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00:00Oh
00:30Hey man!
00:32Shut the fuck up!
00:34Get this fucking jiggle off!
00:36You're fucking playing with our money?
00:38Are you fucking nuts?
00:40You fucking idiots!
00:42You think you can come to my town
00:44and fuck with me?
00:46You mess with my girl, you take
00:48my fucking money, but worst of all
00:50you pretend to be Italian
00:52fucking mafia
00:54and mess with my reputation.
00:56I'm so sorry.
00:58Agostino, how many men have you killed?
01:00Fifteen, boss. Fifteen?
01:02And what are we gonna do with this piece of shit
01:04that is fucked with our reputation?
01:06We're gonna kill him, boss!
01:08That's right, we're gonna fucking kill him.
01:10Anybody that comes into this warehouse
01:12ends up either dead or missing!
01:14No, no, no, no. Please.
01:16Don't do this. Look, look, look.
01:18I'm not a criminal, okay?
01:20I have my own legitimate business.
01:22Oh really, what the fuck do you do?
01:24I gave women massages
01:26with happy endings.
01:28Are you fucking kidding me?
01:30You think this is a fucking joke?
01:32No, I swear to God, man! Look!
01:34I have nothing to do with these guys!
01:36Damon planned the whole thing!
01:38Oh, this is your fucking idea?
01:40No, no, no, no. The person who conceived this is
01:42Oh, my daddy
01:46Oh, my daddy
01:48Oh, my daddy
01:50His love's so extraordinary, far from the ordinary
01:54To my surprise, he took me by the eye
02:00With the first kiss to my upper lip
02:04Next thing I know
02:06Next thing I know is
02:08I'm my Soave Prince
02:10My Soave Mac
02:12You say you love me
02:15You know I love you
02:18You say you need me
02:20You drive me crazy
02:23Give it, give it all you got
02:25Give it, give it all you got
02:28Give it, I want all of you
02:30Mad, daddy
02:32Boy
02:34We riding in the Porsche just like the furry stallion
02:48He's a smooth operator wearing a medallion
02:50Such a heartbreaker
02:52Oh, shit!
03:18This party is awesome!
03:20Oh, hey
03:22Hi
03:23You must be the food delivery guy, huh?
03:25Oh, my God
03:27You are super sexy
03:29Thank you
03:31Well, you're kinda cute too
03:33Delivery boy
03:35So, where's the food?
03:36I brought the food around back
03:38Oh
03:39Hey, everyone
03:41Food is here
03:43Woo!
03:44Woo!
03:45Woo!
03:46Woo!
03:47Woo!
03:48Woo!
03:49Woo!
03:50Woo!
03:51Woo!
03:52Woo!
03:53Woo!
03:54Woo!
03:55So, let's have a toast
03:56To parties
03:57And some hot fun
03:59I will toast to that
04:01Woo!
04:02Woo!
04:03Woo!
04:04What about you?
04:05Do you wanna try some blow?
04:09I don't know, I've never tried it before
04:12I just like to smoke weed sometimes
04:13But, babe, this is so much better
04:15Trust me
04:16Okay
04:17Imagine your gorgeous face on the camera
04:19Imagine your gorgeous face on the camera
04:21Oh, God
04:22I'm directing the scene
04:23Lighting the scene
04:24Lighting the scene
04:25Lighting the scene
04:26You wanna try some blow?
04:27You wanna try some blow?
04:28I don't know, I've never tried it before
04:29I just like to smoke weed sometimes
04:30But, babe, this is so much better
04:31Trust me
04:32Okay
04:33Okay
04:43Imagine your gorgeous face on the camera
04:47Oh, God
04:48I'm directing the scene
04:50Lighting
04:51Camera
04:52Everything is on you
04:53And you are a star
04:54I want you to be there for me
04:56Because I believe in you
04:58I think you have extraordinary skills
05:00And sex appeal
05:01Thank you
05:03Thank you
05:04God
05:05I'm so excited
05:09Did you read the script?
05:10Yeah
05:11Yeah, yeah, I did
05:12It's amazing
05:13Do you remember the character Emily?
05:15I love her
05:16That character suits you so well
05:18That's what I want you
05:19And no one else in this Hollywood business
05:22You think I could play that role?
05:24Are you kidding me?
05:25You born for that role
05:28Gorgeous
05:29Independent
05:30Strong-minded
05:31Unsophisticated
05:32Woman like you
05:33You are that woman
05:35You are a woman to die for
05:37You are a woman to fall in love with
05:39The role
05:40Is you, baby
05:42The role is you
05:43And no one else
05:44No one else
05:46Wow
05:47Okay, um
05:49I'd like to be a part of this
05:50I really would
05:51I mean, do you really think you can get me the role?
