00:00Hi, I'm Mocha, and today was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad Wednesday.
00:06No, I didn't go to the vet, but this happened.
00:09See, I'm a tiny baby, and I'm still perfecting my potty-going skills.
00:13Well, today after I came out of the litter box, totally unbeknownst to me,
00:18I kind of left some tiny chocolate footprints on the floor.
00:22Immediately, Mommy hunted me down and without any remorse or reservations,
00:27gave me my very first full-body bath.
00:31I yelled at her to tell her it was a blatant violation of my rights, but it all fell on deaf ears.
00:37The next part was quite exhausting as I worked tirelessly licking myself to re-establish my proper smell and identity.
00:44The Mommy tried to cover for her sins by giving me a treat.
00:48How insulting! She thinks she can buy me with a treat?
00:51Well, it will take more than a treat to fix the wrongs you've done today, lady.
00:55I mean, I should at least get two treats, right?
00:58Let me know if you agree.
