie car commercial.
06:13What is this one over here?
06:15Let me hear this one.
06:16One of those pretend luxury cars.
06:17I got the real thing.
06:20Yeah, baby.
06:21The Lincoln Town car.
06:22The Lincoln Town car.
06:23An uncompromised V8-powered luxury automobile.
06:27How old are these things?
06:28Here's one more.
06:29This is my office.
06:31My phone, my calendar, and where I was supposed to be 10 minutes ago.
06:37I need relief.
06:39Ah, my Lincoln Town car.
06:42Just what the doctor ordered.
06:44That's how I feel every time I get in it.
06:46Man, that's some crazy creative they have there.
06:50One spot is going to scare the kids.
06:53It's a horror spot for a car.
06:56All right.
06:57Let's get the show on the road.
06:58So Froggy's going to sing about Fester's jalopy.
07:01Yeah, it's called Garbage Can Car.
07:03Then I'm going to do a garbage can loop dive.
07:04I'm sorry.
07:05DJ Skrizzle, whatever.
07:06That's right.
07:07Froggy's not here.
07:08That punk isn't here.
07:09All right.
07:10So ladies, I'll do the song, and then this crazy stunt with garbage cans and hoops.
07:14And don't worry, you'll hear it on the air, obviously, but the video will be posted later
07:20on MJMorningShow.com.
07:23So without further ado, here we go.
07:26It is Froggy's.
07:29What is the name of your name?
07:29My name's DJ Skrizzle Skrizzle.
07:31Mess it up.
07:31I'm going to kick you in the head.
07:32All right.
07:33DJ Skrizzle Skrizzle.
07:34And the name of the group is the Froggy Flaming Tadpoles?
07:39No, School of Tadpoles.
07:40Flying Tadpoles.
07:41It's not flaming or flying.
07:42That's dumb.
07:43Yeah.
07:44School of Tadpoles.
07:45His flaming band is totally different.
07:47All right.
07:48Here's...
07:48This is called Garbage Can Car.
07:50It's about Fester's car.
07:51Here we go.
07:58Yeah!
07:59MJ Morning Show!
08:03U105!
08:05Fester's fat ass!
08:07Let's go.
08:08Fester, my big fat friend.
08:13I can't take it anymore.
08:14I cannot pretend.
08:16Not your breath.
08:17It's okay so far.
08:19This time around, it's your piece of crap car.
08:22What the hell is that turd you're driving?
08:25That car sucks.
08:26There's no denying it.
08:28Push that thing off a bridge, my man.
08:31I've never seen a fat guy drive a garbage can.
08:34Like Sasquatch driving just for fun.
08:37Fat ass Harry and the Hendersons.
08:40That car's a brutal eyesore.
08:43Did you buy it at the crappy car store?
08:46Nothing but hell on wheels.
08:49Pay a couple guys to blow it up for reals.
08:52It's so ugly.
08:53A real trash pile.
08:55You should burn it down with a big fat smile.
08:58A dumpster on four tires.
09:01If you think it's nice, you're a liar.
09:04Filled to the roof with fast food trash.
09:07The big golf cups protect you in a crash.
09:10What the hell is that turd you're driving?
09:13That car sucks.
09:14There's no denying.
09:16Push that thing off a bridge, my man.
09:19I've never seen a fat guy drive a garbage can.
09:22The inside is a trash dump.
09:25Drive off a cliff at the last second jump.
09:28Then watch that trash pile burn.
09:31It'll look better.
09:32No deeper concern.
09:34Old ass Lincoln Town car.
09:37Do not expect to get very far.
09:40Push that thing off a bridge, my man.
09:42Never seen a fat guy drive a garbage can.
09:47Uh-oh.
09:49Froggy's getting into position now.
09:50It is time for the stunt.
09:53There's a floor trampoline.
09:55Froggy's going to jump on the trampoline
09:57and try to hurl himself through hula hoops
10:01on top of metal trash cans.
10:05Squeeze, squeeze!
10:08Oh, my God.
10:13How did it...
10:14You okay?
10:20You all right?
10:21My leg.
10:22You all right?
10:23My leg.
10:23You okay?
10:24That didn't work.
10:24What hurts?
10:25It was too high.
10:26What hurts?
10:26It was too high.
10:27My ankle.
10:28Is it twisted?
10:28I don't know.
10:29It was too high, Fester.
10:30I told you.
10:31Are you bleeding?
10:32He didn't come close to clearing the trash cans.
10:35Oh, my.
10:36Okay.
10:36MJ.
10:38That was my bone.
10:38It's your bone.
10:39It's your bone.
10:40Shoot, man.
10:40It's your bone.
10:41Look, you can see where he hit his bone.
10:42Get out of here, man.
10:43God, I knew it was too high, Fester.
10:45I fell backwards.
10:47I hit my head.
10:47You're the one who designed the thing.
10:49Oh, my.
10:50You okay?
10:51I'm not even close.
10:55Try it again.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:57Try it again?
10:57I'm not even close.
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