05:53There is one problem here
05:54There is one problem here
05:55But, um
05:56We may fix it
05:57What?
05:58Since I'm not an executive producer
05:59I'm not investing in this movie
06:00I cannot make my decision who's gonna be a star
06:01That's why I have to sacrifice my golden script
06:02To people who don't know shit about film
06:03That's unfair
06:04But that's Hollywood
06:05How much are we talking here?
06:0650k
06:07With 50,000 dollars I can sneak in as an executive producer
06:09And make my own decision
06:10Who's gonna be a star?
06:11Who's gonna be a star?
06:12Who's gonna be a star?
06:13That's why I have to sacrifice my golden script
06:14To people who don't know shit about film
06:15That's unfair
06:16But that's Hollywood
06:18How much are we talking here?
06:2150k
06:22With 50,000 dollars I can sneak in as an executive producer
06:26And make my own decision
06:27Who's gonna be a star in this film?
06:29And guess who's gonna be?
06:30Is you
06:31And no one else
06:32You know to be in a movie like this
06:33Is my dream, right?
06:34Do you understand that?
06:35Do you understand that?
06:36I moved to LA fifteen years ago
06:38Because I wanted to be a star
06:39But have I made it?
06:40Have I made it?
06:41No
06:42There's so much bullshit in this business
06:43I know
06:44But it's happening now, baby
06:45It's happening now
06:46Alright
06:47I'll tell you what
06:48If you can guarantee me the role
06:50Money's not a problem
06:59Listen, Susan
07:00I love you more than anything else in this world
07:03I will always love you
07:05Make me star
07:06Make me star
07:07Make me star
07:18You should always wear a tie
07:19But honey, I'm just going to the coffee shop with my best friend Franco
07:23Doctors always wear ties
07:25And Franco's not your best friend
07:27After we get married, I don't want you hanging out with him anymore
07:30Why?
07:31He's the only close friend I have
07:33He's a player and a bad influence on you
07:36No, he's not
07:38He just hasn't found the right girl yet
07:40Yeah, whatever
07:41I don't like him
07:42Oh, he's here
07:44Expecting you back by ten
07:45Okay
07:47So, how are things with Jessica?
07:54Suffocating
07:59Really?
08:00Yeah, man
08:01She's treating him like shit
08:02I mean, look at him
08:03How can you let her treat you like that?
08:05It's too late already
08:08I'm getting married this Thursday
08:10And I'm just sick and tired of going out there and looking for the woman of my dreams
08:17I think she's the only one for me
08:19What makes you think she's the only one for you?
08:21Well, she's educated
08:23She's religious
08:25She hasn't slept with too many men
08:27Which is a good thing
08:29I guess
08:30But it doesn't mean she's going to make you happy
08:32I think you've lost your confidence
08:35Yep
08:36It's not about the confidence
08:39I mean, in today's society
08:40How can you find the perfect woman anymore?
08:43As Mac Daddy always says
08:45Women are just sleeping with too many guys
08:47And on top of that
08:49They have their own sugar daddies
08:51Just pure opportunists and gold diggers
08:54How can you have a family with a woman like that?
08:58Hey, I'm totally with you, man
09:00When it comes down to it
09:01These girls ain't loyal
09:03Even though I said that
09:05But I'm never going to marry someone
09:06Who treats me like shit, okay?
09:08I want to be happy
09:09So I'd rather to be single
09:11And happy
09:12Than to be a miserable married man
09:14I don't know, guys
09:17I just don't know what to do anymore
09:21This guy's in a bad situation
09:23You're so funny
09:33Stop it
09:34So tell me
09:36What do you do, my darling?
09:38Well, I have my PhD in Ancient History
09:43And I am a professor at the University
09:46Oh, that sounds great
09:48Tell me a little bit more about your dreams
09:52About your fantasies
09:54As you know, I have always been fascinated with Ancient History
10:00Specifically Ancient Egyptian History
10:03Okay
10:04And, uh, let me put it this way
10:08I have always fantasized about making love
10:12Yes
10:13To a mummy
10:14What?
10:15What?
10:16What?
10:17Making love to a mummy?
10:20Come on
10:21Everybody has their dreams and fantasies
10:24Mine just happens to be with a 4,000-year-old mummy
10:27Right
10:29Yeah
10:30Baby
10:31Yeah
10:32Don't worry
10:35I'm gonna make all of your fantasies come true
10:38Oh, I bet you will
10:40Let me be your sexy 4,000-year-old Egyptian lover
10:45I'm sick and tired of you getting lost all the time
11:02What?
