00:00What are you bringing to the party, by the way?
00:03Oh, um, I found a cracker over there, I thought I'd, you know, just something like everyone can kind of share.
00:09Yeah.
00:10What about you, are you bringing anything?
00:11Oh, I'm bringing these guys.
00:13Why do you have to make me feel weird about bringing plates?
00:15You know, I'm already...
00:16I'm not making you weird.
00:17...about going to the party.
00:18Nobody ever thanks the plate guy.
00:20Nobody thanks the plate guy.
00:21I always say that.
00:23At some point in the middle of the night, this beautiful baby egg came out of my butt.
00:32Well, holy shit, this is incredible.
00:34Wait, turn your head for something?
00:35Is that an earring?
00:36Dude, I had twins last week.
00:38Oh, my God.
00:39Oh, snap.
00:40They were born like a second apart.
00:41Their mom was fertile as shit.
00:43I know who you are and I know what America you live in.
00:46Reading your left-wing pigeon newspapers and wearing a little corduroy vest.
00:50Hey, shorty, I put the cock in cocoon.
00:52Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:53I'm so sorry, ma'am.
00:54I'm sorry.
00:55No, no, that was good.
00:56It wasn't good.
00:57She looked upset.
00:58Well, yeah, you upset her.
00:59I'm back.
01:00Back in the New York room.
01:03I'm back.
01:05Back in the New York room.
01:08I'm back.
01:09Shut up.
01:10Let's do this.
01:11Let's do this.
01:12Back in the New York room.
01:15In the New York room.
01:17No.
01:18No.
01:19No.
01:20Yes.
01:21No.
01:22No.
01:23No.
01:24No.
01:25No.
01:26No.
01:28No.
01:29No.