00:00Paul! Hi! I'm Becky Fuller, your new EP.
00:09Thrilled to meet you. I was just thinking maybe we could go over a few ideas.
00:13I was thinking that maybe we could get you on the street.
00:16Yeah, I don't like to leave the studio. I like climate control.
00:20But if you want, we could discuss this further privately.
00:27What size are your feet? You run about a six and a half, seven?
00:31What do you feel about having them photographed?
00:34Good? You feel good about that? You should. I keep it very classy.
00:39I... don't...
00:41Can I show you my blog? Sexy feet?
00:43No. Yes?
00:45No. Well, I met Paul.
00:47You talked to him along? I told you to come see me first.
00:49I know, but what was I going to do? Hi! Hi, everyone. Hi. I'm Becky. Hi. Good morning.
00:55Oh, God. Look who's here. I mean, not here.
00:59McVie. So shocking, huh?
01:01Yeah, well, Mr. McVie doesn't always come to these things.
01:05Oh, um, could you tell Paul that we need him, please? Thanks.
01:09Um, okay, so let's just dive in, shall we? Uh, who wants to start?
01:15Tomorrow, Rocco Despierta wants to make lasagna. I told him we did that last week with the Barefoot Contessa, but he's insisting. What do I do?
01:21For this segment on miniskirts, do you want all-size models?
01:23For next week, I want to do a piece on juice cleanses. All the celebs are doing them, and they have amazing powers of adjuvenization.
01:29My idea is that I get a juice cleanse, and then we can, like, measure my toxins.
01:33For the cargo interview, I'm sorry, Lisa, do you want the living room set or the stools?
01:36BBC says we can't have Eva Longoria until two weeks after she does GMA. What do we do?
01:40On psychic animals, would you prefer a parakeet or an iguana?
01:43I'd like to do a piece on weather vanes. They are fascinating. Like, did you know the word fein comes from the old English feina, which means flag or weather cock?
01:49Friday, for cooking with squash, inside or on the plaza?
01:52Okay, they're offering us the third lead in the new Patrick Dempsey movie. Do you want it?
01:55Great story out of Tampa about a retirement account scam, but we gotta move quick. Should we send a team or he's local talent?
01:59The mixing board in the control room's on the Fritz ten grand to fix it.
02:01For that piece on baby food, do we want an actual baby? And if so, white, black, Hispanic, Asian, blonde hair, brown hair, teeth, or no teeth?
02:09I have a black baby. Also, I think it's a good idea.
02:11Also, I think it applies to be silly.
02:13So, I'm still waiting for you.
02:15I'm sorry, I couldn't hear what you're saying. Hi.
02:18Hello? Hi. Hi.
02:20Someone want to tell me why I had to log off banginggrannies.com for this?
02:23Uh, yeah. Excellent.
02:32Tell Rocco if he insists on making lasagna, he will be bumped.
02:35Yes, all size models, but skirt's not too short. Toxins?
02:38Who said that? Yeah, they can't be measured.
02:40And rejuvenization? Not a word.
02:42Tell Longoria's people that she can't plug her next film unless we get her within a week of GMA.
02:46Parakeet.
02:47Ernie? Weathercock? Seriously?
02:49The plaza for squash.
02:50I want Patrick Dempsey.
02:51Tell his people we'll run him in the first hour and he can talk about whatever his thing is.
02:54Tampa Bay? Definitely local talent.
02:56And we've gotta fix that soundboard. Find that ten grand in the budget somewhere.
02:59The hair and makeup numbers, those were too high.
03:00So, Colleen, could you share your hair person with Lisa on her date? That'd be great.
03:02I'd like to talk to you about that.
03:04Okay. Asian baby. No teeth. Lesbian parents.
03:06Oh, okay. Did I miss anything?
03:08Oh, no.
03:09Oh, Paul!
03:10Uh...
03:14You're fired.
03:16You're adorable.
03:17You're adorable.
03:18Fired!
03:32I'm sorry. That was unprofessional.
