00:00I don't know how to be a joke.
00:02This is the joke.
00:04I'm not a joke.
00:06I'm not a joke.
00:08I'm excited.
00:10What are you talking about?
00:12It's not happening.
00:14What are you doing?
00:16That's slow.
00:18You know what I'm doing?
00:20When you're a girl,
00:22you're a girl.
00:24You're a girl.
00:26You're a girl.
00:28But I can't believe that something happened to them.
00:32I don't want to say anything.
00:36Lola, it's not happening.
00:38I'm not going to do that.
00:40I'm not going to do that.
00:42What did you say, Lieutenant Conde?
00:44I don't want to say anything.
00:48I'm just telling her that
00:50she's able to use those things.
00:52I'm not going to do that.
00:54I don't want to go.
00:56Why?
00:58Because of Sir Tonio.
01:00Eh baka, that's why I thought it was something.
01:02Oh when, Bobby.
01:04At least, Bobby.
01:06Daro.
01:07Sir Tonio,
01:08he's missing one for him.
01:10No?
01:11Oh, they're right.
01:13They're going to have to visit.
01:15It's a job.
01:16That's not a person.
01:18Let's go.
01:20Okay.
01:22Let's go.
01:23Come on.
01:24Let me go.
01:26What's up?
01:28What's up?
01:29Huh?
01:30What's up?
01:31What's up?
01:32What's up?
01:33Still the tea?
01:34Sonia!
01:35Ang kalap na naman ang kwarto!
01:38Ang kulit mga mukha pang labahan to!
01:41Ba't mong binibidiyohan?
01:44Ang ganda-ganda mo kasi kapag nagagalit ka eh!
01:47Katagang satigilan mo nga ako!
01:49Style mo bulok na!
01:50Ayaw!
01:51Ayaw!
01:52Ayaw!
01:53Napakaganda oh!
01:54Ayaw naman ni Sui!
01:56Ayusin mo to!
01:57Tawin!
01:58Mukha pang labahan to, Tonyo!
01:59Kama to o kama?
02:01Iti na naman diya!
02:02Ito naman oh!
02:03Kasi gaganito na lang!
02:05Huwag ka na magluto na kakainin natin mamaya ha!
02:07Bakit nakakain tayo sa labas?
02:09Eh!
02:10Dito tayo kakain!
02:12Ah!
02:13Ano ba na?
02:14Ayan ka ka!
02:15Oh my God!
02:17I'll tell you who died, Stella.
02:45What's that?
02:47What's that?
02:53The biggest?
02:55Eh, yaka muna.
02:57Balbasarado si Ako lang.
03:01Ay, ay!
03:02Mayroon sa tao po?
03:03Hindi nyo ba nalilang?
03:04Diyos ko, wadala!
03:05Naka-Festmas kami!
03:06Ikaw na lang!
03:07Ikaw na lang!
03:08Oh, anyway.
03:09So, ito na.
03:10Balbasarado?
03:11Pakia-ayos nga ako.
03:12Tingin mo, fresh ako nito.
03:13Pero...
03:14Isang balbas to?
03:15Totoo mo ah.
03:16Oh.
03:17Kasa si Lola?
03:19Lumabas lang may tao sa labas eh.
03:21I don't know kung sino.
03:23Alay po kayo!
03:24Alay po!
03:25Babi!
03:26Babi!
03:27May naghanap sa'yo!
03:28Sino po ala?
03:29Alay po.
03:33Aligas!
03:34Ay!
03:35Sino!
03:37Adelles!
03:38Ajay katakolo.
03:39Waloy!
03:40Naga korok champagne!
03:41Oof!
03:42Ay!
03:47Sir Tonyam!
03:48Pag-copy ka muna?
03:50Ako La.
03:51Nagabalap ko kayo.
03:52naman.
03:53Shalaman ko.
03:54Ang panlasar Losok...
03:56Agat kapitana!
03:58Jordi!
03:59Parte!
04:00Bailey!
04:01Basta!
04:02Basta made?
04:03Ah, ayos naman, ayos naman.
04:08Sir.
04:10Igu, guys.
04:11Salamat sa pagdala ng gamot dito.
