00:00This is amazing.
00:01What?
00:01I love this woman.
00:05Roxanne loves this story.
00:07A 76-year-old woman vandalized the car of her ex's new girlfriend and wrote,
00:16Slut in pink lipstick.
00:19This is amazing.
00:20What?
00:20I love this woman.
00:22I mean, this is something that, you know, would happen up in, you know,
00:26that, that place, you know, that retirement community that spans a couple of counties.
00:33I just love scorned lover vandalism, period.
00:40Oh my, but 76-year-old was, really?
00:44Pink lipstick.
00:46Was it septagerian, septagenarian, septa...
00:49Is that what 70 is?
00:50Yeah, septa, septagenarian, right?
00:53Mm-hmm.
00:53Right?
00:54A 76-year-old woman here in Florida vandalized the cars of her ex
00:59and his new girlfriend a couple months back.
01:02She poured oil on the cars, wrote things like womanizer and slut in pink lipstick.
01:10She has been arrested on full felony charges.
01:1476-year-old woman.
01:16Patsy flips out.
01:19See, womanizer and slut are fairly current terms.
01:21It's not like she wrote hussy.
01:24Go to the Jezebel.
01:25Fester, go to the smoking gun on this one.
01:27There's some more details on the police report.
01:30I meant to pull the police report, but I didn't have time.
01:32But when you think of, like, a cat fight,
01:36I mean, you don't think of, like, 70-year-old women
01:39or a 76-year-old woman going at it, do you?
01:43You know what?
01:44These days, 76 isn't that old, you know.
01:45Yeah, love is love, man.
01:46Yeah, 76 is the new 30, right?
01:49Yes, I'm going to get you for being a hussy, just like Roxanne said.
01:56Let me write it.
01:56Give me 30 minutes.
01:57She drives up to her ex-boyfriend's house.
02:01He's probably like 80, right?
02:02She's 76.
02:03He was probably 80.
02:04She smashes her car into his and then poured oil all over the air vents
02:11and then wrote, in addition to writing slut and womanizer,
02:17also wrote loves kinky sex.
02:20Patsy then went over to the girlfriend's car, poured oil on that,
02:34put a dead raccoon on the hood.
02:37Yes.
02:38I mean, this story just keeps on giving.
02:41Where did that come from?
02:42And Patsy's mugshot, she has this kind of smirk of,
02:46I don't give a crap.
02:48Yeah, I did it.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:52A dead raccoon.
02:53Was she just driving around looking for roadkill?
02:56Oh, that's a good one right there.
02:57I'm going to grab that and put it on the new girlfriend's car.
03:01I mean, the dead raccoon is actually Sumter County mascot.
03:04Come here, Davey Crockett.
03:05Give me your hat.
03:06By the way, she's all pissed off.
03:07This woman, Patsy, 76 years old,
03:10the boyfriend apparently went for a younger woman.
03:12She was 74 and a half.
03:14Oh, no.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Yep, yep, yep.
03:16Whoa, rubbing the cradle.
03:18Okay, hold on.
03:19Yeah.
03:19No.
03:20This guy's really a dirtbag.
03:22All right, so.
03:23She's 76.
03:24I do have the ages.
03:25He's 74.
03:26So 74 is right, but he's 74.
03:29He was really robbing the cradle.
03:31All right, so here's the deal.
03:32Patsy, the angry girlfriend, was 76.
03:35The boyfriend, 74.
03:38Okay.
03:39The girlfriend, yeah, she's a real spring chicken.
03:42Girlfriend clocks in at 64, so he really, yeah, like Fester says,
03:47robbing the cradle going for the younger women.
03:49Oh, baby.
03:51Go, baby.
03:52Go, baby.
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