00:01This is Crapopolis.
00:03I swear it's not as bad as the name sounds.
00:06Or that looked.
00:07I bet he deserved it.
00:08In a land of gods and goddesses.
00:10Athena, goddess of what's the list up to now?
00:12War, over-the-top outfits and daddy issues.
00:15One ruler.
00:16I can't believe the king's a virgin.
00:18Hey, I'm only a below-the-waist virgin.
00:20Is about to change the world forever.
00:23It's called Civilization, Mother.
00:25Yeah, catchy name. That'll stick.
00:27My bad. You've got a great story now, though.
00:32Prepare for adventure.
00:34We haven't seen the last of each other, King Tyrannus.
00:38He says ya to himself?
00:40Romance.
00:41I know a recipe for an orgy when I hear one.
00:44You hear recipes for orgies every day.
00:46That's a pretty simple recipe.
00:48And some good old-fashioned family dysfunction.
00:51I asked her out.
00:53What?
00:54Some details.
00:55There are none.
00:56Pick them up.
00:57That's childish.
00:58I'm childish.
00:59Daddy needy deety.
01:00Daddy needy deety.
01:01We're going to build an empire.
01:03Attack!
01:06What's an empire?
01:07I don't know yet, but it's going to be huge.
01:09A soul of fire!
01:11Guess what today is.
01:12Everyone guesses what every day is.
01:14We have no calendar.
01:15The day you speak quietly.
01:17You're all wrong!
01:19A soul of fire!
01:20I call them pants.
01:22It's as if each leg has its own togo.
01:24Well done!
01:25To pants!
01:26I say pants!
01:27This civilization thing.
01:29It is the mortals doing the best they can.
01:31There's a guy collecting pig feces over your shoulder.
01:34They call it agriculture.
01:36We'll finish it later.
01:37Crapopolis!
01:38On Fox.
01:41Random animal exit!
01:44How is she hot even as an ostrich?
01:52I want it.
01:53I'm sorry.
01:54I know.
01:55How could they pick me up?
01:56Come?
01:57I love that.
01:58I know.
01:59I'm good.
02:00We're fine.
02:01I'm sorry.
02:02I'm happy to be here.
02:03You're happy to have a of this imagination.
02:04I would like.
02:05I know.
02:06I'm happy to be here.
02:07I'm happy to be here.
02:10You're happy to be here.
02:11You're happy to be here.
02:12There's my heart.
02:13You're happy to be here.
02:14Come up.
02:15I love it.
02:17This guy is Hay clay.