04:13Sana dinalan nyo na lang sa presinto yan.
04:15Wala yun.
04:17Pagkatapos ng ginawa mo sa akin kagabi.
04:19G-ginawa kagabi?
04:21Sana ako!
04:23Sir! Anong ginawa sa'yo ng ako?
04:25Lola, wala akong, wala akong ginawa.
04:27Ah, hindi wala.
04:29Kasi, inuwiho ako ni Bobby kagabi dahil nagulpi po ako.
04:33Eh, nakakalimutan niyo ako sa bahay.
04:37Baka kailangan niyo, kaya sinadya ako na uro ito.
04:40Ay, mga gamot!
04:42Ilang kailangan ko itong mga gamot?
04:44Wala!
04:48Esensya na, sir.
04:53Paano yun, Rikas? Makuna na ako.
04:55Mar, Abdul, nice to meet you.
04:57Pre, balik ka anytime.
05:00Oh, pare, tsaka kahit gabi.
05:02Basta kahit wala si Bobby, bisita ka lang.
05:05Anytime pa sa gabi, eh.
05:06Ah, okay.
05:07Wala, marami salamat po ulit sa kape.
05:09Ay, oo naman.
05:11E, litanin kami ka dito.
05:13Okay po, tuloy lang ako.
05:16Thank you, sir.
05:17Bye-bye.
05:19Ay, tiya.
05:21Ay, yeah.
05:22Ay, tukang hindi ka na hati na kita.
05:24Ay, ikaw kapitan ha?
05:25Paawat ka naman ha?
05:26Ayos din pala si Sir Toño, no?
05:29Mukhang mabangon.
05:31Ay, ay, alam mo, totoo yan.
05:32Hey, that's right, you're right.
05:34You're right.
05:35You're right, Captain.
05:36You're right.
05:39It's good for Sir Tonya, no?
05:42It looks so bad.
05:44You know, it's true.
05:46I've noticed that it's like a husband material.
05:50Oh, right?
05:52I'm so happy.
05:54I'm so happy.
05:56I'm so happy.
05:58I'm so happy to be a new thing.
06:02Eh, hindi ko lang ma-imagine yung buhay niya ngayon. Mag-isa na lang siya sa bahay.
06:06Ay, naku. Mahirap talaga mawalan.
06:09Diba?
06:11Hey, patawin ka na ako sa kaminta.
06:18Tarinap.
06:25Ayos ka lang, Apo?
06:32Kung may nagawa lang sana akong iba nung araw na yun, sana buhay pa si Ninang Dina.
06:41Sana buhay pa yung girlfriend ni Sir Tonyo.
06:43Ah, ayos lang yan, Apo. Itago mo lang yan dahil magagamit mo yan pantulong para sa kanila.
06:51Sige pa, wala. Mauna na ako, ha.
06:56Ingat.
06:58Babi, mag-ingat.
07:00Uy, Abdul, Mars.
07:01Si Lola, ha.
07:02Ingat, Babi, ha.
07:03Kami nabahala kay Kapitana.
07:04Kami nabahala kay Tonyo, ha.
07:05Kami nabahala kay Tonyo, ha.
07:06Kami nabahala kay Tonyo.
07:07Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:10Kira ba, ha?
07:11Kira ba ba ba?
07:12Kira ba ba ba?
07:13Hey, Enriquez!
07:15Did you see Lieutenant Conde?
07:17Huh?
07:19No, no.
07:21What did you say?
07:23You know, when I'm coming back,
07:25we're impossible to see the two.
07:27I'm coming back.
07:29I'm coming back.
07:31What did you say?
07:33What did you say?
07:35What did you say?
07:37What did you say?
07:39What did you say?
07:41What did you say?
07:43What did you say?
07:45What did you say?
07:47What did you say?
08:11Enriquez!
08:13Did you see me?
08:15I saw you?
08:17I saw you.
08:19I saw you.
08:21Enriquez, not now.
08:23Let's go.
08:25Let me see.
08:27Let's go.
08:29Let's go.
08:41Let's go.
08:42Oh nga, hindi.
08:57Kaya ko yung three points.