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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:02Whew!
00:00:04Um...
00:00:06Stella, can you please fill this car down?
00:00:08You know, according to the California Motor Department of Vehicle...
00:00:10Christ, why'd you bring this fucking loser?
00:00:12He's really killing my vibe.
00:00:14If I don't keep him on a leash, then we don't get his daddy's fancy car.
00:00:16In fact, right, we may get to ride in the left with luxury.
00:00:18Savage. God, I love you.
00:00:20No, no, Stella, please.
00:00:22Please, please, please.
00:00:24Relax, Enzo.
00:00:26I'm just having a little fun.
00:00:28I thought you liked having fun with me.
00:00:32No, I do.
00:00:34I do. Seriously, it was just...
00:00:36You know, we need a...
00:00:42What did I do?
00:00:44What was that?
00:00:46Did I just kill someone?
00:00:48Oh, wake up.
00:00:50No, no, no, no. You didn't do this.
00:00:52This car is technically in Enzo's name.
00:00:54So, actually, it's on him.
00:00:58No, no, I wasn't the one driving.
00:01:00Yeah?
00:01:01But you let a drunk minor behind the wheel.
00:01:03So this is your fault!
00:01:04No.
00:01:05No, no, no.
00:01:06Enzo, please.
00:01:07You are the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:01:09If you plead guilty, you'll get off with a slap on the wrist.
00:01:13Meanwhile, I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur.
00:01:16A low-class nobody.
00:01:18They'll take me to jail, and then I'll never see you again.
00:01:21Yeah, dude.
00:01:22What kind of man lets a girl take the fall?
00:01:24And so, I'm begging you.
00:01:26I know how you feel about me.
00:01:27It will make it worth your while once you're free,
00:01:29and then we can finally be together.
00:01:31How does that sound?
00:01:38Okay, we'll do it.
00:01:41Wait for me.
00:01:42I'll be back.
00:01:43Okay.
00:01:44We have to go.
00:01:48Oh, God.
00:01:51Breathe!
00:01:52Breathe!
00:01:53Put your hands in the air!
00:02:00Oh, Stella!
00:02:02Oh, my gosh!
00:02:03Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
00:02:05Oh, you finally came to be on the other.
00:02:07I'd love to, but...
00:02:09I don't have the money right now.
00:02:11Oh, you know what?
00:02:12That's okay.
00:02:13You can just grab my dad's checkbook.
00:02:14Alright?
00:02:16Here, it's in the safe.
00:02:18Behind a painting in the closet.
00:02:20The code is, uh, 0814.
00:02:23And he's on a business trip, so he shouldn't notice.
00:02:25Perfect.
00:02:27Don't tell anyone about it, alright?
00:02:29The account is linked to my father's trust, which has billions of dollars.
00:02:33So, it's basically a blank checkbook.
00:02:35You don't say.
00:02:40Tony, the code is 0814.
00:02:42Write yourself a check for however much you want.
00:02:44This moron basically said it's a bottomless well.
00:02:48What are you talking about, Stella?
00:02:50What are you doing right now?
00:02:52Don't look at me like that!
00:02:53You offered to help!
00:02:54Because I'd do anything for you.
00:02:55I gave your father a job.
00:02:57I let you both move in with me.
00:02:59I paid you.
00:03:00I fed you.
00:03:01Stella, I am in love with you.
00:03:03I'm in love with you.
00:03:07How sweet.
00:03:09But I'd rather die than be caught with a fugly weak nerd like yourself.
00:03:13Your family might be rich, but your social suicide...
00:03:16So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend your family's fortune with a man of my dreams...
00:03:20No.
00:03:21...while you've rot in jail.
00:03:22Goodbye.
00:03:23No.
00:03:24Stella, please.
00:03:25Please.
00:03:26Why?
00:03:27Why?
00:03:28Why?
00:03:29Stella!
00:03:30.
00:03:31Enzo Quinn, heir to the Quinn fortune, has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter.
00:03:36water. Facing a 10 year sentence, Quinn will be held in a juvenile. Enzo. Give me a second,
00:03:43please. Please give me a second, please. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. Okay. You have to blame
00:03:48I know. Of course you didn't. This isn't you. Just give me some time. My dad's lawyer. I'll
00:03:53figure out a way to get you out. I knew I never even give you the time of day. I was a jerk to
00:04:00me. Why would you help me? Well, when you left someone, you don't need a reason. Here.
00:04:09Just take this, okay? That's enough. Let's go. I'll prove you're innocent, Enzo. I'll leave
00:04:16no stone unturned. I shouldn't have noticed you. I should have been there for you. Let's
00:04:21go. That little tramp.
00:04:30What a fucking simp. What should we buy first? A new getaway car? No, we need to
00:04:37be smart about this. That troll Lily's already sniffing around, dead set on freeing her little
00:04:43Romeo. Shit. And Enzo already knows it's us as soon as he kicks her off. Then we'll just
00:04:51have to make him disappear. How do we do that? Babe, we have all the money in the world. We'll
00:04:58just pay someone to do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Please, please. No, no, no, no.
00:05:06Stella, send her regards.
00:05:10I'm so sorry, Lily. If I could go back in time, I'd cherish every moment with you. And I'd make
00:05:24I'm so sorry, Lily.
00:05:30If I could go back in time, I would cherish every moment with you.
00:05:35And I would make Stella pay.
00:05:54Are you feeling okay?
00:06:21You just fainted while we were studying.
00:06:23Studying?
00:06:24Studying?
00:06:25Studying?
00:06:26Studying?
00:06:27Studying?
00:06:28Studying?
00:06:29Studying?
00:06:30Studying?
00:06:31Studying?
00:06:32Studying?
00:06:33Studying?
00:06:34Studying?
00:06:35Studying?
00:06:36And so, what's wrong?
00:06:38Why are they still practicing the season out of October 30th?
00:06:41It's the 30th of August.
00:06:43The season just started.
00:06:44Is everything okay?
00:06:46Holy shit!
00:06:51Did this thing take me back in time?
00:06:53Did this thing take me back in time?
00:06:56Holy shit!
00:06:57Did this thing take me back in time?
00:07:04There's no blood and no scar.
00:07:06I can give him another chance to make things right.
00:07:08What the hell, Tony?
00:07:09You could have broken his nose.
00:07:11Oh, chill out.
00:07:13Come on, I barely tapped him.
00:07:15Besides, a broken nose would only improve his face.
00:07:17I'm fine, Lily.
00:07:18I'm fine.
00:07:19You know, maybe you'd actually win if you learned how to throw.
00:07:22What did you just say, you PBS looking bitch?
00:07:29Stella, I think these bottom feeders forgot their place.
00:07:32No.
00:07:33They know where they stand on the food chain.
00:07:35Enzo, go get Tony a soda.
00:07:37Stella, send your regards.
00:07:43I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch who destroyed my life and tried to end it.
00:07:47After all I've done for her, all the gifts and money, a room in my family's mansion, she took me for granted.
00:07:55But now, I can get revenge.
00:07:59Stella, is your little lap dog gonna obey?
00:08:01What?
00:08:02No, he's literally obsessed with me.
00:08:04He does whatever I say.
00:08:06Watch.
00:08:08Enzo, forget about Tony.
00:08:11Why don't you look at me a soda?
00:08:12It's so hot out here, and is it anything I wouldn't do for a drink?
00:08:18Sure.
00:08:20Stella, anything for you.
00:08:22Whoa, you've got him completely wrapped around your finger.
00:08:24You've never seen a guy so down bad before.
00:08:26I know, he's so cringe.
00:08:27He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead.
00:08:31I give his life purpose.
00:08:33I consider him a charity case.
00:08:34Shh.
00:08:35He's coming back.
00:08:36He's practically drooling like a dog.
00:08:38Careful, he may start umping your leg.
00:08:40Or it took you so long.
00:08:42No wonder you're not on the football team.
00:08:48Give it to me.
00:08:55Here.
00:08:57Must be thirsty.
00:09:01Here.
00:09:02Must be thirsty.
00:09:03Thanks, Enzo.
00:09:05Whoa.
00:09:06I think your doormat's going a pair of balls.
00:09:08Stella, you gonna let him play you like that?
00:09:10What are you doing?
00:09:11That was for me.
00:09:12No.
00:09:13I actually bought it with my own money, so I can give it to whoever I want.
00:09:16Are you on your last brain cell?
00:09:18Who do you think you're talking to?
00:09:19Who do you think you're talking to?
00:09:20Hmm?
00:09:21Or did you forget my family's name because you were singing an awfully different tune when
00:09:26you begged my dad to write you that college recommendation letter?
00:09:29Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?
00:09:34What are you doing with the college recommendation letter from his dad?
00:09:38Oh, is that what she said?
00:09:39Fine.
00:09:40Why don't I just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of a servant?
00:09:45Or how about I stick my fist down your throat for being such a jackass?
00:09:48Hey, leave him alone.
00:09:50Aww.
00:09:51They're protecting each other.
00:09:53Just like stray dogs at the pound.
00:09:56Tony, save your energy.
00:09:58Just let me talk to him.
00:09:59Listen, I don't know if this is because of Tony or what, but if you expose me, I'll never speak to you again.
00:10:09And I know how you really feel about me, so do you really want to jeopardize us?
00:10:15Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:10:18Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:10:20I can't just cut her off now.
00:10:24If I want her to suffer like she made me suffer, I need to draw this out.