11:03I don't get lost most of the time
11:05I just got lost yesterday because of that stupid navigation system you gave me
11:09Look here, idiot
11:10Look!
11:11You got lost eight times last week, man
11:13Eight times all the customers, they're complaining they never get their food
11:16Oh, come on
11:18I'm sorry boss, don't fire me, man
11:20The only time you got it right was the pool party delivery
11:23And you ended up in the pool, fucking around with the bitches
11:26Oh, come on, that party was banging
11:28I've never seen that many hot bikinis in my life
11:30And by the way, a hot chick invited me in
11:34That's it, that's it, I'm fucking done with you
11:36Just get the fuck out of here now
11:38Now
11:39What?
11:40You can't fire me
11:41I quit
11:42Just, just get the hell out of here
11:43Now
11:46You know
11:47I used to be a very dangerous man
11:50I was part of the Italian mafia once
11:53You just let me know choice but to get back into the game, sucker
11:56Are you threatening me?
11:57Get the fuck out of here already
11:59Get the fuck out of here before I call the cops
12:00You know what?
12:01Fuck the crazy chicken
12:02Fuck this job
12:03I'm out
12:04Adios, sucker
12:05What the hell happened to you, man?
12:22Man, don't even ask
12:24Get tired of this shit, man
12:26Bitches are crazy
12:29Man, I just got fired, man
12:34What?
12:35Are you serious?
12:36Why?
12:37My stupid fucking boss said I can't find directions
12:41He was calling me an idiot and everything
12:43It was fucking bullshit, man
12:44Fuck him
12:45That was a stupid job anyway
12:47You're better than that, bro
12:49You're right, that's what I told him
12:51Hey, so tell me
12:54My brother, what the hell happened to you?
12:57Why are you covering up all these bandages?
12:59Oh, man
13:01Y'all gonna believe what just happened to me
13:03So I'm over this chick's place, right?
13:06Messing around and stuff
13:08Things are going good
13:09Then she starts talking to me about her fantasies
13:12And she tells me she has this fantasy of making love to an ancient mummy
13:16I'm like, okay
13:19Cool, I'm down, right?
13:21Next thing I know
13:22She starts wrapping me in freaking bandages, bro
13:25What the heck?
13:26Look at this shit, man
13:28It's tough being a gigolo here in LA, man
13:30Man
13:31I'll tell you, it's all about these LA girls, man
13:33They're either psychotic or gold diggers
13:36Yeah
13:37Props to Mac Daddy, though
13:39I don't know how he was doing it, bro
13:41Yeah
13:42He's a true legend, bro
13:43Yeah, you know, Mac?
13:45I'll tell you, man
13:46He was the greatest of all time
13:51He was
13:54Where's that legend at?
13:57I don't know, man
13:59He disappeared
14:00I think he gave up the game
14:02There's something he always told me
14:04And I think about it to this very day
14:06Yeah
14:07He said the best place to be a ladies man is Las Vegas
14:10Oh snap, son
14:12That's genius, man
14:14What the hell?
14:15What are you talking about?
14:16That's freaking genius
14:17What are you talking about?
14:18Listen, man, it has all the pretty ladies
14:20The escorts like crazy
14:22You feel me?
14:23Yo, that's a man's paradise, man
14:25Check this out, he said Vegas is so much fun
14:27It's for a rich, lonely, man, man
14:29It's just gonna have fun
14:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, that too, that too
14:32Hey, man, how come I done come up with an idea like that myself?
14:35Busy being wrapped in bandages, that's why
14:37Don't remind me, man
14:39What you saying?
14:40We should go back to Vegas?
14:41I'm done with LA
14:42I have nothing for him in the city anymore
14:43I'm out, bro
14:44Let's go
14:45Tony
14:46Doesn't he live in Vegas?
14:47Yeah, yeah, he does
14:48Call that, brother
14:49Hold on, hold on, hold on
14:50Hey, what's up, Diego?
15:05I'm doing great
15:07Yeah, what's up?
15:14Okay, okay
15:15So when you guys coming?
15:16Actually, we should be getting there later today
15:19That's great
15:20I can use the help, actually
15:22I need an assistant
15:23Oh, your massage business?
