00:00Oh, that's my fucking car!
00:30Oh, that's my fucking car!
00:59Hello, boy!
01:01What's that?
01:03You said a man is stuck in a tree?
01:06And he needs my help?
01:09Part of you would rather leave him there because he's a bit of a dick.
01:13But you're doing your civic duty.
01:17Okay, shit, show me.
01:25I've officially lost my damn mind.
01:28What, boy?
01:30He just jumped out of a fucking helicopter?
01:34His parachute failed to open?
01:38And now you kind of wish he'd missed a tree?
01:41But morality is a human construct and you are not hardwired to think that way?
01:45I can't believe I'm getting smart-talked by a fucking dog.
01:49Say what?
01:51Wait, you talking about my kind of bitches or yours?
01:57This shit is getting weird now, man.
01:59Man, you wasn't wrong.
02:13Look at this fool!
02:15Come on!
02:17Hey, bro!
02:21You mind giving me a hand here?
02:23Man, that's a cool-ass dog you got, homie.
02:26What dog?
02:27That dog that saved your ass, man.
02:31Dude, I have no idea what you're talking about right now.
02:33What the fuck?
02:35Hello!
02:37When you got a moment.
02:39My bad, dog.
02:41Oh, man, that was wild.
02:46See, I'm not an adrenaline junkie.
02:50I'm a control junkie.
02:52Yeah, that parachuting is intense, man.
02:54Hey, if along the way I figure out what it means to be alive,
02:58well then, let's just make this a little spiritual and say I'm on a thought journey.
03:03Shit, nothing helps me think clearly like shitting myself while I'm heading towards a certain death, man.
03:08Then you're up for it.
03:09Not really, dog. Shit, I respect gravity.
03:12Oh, I knew you were a pussy.
03:14Come on.
03:16It's safe, I promise you.
03:18Safer than driving a car.
03:20The only way it's safer is if you drive a car out of a fucking airplane.
03:23Come on!
03:24Let's go!
03:25Here comes my pilot. Let's next level this shit.
03:38Yo, Jeff! You wanna take a bit longer next time, dude?
03:42Man, fuck, I gotta learn how to say no.
03:48You take the left side, man!
03:55Here's a headset to keep in touch with the Dominator.
04:01And a parachute to stop you from dying.
04:04All aboard!
04:06Okay, Jeff, round two. Set her up.
04:08Wrote you down, buddy!
04:10Uh, you saw you're okay?
04:11That last one was in-fucking-sane!
04:14Dude, how crazy was that?
04:16I was droppin' like a dot-com stock in late 2000!
04:20Cat out of the window!
04:21Tell me you got it, please!
04:23Tell me you got it!
04:24We gotta upload that shit right now!
04:26I'm sorry, man, it's a little out of focus!
04:28I couldn't keep you in the shot!
04:29I-I thought you'd fret for sure!
04:31Oh, man, I could hear myself-
04:37I'm so pumped!
04:39Okay! Let's fret this!
04:41You first, woof-o!
04:43Go on, now!
04:44Do it!
04:46It's the sky, dude!
04:49Oh, shit!
04:52Yeah, baby!
04:54Woo!
04:55We're dockin' on that summit!
04:57Rags are open!
04:58Slammin' home!
05:00What?
05:01Stop talkin' in pussy-manifors!
05:04Don't you see the bikes yet?
05:06Bikes?
05:07You didn't mention no fucking bikes!
05:09Woo!
05:10Next surprise, Kimosave!
05:12Last one long birthday when you hang out with the El Dominator!
05:15This is what you call a beer market!
05:17This is what you call a beer market!
05:21YO!
05:22YO!
05:23You released the chocolate sausage yet!
05:25High five in the big man!
05:29High-fiving the big man!
05:36Short it! Close it! Smash out! Fully leveraged!
05:45Yo! How do you like the taste of your own balls?
05:52Here we go!
05:58Here we go!
06:05Hey, so about that training?
06:13This shit is insane!
06:21Whoa!
06:28Saddle up, soldier! It's ground attack!
06:34You might as well get on the bike!
06:44It's a long walk home!
06:47No way! Last one down the mountain buys the protein shakes!
06:51Oh, look who showed up!
06:54Pretend you're your dong and hang a left!
07:01Whoa! Gnarly stretchier! Don't bonk it!
07:05No way!
07:06No way!
07:07No way!
07:08No way!
07:09No way!
07:10No way!
07:11No way!
07:20Razor sharp right, bro!
07:31That's a five-figure bike you're on, and I want you to wreck it!
07:35Come on, let's shred this!
07:37Precipice of death on the outside!
07:40Jump coming up!
07:51Shit! Even bigger jump!
08:01What?
08:13What's so crazy there?
08:24Get ready for more air!
08:31Whoa!
08:53Ah! Brick! Brick! Brick! Brick!
09:01Oh, we got a hole in the road!
09:19Ski jump!
09:20Hit the sky, bro!
09:31Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
09:57Thais did the sky!
10:01max power to the finish line
10:31oh i didn't think you were gonna make it bro you gotta trust the mountain trust the material and
10:37foremost trust yourself pushing out is what is going to get you knocked out yeah whatever
10:43well me being a fucking idiot is gonna give me kill listen meet me by the airport for life lesson
10:50numero doso
11:01you