00:10:30You're right.
00:10:32I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you.
00:10:37I knew it. You never could resist me.
00:10:40This isn't how to get my attention.
00:10:43I like the soft boy who obeys my every command.
00:10:47Think you can do that?
00:10:49Of course.
00:10:51Good! Now, if you just buy me new pom-poms, and pick up my drive cleaning, and wax my Cadillac, then maybe I'll forgive you.
00:11:02And fuck it up, she'll make you lick her shoes.
00:11:05Ah, you're just feeling his wet dreams.
00:11:08Guys, we've wasted enough time with these losers.
00:11:10We're gonna get a jinx on the big game.
00:11:13Speaking of, we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria, my treat.
00:11:17Every meal there's like $200.
00:11:19What, like that's expensive?
00:11:21Invite everybody. Let's make it a party.
00:11:24Except for you two, because they have a dress code, and I don't think you'd get in.
00:11:30Ugh, Stella's such a snake. After everything you've done for her, she's gonna humiliate you for being her servant's son.
00:11:44Sorry. I shouldn't have said anything. I know you like her.
00:11:48Nope. She means nothing to me now.
00:12:01I never realized that you're always by my side, and I will never ignore you again.
00:12:07Did you mean it?
00:12:09Promise.
00:12:17Lily!
00:12:19Hey!
00:12:21How many times have I just had this mouth breather? I don't drink milk.
00:12:25Why would I care about that? I got this tray for Lily.
00:12:28You just making me jealous? This is payback for Tony?
00:12:31Definitely payback of some kind.
00:12:33He's just like a lap dog, just begging for her crumbs.
00:12:36I could have any guy that I want. You should feel lucky to have the privilege of getting my lunch.
00:12:40Oh, yeah? Yeah, I'm sure all these guys line up for you. Around that street corner where you work.
00:12:47You want to say that again?
00:12:55You guys, come on. Stop. It's going too far.
00:12:59If you don't want to end up like your freak friend, I suggest you keep your trap shut.
00:13:03Alright guys, bring your leftovers over here. I'm worried this beta cuck isn't good enough to eat at night.
00:13:07Tony, come on. Stop it.
00:13:12What's the matter? I strike a nerve?
00:13:17This little lap dog can bite, huh?
00:13:19Get him, Tony. I'll pay for his medical bill later.
00:13:28There's a limit to my patience.
00:13:30Tony, people are watching.
00:13:37What are you, some kind of fucking edge lord now?
00:13:41Come on then, fight back!
00:13:43You're a pussy. A nobody.
00:13:45Bitch son of a broke servant.
00:13:50Oh, fuck!
00:13:52If you think fighting's going to get my attention, you're pathetic.
00:13:55Oh no, I am not fighting for you.
00:13:57Hey, what is going on here?
00:13:59Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:14:01Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:14:02I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:14:03Principal Harris, Enzo started it. It's his fault.
00:14:06I don't care who started it.
00:14:08All involved will be punished.
00:14:10Including you, little miss...
00:14:12Stella Quinn.
00:14:14As in heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:14:17You know, the family that funded the Bright Star Education Foundation.
00:14:20You mean, your family is the anonymous donor that gave a hundred million dollars to the school?
00:14:26Yep, I am.
00:14:28If that little Sim wants to marry me so bad, he won't mind if I take his family's name early.
00:14:33That two-faced bitch. Now she's just blatantly stealing my identity.
00:14:38Fine, she can dig herself into a pit of lies.
00:14:42It'll feel even better to watch her fall.
00:14:45Principal Harris, I trust you'll deal with this matter accordingly?
00:14:50Listen, young man. This is grounds for expulsion.
00:14:54I'm going to call your parents right now.
00:14:56He didn't do any-
00:14:57No, no, no, no, Lily. This is unacceptable.
00:14:59You're right. We should call all our parents involved right now and settle this mess.
00:15:03Yeah, call Stella's family while you're at it.
00:15:06I'm sure they'd want to know why their own servant's son is picking fights with their daughter.
00:15:10Nice one, Enzo. How are you going to get your family thrown out on the streets?
00:15:12That's okay. They're used to tents and park benches.
00:15:16No, why don't I just call my dad right now to smooth things over?
00:15:21If Enzo's dad comes, I'm ruined. Everyone will know I'm not the real heir. I can't let that happen.
00:15:27I'll save you the suffering. If you apologize in front of everyone, I'll forgive you for this little misstep.
00:15:33Stella, why are you acting nervous? Isn't he the son of your servant?
00:15:37Stella, make this punk suffer.
00:15:39Enzo knows what he did wrong and my family taught me to give everyone a second chance.
00:15:46No, no, no, no, no, no. I have not learned my lesson.
00:15:49You should get my dad here immediately to settle this.
00:15:52Can you just drop it? Stop playing this out just to get my attention.
00:15:56I'm going to leave before you say anything else to risk your family's livelihood.
00:15:59Come on.
00:16:00Are you okay? Do you need this?
00:16:02I'm fine. I'm fine. You okay?
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:05The cracks in her stories are already starting to show.
00:16:08Yo, look at that beauty. Sex on wheels.
00:16:09I think that's Stella's chauffeur's car. I've seen her get in it before. If I had a car like that, maybe Tony would notice me.
00:16:23Okay, if you're that desperate, then I might know a guy.
00:16:29Hey, unlock the door, man.
00:16:34Hey! Kevin, what are you doing, man? I said unlock the door.
00:16:40I don't have time to drive you home today. I promised my daughter I'd drive her and Tony around.
00:16:49Hey! Hey! No, excuse me. Man, I pay your salary, not Stella.
00:16:55Watch your tone, kid. I know you've been pining after my daughter.
00:16:59I didn't want to get with her. I'd say it's in your best interest to keep your future father-in-law happy.
00:17:05Besides, you two seem more suited for the bus. Anyway.
00:17:08Kevin, what? I'm not messing around. Open the door.
00:17:15God, he's shameless.
00:17:17Hey, guys. You wanted to meet Stella's father, right? Here he is. A penniless fucking driver.
00:17:22Keep fluffing. We all know you're gonna start wagging your tail the moment Stella shows up.
00:17:27Oh, yeah, right. I totally forgot. I'm so madly in love with her. I'm so madly in love with her.
00:17:32Kevin, I'll say this one more time. Open this door or I'd be happy to call my father that you don't know who the big boss is, okay? Everyone is replaceable.
00:17:38What's up with this kid today? He's got more attitude than usual.
00:17:53Great timing, Stella. You're stalker and his raggedy girlfriend. You're trying to hitch a ride.
00:17:56Well, here it comes, Stella. She can teach this sucker a lesson.
00:17:58Oh, no. It looks like we don't have room for you guys today. Since I'm so giving. Here's some bus fare.
00:18:06Ok, you know, Stella. I really underestimated you. How did a girl with nothing become such a spoiled brat?
00:18:24You want a repeat of the cafeteria, buddy?
00:18:25Seriously? Enzo?
00:18:27I really underestimated you.
00:18:28Had a girl with nothing become such a spoiled brat?
00:18:31You want a repeat of the cafeteria, buddy?
00:18:33Seriously, Enzo, I just forgave you for what happened earlier.
00:18:37If this is your big attempt at getting my attention,
00:18:40newsflash, Enzo, I'm not going to fall for your little tantrum.
00:18:44Oh, yeah?
00:18:44Let's see who really throws a tantrum when they find out
00:18:46who owns the car, huh?
00:18:48Tony, open the door.
00:18:53Have fun with your fugly church mounts, busboy.
00:18:57Hey, look, it's fine, I can take my own way home, it's fine.
00:19:01No, from now on, I'm going to start taking care of you, okay?
00:19:05Beginning with this.
00:19:07Dad, it's time to exterminate some pests.
00:19:12Dude, you can stop pretending, man.
00:19:15They're already gone.
00:19:16You and your little virgin friend can go hurry up
00:19:19before you miss the bus.
00:19:20God, Lily, are you back?
00:19:22I'm back.
00:19:23I'm back.
00:19:24I'm back.
00:19:25I'm back.
00:19:26God, Lily, are you brain dead?
00:19:28Or really just that desperate you'd choose this reject
00:19:31over a whole school of guys?
00:19:33Come on, Lily, stop.
00:19:34Aw, look like they're meant for each other.
00:19:37Like bacne and body odor.
00:19:39Keep laughing, guys.
00:19:41Any moment now, you're going to find out who's really
00:19:43the heir to the Queen Corporation.
00:19:44Stop pretending, man.
00:19:46We all know that Stella's keeping your bargain bin family afloat
00:19:49because of her bleeding heart.
00:19:51What a moron.
00:19:52If you just kept kissing the ground she walked on like a good little simp,
00:19:56she'd continue to pay your way.
00:19:57Aw, instead you went and spazzed out.
00:19:59And you'll have to live with that guilt and humiliation.
00:20:02The only person who's going to regret anything today will be Stella.
00:20:07Just you wait.
00:20:09Watch.
00:20:10That car will be turning around in three.
00:20:14Let's stay back.
00:20:15I want to watch this blow up in his face.
00:20:17Two.
00:20:18Dude's really committed to the pit.
00:20:20One.
00:20:21They really came back?
00:20:34I apologize for my poor attitude earlier, sir.
00:20:41Oh, here, please.
00:20:42Let me help you with that.
