00:00You can't shoot me, I'm not black enough!
00:08Alright, so I think the locals left this thing called an energy drink, let's take a sip.
00:13I'm gonna crash out!
00:14I don't know what was in that, but I can't freakin' sleep.
00:18Might as well get morning's grub ready.
00:20I'm tweakin'.
00:21You ever see that old video of the humans capturing that Bigfoot video?
00:24That was me walkin', I took some shrooms and got lost!
00:27Today, we're huntin' for the legendary human snow machine.
00:32It's loud, smells like farts, and breaks down every five minutes, just like human.
00:39Yeah! This is so dumb!
00:45I was watchin' some campers earlier, they kept puttin' this thing to their mouth
00:48and suckin' on it, createin' smoke, so I stole it and, well, now I can't stop suckin' on it.
00:53Guys, I've been drunk the past three weeks off your leftover beers.
00:57Somebody has to go to stop me!
00:59Ha ha ha ha!
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