15:24Yeah, man
15:25It's picking up, man
15:26I can use your help
15:27Oh, shut up
15:28I can give the best happy ending massages ever
15:30I'll load your place up with ladies
15:32I'll have them all massaged up and moist and all juicy and ready to go for it
15:37You know how I do it, man
15:38Excellent, alright
15:39I'll see you guys soon
15:40Okay, okay
15:41Well, we're on our way, man
15:42We'll see you up there
15:43Alright, brother
15:44Miss you
15:45Alright, man
15:46We're going to Vegas, baby
15:48We're going to Vegas
15:49We're going to Vegas
15:50That's what I'm talking about, man
15:52Need to get a mafia business up and running again
15:56Into this holy estate, these two persons present come to be joined
16:00If any man can show just cause why they may not be joined lawfully
16:04May he speak up now or forever after hold his peace
16:08Yeah, I have something to say
16:09Yes, young man, what is it?
16:11Listen, Charles
16:12You're going to be miserable the rest of your life
16:14She's not worth your love
16:15What the hell did you just say?
16:17He's right, Charles
16:18She's always tries to control you and change you
16:20That's not law
16:21Mac Daddy?
16:22Mac Daddy, not again
16:23Shut up
16:24What the hell is he doing here?
16:25You promised you would stop talking to them
16:26Get the hell out of my wedding
16:28Listen, Charles
16:29To be a single is better than to be a miserable married man
16:32And by the way, we go to Vegas this weekend
16:34You gotta come with us, man
16:35A lot of fun
16:41I'm sorry
16:42I can't do this anymore
16:43What did you just say?
16:45I'm sick and tired of this life
16:48You're always controlling me and pushing me around
16:51I don't want this anymore
16:53Let's get out of here
16:54Don't do this to me
16:56I'm going to kill you bastards
16:58Oh shit
16:59I'm going to kill you, Franco and Mac Daddy
17:01Don't you fucking hear me?
17:02Oh shit
17:03But that's fun
17:04I'm like, man
17:05Stopovos
17:06That was all of your love
17:07Men screaming
17:08I was so close to this
17:09What the hell was that?
17:13She's freaking crazy, man
17:14Let's get out of here, man
17:17Is anybody else?
17:19Yeah
17:20What?
17:46Jessica, forget about him.
17:48We can get married.
17:50I'm a neurosurgeon.
17:51I can make you happy for the rest of your life.
17:53And I can cut your dick off, creep.
17:55She's playing hard to get.
17:57I like it.
17:58I can't believe this.
18:05Yeah, please.
18:07Yeah.
18:07I'm a neurosurgeon.
18:10Yo, hold the dance floor.
18:11Hold the dance floor.
18:11Everybody.
18:12Everybody.
18:12Hey.
18:13He knows how to take it.
18:16He knows how to take it.
18:18I can't believe this. What a horrible massage. I want my money back.
18:30What's going on? What happened?
18:31You're the owner, right, Tony?
18:32Yeah, yeah. What's going on?
18:34Well, your masseuse here doesn't know what the hell he's doing and he hurt my fucking back.
18:38I'm so sorry, man. Please, give me another chance.
18:41Diego, what's going on?
18:43Tony, she wanted the happy ending massage and I guess I messed it up again.
18:47Excuse me, just because you're shirtless and you're wearing a tie doesn't mean you can be Tony.
18:52Get the fuck out of here.
18:55Listen, listen, this guy.
18:58You give me five minutes and I'll give you the best happy ending massage you've ever had.
19:04Or I'll give you money back.
19:06No, no. I'll wait five minutes.
19:09Okay.
19:10Fine.
19:17You gotta take it easy with the ladies, Diego. You're gonna ruin my business.
19:21I'm sorry, Tony. Won't happen again, brother.
19:24You're just gonna need a little better training than I thought.
19:27But you can't go around messing up a happy ending massage.
19:30I can't afford to lose any customers.
19:32Thanks.
19:33Okay.
19:34Thanks for letting me stay with you and give me this job.
19:37It's alright.
19:38Look.
19:39I'll catch up with you guys later, alright?
19:41Okay.
19:42I'm gonna go put some clothes on now.
19:44Then I'm gonna go back and get Damon to get ready for the night, man.
19:46We got a big night tonight.
19:47Alright, man.
19:48Alright, buddy. I'll talk to you soon.
19:49Alright, bro.
19:50Alright.
19:51I'm back.
19:52Oh, yeah.
19:53What do you call this massage again?
20:09It's called a happy ending massage.
20:11Where'd you learn that?
20:13From an old friend.
20:14His name was Mac Daddy.
20:16Mac Daddy.
20:18Sounds like he knew what he was doing.
20:21He was the best.
20:24Cheers, babe.
20:26Cheers to our love, darling.
20:29Mmm.
20:30Mmm.
20:31I like the champagne.
20:34Yes.
20:35It's giving me the goosebumps.
20:37La la la.
20:39What, darling?
20:40Oh, nothing, honey.
20:41You know, that's what I like about you.
20:43You have such exquisite taste.