00:20:43Yeah.
00:20:44Why did Stella allow her servant's son to use her car?
00:20:50All right.
00:20:51Come on, Lily.
00:20:53I know.
00:20:54And why is the driver acting like the simp's the boss?
00:20:59Did you really have to report me to your father?
00:21:03You're never going to get Stella to keep acting like a petty bitch.
00:21:06If you have a problem with the way I handled things, I can help you resign, Kevin.
00:21:11No.
00:21:13That won't be necessary, sir.
00:21:15I just felt so bad for him.
00:21:18I mean, you know what a ride like that means to a charity case like him?
00:21:25Let's see how long you can keep up this little heiress routine without a penny to your name.
00:21:30Oh!
00:21:31Almost forgot.
00:21:32For the bus ride.
00:21:36Home.
00:21:37Oh, you scrawny, ungrateful piece of shit!
00:21:42Stella treated you with pity!
00:21:43Can you treat her like that?
00:21:45Come out here and fight me like a man!
00:21:49Tony, save your energy.
00:21:51A commoner like that wouldn't know class if it slapped him in the face.
00:21:55She thinks she has me whipped.
00:21:57But she's about to learn who's really on the leash.
00:22:04Ugh!
00:22:05What's been with that little punk lately?
00:22:06He's been talking back to you.
00:22:07He's probably just jealous because you've been hanging around.
00:22:10No, I think it's because you're too nice to him.
00:22:12You really can't indulge people like that.
00:22:14They'll just stab you in the back.
00:22:16So this is how you want to play it, Enzo?
00:22:19I don't care if you kiss my feet and shower me in gifts.
00:22:23You're dead to me.
00:22:35There you go.
00:22:36Thanks.
00:22:37Nice house.
00:22:38Yeah, thank you.
00:22:39Yeah, it's great.
00:22:40Wow, I've never had a guy take me home before, but I'm just really happy that it was you.
00:22:51Um, my birthday is this Friday and I was wondering if maybe you'd want to celebrate with me?
00:22:58That's right.
00:22:59Lily and Stella have the same birthday.
00:23:01I always threw Stella the biggest part as money could buy.
00:23:04So no one was around to celebrate Lily's.
00:23:06Yes.
00:23:07Of course.
00:23:08Lily, I am never missing your birthday again.
00:23:11You can count on that.
00:23:17See you later, okay?
00:23:38You're a little lagged today.
00:23:41Almost cost me my job.
00:23:43You really want to make it harder to win over Stella?
00:23:45The only reason you're even still employed, Kevin, was because you were my father's trusted chauffeur for the past ten years.
00:23:52And I really don't give a shit what Stella thinks.
00:23:55Good luck locking her down with this petty bullshit.
00:23:59You live in a mansion with your daughter and make more than all the other employees, Kevin.
00:24:10I could make your life go away like that.
00:24:12All right?
00:24:13So shut your mouth and put the foot on the gas.
00:24:18Yes, sir.
00:24:20If he's starting to lose interest, then Stella's got to get him back.
00:24:26We deserve to be in the Quinn family, one way or another.
00:24:30Good afternoon there, Enzo.
00:24:38May I take your bag?
00:24:39Sure.
00:24:40Yeah.
00:24:41Thank you so much.
00:24:45How's your day, May?
00:24:46Very well, thank you, sir.
00:24:47Yes.
00:24:48Oh, May.
00:24:49So I was thinking, this Friday night, I would love to host an extravagant birthday party at the mansion for a very special girl.
00:24:57Do you think we could contact Mr. Blake, the former White House event planner, to get everything organized?
00:25:03Of course, sir.
00:25:05And I hope you're hungry.
00:25:07Your father had top grade carbonara shrimp flown in from Spain.
00:25:11The chef is preparing it now, and it will be ready right after your bath.
00:25:15Oh, May, you're the greatest. Thank you so much.
00:25:19We'll see you later.
00:25:22Look at that little creep, pretending like he's moved on from Stella.
00:25:27Still throwing a fancy birthday party for her.
00:25:30As long as she keeps his interest, we'll be married to the Quinn fortune in no time.
00:25:35Take whatever you want. It's not that expensive anyway.
00:25:46What?
00:25:47These are all designer brand, limited edition.
00:25:50Any one of these could be tens of thousands of dollars.
00:25:54And this is Brady's original battle jersey.
00:25:57This thing's a certified relic.
00:25:59Keep it.
00:26:00My family can just buy more if we want to.
00:26:02Whatever I want, I get.
00:26:04You're so lucky.
00:26:05Sometimes I question the taste of old rich people.
00:26:08Like, this is so hideous, even my own grandmother wouldn't wear it.
00:26:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No.
00:26:15Who said you could touch that?
00:26:16That heirloom was worth more than your life.
00:26:17Put it back. Put all of this back.
00:26:19Don't be such a buzzkill, Enzo. These are my guests.
00:26:22No, Stella. They're your frickin' mindless drones chasing after your fake fortune.
00:26:26You have no right to bring them into my parents' bedroom. You shouldn't even be here.
00:26:30What are you talking about? This is Stella's family mansion?
00:26:34You're lucky they even let you stay here.
00:26:36Who even let you into this wing?
00:26:38Don't you have some danky servants' quarters to get back to?
00:26:42You know, Stella, I'm just gonna give you one chance to just come clean right now and tell everyone the truth.
00:26:47Or you and your dad are gonna have to find somewhere else to live.
00:26:50What's it gonna be?
00:26:51Stop being so immature.
00:26:56I know that you're doing all of this because you're jealous of Tony.
00:27:00Stella, you want me to take care of this poser?
00:27:02Oh, you gotta be fucking joking, Stella. You let him wear my jersey?
00:27:06No, take it off now.
00:27:08Be real. Both you and I know you can never afford this jersey.
00:27:12Stella bought it for you out of pity. You're a walking charity case.
00:27:16Jesus.
00:27:17Oh, yeah, why don't I just find the certificate of authenticity and we can see who the ownership's of?
00:27:21Can you not be such a fucking spaz for one night, Enzo?
00:27:24It's just a dirty old jersey. What's the matter if he wears it?
00:27:27Stella, that dirty old jersey is the same jersey Tom Brady wore when he won his first Super Bowl.
00:27:32It's not nothing.
00:27:33And if you want me to like you, you'll let him wear it?
00:27:37Ugh! Enzo, can you just stop killing the vibe?
00:27:41We all know you're acting out because you're just dumb.
00:27:44You're lucky Stella's so patient with you.
00:27:46I would've had the cops cart you off ages ago with your creepy ass Norman Bates act.
00:27:51Yeah, that's great. I said take it off!
00:27:57Enzo, stop!
00:27:58It's okay, babe. The kid wants to play? We can play.
00:28:04We can play.
00:28:19That's right! Come on, get up! Yeah, see what happens!
00:28:24Give me a reason to beat your ass! Get your fucking face in, motherfucker!
00:28:29Oh my god! Enzo! Oh my god! Get off of Tony, you freak!
00:28:36What the hell is going on in here?
00:28:38Dad, hurry up and kick Enzo out! He's acting like a zombie!
00:28:41Wait, did you just call the chauffeur dad?
00:28:46No, I- Did I hear that right? The chauffeur's your dad?
00:28:50Well, Stella, you wanna tell him the truth?
00:28:52This nerd is like he's a completely different person now.
00:28:55Get off of me!
00:28:57Are you guys crazy? Stella is the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:29:02How could her father be a useless nobody? Right, Stella?
00:29:08Duh, if my father was some broke-ass chauffeur, I would literally throw myself off a cliff.
00:29:14And, hey, this isn't even about me! Enzo's the one acting like a total psycho!
00:29:19She might be pushing the kid too far. I can't lose this job.
00:29:23It's getting late, Miss Stella.
00:29:25Maybe I should take your friends home?
00:29:27Why? We're just starting to have fun.
00:29:33Fine. Guys, my driver will take you home. We'll hang another time.
00:29:37What? Stella, why are you listening to him?
00:29:40I'm not. I just remembered I have a test tomorrow. I have to study.
00:29:46Alright, let's bounce.
00:29:51Aren't you forgetting something?
00:29:53Guys, leave the stuff.
00:30:12Hey, mate.
00:30:13I'm sorry.
00:30:17Kevin!
00:30:18I am so happy you've made yourself so comfortable in my father's seat eating my dinner.
00:30:24Stop the attitude, kid.
00:30:26I drive your ass on every day.
00:30:28You think that's not exhausting?
00:30:31Can I just sit down and eat something?
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:33Kevin, do you see any of the other help doing what you're doing right now?
00:30:39Or is this just what you do to make yourself feel like a big man?
00:30:44Hmm?
00:30:45Because guess what?
00:30:46This house, that food, your car, all of it belongs to my dad and I am sick of watching you take advantage of our name and generosity.
00:30:55Yes!
00:30:57Everyone is gone!
00:30:59Can you drop the act?
00:31:00I'm having my share.
00:31:01And Stella will have hers, just like any other night.
00:31:04And if there's anything left, feel free to have our scraps.
00:31:10May, can you come get our chat masseuse to come and give me a rub down?
00:31:13And while you're at it, can you get that pastry guy from the Tokyo Ritz to send over the buns with the gold leaf on top?
00:31:19Warms?
00:31:21I can't believe this is the woman I thought I loved.
00:31:27May, are you fucking deaf or dumb?