20:46Yes, and I only get the best.
20:49Like you.
20:51You're so hot and young and handsome.
20:54Mmm.
20:55And stylish, too.
20:56Well, thank you, sweetheart.
20:58You know, I feel so good whenever I'm around you.
21:04I think you're my soulmate.
21:07Oh, you're so sweet.
21:09No.
21:10Honestly.
21:11You get the best kisses.
21:13Mmm.
21:14Your kisses get me so high.
21:16High?
21:17Mmm.
21:18What do you mean?
21:19You know.
21:20Like when you mix alcohol with cocaine.
21:22Cocaine?
21:23Mmm.
21:24Well, I thought you didn't do drugs.
21:25Did you do drugs?
21:26Honey, no.
21:27I'm a professional boxer.
21:28I can't do drugs.
21:29I'm just saying.
21:30You get me so excited.
21:31Mmm.
21:32I see.
21:33Mmm.
21:34Well, you know, sometimes I just don't understand your lingo.
21:36I'm not that young anymore.
21:37Oh, stop it.
21:38You are young.
21:39And so seductive.
21:40Like wine.
21:41You just keep getting better with time.
21:43Mmm.
21:44Mmm.
21:45Mmm.
21:46Mmm.
21:47Mmm.
21:48Mmm.
21:49Mmm.
21:50Mmm.
21:51Mmm.
21:52Mmm.
21:53Mmm.
21:54Mmm.
21:55Mmm.
21:56Mmm.
21:57Mmm.
21:58Mmm.
21:59Mmm.
22:00Mmm.
22:01Mmm.
22:02Mmm.
22:03Mmm.
22:04Mmm.
22:05Mmm.
22:06Mmm.
22:07Mmm.
22:08Now you know I'm looking for something serious.
22:10I'm much too old to be dating around.
22:13Mmm.
22:14I'd love to settle down.
22:15Well, me too, darling.
22:17You know, I'm getting sick and tired of dating all these flaky women.
22:21Tired of dating all these stupid girls from these websites.
22:25I just want you, and only you.
22:28I found you, you piece of shit, motherfucker!
22:31Hey, man!
22:32Please!
22:33You guys can't do this for me here!
22:34I can do whatever I want!
22:35I promise, man!
22:36I told you I was gonna pay you what I owe you!
22:37Honey, what's going on?
22:38You think you can get away with this?
22:39Ah!
22:40This guy owes my boss, Mrs. Scalacci, ten grand.
22:45And he's already passed due.
22:47And my boss has ordered me to kill him.
22:50Unless he pays up!
22:51Oh, I can help.
22:53Just don't hurt him.
22:54Just don't hurt him.
22:55Yeah.
22:56Because you know what?
22:57He's my future husband.
22:58Yeah!
22:59Leave my future wife out of this!
23:01Sit fucking down!
23:03Okay, listen.
23:04I'll pay you what he owes you.
23:07How much did you say he owes you?
23:08Ten dollars?
23:09Ten fucking thousand dollars, stupid!
23:11Oh, okay.
23:12How do you pay?
23:13How do you spell your date?
23:14Hey, how do you spell your date?
23:15Just make it fucking black, will ya?
23:17Alright, you don't have to be rude.
23:20What's the date, honey?
23:21Oh, yeah, yeah.
23:22It's March 15th, baby.
23:23March 15th.
23:24Okay, no problem.
23:25March 15th.
23:26Oh, wait a minute.
23:27March 15th?
23:28Yeah, yeah.
23:29March 15th.
23:30Can we post-date this?
23:31Hurry the fuck up, bitch!
23:32Oh, shit!
23:33Take your fucking fuck!
23:35Oh, shit!
23:36Honey!
23:37Are you okay?
23:38Are you okay?
23:39My freaking goodness, man!
23:40You scared her to death!
23:41Man, I was just trying to be intimidating.
23:43You fucking killed her, you idiots!
23:45What are we gonna do now?
23:46Listen, take it easy, guys.
23:47Take it easy.
23:48Look, stand back.
23:49Look, she's gonna be fine.
23:51She's just gonna need some CPR.
23:52Oh!
23:53I'm not gonna do that!
23:54You do it!
23:55You're the jiggle!
23:56Yeah, damn it!
23:57Get down, get down like a good nurse!
23:58Good nurse!
23:59Good nurse!
24:00Fine!
24:01This is coming after paychecks, man.
24:03Yeah!
24:13This isn't fucking working, man!
24:16Get the fucking check.
24:17Hey, look, man.
24:18You've barely tried, man.
24:19Get back down there!
24:20Listen, man.
24:21Get the fucking check and get up out of here!