00:31:31Move your fugly feet and get out of here!
00:31:34Sweetheart.
00:31:35Long day, huh?
00:31:37Come on.
00:31:38Carponeros, drink.
00:31:40Oh, Spain.
00:31:41So amazing.
00:31:43What are you still doing here?
00:31:45God, am I speaking Latin over here?
00:31:48Get moving or I'll get you fired!
00:31:51Yes, miss.
00:31:52No.
00:31:53No, no, no, May, you don't work for these people.
00:31:55And so, I've dealt with your bullshit all day.
00:32:00You're not gonna win me back by acting like a total dickhead to us.
00:32:04Show some respect.
00:32:05Respect.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:09Your father is a penniless driver that sits around here like a gluttonous oath,
00:32:13and you are just his spoiled brat daughter drooling over an ounce of my fortune.
00:32:18I have more respect for a sewer rat than I do either of you.
00:32:24Let me tell you something.
00:32:25This whole push-pull thing you got going on isn't gonna work.
00:32:29It's really starting to piss me off.
00:32:31Enzo.
00:32:33Stella's a straightforward gal.
00:32:34She doesn't like these mind games.
00:32:36If you want her to like you, just treat her well.
00:32:40It's too late.
00:32:41I only hung out with this dweeb because I felt sorry for him.
00:32:44But clearly, that went to his head.
00:32:47Maybe I should punish his sorry ass and ignore him until he learns his lesson.
00:32:50Remember, Enzo, you can't live without me.
00:32:56Really?
00:33:00You...
00:33:02You are judged out in thousands of dollars worth of pajamas and masks,
00:33:06all from my mom.
00:33:08And you think that I can't live without you?
00:33:11Ghost me all you want, Stella.
00:33:15I don't give a shit!
00:33:17I don't give a shit!
00:33:21What is your damage?
00:33:23You're acting more like a stuck-up bitch than a man!
00:33:25I didn't expect you, the mighty heir to the Quinn Court, to be such a cheapskate.
00:33:31We're only eating your food and using your things
00:33:35because we thought that you were offering them to us out of your generosity.
00:33:39Generosity?
00:33:41Please, Dad.
00:33:42He only gave us those things because he wanted to get in my pants.
00:33:45And now, what?
00:33:46Because Tony and I got close, you want to take it out on us?
00:33:50Let's go, Dad.
00:33:52Just looking at him makes me sick.
00:33:55Sir, are you okay?
00:33:59May I want you to take everything they've touched?
00:34:01The gyms, the couches, even the goddamn utensils, throw it all out.
00:34:04It is painted.
00:34:05Yes, sir.
00:34:06From now on, they are not to use a single thing that the Quinn family owns.
00:34:16No more VIP treatment, no more fine dining, no more using my family's name to take advantage of me, okay?
00:34:26Let them see how it feels to be controlled.
00:34:29And someone has been pissing me off lately, Dad. I don't know how much longer I can put up with.
00:34:39Easy.
00:34:40He's just trying to get your attention.
00:34:41But you still got him eating out of the palm of your hand.
00:34:42What do you mean?
00:34:43I heard him.
00:34:44They'll made me to contact the former White House event planner for a huge party this Friday night.
00:34:49So, he's obviously planning your big birthday bash.
00:34:52That's why he's been acting so weird lately.
00:34:56I knew he wasn't over me.
00:34:57You can't let him forget who's in charge.
00:35:13Don't worry. When I'm done with him, I'll have him at my feet, obeying my every.
00:35:19Where he.
00:35:24Hey, Kevin, I want you to pick up Lily first, then head to school.
00:35:27Huh.
00:35:31Oh, my God.
00:35:33Dad, we're going to pick up Tony as usual. Let's go.
00:35:36Got it. Tony first, then off to school.
00:35:38Stop the car.
00:35:40What is your problem?
00:35:42Kevin, do we have a misunderstanding? Did I say to pick up Lily or Tony first?
00:35:48Because last time I checked, it's my family's car and we pay to go where we want.
00:35:54Come on, Enzo. Let's not start the morning off like this.
00:35:58We always pick up Tony and then...
00:35:59No. We always do what your daughter says.
00:36:01And today, I am ordering you to pick up Lily and Tony can fuck off.
00:36:07And if you have a problem with that, I'd be happy to speak to my father about your employment.
00:36:12Seriously? Lily? Again?
00:36:14If you think dragging that waste of space into this is going to make me jealous, you clearly haven't seen us side by side.
00:36:21She's a troll. A granny in hand-me-downs.
00:36:25Okay.
00:36:27You know what? I really don't feel like sharing my car today with an egotistical tramp like you.
00:36:32Excuse me?
00:36:33Oh, do you need your dad to open the door for you or no?
00:36:39You lost any chance you had with me? I hope you know that!
00:36:42And you never had a chance.
00:36:46Kevin, starting today, this is a private ride just for me and the people I approve.
00:36:51And if you have a problem with that, you can join your daughter on the street.
00:37:03Let's go see Lily.
00:37:11You're a fucking asshole, Enzo! You're gonna be the goddamn joke of the school!
00:37:14I am so done with you!
00:37:35Enzo! Dude!
00:37:37Absolutely no chill!
00:37:41We all heard that you're such a creep to Stella, that she couldn't even ride the same car as you!
00:37:48Creep?
00:37:50Nah man, I actually kicked her out of my car.
00:37:52But, I'll do whatever the hell I want and it's none of your business.
00:37:56Christ! You're just a pathological liar!
00:37:59We all know that you're just the son of Stella's servant.
00:38:02God, Ben, quit poking the bear! The last thing I need is Enzo freaking out and blowing my cover!
00:38:12So how about...
00:38:14You go apologize to Stella and lay off!
00:38:20Ben, you don't want to get expelled for this freak!
00:38:33Babe, why do you keep sticking up for him if he's being an ass?
00:38:38I mean, he's your servant's son, right?
00:38:42You don't want people getting the wrong idea like he's the Quinn heir.
00:38:46Please, if it weren't for me, his family wouldn't have food on the table. I'm just being generous!
00:38:50You're too sweet, babe.
00:38:51Speaking of, that scholarship you mentioned? How's that coming along?
00:39:03Well, the school only gives scholarships to the top student and you know how it's the highest GPA.
00:39:10But if I tell him to hand it over, then he'll do it.
00:39:14You really think he'll agree?
00:39:15I mean, he's been acting like a little bitch lately, but he's still obsessed with me. If I ask him, he'll do it.
00:39:28All right, everyone. Your exams are in.
00:39:32Some of you could have done a bit more studying, but others really went above and beyond.
00:39:37I hope you don't mind me singling you out like this, Enzo, but you really knocked it out of the park.
00:39:44105% with extra points on the bonus question?
00:39:50He always does this and messes up the curve every time.
00:39:52Teacher's pet.
00:39:53I know, he's a know-it-all.
00:39:55You need to be smart when you're poor and a loser.
00:39:57I'm really proud to announce that you earned the academic scholarship yet another year.
00:40:04Unless, of course, you plan on passing it up again like last time.
00:40:08Miss James, since Enzo doesn't need the scholarship, I think that we should give it to our football captain, Tony Whitman.
00:40:14I'm sorry. Stella, why would I not need a scholarship? I'm just the son of a lowly servant.
00:40:25Yeah, but we all know the Quinns pay for everything alone.
00:40:28Like their own little personal charity case.
00:40:31Exactly. Around Stella it's all, yes ma'am, no ma'am.
00:40:35We all know you're just simping up to their family so they pay for your college.
00:40:39Enzo, what do you say?
00:40:41Are you going to be passing it up again this year?
00:40:48Enzo?
00:40:49Are you going to be passing it up again this year?
00:40:57Miss James, I'm gonna take it!
00:41:00What the hell, Enzo? I told you, we're giving that scholarship to Tony!
00:41:04Oh, sorry, if you want to talk to someone, you should probably decide on someone who cares.
00:41:09Yo, she feeds you, she clothes you, she lets you ride in her luxury cars.
00:41:14How are you going to gas yourself up like you're not some pathetic little leech?
00:41:17Tony actually works for what he has, he's not some clout chasing bot.
00:41:20You're not even worthy of spin shining his shoes!
00:41:23Oh yeah? If you worked so hard, why didn't you win it?
00:41:25Hm?
00:41:27I don't know. Sounds like Stella won her boy toy on some pretty empty premises.
00:41:30All right, all right, let's settle down everyone, settle down.
00:41:37Stella, get back to your seat.
00:41:39Miss James, if you say anything else, I'll call my daddy and cut the funding to your department.
00:41:43Enzo, I told you we're giving that scholarship to Tony, so just...
00:41:46Why don't you just give that scholarship to Tony and we can forget about all the little arguments we've been having.
00:41:57We can go back to how things were. Wouldn't that be nice?
00:42:00Oh, Stella, if only you knew how ironic that question is.
00:42:07No! Okay? I do not want to go back to the way things were.
00:42:10In fact, I'm going to make sure that this cushy life you've been enjoying gets pulled out from your Prada wearing.
00:42:16I hate you!
00:42:17Oh, I hate you more.
00:42:19Stella, back to your seat. Now.
00:42:30Well, well, well, that isn't Mr. High and Mighty.
00:42:42You know, you're getting pretty cocky during class today.
00:42:49Can I help you guys?
00:42:50I know you're probably used to helping being the son of a servant,
00:42:54but right now I think you owe us an apology for throwing us out last night.
00:42:56And while you're at it, go ahead and hand the scholarship over to Tony like a good little bitch.
00:43:02We didn't want to cause any problems in Stella's mansion, but here we can do whatever we want.
00:43:08So now, get on your hands and knees and spit-shine our shoes.
00:43:12Nice and clean.
00:43:15Get out of my way.
00:43:21You think you have a choice? Lick her shoe now, bitch!
00:43:24Hey! Let him go!
00:43:29Hey! Let him go!
00:43:31You were lucky this time.
00:43:33But the teachers won't always be around to save you.
00:43:40Tony, what the hell are you doing?
00:43:42Nothing, Coach. Just, uh, messing around.
00:43:47Shit, what are they provoking?
00:43:48Enzo, what if he reveals the truth that I'm the chauffeur's daughter?
00:43:51My image as the Quinn heir would be ruined!
00:43:53Are you alright, son?
00:43:54Yeah, I'm fine.
00:43:56Save your energy, Tommy.
00:43:58I've decided we're ignoring him after everything he did.
00:44:04You're Enzo, right?
00:44:05The PE teacher told me you got some speed to you.
00:44:07Have you considered trying out for the football team?
00:44:09What?!
00:44:10You can't be serious!
00:44:11I mean, the skinny runt?
00:44:12Unless you can pick up the pace, he may be our best option.
00:44:15And the new team captain.
00:44:17Who wrote what?
00:44:18Look, the school is holding a scrimmage as tryouts for the new season.
00:44:21I would love to see what you've got.
00:44:22What do you say?
00:44:24You want me to play?
00:44:25This lanky loser can never be team captain.
00:44:33Coach, I mean, I love football.
00:44:34Don't get me wrong.
00:44:36You seriously think I have what it takes?
00:44:38Only one way to find out.
00:44:40He'll be pummeled in the first five seconds!
00:44:43Football is just not brute force.
00:44:45Flesh out our team, and right now, we're lacking speed.
00:44:47How can he run when his scrawny little neck can't even keep the helmet up?
00:44:54Coach?
00:44:57I'll give it a try.
00:44:59Joking!
00:45:01Great.
00:45:02I look forward to seeing you.
00:45:17Tomorrow, I'm gonna humiliate you in front of the entire school!
00:45:24When it's all over, we'll still have the girl.
00:45:39T-O-N-Y!
00:45:41Go, Tony!
00:45:42He's our guy!
00:45:43Go, Cougars!
00:45:44Go, Tony!
00:45:46Dude, don't sweat it.
00:45:48We were the star quarterback last season.
00:45:50Beating Enzo, he's gonna be like crushing a pug.
00:45:53I'm gonna make that punk regret he was ever born.
00:45:56Let alone dream of being on the football team.
00:45:59Coach says that little nerd Enzo's gonna be joining us.
00:46:03If he stands us up, he's a dead man.
00:46:07Enzo, where are you?
00:46:15Hey, Lily, you might wanna check the little boy's room.
00:46:17I think I saw Enzo crying in one of the stalls.
00:46:20If I were him, I'd have changed my name by now.
00:46:22There's no coming back from that kind of humiliation.
00:46:25He's not backing down, he's just-
00:46:26It's cute that you wanna protect your little four-eyed servant spawn,
00:46:29but football's a sport for real men.
00:46:31Not servants and hand-me-downs.
00:46:35Please, Enzo, please come.
00:46:41Let's go, let's go!
00:46:42Hustle up!
00:46:46Coach, the big game's about to start, and Enzo's not here yet.
00:46:50He should be disqualified.
00:46:53Let's wait a little longer.
00:46:54I told you he'd only weigh us down.
00:46:56He's not even here, and he's already fucking things up.
00:46:58If Enzo costs us the scrimmage, I'm never letting him off the hook.
00:47:01He's never even held a football, he's a joke.
00:47:04Don't bother waiting for Enzo.
00:47:06He won't be coming.
00:47:08Enzo!
00:47:10I'm not asking!
00:47:11I'm telling.
00:47:13Football means everything to Tony,
00:47:15and if you even think about showing up tomorrow,
00:47:19I swear, you'll never get a chance with me.
00:47:21Fine.
00:47:23Let's get started.
00:47:25Wait!
00:47:27Is that...?
00:47:28It can't be.
00:47:29Oh my god, I think it is.
00:47:31He looks like a completely different person.
00:47:47That's Enzo?
00:47:48I didn't expect him to clean up so nice.
00:47:51Okay, I didn't know he had it in him.
00:47:53And like, if you don't want him, maybe I could take him for a spin?
00:47:57We can't let Lily hug him all to herself.
00:48:00Ew, you slut.
00:48:02He's still a servant boy.
00:48:08Hey.
00:48:09Hi.
00:48:10I knew you'd make it.
00:48:13Of course.
00:48:14Gotta see what this nerd can do, right?
00:48:16Did you come to watch?
00:48:17Of course.
00:48:18I'd do anything for you.
00:48:22I thought I told you not to come.
00:48:24Oh, what's the problem?
00:48:25Scared I'll humiliate your boyfriend and put him in the entire school?
00:48:28Yeah, I don't listen to you anymore, Stella.
00:48:30You're the daughter of my employee.
00:48:31Don't forget.
00:48:33What's the matter? Studying before the big game?
00:48:37I mean, football's just math.
00:48:39So you make us all late to avoid getting humiliated on the field.
00:48:43No.
00:48:44I had to make a grand entrance before I kick your ass.
00:48:47Do you want to square up, pussy?
00:48:49Or wait.
00:48:50Do you need to read a textbook to learn how to throw a punch?
00:48:52Babe, I cannot believe that son of your servant is acting like he owns this place.
00:49:09I mean, if I didn't know any better, I'd think that he's the real Quinn heir.
00:49:12Shit.
00:49:13We're starting to catch on.
00:49:14If that little simp keeps out, you know, big and tall, everyone will figure out he's the real heir.
00:49:19Enzo's father's been serving my family for years.
00:49:22We took his family in when they lost their home, so they told me to let some things slide and make him feel welcomed.
00:49:28Babe, you're too sweet.
00:49:31But that punk is trying to take advantage of you.
00:49:33Don't worry. Teach him a lesson on the field.
00:49:35Let's go! Let's go!
00:49:41Looks like the blue team needs a few more drills.
00:49:43The charge angle's off by five degrees!
00:49:44And the winner is blue team!
00:50:06How about that? Just kicked your ass using geometry.
00:50:10That fucking pussy got lucky.
00:50:17I can't believe the nerd actually won.
00:50:21It's kinda hot.
00:50:23I knew you could do it.
00:50:26Thanks for believing in me.
00:50:28Enzo's supposed to be into Stella.
00:50:31Why the hell is that frigid bitch getting all his attention?
00:50:34Is your shower head broken, Lily?
00:50:35Or is this pathetic simp's desperation a turn on for you?
00:50:40Oh.
00:50:42Are you jealous?
00:50:43Fucking gross!
00:50:45You already have your naive virgin.
00:50:48Attention! The selection ceremony for the Interstate Football Championship will be held in the auditorium in five minutes.
00:50:54The chairman of the school board will personally announce the player selected to be the team captain.
00:51:01That position is toned.
00:51:04If you really want to impress Stella, you'll do the whole school a favor and sit the ceremony out.
00:51:09This is it. She has no idea the chairman of the school board is my father's friend.
00:51:12I don't care about team captain. I just want to see her exposed for stealing my identity in front of everyone.
00:51:21What?
00:51:22We won the game.
00:51:24Oh my god!
00:51:26Good!
00:51:30Wait, who is he? That's not the chairman of the school board.
00:51:32Hello, students. I am Julian DeLeon, vice chairman of the school board.
00:51:37The chairman had important matters to attend to, so I am honored to announce the list of players that are qualified to join our team.
00:51:45The Roaring Ridge High School Cougars after today's scrimmage.
00:51:49Before that, I'd like to give special thanks to the Bright Star Education Foundation for their generous donation to our school.
00:51:58Their support has allowed for significant developments and enrichment of the school.
00:52:03I would now like to invite the heir to the family that started it all.
00:52:07If you so much as move, I'll never talk to you again and you'll be banished from all social bloops at Roaring Ridge High.
00:52:24Hello, everyone. I am Stella, I mean, Quinn, of the famed Quinn Group.
00:52:39And I'm sure by now everybody knows that thanks to Quinn Corp, we have the Bright Star Education Foundation paving the way for a brighter future.
00:52:47Hmm. I could have sworn the heir to Quinn Corp was a guy. Maybe I should call the chairman.
00:53:02That's my girl.
00:53:05Well, no one's contradicting her. I must be mistaken.
00:53:09In honor of the Bright Star Education Foundation's selfless donation to our school,
00:53:14we have decided to bestow the honor of selecting the team captain to Miss Stella herself.
00:53:23What an unexpected honor. I'll have to think about it.
00:53:28As the backbone of our school's football team, Tony has led our Cougars to more victories than I can remember cheering for.
00:53:35So I feel like the obvious and rightful choice for this year's team captain is Tony Whitman.
00:53:41Thank you all so much.
00:53:47Stella, such a babe, right?
00:53:49She's the best cheerleader on and off the field.
00:53:52I promise that I will lead our school to a district championship.