24:23The check's not even signed!
24:24I know!
24:25Just grab one of the credit cards from her purse and get the signature!
24:27Good job, you fucking morons!
24:29Now get out of here!
24:30Let's go!
24:31Let's go!
24:32Let's go!
24:33Let's go!
24:34Let's go!
24:35Please, baby!
24:36Oh!
24:37You're alive!
24:38Oh!
24:39Thank God!
24:40You're alive, baby!
24:42Are you okay?
24:44Yeah, are you okay?
24:45I am now.
24:47Now that I can look in your beautiful blue eyes...
24:51I love you.
24:52I love you, too.
25:01My boss wants 40% of the territory.
25:04So we can distribute our stuff.
25:06Our transporters get in and out without any problems.
25:09You have control over the rest of the territory,
25:11and, uh, you can do with it what you please.
25:15My boss thinks that's a pretty fair deal.
25:18So, uh, we got an agreement or what?
25:21Fuck your agreement.
25:34You go back and tell your boss that I said fuck him and fuck his agreement.
25:42Do you think that piece of shit is the only one that distributes coke in Las Vegas?
25:47Get the fuck out of my house!
25:52Now.
25:59Hey, fuck the shit. Let's split.
26:01Come on.
26:04I'll let him know.
26:06Take your monkey with you.
26:08Well, top guy.
26:09Guess I'll see you around.
26:11I'm looking forward to it.
26:17Huh?
26:20That's for you, brother.
26:22My money.
26:23My money.
26:24My money.
26:25That's for you, man.
26:28Look at all this money, baby.
26:30We're gonna make a killing in this business, boys.
26:31Oh hell yeah!
26:32Look, I'm gonna be the next mac daddy up in this motherfucker!
26:34That's what I'm talkin' about.
26:37My boys.
26:38Oh hell yeah!
26:39Let's drink today.
26:40Oh hell yeah!
26:41Let's drink today.
26:43Oh yeah, let's drink today.
26:45Oh yeah, yeah, let's drink today.
26:47Woo!
26:49Man, fuck LA, yo.
26:51Vegas is the place for us, man.
26:53You guys can stay for as long as you like.
26:55You my boy, man.
26:57You good people, man.
26:59Hell yeah, you good people.
27:01That's what I'm talking about, man.
27:03Hey, check it, guys.
27:05I'm gonna get us a table at the hottest Vegas club tonight, baby.
27:07You know what I'm saying?
27:09And then we're gonna pop some bottles and make it rain up at this mansion.
27:13I'm on everything in the club.
27:15Everything that walks, I'm on, boy.
27:17Hey, man.
27:18We already know all the bitches.
27:23Hey, keep them up. We're gonna control that.
27:25Oh, we gonna do it for Mac Daddy.
27:27Mac Daddy, Mac Daddy, Mac Daddy, Mac Daddy.
27:33Alright, babe, I'm leaving. I'll be back later.
27:35Where are you going? I thought we were going out to dinner.
27:38No.
27:40I'm sorry. I have an important meeting, okay?
27:44I'll make it up to you later, I promise.
27:48How are you gonna make it up to me?
27:52I'll buy you a nice gift.
27:54It's not about the money or jewelry, idiot.
28:00Women need love, company, and attention.
28:06You know what?
28:10I'm gonna go out by myself.
28:14Have some fun.
28:32What can I get you ladies?
28:34Two glasses of champagne, please.
28:36Come right up.
28:39Mac Daddy?
28:40Yeah, go!
28:42Tony, how you doing?
28:43What's up, Mac Daddy?
28:54Hey, Mac, what's up?
28:55Not much.
28:56Hey, check out those three hot chicks over there.
29:02Oh, I know, they are hot.
29:04Can I get you a drink, guys?
29:06Uh, actually, yeah.
29:08Give us, uh, three shots.
29:10And leave it open.
29:11Perfect.
29:12Look how stylish Charles looks.
29:15I know.
29:16Yeah, I owe it all to Mac Daddy's fashion consultation.
29:18It's all about style and confidence.
29:23Let's do some damage tonight.
29:25You can say that again.
29:42And let's stand.
29:43Yeah, absolutely.
29:44A new room.
29:45Oh, if you wear something.
29:46A figure.
29:47Ooh, Mickie.
29:49That one lets barriers.
29:50Oh, baby!
29:52No sana.
29:53Oh, baby.
29:54Oh, baby.
29:55Oh, baby.
29:56Oh, myOh, baby.
29:57I know that.
29:58Oh, nobody wants it.
30:00You never knew when I knew.
30:01Nobody wants it a lot more.
30:03Oh, boy!
30:04Oh, boy.