00:53:57Go Cougars!
00:54:00Go Cougars!
00:54:01I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Did today mean nothing? Nothing? Because if Tony's performance on the field is any indication of the future, he should be as far away from the football as possible.
00:54:15And the Quinn Air gets to make the decision, and I think that should be me. Right, Stella?
00:54:20What is up with these mind games? If Enzo keeps acting like this, he's going to be a deep shit.
00:54:26If you have a problem with my decision, then I can call my father and have him remove the Bright Star funding from Roaring Ridge High.
00:54:32No, that won't be necessary. You sit down before you ruin this for everyone.
00:54:38Stella and her family have made countless and generous donations to the school.
00:54:43What have you done except cause a scene?
00:54:46Well, I would hate to ruin it for anyone, sir, but fortunately for you, Stella has no say over the Bright Star Education Foundation because she's not the Quinn Air. I am.
00:54:55I am.
00:54:57Stella has no say over the Bright Star Education Foundation because she's not the Quinn Air. I am.
00:55:03Sorry, everyone. This freak has been stalking me for years and clearly his obsession has just become delusional.
00:55:10Enzo, I am done tolerating your bullshit. I've been way too nice to you.
00:55:14I'm never speaking to you again. You're officially cancelled.
00:55:18Fine with me. You gonna move out of my house too or should I kick you out?
00:55:21Alright, everyone. Let's settle down.
00:55:26Stella, I apologize.
00:55:28You should be ashamed, posing as the Quinn Air.
00:55:31After this assembly, I am marching straight to Principal Harris' office and see to it that you are expelled.
00:55:37What was it? Enzo?
00:55:39Enzo Quinn, sir.
00:55:41Oh my gosh. Give it up, Enzo. Everyone knows you're faking it.
00:55:45Oh yeah? Was I faking it on the field today?
00:55:47The only reason you beat me today is because you're lucky. We can do a rematch anytime.
00:55:53But we're gonna do street rules so I can pummel your ass to the ground.
00:55:56Why don't you just get the hell out of here? No one likes you anyway.
00:55:59Besides that mousy-haired, ugly Betty in the back.
00:56:04You need to remember who your real boss is.
00:56:07I look forward to seeing you at my house tonight after I speak to my father.
00:56:11Clearly his jealousy is reaching new heights. After my birthday, I'll have to put him back in his place for good.
00:56:27Clearly somebody's on their period.
00:56:29Anyway, my final decision still stands. Tony will be the team captain.
00:56:36That district trophy is ours.
00:56:41And one last thing. My 18th birthday is this Friday and everyone is welcome to the Quinn Mansion to come and celebrate.
00:56:48We will have Mr. Blake, the former White House events manager, planning the party and it is sure to be a day to remember.
00:57:00Don't worry about that scent, babe. He's just doing this to get your attention.
00:57:02Well, duh, but he's really been embarrassing me. He better not fuck up my birthday.
00:57:07I can't believe you have an actual former events planner from the White House planning your party.
00:57:13That's so luxe. It must be like a million dollars.
00:57:16Two million, actually.
00:57:20Oh my god, I have to buy a new dress. This is even bigger than prom. A real mansion party.
00:57:26Babe, is there gonna be a DJ there?
00:57:27Is there gonna be a DJ? Try a DJ in every room.
00:57:30Well, you gotta make sure to save a dance for me, okay?
00:57:33Okay.
00:57:48Everything's set for the party, sir.
00:57:50Amazing. Can we just run through that checklist one more time?
00:57:53Because this party needs to be perfect for Lily.
00:57:55Yes, sir.
00:57:56Great. Thank you.
00:58:00After everything I've put her through in my past life, it's what she deserves.
00:58:03It's what she deserves.
00:58:09Yay!
00:58:10Yay!
00:58:11Yay!
00:58:12Yay!
00:58:17Why won't you let me meet your classmates?
00:58:19I want my friends to know my father is a chauffeur for the Quinn family.
00:58:23For tonight, can you please just stay in your room?
00:58:26Kevin, what are you doing? You were supposed to pick up Lily 15 minutes ago.
00:58:40Find someone else to pick her up.
00:58:42Kevin, are you tired of being a driver? Do you need me to find your replacement?
00:58:45Fine. I'll go. Okay?
00:58:48Stella's birthday party's about to start. So why the hell is he still thinking about Lily?
00:58:55Well, I guess we'll let little Lily see for herself how desperate Enzo is to please my daughter.
00:59:02Pretty.
00:59:03Attention!
00:59:04Attention, everybody!
00:59:05I would like to introduce to you all the beautiful, the gorgeous, the effervescent, Queen Stella!
00:59:17That's my best friend!
00:59:18Well, Enzo may be pissing me off lately, but he doesn't want to throw the party.
00:59:23If he doesn't embarrass me tonight, maybe I'll forgive him.
00:59:26Oh. My. God. Is that the dress that's going viral right now?
00:59:31Could I? The designer, Jacques Decorte, only made two for the Stardust Fashion Show in Milan.
00:59:36It cost $100,000.
00:59:39Oh, my God. Can I touch it?
00:59:43It feels like pure money.
00:59:45This is insane!
00:59:47This might be the best night of my life. Seriously, I don't know how to thank you.
00:59:51No need. Just sit close to me.
00:59:53The Quinns like to spoil those who are loyal to us.
00:59:55There'll be plenty more parties to come.
00:59:57Can I livestream this?
00:59:58I need to show my followers your mansion.
01:00:00Of course!
01:00:02Everyone say hi!
01:00:09You have to seem to say hi!
01:00:16Really? Are you seeing that?
01:00:17Oh, my. 50,000 views? In seconds!
01:00:20Stella, you could literally be an influencer with a life like this.
01:00:23I already beat you to it.
01:00:25Oh, my God.
01:00:27Hey, besties! The party's about to start, so don't go anywhere.
01:00:31It's going to be insane. Love you!
01:00:35Thank you all so much for coming to my party.
01:00:38Please help yourself to everything and anything.
01:00:41Let's make this a day to remember.
01:00:43Turn up the music!
01:00:44Woo!
01:00:45Happy birthday, Stella!
01:00:46Happy birthday, Stella!
01:00:47Happy birthday, Stella!
01:00:51Uh-oh.
01:00:52Can you get that? Can you get that? You got it.
01:00:59You like it?
01:01:03But isn't the resident ass licker of the Stella fan club?
01:01:15Should you let all these people in here?
01:01:17Say hi to the viewers, Enzo!
01:01:19Grab your popcorn and get ready.
01:01:20This simp is known for his little meltdowns.
01:01:23Perfect timing, Enzo.
01:01:25Go clean up the mess over there and restock the booze,
01:01:28because we're just getting started.
01:01:30Oh, and while you're at it,
01:01:31have the maid go make my bed,
01:01:34because Tony and I are going to need it later.
01:01:37I'd ask the cop a couple condoms,
01:01:38but I don't know if I'd fit in your peewee size.
01:01:42There's no way that a nerdy little virgin like him
01:01:44has ever had a chance to even use a condom.
01:01:48You know, Stella, you have some fucking nerve
01:01:50acting like you own this place.
01:01:52You know for a fact, this is not your party,
01:01:54this is not your house.
01:01:56Let me tell you something.
01:01:57You're not a Quinn.
01:01:59You're a fucking joke.
01:02:01The daughter of some broke-ass chauffeur.
01:02:04I'm going to give you ten minutes to shut this down
01:02:06before I kick you and your father out without a pot to piss in.
01:02:11Before I kick you and your father out of my place without a pot to piss in.
01:02:15Look, Enzo, I know you threw this whole party just to try and get my attention,
01:02:19but I'm not going to forgive you for acting like a freak
01:02:22just because you put up a few string lights.
01:02:24God, Stella, you are so self-absorbed and delusional.
01:02:28I cannot believe I ever thought you were worth my time.
01:02:31I mean this with all offense, Enzo.
01:02:34You disgust me.
01:02:36If you want me to kick this scrawny ass out of here...
01:02:38I got it.
01:02:39You're just a pathetic little freak who threw a shitty-ass party.
01:02:48You should be embarrassed.
01:02:50And if you don't get Mr. Blake back here to get my attention,
01:02:54I'll never speak to you again.
01:02:56Oh my God, are you getting all of this?
01:02:58Every single second.
01:02:59The viewers are eating it up.
01:03:00Hey, Mae.
01:03:09Could you call Mr. Blake and tell him to get here immediately?
01:03:12This party is not up to my standard.
01:03:14And, um, could you have a couple of meads?
01:03:16Please meet us in the backyard.
01:03:18Oh my God.
01:03:19He's so whipped.
01:03:20That's right.
01:03:23He can act as stubborn as he wants, but at the end of the day, I own him.
01:03:28Stella, you gotta teach me how to whip a simp into place.
01:03:32It's just like training a stray dog.
01:03:34Shower them with attention and they'll never get away until they whine for it back.
01:03:42Amazing.
01:03:42Okay, uh, can everyone listen up, please?
01:03:45Make sure to get my good side.
01:03:46The viewers are gonna love this.
01:03:47Could we please show off the gifts I prepared?
01:03:52Oh my God.
01:03:56Are those the Harry Winston crystal shoes?
01:03:59They're like three million dollars.
01:04:01Someone in the chat said the Imperial Bloom necklace was originally owned by the royal family.
01:04:06Damn, Tony.
01:04:08Kids dropping stacks on your girl.
01:04:09What'd you get her?
01:04:11I don't need to pay for her attention.
01:04:13She knows who the real prize is.
01:04:15Well, since you did such a good job on my gifts, I'll forgive you for acting like a total spaz.
01:04:21Tony, help me with the necklace.
01:04:23Uh, no.
01:04:25What?
01:04:26Bella, you think these gifts are for you?
01:04:28Jesus Christ, you are so full of yourself.
01:04:31How about this?
01:04:31Get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday girl comes.
01:04:35Get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday girl comes.
01:04:41What?
01:04:42The real birthday girl?
01:04:45Let me dumb this down for you.
01:04:47This is not your birthday girl.
01:04:51What?
01:04:52Having second thoughts because I was sitting on Tony's lap?
01:04:56You're gonna punish me like a little bitch?
01:04:58God, I thought women were catty.
01:05:01I mean, this is some straight, petty bullshit.
01:05:06I don't give a shit what either of you two do.
01:05:10Stella, I am done.
01:05:13Okay?
01:05:14You and your dad can go back to your miserable slum life.
01:05:19Kiss all this goodbye.
01:05:21What a joke.
01:05:22All this?
01:05:23You mean the pool, the mansion, the gifts, the servants?
01:05:28Those are all Stella's.
01:05:30Shit, I don't know what's up with Enzo, but Tony might push him over the edge.
01:05:34I can't lose this.
01:05:36The only thing you can take away from her is your creepy ass obsessions.
01:05:43So why don't you see yourself out?
01:05:46Or I guess I have to.
01:05:47And I'm not exactly gentle.
01:05:49I'd like to see you try.
01:05:54Oh my god, Enzo, you're literally ruining Stella's day.
01:05:57Taking all of the attention like a dick.
01:06:00Quit with the lies.
01:06:01If Stella's not the real birthday girl, then who is?
01:06:16Lily?
01:06:17What is she doing here?
01:06:19Happy birthday, Miss Lily.
01:06:26Wow.
01:06:27You look incredible.
01:06:29Babe, is this how your staff always treats you?
01:06:33Why are they saying it's Lily's birthday?
01:06:37Did you invite her?
01:06:39If you don't make her leave in the next few seconds, I'm never speaking to you again.
01:06:43Who says I want to celebrate your birthday?
01:06:45Okay?
01:06:46Happy birthday.
01:06:47I'm so sorry.
01:06:48Stella totally ruined your party.
01:06:50But Mr. Blake, he's on his way.
01:06:51He's going to make everything perfect for your big day.
01:06:54You didn't have to do this, Enzo.
01:06:56This is...
01:06:57It's just amazing.
01:06:58Kindly leave.
01:07:00This party has standards.
01:07:02The money you get the fuck out of here, Stella.
01:07:06Do you really think that after all these years of treating me like shit, that I would want
01:07:16to celebrate your birthday?
01:07:17I'm going to say this one last time.
01:07:20This is not your party.
01:07:22This is Lily's party.
01:07:24No.
01:07:24No.
01:07:24This is fucking wild.
01:07:27Making up accusations just to try and get my attention.
01:07:30How did you even get here?
01:07:34The guard was only supposed to let in people on the list.
01:07:37You forgot your bag in the back.
01:07:39Dad?
01:07:40Whoa.
01:07:43Babe, did you just call the chauffeur your dad?
01:07:48Wait, didn't you call him dad the other night at the sleepover?
01:07:51Stella, is the chauffeur your dad?
01:07:54No.
01:07:54My dad is not some loser chauffeur.
01:07:58Wow.
01:07:59Stella, you would really put down your own dad just to cover your own facade.
01:08:03Mind your fucking business if I say it's not my dad, it's not my dad.
01:08:08When have I ever lied to you guys?
01:08:09Kevin, look at what you created.
01:08:12A stubborn rat, so self-obsessed, she won't even acknowledge you as her own father.
01:08:18Enzo, I think you should watch your tone and remember that you are speaking to Miss Stella Quinn.
01:08:24Keep pushing and she'll cut you off for good.
01:08:26Shit.
01:08:27I thought that the chauffeur was her dad for a second.
01:08:30It's just that Enzo is fucking psycho.
01:08:36Honestly, man, at least have the decency to show Stella some respect in her own house.
01:08:43Man, if I was a Quinn, I would have kicked you out a long time ago.
01:08:48Thanks for the idea, Tony.
01:08:51What do you say, Kevin?
01:08:52Kevin, should I throw out my stubborn staff and his narcissistic daughter?
01:08:57No, please don't.
01:08:58Kevin.
01:09:00Fire.
01:09:03Fire.
01:09:04You can't do this.
01:09:05You have no right to fire me, Enzo.
01:09:07Yes, I do.
01:09:08And someone who's on his way right now is going to tell you the exact same thing.
01:09:14Your dad?
01:09:15You're coming back early?
01:09:16No, that's impossible.
01:09:18You guys, as of today, Kevin and his daughter are no longer employees of the Quinn Estate.
01:09:24Please see to it that their rooms are cleared out.
01:09:26If you so much as throw out our things, I'll have you thrown out to the streets in seconds.
01:09:31That's it.
01:09:32I'm never talking to you again.
01:09:35I hope you're happy.
01:09:38I'm over the fucking moon.
01:09:41Let's go clear out the windows.
01:09:43Come on.
01:09:44Let's go.
01:09:45Babe, he walked all over you in front of everyone.
01:09:49You need to do something about this.
01:09:51That simp is fucking dead!
01:09:54We need to go.
01:09:55We need to go.
01:09:56We need to go.
01:09:58Incredible.
01:09:59I'm gone a couple of days and then my chauffeur and his daughter are walking all over my son.
01:10:02Stop on it.
01:10:04We've got to get home.
01:10:12Happy birthday.
01:10:14I hope you like it.
01:10:15You didn't have to get me anything.
01:10:17And so, I'm just happy to be here with you.
01:10:20Happy to be with you, too.
01:10:24Get that mousy little tramp out of my house now!
01:10:28Kevin, you can hand the car keys to May on your way out.
01:10:39And Stella, if you wouldn't mind taking off that dress, that'd be great.
01:10:41Actually, all your clothes belong to the Quintestine.
01:10:44You're making a huge mistake.
01:10:47Letting a rat like you into my home is my only mistake.
01:10:53Sorry, sorry, sorry.
01:10:55I came as soon as I could, but the Kardashians needed me for a baby shower and they loved to gab.
01:11:03No worries, Mr. Blake.
01:11:04Why don't you just wheel that over to the birthday girl?
01:11:07Of course.
01:11:10Wait a minute.
01:11:11I saw that gab in Christy's auction.
01:11:13Only the quills would be able to get their hands on a dress like that.
01:11:15She must be the birthday girl.
01:11:17Well, what a beautiful birthday girl.
01:11:20The belle of the ball.
01:11:22Well, Enzo, looks like your little scheme just blew up in your face, huh?
01:11:28Finally, that idiot just let me have my cake and eat it, too.
01:11:32Now I just need to get Enzo to shut up before anyone else questions me again as the rightful Quinn heir.
01:11:38I hope you're happy with your party.
01:11:39I've never worked this hard on an event before.
01:11:42It was...
01:11:43passable.
01:11:44I believe the arrangement was to settle the bill after the event, correct?
01:11:54Two million dollars, right?
01:11:57Enzo will take care of it.
01:11:59Oh, no.
01:12:00Stella, this is your party, right?
01:12:02I mean, you shouldn't have any problem paying.
01:12:04You're the daughter of the richest family in town.
01:12:08You shouldn't have any problem paying.
01:12:10You're the daughter of the richest family in town.
01:12:12Why are you being so smug?
01:12:15Stella is a Quinn heir.
01:12:17Two million, I mean, that's basically her weekly allowance, right, Stella?
01:12:21Yeah, totally.
01:12:24Oh, my God, I can't pay for this two million dollars just for one night?
01:12:28Wait, Enzo gave me one of his dad's blank checks before he started acting like such a jerk.
01:12:33Why reach into my own allowance when I have access to my daddy's personal account?
01:12:40Stella can get whatever she wants.
01:12:42She doesn't need you simping after her.
01:12:44Hmm.
01:12:46I forgot about my dad's checkbook.
01:12:48But luckily, I know the number of the family accountant.
01:12:51Hi.
01:12:53Someone is trying to impersonate the Quinn heir.
01:12:55Could you please freeze all my accounts?
01:13:00He's just trying to scare me.
01:13:02He gave me that check himself.
01:13:04I know he wants me to beg for him in front of everyone.
01:13:06But this power trip of his needs to end.
01:13:10Mr. Blake, ignore him.
01:13:12We've been having some problem with the help.
01:13:14Recently.
01:13:16Why don't you scan that check here and now in front of everyone
01:13:18and show them that I'm the real Quinn heir?
01:13:23Right away, Miss Stella.
01:13:24I'm sorry.
01:13:35This is a bad check.
01:13:41I'm sorry.
01:13:42This is a bad check.
01:13:43What are you talking about?
01:13:44That account has billions.
01:13:46Oh my god.
01:13:47Did Inzo really freeze the account?
01:13:50No, no, no.
01:13:50In order for him to do that,
01:13:52you had to really be a member of the Quinn family.
01:13:56I have no idea what's going on.