30:06Oh, boy.
30:08Wow, baby.
30:09I love that yeah.
30:11I've got all the goodies in one.
30:41So where's going to be your place or mine?
30:44I go with the flow.
30:46You're looking very elegant tonight.
30:49Are you fucking serious?
30:50That's your compliment?
30:53What's wrong with that?
30:54It's just so 1950s.
30:56I mean, if you really want to get a girl in Vegas,
30:58you've got to be aggressive.
31:00You've got to be a rebel.
31:08What about that?
31:09Don't worry about it.
31:11You can trust me.
31:12It's just an ecstasy.
31:15Really?
31:22Hello.
31:24Hi.
31:25You know, I couldn't help but notice from across the room
31:27such a pretty face as yours.
31:30How is it just so irresistible?
31:33I don't know.
31:34I guess I manage.
31:36May I?
31:37Go ahead.
31:38You know, it feels great whenever I'm speaking with such a beautiful woman such as yourself.
31:45With such a positive attitude.
31:48My name is Damon.
31:50And with whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with?
31:54I'm Martina.
31:55Pleasure to meet you.
31:56Oh, the pleasure is all mine.
31:58Would you mind if I read your poem?
32:03I don't.
32:05I don't.
32:06You're very sensitive and passionate.
32:10Mm-hmm.
32:11Love is everything to you.
32:15You are very good.
32:19You know, but there's only one problem.
32:23Men don't understand you because you're special and different than any other woman.
32:30But it's okay because we all struggle to find true love and we should never give up hope because
32:39we'll all find it one day.
32:44Shall we dance?
33:04Have a good night.
34:54All right, listen up, guys.
35:01I'm telling you, this chick Bertina, she is loaded, man.
35:06That's what I'm talking about.
35:08Bertina's the real fucking deal.
35:10Yo, yo, yo, Tony, Tony.
35:11What are you doing, man?
35:12You need to focus.
35:13I'm smoking all that weed, man.
35:14Hey, man, I am focused.
35:16Okay, okay.
35:16All right, well, listen, guys.
35:18Let's do it the way Mac Daddy did it.
35:20You know what I'm saying?
35:21Like Mac Daddy, the true ladies' man.
35:26Mac Daddy's a legend of all time.
35:28Oh, yeah.
35:30Mac Daddy.
35:31You're the most amazing woman I've ever met.
35:37You are so sexy and sophisticated.
35:41You know, they say a person's eyes are the windows to their soul.
35:47And I cannot stop gazing into your eyes.
35:50Stout Damon, you're hypnotizing me.
35:55Oh, am I?
36:05Who is it?
36:06I don't know.
36:08I'm not expecting anyone.
36:10I'll be right back.
36:11Let me just check it out and I'll be right back.
36:13Stay right there.
36:14Okay.
36:15Okay.
36:20We can take my money and fuck my money and get away with it, motherfuckers.
36:23Get out.
36:23Please, man, let me explain.
36:25There ain't nothing to explain.
36:27Doc, honey, what's going on?
36:28Your boyfriend over here lost six grand to our casino.
36:32And he said he was going to pay it back.
36:34And he never did.
36:35And tonight, he's got to pay it back.
36:38Honey, don't kill him, please.
36:40He deserves to die.
36:42I should show you off his 1940s fucking mustache right now.
36:46No, please.
36:48Then you pay, bitch.
36:49Come on, money talks, money talks.
36:52I don't have money.
36:53What the hell?
36:54Now we can negotiate.
36:58What is that money?
37:01How much is this money?
37:02Five thousand.
37:03Five thousand?
37:04You owe shit.
37:06I don't care.
37:09Okay, I'm blowing up his fucking ears.
37:10Give me any motherfuckers.
37:12I'll give it tomorrow.
37:14Okay?
37:15Tomorrow?
37:16Okay, when I come back tomorrow, you better have my motherfucking money.
37:19I'm shooting both your kneecaps off, motherfucker.
37:23Yeah?
37:24Okay, boss, you good with that?
37:25Really?
37:26Okay.
37:26And when I come back tomorrow, I'll shave that mustache off, you piece of shit.
37:30I don't want to see that shit.
37:31Okay.
37:32I don't want to see it.
37:34I don't want to see it.
37:36Bitches.
37:36I don't want to promise.
37:37Let's go!
37:39Are you okay, honey?
37:45I'm so sorry.
37:47Thank you so much.
37:48You saved my life.
37:50I love you.
37:50Where the hell did you go?
38:00I'm going shopping.
38:03Actually, I need some money.
38:05Money?
38:06I just gave you $5,000.
38:07What the fuck did you do with that?