01:13:58But the viewers love it.
01:14:00Clearly, there's something wrong with your phone.
01:14:03It's not used to such large transactions.
01:14:06Miss Stella,
01:14:07I organize events worth tens of millions.
01:14:11My bank handles transactions like this every single day.
01:14:14You're scanning it wrong.
01:14:15Give me that.
01:14:17Are you trying to get out of pain?
01:14:20No, of course not.
01:14:27If you can't pay now,
01:14:28I'm going to call the police.
01:14:31Pay up
01:14:31or pay the price.
01:14:38Pay up
01:14:38or pay the price.
01:14:46Of course.
01:14:47Will you just give me a moment?
01:14:54What do I do?
01:14:55You need to make that little punk pay up.
01:14:58We can't afford a bill like that.
01:14:59I know, but he's being a jerk.
01:15:01It's on your finger, right?
01:15:03You do whatever it takes to make him happy.
01:15:06Hey, guys.
01:15:07Sorry to interrupt.
01:15:08If you come clean right now,
01:15:09I might let you stay one more night
01:15:11while you figure out where to go next.
01:15:13It doesn't have to be like this.
01:15:15Listen, you know we can't afford that.
01:15:18Why did you freeze the account?
01:15:20I thought Mr. Pooh was your dad.
01:15:22That's what you've been telling everybody.
01:15:24God, can you just be serious for a moment, please?
01:15:29Fine.
01:15:30Seriously, you're neither my girlfriend nor my friend,
01:15:32and the two of you have been taking advantage of my family for far too long.
01:15:35Can we just talk about this after your father?
01:15:38Dad, shut up.
01:15:41What do you want?
01:15:42To embarrass me in front of everyone on my birthday?
01:15:45Is that going to get you off, you freak?
01:15:48For the last time, this isn't your birthday party,
01:15:51but you're too egotistical to realize that, Stella.
01:15:56I cannot believe I ever saw a future with you.
01:15:59Payment, please.
01:16:05Payment, please.
01:16:06And so, I hate how things have been between us recently.
01:16:15How about this?
01:16:16If you pay for this party,
01:16:18we can make things official and we can finally be together,
01:16:22but if I'm locked up for not paying them,
01:16:24then I'll never see you again.
01:16:31Enzo.
01:16:33Enzo.
01:16:33No.
01:16:34Enzo, you're the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
01:16:36If you plead guilty,
01:16:37they'll let you off with a slap on the wrist.
01:16:39I am just the daughter of your family chauffeur,
01:16:42a low-class nobody.
01:16:44They'll take me to jail,
01:16:45and then I'll never see you again.
01:16:46I'll never see you again.
01:16:47That won't work twice.
01:16:55You spineless simp,
01:16:58you fucking lapdog.
01:17:00If you think you can live without me,
01:17:01you're a joke.
01:17:02Don't take it easy on that crybaby, Stella.
01:17:05I know what happened.
01:17:07He stole your father's actual checkbook,
01:17:08and that's why you're check best.
01:17:14You're right.
01:17:15You must have switched the checks at the last minute
01:17:18as in last-ditch effort to get my attention.
01:17:23Tony,
01:17:24will you be a dear and get back for me?
01:17:27Yes.
01:17:28Yes.
01:17:28Of course.
01:17:42You can't just let Enzo fire me.
01:17:44We'd have nothing.
01:17:45But if this musclehead steals Enzo's checkbook,
01:17:49you'd have access to the Quinn's endless pile of cash.
01:17:52We can make off with billions
01:17:54before they even know it's missing.
01:17:56You know,
01:17:57we're not in school anymore.
01:17:59There's no one here to save you, buddy.
01:18:02You're such a meathead.
01:18:04You didn't even know when you were getting played.
01:18:05We'll see how well you talk back
01:18:07when I beat your face to a pulp.
01:18:11Stop right there!
01:18:15Oh, my God.
01:18:17It's Jerry Quinn.
01:18:18The head of Quinn's Court.
01:18:20He's the first guy in the whole country.
01:18:24It's over, but
01:18:25he wasn't supposed to come back.
01:18:27Pull it together.
01:18:29We'll find a way out of this.
01:18:30Okay.
01:18:36Dad,
01:18:36finally back.
01:18:38Dad.
01:18:44Stop pretending,
01:18:45Enzo, okay?
01:18:46We all know
01:18:47that
01:18:48your father
01:18:49is just one of Stella's servants.
01:18:50Shut up.
01:18:53Pardon me.
01:18:53Did you just say that
01:18:54Enzo's father works for Stella's family?
01:18:58Has she been telling all of you
01:18:59that she's a queen?
01:19:01No.
01:19:01This is all a misunderstanding, sir.
01:19:03Stella would never say anything like that.
01:19:06What the fuck, old man?
01:19:08Leave now,
01:19:09or I'll have Stella fire your ass.
01:19:13Shut up!
01:19:14Kevin,
01:19:18I've gone for a couple of days
01:19:20and you and your daughter
01:19:21tried to take over my estate.
01:19:22No!
01:19:23Of course not, sir.
01:19:25Stella,
01:19:26what's going on?
01:19:28Are you not a Quinn?
01:19:30Quinn?
01:19:30Playtime is over, Stella.
01:19:43Give up on your little heiress fantasy
01:19:45before you embarrass yourself
01:19:46any further.
01:19:50Dad,
01:19:51I've already taken the initiative
01:19:52to remove Kevin and Stella
01:19:53from our payroll,
01:19:55but it seems they don't understand
01:19:57that I have the authority to do so.
01:20:00Kevin,
01:20:01ten years ago,
01:20:02we showed pity on you.
01:20:04A struggling father
01:20:05trying to raise his daughter.
01:20:06Is this how you repay us?
01:20:09We brought you into our home.
01:20:11Treated your daughter like a princess.
01:20:13Gave you a great way you should move on.
01:20:16And then this is what it comes down to?
01:20:18The both of you,
01:20:20grateful leeches.
01:20:21Are you really the driver's daughter?
01:20:23Are you the driver's daughter?
01:20:30Stop building!
01:20:33All of you,
01:20:34put your phones away!
01:20:36This is a private property
01:20:37you don't have my permission
01:20:39to fill!
01:20:39Do you hear me?
01:20:40Yes!
01:20:41But this is not your property!
01:20:44Enzo,
01:20:44I give you full authority
01:20:45to do whatever you think is accordingly.
01:20:47Thank you, Dad.
01:20:49Kevin,
01:20:50effective immediately,
01:20:51your employment as a Quinn Corp chauffeur
01:20:53has been terminated.
01:20:55Please take Stella
01:20:56and vacate the premises.
01:20:58Oh,
01:20:58and you might want to call a cab
01:21:00because those cars you drive
01:21:01are ours.
01:21:04Ironic, isn't it?
01:21:11Go.
01:21:12Please, please, please, sir.
01:21:14We have nowhere to go.
01:21:17Please!
01:21:18Get up!
01:21:19You're embarrassing me!
01:21:21He's just a pathetic simp!
01:21:22You stop!
01:21:23Enough!
01:21:24Stop!
01:21:25Don't you get it?
01:21:25He doesn't love you!
01:21:27He doesn't even like you!
01:21:29I've legit become
01:21:30some vain,
01:21:32materialistic,
01:21:33spoiled brat
01:21:34now Enzo
01:21:35wants nothing to do with you!
01:21:39What kind of a psychotic bitch
01:21:41do you gotta be
01:21:42to pretend to be part
01:21:43of the Quinn family?
01:21:44You played us
01:21:45the entire time.
01:21:46you're just a liar.
01:21:49You know,
01:21:50I'd ask you to replace
01:21:51my brother's phone screen.
01:21:53It looks like you can't even
01:21:55afford the air you breathe.
01:21:59Tony,
01:22:00Tony, please.
01:22:01I've wasted my time
01:22:03on a catfishing con artist.
01:22:05No,
01:22:05no, no, no, no,
01:22:06it's not like that!
01:22:08I showered you guys
01:22:09with gifts!
01:22:10I took you to parties!
01:22:11Please!
01:22:12You can't
01:22:13turn your backs
01:22:14on me!
01:22:15No, no, no,
01:22:16this isn't fair!
01:22:17You can't do this!
01:22:21I'm not
01:22:21going out like this!
01:22:23Bella!
01:22:26You know,
01:22:27we need to...
01:22:27Did I just kill someone?
01:22:32Bella!
01:22:33Get back here!
01:22:35No!
01:22:35No, no, no, no, no,
01:22:36she's gonna hurt someone!
01:22:39No!
01:22:40No!
01:22:40She's gonna hurt someone!
01:22:41Stop it!
01:22:41Don't worry,
01:22:42I already warned
01:22:42the gate guard
01:22:43and Stella can't get out.
01:22:45This time,
01:22:46she's...
01:22:47she's not gonna hurt anyone.
01:22:49How do you know her?
01:22:50I wanted to tell you,
01:22:52but...
01:22:53I just...
01:22:54I couldn't find
01:22:55the right time.
01:23:05It was you?
01:23:08You brought me back?
01:23:09I brought both of us back.
01:23:11I wanted to give us
01:23:12a second chance at...
01:23:14well,
01:23:15us.
01:23:19Let's not waste
01:23:20a moment of it, then.
01:23:20I...
01:23:21I had a moment of it, then.
01:23:33I want you to keep...
01:23:34Amen.