38:09Oh, nothing.
38:10It's okay.
38:11I don't need the money.
38:12Don't worry about it.
38:13Don't assault me, all right?
38:15Where's the fucking money?
38:16You doing drugs?
38:18God, no.
38:18Are you gambling?
38:19No, jeez.
38:22Can't you give me a loan?
38:23I said I don't need your money.
38:24Don't fucking walk away from me.
38:25Where the fuck is that money, huh?
38:27Where the fuck is that money?
38:29Are you in trouble?
38:31I will rip your fucking throat out if you don't tell me the truth.
38:34Are you in trouble?
38:37I'll tell you everything.
38:39Just don't hurt me, please.
38:41This is hot.
38:44Listen up, guys.
38:45I got us a new job, okay?
38:47This lady is loaded with mad paper.
38:49You feel me?
38:50Y'all know what to do, right?
38:51That's right.
38:52This guy's got mad skills, man.
38:54All right, man.
38:55Who's over there?
38:56The fuck is this?
38:57Hey, I'll go check it out.
38:59Watch my paper, baby.
39:00Get it, baby.
39:01You did that.
39:03You motherfucking...
39:04He's the greatest player of all time.
39:14He's a real smooth operator.
39:16He's an international ladies' man.
39:18All the women are losing the game to him in a major way.
39:20He can get any woman he wants.
39:22He does it to all the L.A. bitches who make men's lives miserable.
39:26You always said we should get revenge for those opportunists and gold diggers who don't care about anybody but themselves.
39:35Let me tell you a story first.
39:39You can kill us if you want to.
39:40Look, please don't go.
39:50I love you.
39:52Daniela!
39:53Please.
39:55I'm sorry, Alfieri.
39:57I never really loved you.
40:00And one-way love never works.
40:02I love you.
40:10Clean these rules up.
40:13Bring them back to the house.
40:15Damn.
40:17Get off of me.
40:20Hello, everyone, and welcome to Two Aparts, where two sophisticated singles meet and try and make a love connection.
40:26Our new guests tonight are Romina and Sam, who have just happened to have gone on their first date.
40:31Welcome to the show, guys.
40:32Thanks for having us.
40:33Yeah, so, guys, why don't you tell us a little about yourselves, your date?
40:36Oh, well, I'm an actress and model, and I'm booked, like, all the time, so I don't have time to go out and meet people, so I started dating online and ran into your website.
40:44And how's the dating been on Two Aparts?
40:45It's been pretty good, actually.
40:46I strongly recommend it to people that are very busy with their careers.
40:50And that's where you met Dr. Sam?
40:51Yes, I did.
40:52Okay, Sam, why don't you tell us about yourself and your date?
40:55Sure, my name is Sam Coleman.
40:56I'm an internal medicine doctor.
40:58Since I'm very busy with my job, I decided to try online dating.
41:01I went to the website and met this beautiful, talented woman.
41:04So far, we've been to dinner once, and it was great.
41:07So would you like to go out with her again?
41:09Yes, I had so much fun with her.
41:11I will definitely go out with her again.
41:14So, Romina, what are your plans for your next date?
41:16Well, I believe in chemistry, and, uh, there's just not much of it between him and myself.
41:24But he's a super nice guy.
41:25I'd like to have him as a friend.
41:28Ooh, ouch.
41:30Man, that's gotta hurt.
41:32What do you think about that, Dr. Sam?
41:34Yeah, I mean, there's no chemistry.
41:39What the hell can you do about it?
41:41Well, looks like we gotta go to a commercial break, but stick around, and we'll be right back.
41:49I don't need this shit.
41:51I'm a fucking doctor, for God's sake, so he makes good money.
41:54Get dumped on live TV.
41:56Somebody needs to give revenge on these bitches in this fucking town.
41:58What happened?
42:07Don't worry about him, baby.
42:09You are so beautiful.
42:12Why don't you and I go out on a date?
42:13All right.
42:22Everything I said about Mac Daddy is the truth.
42:26Wow, that's fucking unbelievable.
42:27All right, listen to me.
42:28Here's the deal.
42:29I need Mac Daddy here.
42:32All right?
42:33I'm gonna send him on a mission.
42:35If he does what I say, I will set you free.
42:38Are you serious?
42:39Sit your ass down.
42:40Oh, man.
42:42Hey, what kind of mission is this?
42:44We're gonna talk about that later.
42:46All right?
42:46I need to find out if Mac Daddy is the real deal in that.
43:16I need to find out if Mac Daddy is the real deal.
43:46I need to find out if Mac Daddy is the real deal.
44:16I need to find out if Mac Daddy is the real deal.